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INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so FOLLOW-UP HELL CAMP STORIES AS I REMEMBER THEM... FOLLOW-UP HELL CAMP STORIES AS I REMEMBER THEM just taking a trip down memory lane. the third night of hike when we’d arrived at our campsite a possum got into someone’s hiking bag and filched their trail mix. that kid opened up their bag and out shot a grey blur from hell, zigzagging thru the camp maniacally, trail mix trailing out of the plastic bag between its teeth OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they AKA 'WHERE IS THE THING?' Aka 'where is the thing?' Fandom tags: • Love Live • Shuumatsu no Izetta • Princess Principal • Honestly this list is very small because this blog was made for LL to start with and i havent branched PRINCESS PRINCIPAL MOVIE CHAPTER 1 SPOILER-FULL... at the end of the canal is the docks and another boat that will take Bishop away. Bishop tells ange he’s glad that he got to see her again after ten years, and then they part ways. and then Bishop gets shot by a mystery man he recognised. ange runs back, the mans gone, and as Bishops dying he repeats to her that being a spy doesn’t endwell.
INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so FOLLOW-UP HELL CAMP STORIES AS I REMEMBER THEM... FOLLOW-UP HELL CAMP STORIES AS I REMEMBER THEM just taking a trip down memory lane. the third night of hike when we’d arrived at our campsite a possum got into someone’s hiking bag and filched their trail mix. that kid opened up their bag and out shot a grey blur from hell, zigzagging thru the camp maniacally, trail mix trailing out of the plastic bag between its teeth OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS AKA ‘WHERE IS THE THING?’ Aka 'where is the thing?' Fandom tags: • Love Live • Shuumatsu no Izetta • Princess Principal • Honestly this list is very small because this blog was made for LL to start with and i havent branched WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they LL STRING ORCHESTRA AU LL string orchestra AU. I have been working on this for twenty-seven years take it away from me. LONG POST AND LOTSA YOUTUBE MUSIC LINKS AHEAD. Hanayo is first desk cello and is constantly in awe of Umi’s superhuman subdivision skills, and of course Hanayo being Hanayo is always doubting herself at the start of a performance. But if there’s a slow cello solo, half the time Umi just raises “OH!” SAID PRINCESS, CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER... pasdechat asked: “oh!” said Princess, clapping her hands together with exaggerated childishness. “carry me too!”“one baby at a time,” said Dorothy, a grin tugging at her lips.undaunted, Princess turned to Ange.“no,” said Ange.“i can carry you, if you wish,” offered valiant Chise.. princess: secretly very needy for basic childhood gestures of affection because she never got NEW ICON COURTESY OF @SKIRETEHFOX WHOSE ART I CRY... new icon courtesy of @skiretehfox whose art i cry over every day tbh, their commissions are gr10 and highly recommend for the future!! LOOK AT HER SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BLESS TODD TBH OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO!! LL ORCHESTRA AU SHIPS: AN... Okay okay here we go!! LL ORCHESTRA AU SHIPS: AN INCOMPREHENSIVE LIST. Stupidly long post ahead in which i mix every tense ever So first off I’m really into the thought of MakiPana. Like about PRINCESS PRINCIPAL MOVIE CHAPTER 1 SPOILER-FULL... at the end of the canal is the docks and another boat that will take Bishop away. Bishop tells ange he’s glad that he got to see her again after ten years, and then they part ways. and then Bishop gets shot by a mystery man he recognised. ange runs back, the mans gone, and as Bishops dying he repeats to her that being a spy doesn’t endwell.
INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
THE WORLD OFFERS ITSELF (1/9) the world offers itself (1/9) Pairing: KotoEli Summary: Otonokizaka’s last royal ruler died 900 years ago, leaving the Ayase Seneschals to guard the throne.The gods haven’t spoken since. But on the eve of Eli’s traditional journey to search for the true ruler ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that QUICKSILVER-SHIPS: OFFICIALGANDYDANCER: quicksilver-ships:. officialgandydancer:. morganoperandi:. I’m a cis-gender man which basically means that, when I was born, the doctor went “It’s a boy!” and when I was old enough to understand Iagreed with him.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they PRINCESS PRINCIPAL MOVIE CHAPTER 1 SPOILER-FULL... at the end of the canal is the docks and another boat that will take Bishop away. Bishop tells ange he’s glad that he got to see her again after ten years, and then they part ways. and then Bishop gets shot by a mystery man he recognised. ange runs back, the mans gone, and as Bishops dying he repeats to her that being a spy doesn’t endwell.
INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
THE WORLD OFFERS ITSELF (1/9) the world offers itself (1/9) Pairing: KotoEli Summary: Otonokizaka’s last royal ruler died 900 years ago, leaving the Ayase Seneschals to guard the throne.The gods haven’t spoken since. But on the eve of Eli’s traditional journey to search for the true ruler ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that QUICKSILVER-SHIPS: OFFICIALGANDYDANCER: quicksilver-ships:. officialgandydancer:. morganoperandi:. I’m a cis-gender man which basically means that, when I was born, the doctor went “It’s a boy!” and when I was old enough to understand Iagreed with him.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they AKA 'WHERE IS THE THING?' Aka 'where is the thing?' Fandom tags: • Love Live • Shuumatsu no Izetta • Princess Principal • Honestly this list is very small because this blog was made for LL to start with and i havent branched VELTERIS: 21 MANHUNTING IGUANAS HAVE ARRIVED. HERE... velteris: “21 manhunting iguanas have arrived. here they come. here they come. h ” they’re here OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO!! LL ORCHESTRA AU SHIPS: AN... Okay okay here we go!! LL ORCHESTRA AU SHIPS: AN INCOMPREHENSIVE LIST. Stupidly long post ahead in which i mix every tense ever So first off I’m really into the thought of MakiPana. Like about I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU COMMENT ON THIS SCENE FROM... 600ml asked: I would love to see you comment on this scene from Act I :) eli, trying desperately not to sound desperate: yOu caN sTay IF yOU rEaLLy wAnT, i gUESS THE WORLD OFFERS ITSELF (1/9) the world offers itself (1/9) Pairing: KotoEli Summary: Otonokizaka’s last royal ruler died 900 years ago, leaving the Ayase Seneschals to guard the throne.The gods haven’t spoken since. But on the eve of Eli’s traditional journey to search for the true ruler “OH!” SAID PRINCESS, CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER... pasdechat asked: “oh!” said Princess, clapping her hands together with exaggerated childishness. “carry me too!”“one baby at a time,” said Dorothy, a grin tugging at her lips.undaunted, Princess turned to Ange.“no,” said Ange.“i can carry you, if you wish,” offered valiant Chise.. princess: secretly very needy for basic childhood gestures of affection because she never got CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u P.S. REGUARDING KATABASIS I THINK YOU ALWAYS TOUCH... hermaeu5mora asked: P.s. Reguarding Katabasis I think you always touch upon Kotori and Eli relationship but without enter in particular. Also could I say I really didn't see Maki as Atena? xD Also I found an old ask about Eli writing a letter to Hanayo to apologize for OF NOTE IN THIS PICTURE, AKA DOROTHY WHY: of note in this picture, aka dorothy why: - rocket launcher?? - a pistol that she probs stole off a pirate - is that ange’s gun - FOUR barrels in her left hand - the ghost of yet another firearm WHEN WILL WE HEAR YOUR TAKE OF A MAYAKURO FIC THE... When will we hear your take of a mayakuro fic the starlight community needs to see the eternal bottom taking the initiative for once! JFDSNJKS tbh anon not for AKA 'WHERE IS THE THING?' Aka 'where is the thing?' Fandom tags: • Love Live • Shuumatsu no Izetta • Princess Principal • Honestly this list is very small because this blog was made for LL to start with and i havent branched PRINCESS PRINCIPAL MOVIE CHAPTER 1 SPOILER-FULL... Princess Principal Movie Chapter 1 Spoiler-full Summary i’m living in japan right now so i went and saw the first pripri movie! bad japanese = i missed like 90% of the context sorry :/ OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so THE WORLD OFFERS ITSELF (1/9) the world offers itself (1/9) Pairing: KotoEli Summary: Otonokizaka’s last royal ruler died 900 years ago, leaving the Ayase Seneschals to guard the throne.The gods haven’t spoken since. But on the eve of Eli’s traditional journey to search for the true ruler ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u WHEN WILL WE HEAR YOUR TAKE OF A MAYAKURO FIC THE... When will we hear your take of a mayakuro fic the starlight community needs to see the eternal bottom taking the initiative for once! JFDSNJKS tbh anon not for WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. they AKA 'WHERE IS THE THING?' Aka 'where is the thing?' Fandom tags: • Love Live • Shuumatsu no Izetta • Princess Principal • Honestly this list is very small because this blog was made for LL to start with and i havent branched PRINCESS PRINCIPAL MOVIE CHAPTER 1 SPOILER-FULL... Princess Principal Movie Chapter 1 Spoiler-full Summary i’m living in japan right now so i went and saw the first pripri movie! bad japanese = i missed like 90% of the context sorry :/ OK SO I,,, MISPLACED AN ASK IN A SERIES OF... ok so I,,, misplaced an ask in a series of unfortunate events but! I have fixed things! Five days after promised!! For @600ml , hope it lives up to expectations :’). NozoEli - #34 “You can put your cold feet on me.” The first thing Russia greets Nozomi with is a smallairborne blonde.
INDULGE ME - VELTERIS.TUMBLR.COM indulge me post-episode 3: Princess takes Ange’s treatment into her own hands. (i started writing this on August 28th lmao) It’s been some time since she’s seen so THE WORLD OFFERS ITSELF (1/9) the world offers itself (1/9) Pairing: KotoEli Summary: Otonokizaka’s last royal ruler died 900 years ago, leaving the Ayase Seneschals to guard the throne.The gods haven’t spoken since. But on the eve of Eli’s traditional journey to search for the true ruler ATRUEJOESTAR REPLIED TO YOUR POST “WHAT DO YOU... @atruejoestar alright! i’m gonna get a bit ugly now since i can’t quite seem to let go, but i think this is also a good time to make some tumblr etiquette things clear!. when i answered this ask, i did indeed ask for opinions! i asked for them so anon could have more resources and perspectives to check against to build their own characterization. the thing is, though, that CAN YOU DO NOZOELI, V? THANK YOU! can you do Nozoeli, V? thank you! unedited bc im lazy haha sorry NozoEli - V/#22 “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” After three years of practice, Eli was very, very CAN SOMEONE… PLS EXPLAIN TO ME THIS NEW TUMBLR... can someone pls explain to me this New Tumblr Feature where. if u put a readmore into ur post all ur quotation marks turn into arcane symbols while on desktop dashboard. but once u WHEN WILL WE HEAR YOUR TAKE OF A MAYAKURO FIC THE... When will we hear your take of a mayakuro fic the starlight community needs to see the eternal bottom taking the initiative for once! JFDSNJKS tbh anon not for WHY DO YOU SHIP MAYAKURO? Anonymous asked: why do you ship mayakuro? tbh im much more of a jun7 person as my wips can attest to!! but mayakuro is also very good. theyIM TRYING MY BEST
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March 18, 2020
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cryoverkiltmilk
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> The spiritual successor to Miette>
>
> froody :
>
>> ME: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*>>
>> MY CAT: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is >> incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little >> rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I >> can no longer thrive in this household.(via mastercoton
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March 18, 2020
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March 17, 2020
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madtumbleson
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> biggest-gaudiest-patronuses> :
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>> there’s a quarantine going on… no pressure but i KNOW ya’ll>> have WIPs
>
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March 14, 2020
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emilysidhe :
> I decided not to reblog it to avoid giving it more attention, but > that post going around about how Vietnam has developed a cheap, > mass-producible coronavirus test kit that takes an hour to complete > and has a 100% accuracy rate is absolutely fake news>
> * This would be earth-shattering news if it were true, but despite > the original article being almost a week old, no source outside > Vietnam has picked it up > * (I know, I know, “the Western media doesn’t want us to know > that communist countries can do anything,” but don’t you think > at the very least Italy would be interested in this right now) > * The Vietnamese website that broke the story has no “About”> page
> * The article offers some scientific jargon about how the test > works (something to do with DNA RNA transcription) but does not > really explain how it works, what makes it so fabulously quick and > effective, or even what exactly it’s testing for > * Claims to be able to identify the virus in either respiratory > swabs “or blood samples” despite the fact that covid19 is NOT > bloodborne and it should NOT be possible to detect it in blood> samples
> * 100% effective is an *incredibly* suspicious number that is not > backed up with incredible proof > * (tbh, so is the whole “it takes an hour” thing)>
> I know we’re incredibly frustrated with capitalism and rightly so, > but let’s not reach the point where we’re uncritically sharing > state propaganda simply because it comes from a communist state and > is therefore beyond questioning(via trashikino
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March 10, 2020
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dombinic
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> aaays-and-bees
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>> dombinic
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>>> dombinic
>>> :
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>>>> inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months>>>
>>> gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom >>> because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will >>> move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can >>> move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if >>> it doesn’t touch two walls ill die>>
>> Barricade the door>
> great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !(via professorspork
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March 08, 2020
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hiruma-musouka :
> #this is honestly how I initially thought hanahaki in fic worked> #coughing
> up flowers for years because you won’t cop to your feelings?> #that’s
> the stuff #the > dying thing puts on really uncomfortable pressure for me> #like
> ‘love me back or I’ll die’ is uncomfortable as hell for me> #whereas
> 'ADMIT YOU’RE IN LOVE YOU JUST COUGHED UP A BOUQUET!’ > #hanahaki-suffering> person: 'no’
>
>
>
> THIS IMMEDIATELY IMPROVES THE ENTIRE TROPE! I had really disliked > Hanahaki because it’s almost like the other person - if they’re > a good person - is sorta blackmailed into either having feelings or > being responsible for your death which is Not Romantic, but I can > totally get down for FEELIGS made into an aggravating physical > metaphor that you could potential deal with if you’d either > confront them or get therapy or something.>
> mzminola :
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>> professorsparklepants>> :
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>>> It’s like how everyone with autoimmune disorders disappears >>> during flu season! _Except with even more drama. _>>>
>>> chucktaylorupset>>> :
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>>>> Prof you fucking genius is it seasonal? Like it happens in >>>> spring cause the flowers bloom? Imagine it hitting hanahaki >>>> season and looking around a room and seeing whose missing, >>>> who’s out on sick leave, thr curiosity the DRAMA>>>>
>>>> professorsparklepants>>>> :
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>>>>> Not enough chronic illness in fanfic. Shout-out to my folks >>>>> who spend 6-8 weeks of the year in the hospital.>>>>>
>>>>> professorsparklepants>>>>> :
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>>>>>> Terminal Hanaki? Boring. Chronic Hanahaki? Exciting. (via the-canine-king)
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March 08, 2020
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hotmeat89
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> moonlandingwasfaked> :
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>> hotmeat89
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>>> moonlandingwasfaked>>> :
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>>>> 😝WHAT IF WE KISSED 😮🤪 ON THE TOWER OF BABEL 😂😂>>>
>>> What’d you just say?>>
>> 😝what if we kissed 😮🤪 on the tower of babel 😂😂>
> what ?
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March 08, 2020
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> I wrote this fic for me but y'all can read it if you want(via trashikino
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March 07, 2020
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castielific :
> Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the > sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to > report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.>
>
> He’s in so much trouble that I’m starting to feel guilty for > finding this funny…but still kinda laughing about it.>
> castielific
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>> Oh my god, I’ve just seen this story on instagram about this guy >> that filled his bathtub with waterbead…except he didn’t think >> about how he was going to empty it.>>
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>> So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he >> could possibly have because this happened>>
>> So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he >> should do. Which was also a bad idea.>>
>> First suggestion: flush the toilet>>
>> This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.>>
>> Second suggestion: vaccum the beads>>
>> His vaccum caught fire.>>
>> At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and >> people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about >> it. He then discovered that it’s invaded the whole sewer system.>>
>> And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.>>
>> Third suggestion: put salt in>>
>> It actually worked. Well, until.>>
>> Poop apprently started flooding his house.>>
>> And then the streets.>>
>> It all happened yesterday so we’re still waiting on an update on >> the situation but I hadn’t laugh like this in a while.>>
>> You should go and watch the whole story>>
>> (it’s in 4 parts)>>
>> It’s in french, but you get it even if you don’t speak it and >> his screams of panic are hilarious>>
>> Word of warning: don’t fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just>> don’t.
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March 07, 2020
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headspace-hotel
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> There’s no way to predict where this post is going from just the> beginning
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> glumshoe :
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>> I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of >> many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my >> favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some >> magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin >> is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. >> Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.>>
>> When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the >> lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be >> married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down >> the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, >> but it turns out to be _awfully_ hard to find a bride willing to >> marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who >> will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and >> may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by >> him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is >> either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and >> agrees to marry the lindworm.>>
>> Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of >> a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the >> bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. >> Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and >> bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her >> sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the >> time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either >> a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of >> helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals >> before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, >> they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can >> finally get married.>>
>> I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human >> body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering >> around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a >> toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something >> heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and >> he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, >> he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and >> chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it >> whole…. is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to >> walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag >> himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back >> and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around >> his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife… _into this?>> _
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