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(NOT) GB NEWS 2021
Nikolay Kalinin suggests Andrew Neil’s new channel GB News will be neither Great nor British. It’s expected that Andrew Neil’s forthcoming news channel that aims to appeal to “the vast number of British people who feel underserved and unheard by their media” will launch on 31 st May on Freeview, Freesat, Sky, YouView and Virgin Media.. In spite of GB News being branded as theA CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
ENGLISH MCMANSION MONSTROSITY: £6M DEANSGREEN HALL, CHESHIRE 1864 – Original house built on the site. What remains of that, God only knows. In November 2020, we featured what we termed “the world’s worst McMansion,” a £1.65 million horror in New Jersey. In Deansgreen Hall, we’ve definitely found something that could actually come a very close second.MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing them MURKY GHISLAINE MAXWELL’S PROPERTY & PR PROJECTS 2021 March 2021 – Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer offered cash from the “pending sale of her £1.45 million ($2 million, €1.68 million or درهم37 million)” home as part of a package when they sought bail for the mucky madam for a third time. This sum is 44% lower than the September 2020 asking price and 400% higher than the January 1997 CASH CONSUMING CARBISDALE CASTLE Cash Consuming Carbisdale Castle – Its vast size made it ideal for institutional usage. Featured on these pages in August 2014 and April 2016 after it was placed for sale after being used for 70 years as a youth hostel, the allegedly haunted building was sold to a London based investment firm now known as Faro Capital after being reduced in price from £1.2 million to £900,000. THE WORST MARRIAGE IN GEORGETOWN Now jailed for fifty years for the killing of his 91-year old wife of twenty-one years, 47-year old Muth (AKA “Sheikh Ali Al-Muthaba”, “Muti” and “Count Albi”) will be played by 58-year old Waltz in the epic also. It has tentatively been titled The Worst Marriage in Georgetown after a 2012 New York Times Magazine article about the KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in BOBBY AND IVEY LEIDY (AKA MR AND MRS ROBERT LEIDY, JR Bobby and Ivey Leidy (AKA Mr and Mrs Robert Leidy, Jr.) August 31, 2014. Section: THE ROLL CALL BUSINESS DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES. This wealth manager is the eldest grandson of Lilly Pulitzer and his wife runs an organic, gluten free and vegan West Palm Beach bakery named Sweet Ivey’s. This modest philanthropic couple held their wedding on DAILY NEWS ONLINE MAGAZINE The Steeple Times a daily online news magazine - Wit & Wisdom in equal measure. Constantly updated. Read: news, politics, lifestyle, people, grand houses, luxury lifestyle, celebrity, and classic cars.(NOT) GB NEWS 2021
Nikolay Kalinin suggests Andrew Neil’s new channel GB News will be neither Great nor British. It’s expected that Andrew Neil’s forthcoming news channel that aims to appeal to “the vast number of British people who feel underserved and unheard by their media” will launch on 31 st May on Freeview, Freesat, Sky, YouView and Virgin Media.. In spite of GB News being branded as theA CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
ENGLISH MCMANSION MONSTROSITY: £6M DEANSGREEN HALL, CHESHIRE 1864 – Original house built on the site. What remains of that, God only knows. In November 2020, we featured what we termed “the world’s worst McMansion,” a £1.65 million horror in New Jersey. In Deansgreen Hall, we’ve definitely found something that could actually come a very close second.MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing them MURKY GHISLAINE MAXWELL’S PROPERTY & PR PROJECTS 2021 March 2021 – Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer offered cash from the “pending sale of her £1.45 million ($2 million, €1.68 million or درهم37 million)” home as part of a package when they sought bail for the mucky madam for a third time. This sum is 44% lower than the September 2020 asking price and 400% higher than the January 1997 CASH CONSUMING CARBISDALE CASTLE Cash Consuming Carbisdale Castle – Its vast size made it ideal for institutional usage. Featured on these pages in August 2014 and April 2016 after it was placed for sale after being used for 70 years as a youth hostel, the allegedly haunted building was sold to a London based investment firm now known as Faro Capital after being reduced in price from £1.2 million to £900,000. THE WORST MARRIAGE IN GEORGETOWN Now jailed for fifty years for the killing of his 91-year old wife of twenty-one years, 47-year old Muth (AKA “Sheikh Ali Al-Muthaba”, “Muti” and “Count Albi”) will be played by 58-year old Waltz in the epic also. It has tentatively been titled The Worst Marriage in Georgetown after a 2012 New York Times Magazine article about the KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in BOBBY AND IVEY LEIDY (AKA MR AND MRS ROBERT LEIDY, JR Bobby and Ivey Leidy (AKA Mr and Mrs Robert Leidy, Jr.) August 31, 2014. Section: THE ROLL CALL BUSINESS DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES. This wealth manager is the eldest grandson of Lilly Pulitzer and his wife runs an organic, gluten free and vegan West Palm Beach bakery named Sweet Ivey’s. This modest philanthropic couple held their wedding onRUNNERS & RIDERS
Matthew Steeples selects three ‘dark horse’ options for the Epsom Derby 2021 at 13/1, 8/1 and 15/1 as well as options for three earlierraces.
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
THE PHIL & MATT SHOW Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph taken at a school WAS MELANIA TRUMP TRAFFICKED BY JEFFREY EPSTEIN? Matthew Steeples examines allegations that Melania Trump was originally trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein “Fun-loving party girl” Melania Knauss – if you’d believe the pyramid of piffle that is Wikipedia – first met Donald Trump at a party in September 1998. The pair allegedly swapped phone numbers in a bathroom, dated and eventually married in a lavish ceremony on 22 nd January 2005 in MASTERING MASTERPIECE ‘Macaws head’ and ‘Blue Ara’ by Jean-Marie Fiori. Exhibited by Galerie Dumonteil, both sold on the preview night. An annual favourite is the stand of Franck Laverdin of Galerie Dumonteil.Last night at the preview, the esteemed collector Barbara Minto joined a number of others in purchasing a fine set of candle holders that the gallery, which has showrooms in New York, Paris and THE BOAT BRITAIN DIDN’T ASK FOR (OR NEED) Nikolay Kalinin joins those condemning Boris Johnson’s decision to waste £200 million on a boat Britain didn’t ask for (or need). MISSING MADDIE & ANOTHER CRACKPOT CLAIRVOYANT 2021 The ‘MailOnline’ shared that the location former TV reporter turned clairvoyant Michael Schneider believes where Madeleine McCann’s body is buried is just six miles from where she ‘vanished’ in Praia da Luz, Portugal in May 2007.CORNISH CHAOS G7
Nikolay Kalinin slams the disregard of the British government for the poor people of Cornwall as the G7 approaches. WALLY OF THE WEEK 2021 Roundabout ranter Mandy Selhurst has nothing better to do than moan about wonderful wildflowers; here is a traffic twerp with too muchtime on her hands.
BATTY FOX 2021
In spite of wasting a huge amount of Jeremy Hosking’s money – said to be upto £5 million – Laurence Fox’s 2021 London mayoral election campaign was an utter disaster. He won 47,634 votes, achieved just 1.9% of the vote and thus effectively spent £104.97 for DAILY NEWS ONLINE MAGAZINE The Steeple Times a daily online news magazine - Wit & Wisdom in equal measure. Constantly updated. Read: news, politics, lifestyle, people, grand houses, luxury lifestyle, celebrity, and classic cars.A CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
A MANAGEABLE MANSION Bletchingdon Park House in Oxfordshire is one of those classic Palladian villas that would make the perfect setting for a period drama. Unlike vast Jacobean mansions like Highclere Castle, better known as Julian Fellowes’ Downton Abbey, however, Bletchingdon is of a far more manageable size. This Grade II* listed Georgian house,built for
NICOLAS NIARCHOS
N o. 11 - Nicolas Niarchos. 11. Born in New York in 1989 and the grandson of “The Golden Greek,” shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, Nicolas Niarchos writes for The Guardian, The Observer and The Huffington Post and is now based in London. He’s variously also been a DJ, editor and publisher and in his spare time he’s said to likespicy
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing them TREMENDOUS TWYSSENDEN An aerial view of The Twyssenden Estate, Goudhurst, Kent, United Kingdom, TN17 2RG. Two old images of the main house. For sale since last September and now reduced in price by £1.05 million to £6.95 million, of The Twyssenden Estate, Will Peppitt of selling agents Savills told The Times: “There are lots of medieval farmhouses, butthis is
WAS MELANIA TRUMP TRAFFICKED BY JEFFREY EPSTEIN? Matthew Steeples examines allegations that Melania Trump was originally trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein “Fun-loving party girl” Melania Knauss – if you’d believe the pyramid of piffle that is Wikipedia – first met Donald Trump at a party in September 1998. The pair allegedly swapped phone numbers in a bathroom, dated and eventually married in a lavish ceremony on 22 nd January 2005 in KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in DAILY NEWS ONLINE MAGAZINE The Steeple Times a daily online news magazine - Wit & Wisdom in equal measure. Constantly updated. Read: news, politics, lifestyle, people, grand houses, luxury lifestyle, celebrity, and classic cars.A CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
A MANAGEABLE MANSION Bletchingdon Park House in Oxfordshire is one of those classic Palladian villas that would make the perfect setting for a period drama. Unlike vast Jacobean mansions like Highclere Castle, better known as Julian Fellowes’ Downton Abbey, however, Bletchingdon is of a far more manageable size. This Grade II* listed Georgian house,built for
NICOLAS NIARCHOS
N o. 11 - Nicolas Niarchos. 11. Born in New York in 1989 and the grandson of “The Golden Greek,” shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, Nicolas Niarchos writes for The Guardian, The Observer and The Huffington Post and is now based in London. He’s variously also been a DJ, editor and publisher and in his spare time he’s said to likespicy
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing them TREMENDOUS TWYSSENDEN An aerial view of The Twyssenden Estate, Goudhurst, Kent, United Kingdom, TN17 2RG. Two old images of the main house. For sale since last September and now reduced in price by £1.05 million to £6.95 million, of The Twyssenden Estate, Will Peppitt of selling agents Savills told The Times: “There are lots of medieval farmhouses, butthis is
WAS MELANIA TRUMP TRAFFICKED BY JEFFREY EPSTEIN? Matthew Steeples examines allegations that Melania Trump was originally trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein “Fun-loving party girl” Melania Knauss – if you’d believe the pyramid of piffle that is Wikipedia – first met Donald Trump at a party in September 1998. The pair allegedly swapped phone numbers in a bathroom, dated and eventually married in a lavish ceremony on 22 nd January 2005 in KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in(NOT) GB NEWS 2021
Nikolay Kalinin suggests Andrew Neil’s new channel GB News will be neither Great nor British. It’s expected that Andrew Neil’s forthcoming news channel that aims to appeal to “the vast number of British people who feel underserved and unheard by their media” will launch on 31 st May on Freeview, Freesat, Sky, YouView and Virgin Media.. In spite of GB News being branded as theRUNNERS & RIDERS
Matthew Steeples selects three ‘dark horse’ options for the Epsom Derby 2021 at 13/1, 8/1 and 15/1 as well as options for three earlierraces.
ENGLISH MCMANSION MONSTROSITY: £6M DEANSGREEN HALL, CHESHIRE 1864 – Original house built on the site. What remains of that, God only knows. In November 2020, we featured what we termed “the world’s worst McMansion,” a £1.65 million horror in New Jersey. In Deansgreen Hall, we’ve definitely found something that could actually come a very close second. A MANAGEABLE MANSION The sale of the £20 million Bletchingdon Park, Oxfordshire. The grounds of Bletchingdon Park. This Grade II* listed Georgian house, built for Lord Valentina in 1782, may be some 24,600 square foot in size, but it has a layout that makes it both practical for living and suitable for entertaining on a grand scale. THE BOAT BRITAIN DIDN’T ASK FOR (OR NEED) Nikolay Kalinin joins those condemning Boris Johnson’s decision to waste £200 million on a boat Britain didn’t ask for (or need).CORNISH CHAOS G7
Nikolay Kalinin slams the disregard of the British government for the poor people of Cornwall as the G7 approaches. WALLY OF THE WEEK 2021 Roundabout ranter Mandy Selhurst has nothing better to do than moan about wonderful wildflowers; here is a traffic twerp with too muchtime on her hands.
MASTERING MASTERPIECE ‘Macaws head’ and ‘Blue Ara’ by Jean-Marie Fiori. Exhibited by Galerie Dumonteil, both sold on the preview night. An annual favourite is the stand of Franck Laverdin of Galerie Dumonteil.Last night at the preview, the esteemed collector Barbara Minto joined a number of others in purchasing a fine set of candle holders that the gallery, which has showrooms in New York, Paris and MISSING MADDIE & ANOTHER CRACKPOT CLAIRVOYANT 2021 The ‘MailOnline’ shared that the location former TV reporter turned clairvoyant Michael Schneider believes where Madeleine McCann’s body is buried is just six miles from where she ‘vanished’ in Praia da Luz, Portugal in May 2007.BATTY FOX 2021
In spite of wasting a huge amount of Jeremy Hosking’s money – said to be upto £5 million – Laurence Fox’s 2021 London mayoral election campaign was an utter disaster. He won 47,634 votes, achieved just 1.9% of the vote and thus effectively spent £104.97 for DAILY NEWS ONLINE MAGAZINE The Steeple Times a daily online news magazine - Wit & Wisdom in equal measure. Constantly updated. Read: news, politics, lifestyle, people, grand houses, luxury lifestyle, celebrity, and classic cars.A CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
THE GUNBUS - THE STEEPLE TIMES A solid silver model of a Vickers FB5 military bi-plane – better known as “The Gunbus” – made in 1916 has come to the market through Trinity House for £32,000. A solid silver model of a Vickers The Gunbus Fighter FB5. A detail of the plane. The 12-inch long hallmarked was commissioned by Vickers from The Goldsmiths andSilversmiths
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
NICOLAS NIARCHOS
N o. 11 - Nicolas Niarchos. 11. Born in New York in 1989 and the grandson of “The Golden Greek,” shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, Nicolas Niarchos writes for The Guardian, The Observer and The Huffington Post and is now based in London. He’s variously also been a DJ, editor and publisher and in his spare time he’s said to likespicy
KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in TREMENDOUS TWYSSENDEN An aerial view of The Twyssenden Estate, Goudhurst, Kent, United Kingdom, TN17 2RG. Two old images of the main house. For sale since last September and now reduced in price by £1.05 million to £6.95 million, of The Twyssenden Estate, Will Peppitt of selling agents Savills told The Times: “There are lots of medieval farmhouses, butthis is
MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing themMORON OF THE MOMENT
Moron of the Moment – Stephanie Mack. Daughter-in-law of fraudster Bernard Madoff illustrates how utterly out of touch she truly is with normality and the lives of ordinary, decent people. “The biggest mistake is putting on something you don’t feel comfortable in” casually commented Stephanie Mack (formerly Madoff) to The New YorkTimes
DAILY NEWS ONLINE MAGAZINE The Steeple Times a daily online news magazine - Wit & Wisdom in equal measure. Constantly updated. Read: news, politics, lifestyle, people, grand houses, luxury lifestyle, celebrity, and classic cars.A CUT COST CHÂTEAU
1983 to 2017 – The sum said to have been spent on restoration of the Château de Menars is said to have been £80.1 million ($100 million, €91.4 million or درهم367.3 million). Annual upkeep costs are said to be £801,000 million ($1 million, €914,000 million or درهم3.7 million). 1983 – Sold to Edmond Baysari for 5 millionfrancs
THE GUNBUS - THE STEEPLE TIMES A solid silver model of a Vickers FB5 military bi-plane – better known as “The Gunbus” – made in 1916 has come to the market through Trinity House for £32,000. A solid silver model of a Vickers The Gunbus Fighter FB5. A detail of the plane. The 12-inch long hallmarked was commissioned by Vickers from The Goldsmiths andSilversmiths
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
NICOLAS NIARCHOS
N o. 11 - Nicolas Niarchos. 11. Born in New York in 1989 and the grandson of “The Golden Greek,” shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, Nicolas Niarchos writes for The Guardian, The Observer and The Huffington Post and is now based in London. He’s variously also been a DJ, editor and publisher and in his spare time he’s said to likespicy
KERRI MOSS BEAUMONT: “WHAT’S ON YOUR MANTELPIECE?” May 16, 2013. Section: MOVERS & SHAKERS. The Steeple Times asks businesswoman Kerri Moss Beaumont: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”. The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force? My mum always taught me to treat people better than they treat me. Whilst it is quite tough sometimes, it always seems to work out in TREMENDOUS TWYSSENDEN An aerial view of The Twyssenden Estate, Goudhurst, Kent, United Kingdom, TN17 2RG. Two old images of the main house. For sale since last September and now reduced in price by £1.05 million to £6.95 million, of The Twyssenden Estate, Will Peppitt of selling agents Savills told The Times: “There are lots of medieval farmhouses, butthis is
MORON OF THE MOMENT
Harry is being manipulated.She has honey trapped him.She did all her homework and used to practice copying Diana’s style,mannerisms and body language (per Samantha Markle).She even used Diana’s perfume on her date with Harry to exploit his attachment to his mother.I do agree that Prince Charles has been lax with Harry.They could have easily for seen this.She is clearly blackmailing themMORON OF THE MOMENT
Moron of the Moment – Stephanie Mack. Daughter-in-law of fraudster Bernard Madoff illustrates how utterly out of touch she truly is with normality and the lives of ordinary, decent people. “The biggest mistake is putting on something you don’t feel comfortable in” casually commented Stephanie Mack (formerly Madoff) to The New YorkTimes
WEBSITE OF THE WEEK 2021 Yankee Wally is a must watch. Pour yourself a strong G&T and be prepared to be amused as you get ‘De-Markled.’. You won’t regret it. Pictured top: The woman formerly known as Meghan Markle was once snapped playing with bananas whilst her drip of a husband looked on; Sadie Quinlan, meanwhile, is definitely a cheerleader for her to slipon one.
CLIMATE CHANGE
The Steeple Times on Climate change. News; Politics. THE FOG The economy, politics and current affairs; BRAINSTORM THE PHIL & MATT SHOW Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph taken at a school THE GUNBUS - THE STEEPLE TIMES A solid silver model of a Vickers FB5 military bi-plane – better known as “The Gunbus” – made in 1916 has come to the market through Trinity House for £32,000. A solid silver model of a Vickers The Gunbus Fighter FB5. A detail of the plane. The 12-inch long hallmarked was commissioned by Vickers from The Goldsmiths andSilversmiths
MONSTER OF THE MOMENT 2021 Barrister Rebecca Sabben-Clare’s attempt to muzzle the media by citing the Cliff Richard case rather than muzzling her snarling dog shows her to be an utter disgrace. Those close to the seemingly supposedly “exceptionally bright” yet plainly actually just irresponsible barrister Rebecca Sabben-Clare QC ludicrously claimedToby, her
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The £1.125 million Group One Cazoo Derby is considered the jewel in the crown of British flat racing and of Charlie Appleby’s One Ruler, ‘Wigan Today’ remark: “The forgotten horse in the line-up. Sixth in the 2000 Guineas, but the step up in trip should be the making ofhim.
MASTERING MASTERPIECE ‘Macaws head’ and ‘Blue Ara’ by Jean-Marie Fiori. Exhibited by Galerie Dumonteil, both sold on the preview night. An annual favourite is the stand of Franck Laverdin of Galerie Dumonteil.Last night at the preview, the esteemed collector Barbara Minto joined a number of others in purchasing a fine set of candle holders that the gallery, which has showrooms in New York, Paris and MISSING MADDIE & ANOTHER CRACKPOT CLAIRVOYANT 2021 The ‘MailOnline’ shared that the location former TV reporter turned clairvoyant Michael Schneider believes where Madeleine McCann’s body is buried is just six miles from where she ‘vanished’ in Praia da Luz, Portugal in May 2007.CORNISH CHAOS G7
Nikolay Kalinin slams the disregard of the British government for the poor people of Cornwall as the G7 approaches.BATTY FOX 2021
In spite of wasting a huge amount of Jeremy Hosking’s money – said to be upto £5 million – Laurence Fox’s 2021 London mayoral election campaign was an utter disaster. He won 47,634 votes, achieved just 1.9% of the vote and thus effectively spent £104.97 for*
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A ROOM (WITHOUT) A LOO Flat in Onslow Gardens, South Kensington available to rent for the same cost as a week on the Joe Wicks diet through chi-chi estate agents Knight Frank; there is, of course, a catch In 1928, Sir Noël Coward wrote and sang: “A room with a view, Who’s fooling who?” and estate agents Knight Fran ... Continue reading*
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Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used knickers and bras online whilst posing with their brat, a girl named Sunday Brentwood b ... Continue reading HERO OF THE HOUR – JAMIE OSBORNE Queen Mother’s favourite champion jockey turned trainer turns the ‘Valley of the Racehorse’ that is Lambourn alive with the sound of music and viral videos during COVID-19 Ra ... Continue readingTHE ROLL CALL
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING PENNY STREETER OBE (NÉE PENNY STIFF) A classic ‘rags to riches’ tale is that of Penny Streeter. Born in what was then Rhodesia, this police superintend ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING LAWRENCE STROLL (BORN LAWRENCE STRULOVITCH) Montreal born “archetypal billionaire,” “fashion mogul” and “Ferrari fanatic” Lawrence Stroll arranged £5 ... Continuereading
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“I’m sorry I still love him” unabashedly declared author, journalist and “stationary addict” Susie Steiner o ... Continuereading
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ALAN HOLMES (1943 – 1996) Attacked for just £1,000 in his own home in Parkway, Camden, NW1 on Christmas Day 1995, Derry born police mechanic Al ... Continuereading
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A Shackleton Award winning campaigner who “fights miscarriages of justice and demands reform,” practicing solicito ... Continuereading
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MICHAEL RUSSELL (1933 – 2020) Described in The Telegraph’s obituary of him as a “publisher, wit and author,” Michael Russell is best known for ... Continuereading
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EVELYN MCHALE (1923 – 1947) Little is known about what drove Evelyn McHale to jump from the Empire State Building and be captured in the “most b ... Continuereading
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Detroit born singer-songwriter Mike Posner became best known after the remixed version of I Took A Pill In Ibiza went ... Continue reading*
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JESSICA JACKSON SLOAN (BORN JESSICA HURST) Born in Alabama in 1982, Jessica Jackson Sloan has morphed from a high-school dropout with a baby and a drug addict, j ... Continuereading
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Showjumper, show rider and jockey Alfie Diaper was described as an “all-round horseman” by Horse & Hound in Ap ... Continuereading
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DAME LOUISE CASEY DBE, CB In 2018, Tony Blair’s former ‘homelessness tsar’ Dame Louise Casey “blasted” Theresa May’s government as a ... Continuereading
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THE RT. HON. THE LORD SUMPTION OBE, PC, FRHISTS, FSA Eton and Oxford educated former Supreme Court judge and historian Jonathan Sumption, as a barrister, successfully repr ... Continuereading
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SARAH WINCHESTER (NÉE PARDEE, 1839 – 1922) New Haven, Connecticut born Sarah Winchester became one of the wealthiest women in the world after the death of her Wi ...Continue reading
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Born in 1989, rising star Michelin Star winning chef Tommy Banks’ establishment, The Black Swan at Oldstead in North Yorkshire, was voted the b ... Continue reading*
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HETTY GREEN (AKA HENRIETTA GREEN, ‘THE WITCH OF WALL STREET,’ NÉE HENRIETTA ROBINSON, 1834 – 1916) “The greatest miser” and “richest woman in America” during the Gilded Age, Hetty Green lived by the rule of � ... Continuereading
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GARETH E. REES (AKA ‘CAR PARK MAN’) Garage punk band singer and author of the 224-page Car Park Life Gareth E. Rees can officially be classified “the ex ... Continuereading
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ANNIE BÖRJESSON (1975 – 2005, AKA ‘THE GIRL ON THE BEACH’) Mystery surrounds both the life and death of “kind-hearted” but sometimes “naïve” Annie Börjesson and, accor ... Continuereading
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ROBERT OXLEY (AKA ROB OXLEY) Former Deliveroo boy Robert Oxley can be considered the rudest man of the 2019 General Election campaign. Previously t ... Continuereading
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PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS PAT MOUNTAIN (AKA ‘PAT THE PRIZED PILLOCK’ AND ‘SOMEONE’SNAN’)
More of a molehill than a mountain, UKIP’s dimwit “interim leader” (for a moment and thankfully hopefully not a ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: PERSONALITIESALISON ROMAN
Los Angeles born Alison Roman once went out with a man who spent 14 hours slaving over a stove to cook for her. “It ... Continuereading
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MRS FILTHY PIECE OF TOERAG Interviewed by Sky News’ Sophy Ridge on 6th October 2019 in Boris Johnson’s Uxbridge constituency, this purple coa ... Continuereading
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MARK MCGOWAN (AKA THE ARTIST TAXI DRIVER AND CHUNKY MARK) Whilst many a taxi driver no doubt gets bored whilst waiting between fares, Clapham born Mark McGowan decided to put h ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: PERSONALITIESCHRISTINE GISCHLER
Essen based Christine Gischler is the model of the moment of 2019. This German lady of the moment has worked on campai ... Continuereading
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ANGELA MILLINGTON (1981 – 2014) Found on the Ministry of Defence owned Foulness Island in Essex, a place where access to non-residents is subject to s ... Continuereading
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THE CHEERY STREET SWEEPER Never without a decent word to say, Knightsbridge’s cheeriest street sweeper is an asset to the Royal Borough of Ken ... Continuereading
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DAME DOROTHY TUTIN DBE (1930 – 2001) A resident of a Chelsea houseboat named ‘Undine’ from 1953, Dame Dorothy Tutin was “one of UK’s most versatile ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING DR BERNARD ECCLESTONE (AKA BERNIE ECCLESTONE, ‘THE GRINCH’ AND ‘BUNGLING BERNIE’) This common as muck, stingy, diminutive dwarf once suggested Hitler was “able to get things done” and outrageously ... Continuereading
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KATHERINE KNIGHT
This “sweet, matronly looking woman” killed her partner John Price, skinned him, boiled his head in a pot and serv ... Continuereading
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ROBIN LEACH (1941 – 2018) “With champagne wishes and caviar dreams” was the famous signoff of London born Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ... Continuereading
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ELVIRA MULLENS BARNEY (1904 – 1936) Though considered one of society’s “Bright Young Things,” the “morally dubious” daughter of Sir John and Lad ... Continuereading
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‘MR BLACK LIVES MATTER’ A regular outside Peggy Porschen’s Parlour in Ebury Street, Belgravia, SW1 ‘Mr Black Lives Matter’ attempts to e ...Continue reading
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KYRA KENNEDY
A bit of a wildchild, Kyra Kennedy is the daughter of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (‘RFK’ to his friends). In 2015, she � ...Continue reading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING ALEXANDER VAN DER ZWAAN “Playboy” turned lawyer Alexander van der Zwaan had it all but destroyed his reputation after being jailed for 30 ... Continuereading
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DAVID BISHOP (AKA ‘LORD BIRO’ AND ‘BUS-PASS ELVIS’) Described by the BBC as “a serial fringe candidate,” Broxtowe, Nottingham born ‘Lord Biro’ attended the late p ... Continuereading
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DENISE COATES
The richest self-made woman in the UK paid herself £217 million in 2016 and is said to have a personal fortune of cir ... Continuereading
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THE RT. HON. THERESA VILLIERS MP (AKA ‘THE TELEGRAPH CROW’) Aside from spending more time in television studios than working for the good of her constituents, this crow-like crea ... Continuereading
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LOTTI HENLEY (BORN PRINCESS WINDISCH-GRAETZ OF AUSTRIA) In spite of being born in 1925 in a castle in Austria, West London based mother of two Lotti Henley spends days feedin ... Continuereading
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ADAM MARCHMENT (AKA ‘MAN ON THE RUN’ AND ‘THE MARCHMENT MAN’) Vile paedophile and rapist Adam Marchment is a scumbag with no remorse for the crimes he committed but one also of the ... Continuereading
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ANNE MARIE WATERS
The “Donald Trump of the UK” (without the power) according to her fans but just a “piss poor Nazi bigot” accor ... Continuereading
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BENJAMIN LIPARI
East London based Benjamin Lipari was born in Italy, grew up in Australia and is described as a “digital comms guru. ... Continuereading
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GABRIEL AND SARAH A. CHRISMAN Port Townsend, Washington State residents Gabriel and Sarah A. Chrisman live as if they are Victorians. A bike shop em ...Continue reading
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SHAWN SULLIVAN (AKA SHAWN O’SUILLEABHAIN AND ‘THE PUTNEY PAEDO’) Putney based Shawn Sullivan fled America after being accused of abusing two girls aged 11 and 14 in the 1990s. He was ... Continuereading
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THERESA DOYLE (AKA ‘THE GRIM EATER’ AND ‘THE PHANTOM MOURNER’) The ultimate funeral crasher was exposed in articles in the Mail on Sunday and The Sun in September 2017. Described as ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: THE ARTS PICO ALEXANDER (BORN ALEXANDER JOGALLA) New York born actor Pico Alexander considered starring opposite Reese Witherspoon in the 2017 film Home Again “one o ... Continuereading
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LEANNE RATCLIFFE (AKA ‘FREELEE THE BANANA GIRL’) A somewhat loopy YouTube ‘star’, Australian Leanne Ratcliffe moved from promoting veganism to “living sustainabl ... Continuereading
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ANDREW WARREN
New York socialite Andrew Warren is known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany. With 100 ... Continuereading
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EILEEN GRAY (1878 – 1976, NÉE EILEEN SMITH) A pioneer of both the Art Deco style and the functionalist Modernist movement, bisexual Irish aristocrat Eileen Gray w ... Continuereading
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Harrow and Cambridge educated Old Masters expert Bendor Grosvenor describes himself as an “occasional ranter” to h ... Continuereading
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TREVOR HEMMINGS CVO
Reclusive yet charming “leisure entrepreneur” Trevor Hemmings owns over 100 racehorses, lives primarily on the Isl ... Continuereading
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SHARON HODGSON MP
Despite being Shadow Minister for Public Health and claiming to be a campaigner to improve children’s diets, Labour� ... Continuereading
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ISAAC HINDIN-MILLER
“Dapper Dan” and “quasi New Yorker” Isaac Hindin-Miller established his online presence “at the very beginni ... Continuereading
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MARGARET BURKE
The Tories may have a former member of the IRA as a councillor in Croydon in the form of Maria Gatland, but Labour pro ... Continuereading
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ROBERT ADAM
With such a name, this suave gent just had to design landmarks. University of Westminster educated and Hampshire based ... Continuereading
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HANNAH, SOLEIL AND WINTER STRAFFORD-TAYLOR Narcissist and “yummy mummy” Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum” to ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING FERGUS AND JUDITH WILSON Fat former boxer and Toad of Toad Hall-like figure of fun Fergus Wilson and his equally badly dressed Hyacinth Bucket- ... Continuereading
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GEOFFREY BAYLDON (1924 – 2017) Wacky Leeds born actor Geoffrey Bayldon was best known for playing Catweazle in the 1970s series of the same name as t ... Continuereading
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NICK HARRINGTON
Racist Tory councillor Nick Harrington tweeted: “You can keep your f***ing gypsies” after Ireland gave Britain ‘ ... Continuereading
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LADY RIDSDALE DBE (1921 – 2009, NÉE VICTOIRE BENNETT) Dame Paddy Ridsdale, as she generally known, was an intelligence operative, secretary to Ian Fleming during WW2 and th ... Continuereading
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BOB MARSHALL-ANDREWS QC A “libertarian-left” Labour MP between 1997 and 2010, distinguished barrister and novelist Bob Marshall-Andrews de ...Continue reading
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CARINA REID
Thieving Chelsea based trollop Carina Reid was labeled “arrogant”, “extremely boorish” and a fraudster by a ju ... Continuereading
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BRENDA FROM BRISTOL
Pearl clad pensioner ‘Brenda from Bristol’ became the Gillian Duffy of the 2017 General Election when she shared h ... Continuereading
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PETE CASHMORE (AKA ‘THE SAGE OF MEDIA’) Born in Banchory, Aberdeenshire in 1985, Pete Cashmore founded Mashable, a “one-stop-shop” digital media news and ... Continuereading
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MICHAELLA MCCOLLUM
Dopey drugs mule Michaella McCollum was one half of the ‘Peru Two’ jailed in 2013 for attempting to smuggle £1.5 ... Continue reading*
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JACK SCHLOSSBERG (AKA JOHN BOUVIER KENNEDY SCHLOSSBERG) New York born, Yale educated Jack Schlossberg is the only grandson of JFK. The son of designer and artist Ed Schlossbe ... Continuereading
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MIRIAM MARGOLYES OBE In April 2017, esteemed actress Miriam Margolyes described Theresa May as “that awful woman” and hinted that she h ... Continuereading
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MICHAEL HEAVER
The co-owner of the right-wing Westmonster website terms his ethnicity “milk bottle white” and claims there are � ... Continuereading
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THE RT. HON. THE LORD DAVIES OF STAMFORD (AKA QUENTIN DAVIES) Self-serving Quentin Davies described Gordon Brown as “extraordinarily incompetent” before defecting to the Labour ...Continue reading
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THE HORROR IN THE HUMMER Known for plaguing the streets of SW3 with her beast of a vehicle, ‘The Horror in the Hummer’ was a skeletal-like, ... Continuereading
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THE CROSS WORD COUPLE (AKA ‘THE CROSSWORD COUPLE’) Though never a cross word was uttered between this duo during their visits to the sadly now defunct Chelsea restaurant ... Continuereading
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CAROL BOWDITCH
Whilst the problem play The Goat, or who is Sylvia? – which, in a 2017 adaptation, starred Damian Lewis as a man who ... Continuereading
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MARTINA BIG
Born white in Bernkastel-Kues, Germany in 1989, but now perceived by many to be black, “pneumatic chested” Martina ... Continuereading
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ALFIE BEST II
A tenacious Romany Gypsy turned multi-millionaire businessman, Mayfair and Hertfordshire based Alfie Best overcame “ ... Continuereading
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CHARLOT MALIN (1969 – 2017) Oslo born, San Francisco based interior designer and philanthropist Charlot D. Malin had a day named in her honour by ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING LEE BRAHIM MURRAY-LAMRANI (AKA ‘LIGHTNING LEE’ AND ‘THESTOPWATCH’)
The “mastermind of Britain’s biggest cash robbery”, “from the streets kid” and “scary son of a b**ch” Le ... Continuereading
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JAN HARVEY
Penzance born actress Jan Harvey is married to her Howards’ Way co-star Stephen Yardley. She played Jan Howard in th ... Continuereading
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STEPHEN MILLER
“Insufferable liar” Stephen Miller hails from a “liberal-leaning Jewish family” from Santa Monica, California ... Continue reading*
PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS BETSY DEVOS (NÉE ELISABETH PRINCE) Appointed Secretary of Education by 45th President of United States of America Donald Trump, mother of four Betsy DeVo ... Continuereading
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BRIAN SHAFFER (AKA “THE MAN WHO VANISHED INTO THIN AIR) A medical student at the Ohio State University, 27-year old Brian Shaffer went into the Ugly Tuna Saloona bar in Colum ... Continuereading
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GIANNA LAHAINER
“One-time secretary” Gianna Lahainer hit gold when she married a Palm Beach real estate tycoon named Frank Lahaine ... Continuereading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES ANDERS HOLCH POVLSEN (AKA “THE NEW KING OF SCOTLAND”) Worth around £4.4 billion according to Forbes, Bestseller CEO Anders Holch Povlsen is the second largest landowner in ... Continuereading
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CHEN SI (陳思)
Made famous in the film Angel of Nanjing, Chen Si has saved over 300 lives at the world’s most popular suicide spot, ... Continuereading
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BABA VANGA (БАБА ВАНГА, AKA ‘NOSTRADAMUS FROM THE BALKANS’, 1911 – 1996) This blind, illiterate, psychic Macedonian villager predicted everything from 9/11 – in suggesting that “the Ameri ...Continue reading
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Born in 1983 in Alnwick, Northumberland, Nick Bell is amongst the few youngsters who genuinely deserve the accolade � ... Continuereading
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MERVYN CONN (AKA ‘MR MUSIC MAN’) Millionaire music promoter Mervyn Conn thought he could get away with whatever he wanted but was jailed in October 20 ... Continuereading
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THE PRET PRAYER
A new addition to the South Kensington neighbourhood in October 2016, the Pret Prayer likes to get his mat out in fron ... Continuereading
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JEFFREY SLONIM (1960 – 2016) America’s answer to Nigel Dempster went to school with Julianne Moore and later attended Yale University. A preppy e ... Continuereading
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THE PRET SLEEPER
Spotted early in the mornings in Pret A Manager in South Kensington, the Pret Sleeper wears loafers and an entirely bl ... Continuereading
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JEAN ALEXANDER (BORN JEAN ALEXANDER HODGKINSON, 1926 – 2016) This Liverpudlian actress “preferred cats to men”. Best known for playing Hilda Ogden in Coronation Street from 19 ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: BUSINESSDOUGLAS DURST
“Real estate royal” Douglas Durst had his leg amputated in 2015 and is the brother of the cross-dressing body dism ... Continuereading
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LIVIA FIRTH (BORN AND ALSO KNOWN AS LIVIA GIUGGIOLI) In May 2016, Livia Firth daftly announced: “I celebrated reaching 30,000 followers on Instagram… I bought confet ... Continuereading
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MR MAKE A BIG ISSUE
Big Issue sellers are normally pleasant but Mr Make a Big Issue is quite the exception. Regularly spotted in Chelsea ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: BUSINESSCASSANDRA STAVROU
Gourmet popcorn entrepreneur Cassandra Stavrou is based in Barnet, North London and counted Google as her first custo ... Continuereading
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PRINCE JOHN ZYLINSKI A cross between Donald Trump and Liberace in terms of his liking for all things gold in interiors, Ealing based Princ ... Continuereading
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VICTORIA WOOD CBE (1953 – 2016) Comedian Victoria Wood’s final tweet was: “Life’s not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, ... Continuereading
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THE PRET SPITTER
Always in a red ski jacket and always with a trolley and umbrella, The Pret Spitter is a most unpleasant vagrant. A d ... Continue reading*
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MARY MILLINGTON (MARITAL NAME MARY MAXTED, BORN MARY QUILTER, 1945 –1979)
Defined as “wanting it and wanting as much as she could get”, tragic English model and pornographic actress Mary ... Continuereading
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Big haired art curator and international jetsetter Lawrence Van Hagen is based in London and Paris. He is a graduate ... Continue reading*
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PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE CBE (BORN KATHERINE PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE) Born in Tranmere, Merseyside, veteran actress Patricia Routledge is best known as Alan Bennett’s Irene Ruddock in T ... Continuereading
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TURKI BIN ABDULLAH (AKA “THE PINT-SIZED JAMES STUNT”) A fan of gold coloured cars, Turki Bin Abdullah is a pint-sized Saudi Arabian equivalent of the porker James Stunt. H ... Continuereading
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DANIELA ZAHRADNIKOVA The 42-year old ex-girlfriend of 86-year old New York art collector Henry Buhl was christened a gold-digger after she ... Continuereading
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OLIVER ROTHSCHILD (AKA “THE FAKE ROTHSCHILD”) A regular on the party circuit in London, self-described “International Man of Excellence” Oliver Rothschild was ...Continue reading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEESBROOKE BARZUN
Art curator, philanthropist and ambassador’s wife Brooke Barzun is of Pilgrim Fathers ancestry and hails from the fa ... Continuereading
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THE INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU LOOKALIKE A new sidekick for David Pun in 2016, The Inspector Clouseau lookalike is undoubtedly also a fellow lover of free cha ... Continue reading*
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THE RANTING CRASHER
A lover of parties in Central London, little else is known of The Ranting Crasher. Prone to fits of shouting if photo ... Continuereading
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SIR KEN ADAM OBE (BORN KLAUS ADAM, 1921 – 2016) Born in Berlin and brought up in London, Oscar and BAFTA winner Sir Ken Adam was undoubtedly the father of “larger- ... Continuereading
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SABINE GETTY (NÉE GHANEM, AKA ‘SABINE G’) Born to a Lebanese financier and an Egyptian interior decorator in Geneva, Sabine Getty is a jewellery designer and s ... Continuereading
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LUIGI TADINI
Co-founder of Brooklyn based creative consultancy The Gathery, Luigi Tadini was listed amongst New York’s “most s ... Continuereading
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MARINA GIBSON
Fly-fisherwoman Marina Gibson is an ambassador for amongst others Orvis and Indigo Ivy and describes her passion as a ... Continuereading
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WILL AND CALUM THOMPSON (AKA “THE EAT WILD BOYS”) Pictured with country sports PR guru Claire Zambuni, the Gloucestershire born co-founders of Eat Wild – Will and C ...Continue reading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES NADJA SWAROVSKI-ADAMS (AKA “NADJA SWAROVSKI”) A scion of the Swarovski AG crystal dynasty, Southern Methodist University, Texas educated Nadja Swarovski-Adams has ... Continuereading
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THE ROLL CALL
ELI WALLACH (1915 – 2014) One of the finest ever "method actors", Eli Wallach was a star of the stage and screen between 1945 and 2010 and once had to ask the director John Hut ... Continue reading*
THE ROLL CALL
PRINCESS YASMIN AGA KHAN The twice married daughter of the actress Rita Heyworth and Prince Aly Khan was married to the Greek economist and shipping heir Basil Embiricos betwe ... Continue reading*
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THEO JAMES (BORN THEODORE PETER JAMES KINNAIRD TAPTIKLIS) Julian Fellowes cast Theo James as the Turkish diplomat Kemal Pamuk in the first season of Downton Abbey and swiftly killed him off in a sex scene. Ju ... Continue reading*
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HER GRACE DEBORAH CAVENDISH, THE DOWAGER DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE DCVO (1920 – 2014; NEE THE HON. DEBORAH FREEMAN-MITFORD) The last surviving Mitford sister, the Dowager Duchess of Devonshire was nicknamed "the housewife duchess" Take a look at the series of images, al ... Continue reading*
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ARTHUR WOODHAM
Born on Christmas Day 1927, Arthur Woodham is famed for his eponymous café in Kingsland Road, Dalston. Living by rout ... Continuereading
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MAYA HENRY (AKA “THE IT GIRL WITH A HEART OF GOLD”) Not afraid of lavish gestures, American socialite Maya Henry was treated to a £1.4 million 15th birthday party by he ... Continuereading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES STAVROS NIARCHOS III Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III dated both Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen but has been with the Australian ... Continuereading
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HANNAH WICK
Despite having suffered a traumatic brain injury (TBI), Herefordshire born Hannah Wick displays passion and gusto tha ... Continuereading
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TOM READ WILSON
Berkshire born singer, actor and sports massage therapist Tom Read Wilson described himself as “a cultural throwbac ... Continuereading
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CHRIS BRYANT MP
Known primarily for posing in his underpants on a gay dating site and for the utterly ridiculous assessment that Deli ... Continuereading
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KELLY BROOK (BORN KELLY ANN PARSONS) A leading member of the ‘smug club’, Kelly Brook claims to love animals yet reportedly laughed about punching two ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: THE ARTSNICHOLAS CAMPBELL
The founder of Narcissus Arts began his career at Haunch of Venison, White Cube and Christie’s. Educated at Oxford ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARINGCHRISSIE RUCKER MBE
In 1994, with £6,000 in savings, Chrissie Rucker ended her career as a beauty journalist to launch The White Company ... Continuereading
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TODD PLUMMER
A stylish and sophisticated fashion journalist and lawyer-in-training, man-about-town Todd Plummer grew up in New Eng ... Continue reading*
THE BOLD AND THE DARINGALISON PLATT
A “trolley dolly” turned CEO of Britain’s biggest estate agency, Alison Platt sees no difference between sellin ... Continue reading*
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DANIEL LISMORE
Described by Vogue as “England’s most eccentric dresser”, Daniel Lismore refers to himself as a “living work ... Continue reading*
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JIHADI JACK (BORN JACK LETTS, NOW KNOWN AS ABU MUHAMMED) The first white British youth to join ISIS in Syria, Jihadi Jack is the son of an organic farmer and archaeobotanist ... Continuereading
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NINA GRISCOM
On her Instagram handle “femme fatale” Nina Griscom describes herself as a “handbag designer, blogger, TV host, ... Continuereading
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DORIAN GRINSPAN
Editor-in-Chief of Out of Order magazine Dorian Grinspan is based in Manhattan. Born in Paris and educated at Yale, t ... Continuereading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES HRH PRINCESS MARIA-OLYMPIA OF GREECE AND DENMARK One of five children of an exiled prince and hedgefunder and an American heiress, Her Royal Highness Princess Maria-O ... Continuereading
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KIEL JAMES PATRICK AND SARAH VICKERS Described as the “preppiest man on Instagram” and a “young Ralph Lauren”, Rhode Island native Kiel James Patr ... Continue reading*
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DONAL SKEHAN
Dublin born Donal Skehan morphed from being part of a boyband to being recognised as one of the most popular food blo ... Continue reading*
SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES
JUDY TAUBMAN (PREVIOUSLY JUDITH MAZOR ROUNICK, NÉE JEHUDIT MAZOR) The widow of the disgraced and briefly jailed owner of Sotheby’s, A. Alfred Taubman (1924 – 2015), found herself ... Continue reading*
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JOHN PATRICK HANNAN
In January 2015, Irish born John Patrick Hannan became the world’s most elusive fugitive after having spent 60 year ... Continuereading
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ELLEN PERRY
Award-winning film director, producer and writer Ellen Perry made her name with her brilliantly insightful documentar ... Continuereading
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PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS THE RT. HON. THE LORD ASHDOWN GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (BETTER KNOWN AS PADDYASHDOWN)
Fern Briton described him as: “The greatest Prime Minister this country never had” in December 2015 and though he ... Continuereading
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MAX WHITLOCK (NICKNAMED “MAXI”) Hemel Hempstead born gymnast Max Whitlock performed a spectacular dance routine on a piano at the BBC Sports Personal ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING THE BARONESS BRADY OF KNIGHTSBRIDGE CBE (BETTER KNOWN AS KARREN BRADY, AKA “THE FIRST LADY OF FOOTBALL”) Ambitious and hardworking to her core, North London born Karren Brady likes to describe herself as a “working mum� ... Continuereading
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MARGARET WOOLISCROFT Described as a “disagreeable old trout” by her very own lawyer, farmer Margaret Wooliscroft was jailed for 28 mon ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING THE RT. HON. THE LORD ALLIANCE CBE (BORN: DAVOUD ALLIANCE, PERSIAN: داوود آلیانس, HEBREW: דייוויד אליאנס) Iranian-British businessman Lord Alliance courageously used his powerful contacts to help save the ‘Forgotten Jews� ...Continue reading
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RISING STARS: MEDIA
TANYA BURR
Born Norwich in 1989, beauty and fashion blogger and vlogger Tanya Burr has made a small fortune from her craft. List ... Continuereading
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PRESS AND BLOGGERS
JANAN GANESH
Journalist, author and political commentator Janan Ganesh is a regular on Andrew Neil’s Sunday Politics. He is the ... Continue reading*
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KELLY KILLOREN BENSIMON Illinois born and New York based Kelly Killoren Bensimon describes herself as a “mother, model, author and equestri ... Continuereading
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SIGHTS AND SOUNDS
SAM HOARE
Eton and University of Edinburgh educated actor and director Sam Hoare has appeared in everything from Eastenders and ... Continue reading*
PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS BARONESS PIDDING CBE (AKA, “THE BET LYNCH BARONESS”, BORN EMMAPIDDING)
Solihull born and a former bank clerk, big-haired Baroness Pidding became engulfed in the ‘Tatler Tory’ scandal i ... Continuereading
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TYCOONS
HERB CHAMBERS (BORN HERBERT G. CHAMBERS) Massachusetts born and Boston based billionaire businessman Herb Chambers loves fast cars and mammoth yachts. He made ... Continuereading
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MOLLIE RUPRECHT ACQUAVELLA (NÉE MOLLIE RUPRECHT) New York based fashionista, tastemaker and 1stdibs editor Mollie Ruprecht married art dealer Alex Acquavella in Augus ... Continuereading
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INNOVATORS
SARA LITTLE (NÉE SARA FINKELSTEIN, AKA “TINY LITTLE”, “CORPORATE AMERICA’S SECRET WEAPON”,1917-2015) An “improver” rather than a “creator”, Brooklyn born industrial designer Sara Little Turnbull believed “too ...Continue reading
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Z-LISTERS
JASON SHIFRIN
Jason Shifrin, the publicity craving author of the most originally titled Money, Money, Money, took to social media t ... Continuereading
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LEE MILLER (LADY PENROSE, BORN ELIZABETH MILLER, 1907 – 1977) One of the only female professional photographers accredited as an official US war correspondent during World War II, ... Continuereading
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PRESS AND BLOGGERS
MICHAEL MUSTO
Responsible for coining the word celebutard (a combination of celebrity, debutante and retard) to describe Paris Hilt ...Continue reading
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Z-LISTERS
KIM FARRY (AKA “BRITAIN’S SHOPLIFTING QUEEN”) A Fulham based woman utterly lacking in a moral compass, benefit scrounger and shoplifting addict Kim Farry arrogantl ... Continuereading
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TYCOONS
LESLIE WEXNER (AKA “LES” WEXNER) Worth some £5 billion, Leslie Wexner has been described as “very shy” and “certainly not the showing off type ... Continuereading
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WILDCARDS
TED RICHARDS
Having removed his ears, had 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue, parrot obsessive Ted Richards told The Sun ... Continuereading
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PRESS AND BLOGGERS
ELLA WOODWARD
The daughter of the turncoat Tory turned Labour transplant Shaun Woodward and his Sainsbury’s heiress wife, Ella Wo ... Continuereading
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CHARACTERS
ANGELO VIZCAINO
A popular and hard-working waiter at La Brasserie in London’s Brompton Cross, pint-sized Angelo Vizcaino delights i ... Continuereading
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PRESENTERS AND POLITICOS DIANE SAWYER (BORN LILA DIANE SAWYER) A former member of President Nixon’s White House staff turned acclaimed television journalist, Diane Sawyer was bor ... Continuereading
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Z-LISTERS
FREDERICK GROSS AND GEORGE HAMMOND (AKA “THE DINE AND DASHERS”) There are galloping gourmets and then there’s Frederick Gross and George Hammond. This pair liked the restaurants o ... Continuereading
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CAMPAIGNERS
DR LISA MCKENZIE (AKA “RED LISA”) This flame haired academic and “rebel ethnographer” is obsessed with what she calls the “Precariat” or what � ... Continuereading
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CHARACTERS
MR PENNY FARTHING
Often spotted on the roads of Kensington and Chelsea, as little is known about Mr Penny Farthing as his fellow eccent ... Continuereading
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FASHION
LAUREN SANTO DOMINGO (NÉE LAUREN DAVIS) Described by The New York Observer as one of the “100 most influential New Yorker’s of the last twenty-five years ...Continue reading
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Z-LISTERS
ALEXANDER WOOD
Serial conman and “self-styled child prodigy” Alexander Wood posed as the 12th Duke of Marlborough, Lord Jamie Sp ... Continue reading*
ARTISTS
AUSTIN SWIFT
Austin Swift, the younger brother of Taylor Swift, has found his own success as a photographer.A graduate of the Univ ... Continuereading
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WRITERS
JACKIE COLLINS OBE (BORN JACQUELINE COLLINS, 1937 – 2015) The younger sister of the diva-esque actress Joan Collins, “Queen of the Bonkbuster” Jackie Collins wrote 32 nove ... Continue reading*
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS
TODD TRAINA
San Francisco born film producer and lover of lunches at Chateau Marmont Todd Traina is a graduate of Connecticut Col ... Continuereading
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Z-LISTERS
SANDRA SHEVEY
Though she claims to be a feminist, a writer, an expert on market towns and a f ... Continue reading*
CHARACTERS
ADOLFO ORSI, JR.
“One of the biggest important players on the classic car scene”, Adolfo Orsi, Jr. is always clad in a blazer and ... Continuereading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES THE MARCHIONESS OF BATH Born in Hungary and raised in France, the Marchioness of Bath has been described as a “soft porn actress” as well ... Continue reading*
CAMPAIGNERS
PASTOR FARRIS WILKS
A Texan bricklayer turned billionaire, Pastor Farris Wilks grew up in a goat shed but now owns an airport and his own ... Continuereading
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MEDIA MOUTHPIECES
INGRID SEWARD (MARRIED NAME: INGRID BENSON, AKA “INGIE”) This London based lowbrow hack spouts sewage and tittle-tattle about the Royal family on a regular basis and pompousl ... Continuereading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES HIS EXCELLENCY NUNZIO ALFREDO D’ANGIERI AND SONS STEFAN AND TEAVA This dandy dynasty of diplomats and collectors of motoring marvels are renowned on the international jet set. Diploma ... Continue reading*
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VICTORIA PENDLETON CBE (MARRIED NAME VICTORIA GARDNER) Having triumphed on two wheels, controversial champion cyclist Victoria Pendleton turned her attention to competitiv ...Continue reading
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FRANCESCO CARROZZINI Born in Monza, Italy in 1982, Los Angeles and New York based photographer and director Francesco Carrozzini has worke ...Continue reading
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OBSERVERS
SELINA SCOTT
Yorkshire based broadcaster turned farmer and cashmere and mohair retailer Selina Scott once declared she’d “like ... Continuereading
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CHRISTOPHER MASON
A somewhat eccentric British-American transplant, Christopher Mason describes himself as an author, journalist, photo ... Continuereading
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SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES
DANIELLE ROLLINS
Described as being “vivacious” and a “tastemaker”, Danielle Rollins admits to having been a “very odd child ... Continuereading
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ZAC POSEN
New York born and of Jewish descent, fashion designer Zac Posen claims to be “totally unattached to material items� ... Continuereading
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OBSERVERS
GRETA VAN SUSTEREN
Listed as the 99th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes, Washington based news anchor and commentator Greta van ... Continuereading
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SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES
THE IAIN DUNCAN SMITH LOOKALIKE Hailing from Hertfordshire and a lover of free bubbly, the Iain Duncan Smith lookalike is seen at all the best bashes ... Continue reading*
CAMPAIGNERS
SUZANNE CONGDON LEROY Despite being the daughter of a woman suspected to have murdered her wealthy adopted mother and nurse in 1977 in Dulu ... Continuereading
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SIGHTS AND SOUNDS
ALEX WYNDHAM
Winchester and Oxford educated actor Alex Wyndham came to public attention after playing Antoine ‘Wani’ Ouradi i ... Continuereading
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SIGHTS AND SOUNDS
DOMINIQUE DUNNE (1959 – 1982) Born in Santa Monica, California and the daughter of the writer and investigate journalist Dominick Dunne and his ran ... Continuereading
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Z-LISTERS
JAMES CASBOLT (AKA “MICHAEL PRINCE”) James Casbolt likes to describe himself as a “supersoldier”, “a mind control victim” and “a former MI6 offi ... Continuereading
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BONNIE LEE BAKLEY (1956 – 2001) Ten times married (officially) and a mother of four, New Jersey born Bonnie Lee Bakley wanted to be famous but instea ... Continuereading
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SIGHTS AND SOUNDS
BRENDAN JAY SULLIVAN A former sidekick of Lady Gaga, New York based bartender turned DJ and author Brendan Jay Sullivan wrote a memoir of ... Continue reading*
MEDIA MOUTHPIECES
CONSTANCE BRISCOE
The author of Ugly and Beyond Ugly, Clapham based Constance Briscoe is nothing but a shameless disgrace. A former bar ... Continue reading*
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GINO D’ACAMPO
Though his middle name is ‘Sheffield’, television chef Gino D’Acampo was actually born in Torre del Greco in I ... Continuereading
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LARA ASPREY (AKA “LADY LARA”) The founder of The Sloane Arranger describes herself as a “VIP matchmaker … to people who, let’s face it, are a ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: PERSONALITIESJOSH TRUESDELL
Despite describing himself as simply a “military brat”, New York based model Josh Truesdell has over 16,000 foll ... Continuereading
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SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES
DEBBIE BANCROFT
Debbie Bancroft spends her days amongst the upper echelons of New York and Southampton yet considers the word “soc ... Continuereading
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MEDIA MOUTHPIECES
TOM O’CARROLL
A chilling and sick dual Irish-British citizen, Tom O’Carroll is a blogger and activist for paedophilia advocacy. A ... Continuereading
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MEDIA MOUTHPIECES
THE RT. HON. HARRIET HARMAN QC, MP A Labour Member of Parliament since 1982, Harriet Harman has repeatedly failed to apologise for the links between the ...Continue reading
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DYNASTIES AND GRANDEES JULES BIANCHI (1989 – 2015) The Stirling Moss of his generation was tragically taken in his prime aged just 25. Nice born and the grandson of the ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARINGCHRISTINA KETLEY
Though never married to the murdered gangland figure and timeshare fraudster John Palmer, Brentwood born Christina Ke ... Continuereading
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RISING STARS: THE ARTSEDWARD HOLCROFT
Named the “UK’s star of tomorrow” by Screen Daily in 2014, Edward Holcroft has also been described as “a rem ... Continuereading
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SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES
ALEXANDRA TOLSTOY FRGS The daughter of the contentious author Count Nikolai Tolstoy, divorcée Alexandra Tolstoy is a woman who ridiculously ...Continue reading
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PRESENTERS AND POLITICOSASHLEY MOTE
Having claimed that “five years in the EU lunatic asylum showed me that EU corruption was truly out of control”, ... Continuereading
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GILLIAN CLARKE (1941 – 2015) The late daughter of schoolteachers from Sidcup, Kent and a mother of two, Gillian Clarke met her Conservative politi ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING PENNY STREETER OBE (NÉE PENNY STIFF) A classic ‘rags to riches’ tale is that of Penny Streeter. Born in what was then Rhodesia, this police superintend ... Continuereading
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STEVE COTTEN (AKA ‘BRITAIN’S GRUMPIEST LANDLORD’) Alongside a cat (yes, a cat) named ‘(Frederick Albert) Hitler’ as his barman, the landlord of the “maddest pub i ... Continuereading
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THE ROLL CALL
BARBARA SMOKER (1923 – 2020) A promoter of “causes many of us now take for granted,” Catford born campaigner and humanist activist Barbara Smok ... Continuereading
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THE BOLD AND THE DARING LAWRENCE STROLL (BORN LAWRENCE STRULOVITCH) Montreal born “archetypal billionaire,” “fashion mogul” and “Ferrari fanatic” Lawrence Stroll arranged £5 ... Continuereading
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Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples*
PUT AWAY THE NOT SO KOOL AID Matthew Steeples joins James Stunt in calling on the ‘Mail’ to develop some rationality and focus on the international emergency rather than publishing irrelevant drivel fed to ... Continuereading
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DUMB & DUMBER
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, in stoking a new war with the press (but strangely not including ‘The Sunday Sport’) just prior to the commencement of their case against Associ ... Continue reading*
SAVE THE FREE PRESS
As #SaveTheSunNewspaper trends on Twitter, an analysis of the sorry state of the British press should act as a wake-up call to our nation suggests Matthew Steeples Yesterday, ‘Sa ... Continue reading*
A MILLION FOR MOOLAH MINDED MEGAIN The Duchess of Sussex will be deservedly slammed if she takes £1 million to give a “warts-and-all” tell-everything interview on ‘Oprah’ suggests Matthew Steeples Things ha ... Continuereading
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STARMER & SAVILE
Matthew Steeples calls out fake news site ‘Politicalite’ for falsely blaming Sir Keir Starmer for failing to prosecute the paedophile Jimmy Savile Anyone who tells you Sir Keir ... Continuereading
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DUMB DANIEL
Matthew Steeples calls out Daniel Hannan for ludicrously not wanting to encourage British people to consume locally produced food Daniel Hannan claims to support localism. He wants ... Continue reading*
PUTTING THE POLICE RIGHT Former Chancellor George Osborne is right to call out the police whilst Lord Sumption is spot on in suggesting we should not put up with a “police state” suggests Matthew Steep ... Continuereading
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A DOUBLE FAIL
‘The Mail on Sunday’ went far too far in attempting to blame Michel Barnier for Boris Johnson getting coronavirus and the Chinese for virtually everything else; they deservedly ... Continue reading*
SHAME ON THE MET
Matthew Steeples suggests that at a time when public resources are totally overstretched, that the Met Police are set to waste more money on the plainly pointless search for Madele ... Continue reading*
MORON OF THE MOMENT – JAMES ABBOTT-THOMPSON Diane Abbott’s policeman biting son is proof of her own inadequacies as a parent; this loopy Labour MP should get her own house in order before lecturing others Diane Abbott is k ... Continue reading*
HEROINE OF THE HOUR – LADY GLENCONNER Lady Glenconner speaks sense amidst the media encouraging panic over the coronavirus outbreak in Britain In today’s Guardian, Lady Glenconner, the former lady-in-waiting to the l ... Continuereading
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TAKING THE FLACK
Matthew Steeples suggests that both the press and the legal system have a lot to answer for in the wake of the death of Caroline Flack The media created her and the media took her ... Continue reading*
OH GOOD GRIEF!
Matthew Steeples suggests the fuss about Phillip Schofield “coming out” as gay is nothing but a storm in a teacup This week, “the silver soufflé” that is Phillip Schofield ... Continue reading*
MEGAIN FLIES COMMERCIAL Matthew Steeples joins those condemning the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ and her under-the-thumb hubbie ‘Prince Halfwit’ Today is the Duchess of Cambridge’s birthday, so natu ... Continuereading
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A KIMONO TOO FAR
Matthew Steeples suggests the reaction to Jolyon Maugham’s somewhat ill-thought tweet about killing a fox (whilst wearing a kimono) to be ludicrous at a time when thousands freez ... Continue reading*
A WARY EYE
Matthew Steeples reflects on the losing campaign he supported in the 2019 General Election and what will come next; here he gives ten outtakes from the result This morning on Adam ... Continue reading*
CLOSURE & CLIFFORD
The inquest into the paedophile monster Max Clifford’s death in prison reveals that even whilst locked up he lived the high-life; those that enabled him in the clink have questio ... Continuereading
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IT’S GRIM AT THE TELE Matthew Steeples analyses ‘The Telegraph’s’ decline and laments its likely future in the land of bubblegum journalism and fluff It’s Grim Up North was a 1991 single by The ... Continue reading*
GRATING GRETA
Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues and innovation is beyond over-simplistic Sixteen year old ‘eco war ... Continuereading
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BLOOMBERG FOR PRESIDENT Michael Bloomberg is the man who can beat Donald Trump and his likely entry into the race to become President is to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples Michael Bloomberg KBE, 7 ... Continue reading*
ROYALLY RIDICULOUS
The Royal Court’s decision to ban theatregoers from bringing in single-use plastic bottles is utterly ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples The Royal Court Theatre on Sloane Square ... Continuereading
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A MUST MARCH
‘The Steeple Times’s’ Matthew Steeples urges readers to join the Together for the Final Say People’s Vote March in London tomorrow I’m not normally one for protest marche ... Continue reading*
REAL NEWS
As dimwitted Dawn Ward suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ is short of news, publicist for animal charity backed by the Trumps brands us “fake news” George Orwell once stated: “ ... Continue reading*
NO JOKE JOKER
That Warner Brothers decided to use a song by the incarcerated paedophile Gary Glitter in their new film ‘Joker’ is utterly disgraceful suggests Matthew Steeples “Public hate ... Continuereading
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MEGAIN’S MAIL MESS The Duchess of Sussex’s decision to sue the Mail on Sunday is the wrong course of action; she ought to instead make peace with her family suggests Matthew Steeples In deciding to ... Continuereading
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A NEWS NIGHTMARE
Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left With The Telegraph even suggesting Boris Johnson re ... Continue reading*
PICTURE OF THE WEEK – BANKRUPT BELGRAVIA Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, landowners Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia Most days I go to Sainsbury’s in Eliz ... Continuereading
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BOG OFF BRAZEN BORIS Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James ... Continue reading*
TURFING OUT THE TRASH The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples With even the staunchly royalist Daily Mail condemning Prince Andrew and his on-off ex-wife, Za ... Continuereading
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HYPOCRITE HARRY
That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious twerp of a wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeple ... Continuereading
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PUT AWAY THE NOT SO KOOL AID Matthew Steeples joins James Stunt in calling on the ‘Mail’ to develop some rationality and focus on the international emergency rather than publishing irrelevant drivel fed to ... Continuereading
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DUMB & DUMBER
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, in stoking a new war with the press (but strangely not including ‘The Sunday Sport’) just prior to the commencement of their case against Associ ... Continue reading*
SAVE THE FREE PRESS
As #SaveTheSunNewspaper trends on Twitter, an analysis of the sorry state of the British press should act as a wake-up call to our nation suggests Matthew Steeples Yesterday, ‘Sa ... Continue reading OPULENCE & SPLENDOURLuxury and the arts
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A ROOM (WITHOUT) A LOO Flat in Onslow Gardens, South Kensington available to rent for the same cost as a week on the Joe Wicks diet through chi-chi estate agents Knight Frank; there is, of course, a catc ... Continuereading
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BONDED TO A SHORT LEASE Eaton Square apartment in a Grade II* listed building that has been home to both Bond star Sir Roger Moore and aristocrat-who-went-missing Lord Lucan for sale for staggering sum gi ... Continue reading*
A BORDERLINE BONFIRE BARGAIN Manhattan mansion listed for 77% less than in 2014 as part of a “bankruptcy sale;” it is situated on a street featured in Billy Joel’s ‘Close to the Borderline’ that was ... Continuereading
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A £5 MILLION PARTY WRECK Ruined Moroccan fortress fit for the most lavish of bashes for sale for £5.3 million; it may be “spectacular” but it most certainly doesn’t have Wi-Fi Billionaires like Moro ... Continue reading*
PUNTING A PENTHOUSE
Duplex penthouse in The Ritz-Carlton New York Central Park for sale for £39.7 million or a sum 48% lower than in 2012; it’s currently home to an Argentine tango dancer whom moon ... Continue reading*
A SET FIT FOR A PEACOCK Unmodernised ‘set’ in “rule-ridden” Albany, Piccadilly that was the London home of eccentric antiques dealer and ‘King of Chelsea’ Christopher Gibbs for sale; tour the ... Continuereading
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A PRICE-CUT PENTHOUSE Vast Knightsbridge penthouse for sale for 27% less than in 2012 but extraordinarily 6,900% more than in 1999 Constructed between 1961 and 1962 by builders Gilbert Ash, Collier Hous ... Continue reading*
SLASHED SEVEN SISTERS Famous ‘Seven Sisters’ cottage in Montauk for sale for 30% less than in 2016; the ‘Gilded Age cottage’ was designed by Stanford White, an architect whose murder famou ... Continue reading*
A CUT COST CHÂTEAU
Vast “fairytale” château in France’s Loire Valley for sale for ‘just’ £28 million in spite of having had £80 million spent already on its renovation; it was most famou ... Continue reading*
AN OVERHYPED ROLLER
One-of-one 2008 Rolls-Royce ‘Hyperion’ Phantom drophead coupé by Pininfarina for sale for sum 51% lower than in 2009; it even has a compartment to hold rifles in front of its ... Continue reading*
A WYATT WONDER
“Hard head – healing hands” Welsh businessman looks to sell his 18 million Irish estate complete with a James Wyatt mansion and 1,120 acres; Sir David Davies became an Iris ... Continue reading*
A GRAND OLD MAN’S GRAND OLD MERC 1967 Mercedes ‘Dictator Car’ limousine owned until 1993 by the first President of Ivory Coast to be auctioned after being restored at vast expense Félix Houphouët-Boigny (who ... Continue reading*
A CORONA GETAWAY IN LONDON For those looking to self-isolate in luxury in London, taking a ‘residence’ at The Milestone Hotel in Kensington could be the perfect option (if you’ve got £7,700 per week t ... Continuereading
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GOING THIN – TWO INTO ONE? Second apartment in South Kensington’s famous ‘Thin House’ comes to the market after another has languished for sale for four years; the two could potentially be merged to ma ... Continue reading*
MUTING MASTERPIECE
Highlight of the art and antiques calendar, Masterpiece London, announces its 2020 fair has been cancelled due to coronavirus The brainchild of renowned dealer Harry Apter and thre ... Continuereading
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A COCKNEY PARADISE IN CHELSEA Art deco mansion block apartment in Chelsea that was once home to the “cheeky Cockney” actor Harry Fowler for sale “Cheeky Cockney” actor Harry Fowler MBE (1926 – 2012) a ... Continue reading*
A BELGRAVIAN YO-YO
Nicky Haslam designed Belgravia house for sale for 33% less than in 2010 in spite of yoyo-ing up and down in price for ten years Estate agents like to make things sound grander gen ... Continue reading*
A POIROT CURVE
Curve shaped neo-Georgian house that wouldn’t look out of place in an Agatha Christie Poirot novel on the St. George’s Hill estate in Surrey for sale for an extraordinary sum F ... Continue reading*
A SEAT OR A SMALLHOLDING? Two seats at the Royal Albert Hall for sale leasehold; their price is equivalent to buying a freehold smallholding with 2.47 acres of land and a renovated 4-bedroom house in Scotla ... Continue reading*
A REVEREND’S RESIDENCE Part vacant Grade II* listed Queen Anne former vicarage in East Sussex to be auctioned online (due to the coronavirus outbreak) With social distancing becoming increasingly common ... Continue reading*
BLOWN OUT CHEAP IN CHELSEA First floor flat in Redcliffe Gardens, Chelsea for sale for just 150,000 in spite of having a 61 year lease; the street was made famous in a song by The Beatles A flat in Redclif ... Continuereading
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A SAVVY PAD
Unusual river barge and motor yacht combo owned by “quite possibly the most interesting man in the world” Peter de Savary for sale; it is currently moored at Cadogan Pier in Ch ... Continue reading*
CARAVAN CALAMITY
Angry caravan owner complains to local newspaper after he and his sardine tin are told to move on Nobody sane would wish to spend their holidays in a glorified sardine tin, but now ... Continue reading*
CHANGE FROM £100K
New contributor and classic cars enthusiast Theodora Ong covets roadsters with wings, curves and chrome at the London Classic Car Show 2020 If you dashed over to this year’s Lond ... Continue reading*
A COTTAGE OR A CAGE? Knightsbridge ‘cage’ in an underground car park for sale for the same price as a 6 bedroom former farmhouse in 1 acre in Scotland In Kincardineshire, you’ll get a 4,090 squar ... Continue reading*
GASSED IN A GOTHIC BOX ‘Gothic box’ in Chelsea where theatrical designer Sophie Fedorovitch was accidentally gassed to death for sale for £2.95 million Nicky Haslam wrote fondly of 22 Bury Walk – ... Continuereading
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A COTTAGE WITH A CATCH Victorian country cottage in picturesque rural setting in East Sussex for sale for less than a new BMW 3 series saloon A brand new BMW 3 series saloon will set you back approximate ... Continue reading*
A CUT-PRICE GULBENKIAN Rolls-Royce owned by eccentric tycoon Nubar Gulbenkian expected to sell for just £30,000 in spite of £200,000 spent on restoration to date Last August, we reported on a Mercedes- ... Continue reading*
BRITAIN’S CHEAPEST FREEHOLD? Waterfront property in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire heads to auction for an extraordinarily low price A property – if you can call it such – that extends to approximately 129.17 squ ... Continue reading*
A CUT PRICE MUCKY MOTOR Asking price for the hideously coloured ex-Katie Price ‘Barbie Rosa’ pink Range Rover slashed; no mention made by sellers as to whether it’s been cleaned up On her uppers and ... Continuereading
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A ROOM (WITHOUT) A LOO Flat in Onslow Gardens, South Kensington available to rent for the same cost as a week on the Joe Wicks diet through chi-chi estate agents Knight Frank; there is, of course, a catc ... Continuereading
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BONDED TO A SHORT LEASE Eaton Square apartment in a Grade II* listed building that has been home to both Bond star Sir Roger Moore and aristocrat-who-went-missing Lord Lucan for sale for staggering sum gi ... Continue reading*
A BORDERLINE BONFIRE BARGAIN Manhattan mansion listed for 77% less than in 2014 as part of a “bankruptcy sale;” it is situated on a street featured in Billy Joel’s ‘Close to the Borderline’ that was ... Continuereading
MOVERS & SHAKERS
The snakes and ladders of society*
IT’S JUST AWFUL BEING ALEXA Self-absorbed Alexa Chung isn’t worrying about people dying from coronavirus; she’s too busy moaning about people not focusing on the real her “The human” Alexa Chung can b ... Continue reading*
WHERE’S GHISLAINE? As Prince Andrew faces the possibility of being sued by victims of Jeffrey Epstein, we again join those asking: “Where’s Ghislaine Maxwell?” Suggestions that she’s on a sub ... Continue reading*
NOT SUCH DIVINE INTERVENTION Empty Gothic church in Kelso, Scotland for sale for just £130,000; it was home until 2006 to the conspiracy theorist Dean Warwick – who collapsed and died on stage at a UFO conf ... Continue reading*
A MAJOR COUGH-UP
ITV’s ‘Quiz’ has definitely left the public questioning the conviction of the ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’ £1 million cheat Major Charles Ingram in 2003, but what th ... Continuereading
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OVERHEARD – 10TH APRIL 2020 Clangers overheard and snippets spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ – including a return of the best interviewee of the 2019 General election, Pat “I object to everyt ... Continue reading*
WALLY OF THE WEEK – SIR CLIFF RICHARD Creepy Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard demands his music should be given “priority” play ahead of younger artists; he must be the centre of attention, as always, even durin ... Continue reading*
DOWN WITH DUMB DIANE After retreating to the backbenches, can life get better for the thickest politician in history, Diane Abbott? She’s got the sentencing of her criminal son to look forward to for ... Continuereading
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SHEEN SHINES
The ‘Guardian’s’ Rebecca Nicholson’s fascinating interview with the actor Michael Sheen is exactly the kind of reading needed during coronavirus lockdown; he reveals previo ... Continue reading*
PUT A STAMP IN IT
Bath pensioner gets very, very, very worked up about the quality of stamps available in a Post Office in a WHSmith store Right now, whilst most people are either worrying about the ... Continue reading*
MORON OF THE MOMENT – LINDSAY LOHAN Lindsay Lohan sinks to a new low during the coronavirus crisis and attempts to relaunch her tawdry self on April Fool’s Day; the washed-up wench claims to be “evolving” Loath ... Continuereading
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IT’S JUST AWFUL BEING ALEXA Self-absorbed Alexa Chung isn’t worrying about people dying from coronavirus; she’s too busy moaning about people not focusing on the real her “The human” Alexa Chung can b ... Continue reading*
WHERE’S GHISLAINE? As Prince Andrew faces the possibility of being sued by victims of Jeffrey Epstein, we again join those asking: “Where’s Ghislaine Maxwell?” Suggestions that she’s on a sub ... Continue reading*
NOT SUCH DIVINE INTERVENTION Empty Gothic church in Kelso, Scotland for sale for just £130,000; it was home until 2006 to the conspiracy theorist Dean Warwick – who collapsed and died on stage at a UFO conf ... Continue readingTIPPLE & FARE
Food, drink and fine dining*
ASK CHARLIE – LOCKDOWN AFTERNOON TEA Charlie Gray of ‘Ask Charlie’ shares her thoughts how to perfect a lockdown afternoon tea and her recipe for lavender scones During these extraordinary times, I have gone back ... Continue reading*
THE EVER SO DRY LAND OF NO MILK & NO HONEY Jonathan Downey, owner of London’s Milk & Honey bar, takes to social media to share news he won’t be reopening without a rent holiday; it is likely he is set to head a wave ... Continue reading*
BOOZED-UP BARRYMORE BOOBS As out of his skull Michael Barrymore yet again makes an utter prat of himself on Instagram, we remind him to stop “destroying” games and instead help get justice for Stuart Lu ... Continue reading*
NOT SUCH A LUCKY STRIKE Coronavirus has proved a double blow to restaurateur Keith McNally: First he got the virus himself and now his original restaurant has closed permanently due to it Currently recove ... Continue reading*
CHURCHILLIAN BOISDALE Boisdale prepares for celebration of ‘Victory Over CV19’ with the launch of fourteen ‘war bonds’ to be redeemed when gastronomes can again gather With outposts in Belgra ... Continue reading*
POSITIVITY FROM PLEURAT Refugee turned “one-man vodka band” Pleurat Shabani shares a message of positivity (and a reminder that we’ll all be having a martini or three together again soon) Having esc ... Continuereading
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SIMPLIFYING SUNDAY LUNCH (IN CHELSEA) Chelsea favourite No. Fifty Cheyne is now offering its Sunday lunch menu “in the comfort of your own home… with only very little further cooking needed” For those stranded in ... Continuereading
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PRESERVED BY MARMALADE Nonagenarian from Stockport beats coronavirus by eating marmalade sandwiches; she’s previously survived a bomb and likes biscuits also Like Guardian readers, we at The Steeple Ti ... Continue reading*
MORE MATTERS MARMALADE – PART IV As some ‘Guardian’ readers attempt to move on from marmalade, others demand the “marmalade saga” is allowed to continue on the letters pages Readers of the Guardian have be ... Continue reading*
RICCARDO’S RESPONDS Riccardo’s restaurant in Chelsea leads the way in showing community mindedness during the coronavirus outbreak Across the land small businesses are doing their bit for their comm ... Continue reading*
HERO OF THE HOUR – ANONYMOUS FISH & CHIP DONOR Good Samaritan paying for villagers of Denchworth, Oxfordshire to have fish and chips once per week during the coronavirus lockdown deserves to be saluted For the next three months ... Continue reading*
MORE MATTERS MARMALADE – PART III ‘Guardian’ readers continue their debate about marmalade (and reference how they’re interacting with it during coronavirus) In Tuesday’s letter pages in the Guardian, one C ... Continuereading
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK – A FISH FINGER F**K UP As coronavirus panic buying hits supermarkets, Tesco show they’ve lost the plot when it comes to pricing Birds Eye fish fingers Tesco operates by the mantra that “Every Little ... Continue reading*
CONSIDERING CORNED BEEF Angry man sends bizarre letter to local newspaper to complain about the design of corned beef tins There are people with too much time on their hands and then there’s Daniel Farr ... Continue reading*
MORE MATTERS OF MARMALADE – PART II ‘Guardian’ readers continue their debate about marmalade (and get rather het up about the variety made with grapefruit) We thought they’d finished with this particular topic, ... Continue reading*
WHO SELLS ROGER RABBIT? In spite of being popular with the media classes as a meat of choice, Matthew Steeples asks: ‘Why don’t supermarkets sell rabbit?’ Last week in The Times, I came across a rec ... Continue reading*
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE… That Prince Andrew decided to share his birthday with the diminutive skinflint Bernie Ecclestone shows the new low he has reached ‘Randy Andy’ has never been considered capable ... Continue reading*
MCGEE MAGIC
“The Lovely Debbie McGee” hits a new low in appearing in adverts for a crappy kitchen makeover company (with captions across her cleavage) The late Caroline Aherne (AKA Mrs Mer ... Continuereading
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DAMP CHIPS
Moaning granny complains to local newspaper about being treated like “trailer trash” after being “forced” to eat chips in the rain Joanne Leaman – a chav-like woman resem ... Continue reading*
THE KRATOM CRAZE
An examination of the facts about kratom – a herb you’ve likely never heard of Mitragyna Speciosa (commonly known as kratom) is a mind-altering drug you’ve likely never heard ... Continue reading*
A PEEVED PENSIONER
Angry granny Mary Ingamells contacts press to complain about finding a piece of wood in a tin of Tesco carrots and peas; she can also still feel a piece of orange in her throat tha ... Continue reading*
ASK CHARLIE – HOW TO PERFECT A SUNDAY ROAST New columnist Charlie Gray of ‘Ask Charlie’ shares her tips as to how to cook a perfect Sunday roast A Sunday roast is the perfect time to leave your phones to one side, turn o ... Continue reading*
A TALE OF TWO LUKES
Luke Johnson is wrong to urge consumers to embrace alcohol free spirits whilst Luke Jones was right to urge them to love martinis Under Luke Johnson’s reign Patisserie Valerie co ... Continuereading
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MORE MATTERS OF MARMALADE The debate over marmalade making and longevity continues in the ‘Guardian’ with a letter from a 74-year-old In the Guardian, the correlation of marmalade making and longevity c ... Continuereading
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DEATH BY MIXED GRILL Brewers Fayre steak, gammon, fried eggs, chicken breast, pork sausage, chips, onion rings, grilled tomato and peas combo kills woman; five other gruesome culinary deaths A Welsh wo ... Continue reading*
A MATTER OF MARMALADE Readers of the ‘Guardian’ share their amusing stories correlating longevity and marmalade During the last month, the Guardian has published a series of letters about old people ... Continue reading*
HEROES OF THE HOUR – THE DREADNOUGHT Edinburgh pub that has banned men with bare ankles and suggests alcohol free gin to be nothing but overpriced cordial is to be saluted Men who wear loafers without socks (termed � ... Continue reading*
DRACONIAN DRINKING
Brexit bore Tim Martin, chairman of Wetherspoons yet again shows himself to be a draconian drip; what will this nutty nuisance ban next? On Monday, the deranged dimwit Tim Martin, ... Continuereading
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THE BEST CBD OIL
Dany German analyses the best CBD oil available in the UK and offers tips about where to buy it CBD oil has taken the UK market by storm over the last few years. CBD oil used to be ... Continue reading*
NAME & SHAME – FERGIE’S (FAT) FARM Sarah, Duchess of York should be ashamed of her latest attempt to profit from her (former) royal status Sarah, Duchess of York (AKA ‘Fergie’) just cannot help herself. When not ... Continuereading
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ASK CHARLIE – LOCKDOWN AFTERNOON TEA Charlie Gray of ‘Ask Charlie’ shares her thoughts how to perfect a lockdown afternoon tea and her recipe for lavender scones During these extraordinary times, I have gone back ... Continue reading*
THE EVER SO DRY LAND OF NO MILK & NO HONEY Jonathan Downey, owner of London’s Milk & Honey bar, takes to social media to share news he won’t be reopening without a rent holiday; it is likely he is set to head a wave ... Continue reading*
BOOZED-UP BARRYMORE BOOBS As out of his skull Michael Barrymore yet again makes an utter prat of himself on Instagram, we remind him to stop “destroying” games and instead help get justice for Stuart Lu ... Continue readingTHE SPORTING LIFE
From playing the field to buying a team*
HERO OF THE HOUR – JAMIE OSBORNE Queen Mother’s favourite champion jockey turned trainer turns the ‘Valley of the Racehorse’ that is Lambourn alive with the sound of music and viral videos during COVID-19 Ra ... Continue reading*
WHO IS CHELSEA’S ‘WINDOW TWERKY’? ‘The Steeple Times’ asks readers to name the brilliantly batshit bonkers bird spotted gyrating in front of Chelsea shop windows during the coronavirus lockdown Spotted on both ... Continue reading*
SPEEDY STIRLING
Matthew Steeples remembers the motor racing legend Sir Stirling Moss, “the greatest driver never to have won the world championship” Mille Miglia-winning Sir Stirling Moss, who ... Continue reading*
FAHAD TAKES FLIGHT
Blow to British racing as Sheikh Fahad places his Longholes operation in Newmarket, Suffolk up for sale for £6 million to spend more time in California The impact of the coronavir ... Continue reading*
STUNNING STONEWALL
Co-founder of Calvin Klein Inc. puts his 740 acre equestrian estate just an hour from New York up for sale for £81 million; about 65 stake winners and several horses that have com ... Continue reading*
HERO OF THE HOUR – JOE WICKS In giving “every single penny he makes” from his online P.E. lessons to the NHS during the coronavirus lockdown of schools, Joe Wicks has shown himself as a hero of the hour On ... Continuereading
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A BOWLED DOWN PRICE
Texan estate for sale for sum 43% less than in 2011; it comes with the “finest private bowling alley in America” and a car museum In March 2015, The Steeple Times featured a Te ... Continue reading*
A SERIOUSLY SLOW SUBARU Quirky 1970 Subaru 360 police car to be sold at auction; unlike anything Colin McRae drove it’s as slow as a snail Advertised quite accurately in the United States as “cheap an ... Continue reading*
POST PAUSED
Today, after 34 years in business, the ‘Racing Post’ has sadly stopped daily print production due to the coronavirus outbreak British horseracing’s premier publication, the R ... Continue reading*
LUSTFUL LIZZIE REPLACES GRUESOME GHISLAINE With paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell still missing, knicker flasher Lizzie Cundy steps into the breach in the forthcoming Cash & Rocket rally Las ... Continue reading*
HERO OF THE HOUR – JAMIE OSBORNE Queen Mother’s favourite champion jockey turned trainer turns the ‘Valley of the Racehorse’ that is Lambourn alive with the sound of music and viral videos during COVID-19 Ra ... Continue reading*
WHO IS CHELSEA’S ‘WINDOW TWERKY’? ‘The Steeple Times’ asks readers to name the brilliantly batshit bonkers bird spotted gyrating in front of Chelsea shop windows during the coronavirus lockdown Spotted on both ... Continue reading*
SPEEDY STIRLING
Matthew Steeples remembers the motor racing legend Sir Stirling Moss, “the greatest driver never to have won the world championship” Mille Miglia-winning Sir Stirling Moss, who ... Continue readingTHE FOG
The economy, politics and current affairs*
WALLY OF THE WEEK – THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX In throwing out major elements of her argument against Associated Newspapers yesterday, the Duchess of Sussex’s defeat marked not just a battle loss, but the start of a worse sta ... Continue reading*
BAMBER BATS BACK
Jeremy Bamber’s legal team go to the high court after it emerges that the CPS may have handed crucial evidence – not available to them – to an author involved in the ITV dram ... Continue reading*
HORRIFIED OF HADDENHAM TAKES A SPIN ‘Horrified of Haddenham’ Garry May gets taken to the cleaners – and then quite literally put through the launderette’s washing machine Earlier this week, we featured one of ... Continue reading*
THREE OF THE BEST – THINGS TO GET YOU THROUGH LOCKDOWN Matthew Steeples highlights three things that are keeping him going through coronavirus lockdown living (aside from not running out of gin) Having found myself ensconced in East An ... Continue reading*
HORRIFIED OF HADDENHAM Irrational ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ type correspondence is on the increase in national newspapers during the coronavirus lockdown; ‘Horrified of Haddenham’ cash-coron ... Continuereading
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MORON OF THE MOMENT – EAMONN HOLMES Multi-millionaire 5G conspiracy theorist Eamonn Holmes deserves condemnation for inviting a scion to a billion pound fortune on to ‘This Morning’ to discuss COVID-19 instead of ... Continuereading
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SOD OFF BRANSON
In a rare moment of sanity, Katie Hopkins entirely rightly sums up the public’s attitude to the reprehensible attempt by job killer Sir Richard Branson to grab British taxpayer� ... Continue reading*
ANOTHER BAMBER BUNGLE Further questions about the conduct of Essex Police raised as it is revealed they destroyed the bible, nightclothes and pillows that were found with the victims at White House Farm ... Continue reading*
A RESPITE FOR NHS WORKERS IN SW7 Luxurious South Kensington apartment offered to NHS workers for 75% less than it generally rents for during the coronavirus crisis by film producer Alexa Jago A born and bred Royal ... Continue reading*
HERO OF THE HOUR – TERRY WAITE Former hostage Terry Waite wisely tells the nation to keep their dignity, structure their day, become creative and be grateful during the coronavirus lockdown Speaking to Sarah-Jan ... Continue reading*
WALLY OF THE WEEK – THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX In throwing out major elements of her argument against Associated Newspapers yesterday, the Duchess of Sussex’s defeat marked not just a battle loss, but the start of a worse sta ... Continue reading*
BAMBER BATS BACK
Jeremy Bamber’s legal team go to the high court after it emerges that the CPS may have handed crucial evidence – not available to them – to an author involved in the ITV dram ... Continue reading*
HORRIFIED OF HADDENHAM TAKES A SPIN ‘Horrified of Haddenham’ Garry May gets taken to the cleaners – and then quite literally put through the launderette’s washing machine Earlier this week, we featured one of ... Continue readingBRAINSTORM
The comings and goings of the entrepreneurial classes*
MORON OF THE MOMENT – LADY BRADY ‘The Steeple Times’ suggests that in the wake of the latest drivel she spouted in ‘The Sun on Sunday’ well-known washed-up wench and all-round “nasty piece of work” Kar ... Continue reading*
SOILED SUNDAYS
Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used knickers and bras online whilst posing with their brat, a girl named Sunday Brentwood b ... Continue reading*
THE PERKS OF PAYDAY
At a time when many are worrying about their short-term finances, consumer affairs expert Rebecca De La Rose examines the merits and pitfalls of payday loans No one likes falling b ... Continuereading
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BERATING BRANSON
As a petition to strip Sir Richard Branson of his knighthood reaches 27,000 signatories, a doctor calls out this Beelzebub-like businessman’s meanness Sir Richard Branson, undoub ... Continuereading
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HERO OF THE HOUR – THE DUKE OF WESTMINSTER Criticism of the 29-year-old Duke of Westminster for quietly giving 12.5 million to the UK’s coronavirus response is most unfair; any anger should instead be directed at bailou ... Continue reading*
THE BLATANCY OF BRANSON As Sir Richard Branson demands a combined £1.2 billion in bailouts from the Australian and British governments during the coronavirus pandemic, we call for him to be stripped of h ... Continue reading*
A CORONA CUT CHURCH
Converted church in Knightsbridge has its asking price cut by £11 million during the coronavirus lockdown; its price is still 340% higher than it sold for in 2003 In December, we ... Continuereading
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SLUMLORD KUSHNER’S BROKE Jared Kushner – New York’s answer to the 1960s London slumlord Peter Rachman – shown to be unable to pay his debts just as he sticks his mucky mitts in over coronavirus Quite ... Continuereading
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HERO OF THE HOUR – TY WARNER Toy manufacturing billionaire Ty Warner has most generously turned over his 368 room hotel free of charge for New York’s medical workers for the duration of the coronavirus pande ... Continuereading
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ULTRA OBSCENE
The brash term ‘Ultra High Net Worth’ has deservedly been condemned and as ultra awful In a letter to the Guardian on the 6th March, one Michael Peel of Axbridge, Somerset righ ... Continuereading
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MORON OF THE MOMENT – LADY BRADY ‘The Steeple Times’ suggests that in the wake of the latest drivel she spouted in ‘The Sun on Sunday’ well-known washed-up wench and all-round “nasty piece of work” Kar ... Continue reading*
SOILED SUNDAYS
Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used knickers and bras online whilst posing with their brat, a girl named Sunday Brentwood b ... Continue reading*
THE PERKS OF PAYDAY
At a time when many are worrying about their short-term finances, consumer affairs expert Rebecca De La Rose examines the merits and pitfalls of payday loans No one likes falling b ... Continuereading
THE WIRE
Science, technology and gadgets*
A METICULOUS MG
“Meticulously restored” MG 14/28 Super Sports bullnose two-door salonette for sale; it is the only surviving example of just six made in 1925 Just 400 MG 14/28 Super Sports wer ... Continue reading*
LOCKDOWN LEARNING
Tiffany Miles offers yet more tips about lockdown learning in the wake of the extension of the restrictions affecting students currently during COVID-19 Last month, I shared tips a ... Continue reading*
AN UGLY DUCKLING WITH ALL THE EXTRAS “Ugly duckling” ex-crab boat converted into “ultimate fun factory” by billionaire equity investor for sale for 47% less than in 2017; it comes with gadgets galore amongst t ... Continuereading
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A METERLESS CAB
Black cab (in green) that has never carried a paying passenger to be auctioned in May; it was originally owned by construction giants Sir Robert McAlpine Ltd. What do the Duke of E ... Continue reading*
A COSTLY COUPÉ
Coachbuilt 2018 Range Rover ‘Adventum Coupé’ for sale for an eye-watering sum; it comes with two umbrellas with handles made of the same leather as the interior Niels van Roij ... Continue reading*
AN EXCEPTIONAL ESTATE One-of-one 2005 Ferrari 612 shooting brake by Vanderbrink to be auctioned in Monte Carlo; unlike other Ferrari estates, it’s not from the ownership of Brunei royalty One wouldn� ... Continuereading
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HOW TO CONTINUING STUDYING DURING CORONAVIRUS Educational consultant Tiffany Miles shares thoughts about how students can continue learning effectively whilst stranded due to coronavirus Those currently in education (and those ... Continuereading
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A LANDY OR A THING?
Nine seat, thirty year old Land Rover for sale for staggering sum; a cheaper alternative at RM Sotheby’s auction (forced online because of coronavirus) is a Volkswagen ‘Thing� ... Continue reading*
“SO YOU WANT TO TEST THE CAR? THE ONLY WAY IS TO BUY ONE” Theodora Ong explores the history of Bristol Cars and laments the company’s recent demise Prying into the enigma of the apparently abandoned Bristol car showroom in Kensington, l ... Continuereading
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THE DARK SUN
James Stunt exposes ‘The Sun’ for nefariously hacking his YouTube account reports Matthew Steeples Last night in Belgravia, James Stunt logged into his YouTube account in the p ... Continue reading*
A METICULOUS MG
“Meticulously restored” MG 14/28 Super Sports bullnose two-door salonette for sale; it is the only surviving example of just six made in 1925 Just 400 MG 14/28 Super Sports wer ... Continue reading*
LOCKDOWN LEARNING
Tiffany Miles offers yet more tips about lockdown learning in the wake of the extension of the restrictions affecting students currently during COVID-19 Last month, I shared tips a ... Continue reading*
AN UGLY DUCKLING WITH ALL THE EXTRAS “Ugly duckling” ex-crab boat converted into “ultimate fun factory” by billionaire equity investor for sale for 47% less than in 2017; it comes with gadgets galore amongst t ... Continuereading
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