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Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated withcrossed
RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment.SHEEP FUNNY STORIES
Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated withcrossed
RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers US SUPREME COURT DESTROYS AMERICA Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of UNIVERSITY CAUSES UPROAR BY DOWNSIZING SCHOOL MASCOT 8 hours ago · PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w LOUISIANA TO ELIMINATE MOSQUITOES BY 2023 8 hours ago · BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023BREAD FUNNY STORIES
Aylesbury Mum Told Off For Feeding Park Ducks "Wrong Type" Of Bread. In a classic case of Political Correctness gone mad, absolutely lusciously scrummy yummy mummy and much sought after MILF, Virginia De Phoarr, of Aylesbury was told off by a park warden SATIRE SEARCH AND PARODY 8 hours ago · The Spoof : Satire Search and Parody. Our search system is designed to help you find what you're looking for. Just type in a keyword below and we'll KIM KARDASHIAN TO DIRECT DEPT. OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF “NUMBNUTS” GOING ON RECORD Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer. He BLAKE SHELTON AND GWEN STEFANI NAMED SEXIEST COUPLE 23 hours ago · NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment.SHEEP FUNNY STORIES
Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated withcrossed
RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment.SHEEP FUNNY STORIES
Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated withcrossed
RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers US SUPREME COURT DESTROYS AMERICA Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of UNIVERSITY CAUSES UPROAR BY DOWNSIZING SCHOOL MASCOT 2 hours ago · PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w LOUISIANA TO ELIMINATE MOSQUITOES BY 2023 2 hours ago · BATON ROUGE – (Satire News) – After hearing complaint after complaint about the mosquito problem, the Louisiana State Senate has promised the citizens of their state that they will completely eradicate every mosquito in the state by September of 2023BREAD FUNNY STORIES
Aylesbury Mum Told Off For Feeding Park Ducks "Wrong Type" Of Bread. In a classic case of Political Correctness gone mad, absolutely lusciously scrummy yummy mummy and much sought after MILF, Virginia De Phoarr, of Aylesbury was told off by a park warden SATIRE SEARCH AND PARODY 2 hours ago · The Spoof : Satire Search and Parody. Our search system is designed to help you find what you're looking for. Just type in a keyword below and we'll KIM KARDASHIAN TO DIRECT DEPT. OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF “NUMBNUTS” GOING ON RECORD Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer. He BLAKE SHELTON AND GWEN STEFANI NAMED SEXIEST COUPLE 17 hours ago · NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Funny satire stories about Prayer. Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas. The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM Related Funny Stories President Trump Punches Woman In Face 13 July 2020; Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album 13 July 2020; President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1) 13 July 2020 Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race 13 July 2020; Rudy Giuliani FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST 10 most frightening sounds on Earth. The Phone votes are counted and the lines are now closed. The most blood curdling sounds known to manare as voted:
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Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low. Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles. PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivellingshot.
PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Funny satire stories about Prayer. Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas. The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM Related Funny Stories President Trump Punches Woman In Face 13 July 2020; Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album 13 July 2020; President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1) 13 July 2020 Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race 13 July 2020; Rudy Giuliani FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST 10 most frightening sounds on Earth. The Phone votes are counted and the lines are now closed. The most blood curdling sounds known to manare as voted:
SHEEP FUNNY STORIES
Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low. Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles. PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivellingshot.
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FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and allLION FUNNY STORIES
The Bronx Zoo Is Sending 5 Tigers and 3 Lions, that Have C-19, Back To Africa. THE BRONX, New York – The assistant director of the Bronx Zoo has just issued a news bulletin that eight of their big cats have tested positive for the Coronavirus. MICROSCOPIC RUSSIAN SPIES TO INVADE THE US An anonymous source in Russia has reported that after years of trial and error, scientists have discovered a formula that can shrink an average human down to almost microscopic size. The source also reports that over 10,000 members of the Russian OFFICIAL DEFINITION OF “NUMBNUTS” GOING ON RECORD Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer. He BLAKE SHELTON AND GWEN STEFANI NAMED SEXIEST COUPLE 13 hours ago · NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for "EL CHAPO" SPOTTED AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU 13 hours ago · BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu,Louis
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Dr. Laura dies of COVID-19 and then berates herself in the afterlife for not trying harder. Democratic National Committee Adhered to a Basic Election Result Dictum from One of Their Key Forebears In 2020 DNC scrupulously adhered to an election 'operational necessity' articulated by their political godfather, Joseph Stalin: "In an election, it doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts thevotes."
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Ex-tennis champ John McEnroe is in bad odor with neighbors for the noises coming out of his house since taking up astronomy, as he shouts, on finding the wrong star: "You cannot be Sirius!" Trump Invents New Math For Election Results... ..."If you take away all of Biden's votes," says the Orange Prez, "I easily win 70 million to zero!" Pirates Exploit Covid Not only are scammers trying to take advantage of the Covid-19 pandemic, pirates are now taking over. At the weekend, even the Prime Minister and advisors all quoted Arrr! numbers. Trump: "We're Rounding the Curve on that Virus." Yeah, But... At a campaign rally ,the President assured voters that the virus was under control. "We're rounding the curve on that Virus." To which one heckler replied: "Yeah, but you're on a circular track!" Trump denies rumours of doppelganger President Donald J Trump has denied rumours that a doppelganger has been utilised for public appearances while his real self was on a ventilator in a New York Hospital. "Fake news!" cried Trump.Lynx Firestarter...
An inventor who had invested his entire life savings on an invention to introduce the world to a warm deodorant-spray for the cold winter mornings, has given up after he got his fingers burnt...Turn, Turn, Turn...
Ever heard the term 'Turn On A Sixpence'? I don't think it's a lot of money to turn your back on a lifetime friendship. Perhaps, 'Turn On A Grand' would get you a decent holiday! Popular funny storiesShared
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