PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. BREAKING NEWS SNIPPETS FROM MAR 2021, HEADLINES, SATIRE There were 13 spoof news snippets published in March 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from

a day

ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PROFILE FOR HUMOR WRITER MATT BIRKENHAUER Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 30th May 2021. Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee. Spoofing since: Friday 11th January 2013. Real Name: Matt Birkenhauer. Location: Kentucky. Profile: To paraphrase one of my favorite philosophers, I am the god who has created these caricatures (and it

was fun!).

GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. BREAKING NEWS SNIPPETS FROM MAR 2021, HEADLINES, SATIRE There were 13 spoof news snippets published in March 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from

a day

ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. PROFILE FOR HUMOR WRITER MATT BIRKENHAUER Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 30th May 2021. Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee. Spoofing since: Friday 11th January 2013. Real Name: Matt Birkenhauer. Location: Kentucky. Profile: To paraphrase one of my favorite philosophers, I am the god who has created these caricatures (and it

was fun!).

GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

DOWNLOAD FREE EURO 2020 TOURNAMENT PLANNER HERE Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri USS MARILYN MONROE REVEALS UFO’S ARE FROM URANUS 13 hours ago · One American battleship, The USS Marilyn Monroe reported spotting 7 UFO’s in just a 35 minute period.. Radarman Murray P. Ropentula, told the iRumors News Agency that he is regarded as the best radarman in the entire United States Navy.. He spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli over the phone, and he told her that the UFO’s he saw were all sterling silver in color. FUTURE TRAVEL BY HOVERING WHILE EARTH ROTATES 13 hours ago · Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Related Funny Stories No Mystery About Harry 20 April 2021; Banksy reveals real reason why Trump lost the 2020 election 13 April 2021; The Pandemic Throws Us Another Ordeal - WE"RE RUNNING OUT OF KETCHUP! 09 April 2021 We Should Thank Donald Trump 05 April 2021; Micro News site changing its name to Megan's Opinion - I say what I like and I like what I say 04 April 2021 SHRINK FANTASIZES OVER SHOOTING WHITE PERSON IN HEAD 13 hours ago · BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer living in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was proud of the Yale diploma he had nailed to the wall of his barn, right next to a picture of his 4-H heifer, Ellie, who won first prize at the 1960 State PSYCHIC RELAYS GOD'S PLAN FOR SAVING HUMANITY World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. 12 SILLY FOOTBALL LIMERICKS! FUNNY JOKE 12 Silly Football Limericks! His manners he'd gone and forgotten 'em. Because he complained he felt hot in 'em. So he said, 'What a good boy am I'. And the keeper the wrong way he sent. So he just watches games on the telly. And you can guess what the crowd thought of that! So now they're a much quieter crowd. "EL CHAPO" SPOTTED AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Funny satire stories about Prayer. Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas. The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low. Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM Related Funny Stories President Trump Punches Woman In Face 13 July 2020; Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album 13 July 2020; President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1) 13 July 2020 Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race 13 July 2020; Rudy Giuliani PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. BREAKING NEWS SNIPPETS FROM MAR 2021, HEADLINES, SATIRE Funny breaking news ticker, news snippets, news shorts, news briefs and headlines from Mar 2021 ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles. PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. PROFILE FOR HUMOR WRITER MATT BIRKENHAUER Screen Name: Matt Birkenhauer Matt Birkenhauer has published 419 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 12th in the top writers table.. Check out Matt Birkenhauer's: 247 Spoof News Stories; 97 Spoof Snippets; 75 Jokes; Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 30th May 2021 Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it." PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Funny satire stories about Prayer. Model prayer for all occasions discovered in Kansas. The Green Cathedral, Harrisburg, Kansas The Honorable Crowley Smitherson, asst. Minister From the Pulpit, Dear Friends, We've all had to enter the new modern age and leave behind some cherished ideas.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low. Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM Related Funny Stories President Trump Punches Woman In Face 13 July 2020; Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album 13 July 2020; President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1) 13 July 2020 Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race 13 July 2020; Rudy Giuliani PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. BREAKING NEWS SNIPPETS FROM MAR 2021, HEADLINES, SATIRE Funny breaking news ticker, news snippets, news shorts, news briefs and headlines from Mar 2021 ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles. PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. PROFILE FOR HUMOR WRITER MATT BIRKENHAUER Screen Name: Matt Birkenhauer Matt Birkenhauer has published 419 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 12th in the top writers table.. Check out Matt Birkenhauer's: 247 Spoof News Stories; 97 Spoof Snippets; 75 Jokes; Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 30th May 2021 Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it." DOWNLOAD FREE EURO 2020 TOURNAMENT PLANNER HERE Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri FUTURE TRAVEL BY HOVERING WHILE EARTH ROTATES 12 hours ago · Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Related Funny Stories No Mystery About Harry 20 April 2021; Banksy reveals real reason why Trump lost the 2020 election 13 April 2021; The Pandemic Throws Us Another Ordeal - WE"RE RUNNING OUT OF KETCHUP! 09 April 2021 We Should Thank Donald Trump 05 April 2021; Micro News site changing its name to Megan's Opinion - I say what I like and I like what I say 04 April 2021 PSYCHIC RELAYS GOD'S PLAN FOR SAVING HUMANITY World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d TRUMP BEAT SEXUAL ADVANCES BY PILLOW GUY MIKE LINDELL Pillow Guy Mike Lindell has had a few problems as of late, mostly legal and personal in nature it seems. The latest of his problems to come to light is he seems to have a physical attraction to former president Donald J. Trump. An observer close t "EL CHAPO" SPOTTED AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis

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The Bronx Zoo Is Sending 5 Tigers and 3 Lions, that Have C-19, Back To Africa. THE BRONX, New York – The assistant director of the Bronx Zoo has just issued a news bulletin that eight of their big cats have tested positive for the Coronavirus. PICNIC FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Case Against Recreation - Part 22: Picnics. Picnics- involve the eating of meals in an outdoor setting such as a park. The procedure is quite simple: participants prepare the meal at home, pack it along with a table cloth, and maybe some folding chairs. 12 SILLY FOOTBALL LIMERICKS! FUNNY JOKE 1) There was a young player from Tottenham, His manners he'd gone and forgotten 'em. One day at the doc's He took off his socks, Because he complained he felt hot in 'em. RINDERCELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS. BY RONNY BARKER A Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling

shot.

PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. WILL TRUMP CONTINUE TO RUN REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM JAIL The minority leader of the House, Kevin McCarthy, booted Liz Cheney out of her leadership position in the Republican Party for saying: Donald Trump did not win his last election. However, later that same day, when asked whether Joe Biden was the legally elected President of the United States, Kevin McCarthy replied, “Yes. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from Donald Trump’s inner circle is Rudolph Giuliani. Like he's a loose cannon working on his

own

TRUMP BARRED FROM LIVING IN MAR-A-LAGO, WILL BUILD Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, rebuffed by his neighbors in West Palm Beach who refused to allow him and his camp followers to settle at his Mar-A-Lago resort here, has announced he will purchase a plot of land in Guyana to build a compound, where he, his family, and his most loyal supporters can bask in the aura of his

greatness.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. WILL TRUMP CONTINUE TO RUN REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM JAIL The minority leader of the House, Kevin McCarthy, booted Liz Cheney out of her leadership position in the Republican Party for saying: Donald Trump did not win his last election. However, later that same day, when asked whether Joe Biden was the legally elected President of the United States, Kevin McCarthy replied, “Yes. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from Donald Trump’s inner circle is Rudolph Giuliani. Like he's a loose cannon working on his

own

TRUMP BARRED FROM LIVING IN MAR-A-LAGO, WILL BUILD Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, rebuffed by his neighbors in West Palm Beach who refused to allow him and his camp followers to settle at his Mar-A-Lago resort here, has announced he will purchase a plot of land in Guyana to build a compound, where he, his family, and his most loyal supporters can bask in the aura of his

greatness.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. DOWNLOAD FREE EURO 2020 TOURNAMENT PLANNER HERE 1 day ago · Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri TRUMP U 2021 COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER: MIKE LINDELL Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues MEMORY FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST A diary of one man's (Using the term man lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 96 The Night of the Call-Out! The client requested two Security Officer to cover for the night, for their own guards who had both reported in sick. To cover a meeting/party of executives

party.

WUHAN LAB LEAK WAS MEANT TO HURT ONLY CHINA In the face of accusations that the National Institutes of Health funded dangerous gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology resulting in the outbreak of a novel new coronavirus, Anthony Fauci explained that the Wuhan lab leak was

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The National Animal Rights Syndicate Is Demanding That Louisiana Muzzle All of Their Alligators and Crocodiles. PELICAN BALLS, Louisiana – (Satire News) - The National Animal Rights Syndicate known as NARS has just held their bi-yearly meeting and they have come up with a mandate that they want implemented within 2 weeks. TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all SATIRE SEARCH AND PARODY 1 day ago · The Spoof : Satire Search and Parody. Our search system is designed to help you find what you're looking for. Just type in a keyword below and we'll THE KKK AND OATH KEEPERS TO MERGE INTO THE KKKOK iRumors reports that the KKK has 6,107 members, while the Oath Keepers has 159.. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors commented that the 159 Oathers are all presently being measured for KKK robes, KKK hoods, and KKK boxer shorts.. Meanwhile assistant Klan rally head of security Bubba “Bubba” Mucksuckee, III, said that he spoke to the Oath Keepers treasurer, and he will be transferring the OK’s KIM KARDASHIAN TO DIRECT DEPT. OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. WILL TRUMP CONTINUE TO RUN REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM JAIL The minority leader of the House, Kevin McCarthy, booted Liz Cheney out of her leadership position in the Republican Party for saying: Donald Trump did not win his last election. However, later that same day, when asked whether Joe Biden was the legally elected President of the United States, Kevin McCarthy replied, “Yes. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from Donald Trump’s inner circle is Rudolph Giuliani. Like he's a loose cannon working on his

own

TRUMP BARRED FROM LIVING IN MAR-A-LAGO, WILL BUILD Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, rebuffed by his neighbors in West Palm Beach who refused to allow him and his camp followers to settle at his Mar-A-Lago resort here, has announced he will purchase a plot of land in Guyana to build a compound, where he, his family, and his most loyal supporters can bask in the aura of his

greatness.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. JAY LENO ADDRESSES THE DIVORCE RUMORS Fondue did ask Jay about the rumor that he is thinking about filing for divorce from Mavis his wife of 33 years. Jay asked him where in the world he heard that. FuFi giggled and said that a little birdy told him. Leno then asked if the little birdy's initials were L.K. The hair stylist to the stars nodded his head and replied that it was

Larry

PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. ALLIGATORS FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa. A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting " Read full story. WILL TRUMP CONTINUE TO RUN REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM JAIL The minority leader of the House, Kevin McCarthy, booted Liz Cheney out of her leadership position in the Republican Party for saying: Donald Trump did not win his last election. However, later that same day, when asked whether Joe Biden was the legally elected President of the United States, Kevin McCarthy replied, “Yes. LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had THE SIMILARITIES OF DONALD TRUMP VS MEGHAN MARKLE Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from Donald Trump’s inner circle is Rudolph Giuliani. Like he's a loose cannon working on his

own

TRUMP BARRED FROM LIVING IN MAR-A-LAGO, WILL BUILD Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, rebuffed by his neighbors in West Palm Beach who refused to allow him and his camp followers to settle at his Mar-A-Lago resort here, has announced he will purchase a plot of land in Guyana to build a compound, where he, his family, and his most loyal supporters can bask in the aura of his

greatness.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. JAY LENO ADDRESSES THE DIVORCE RUMORS Fondue did ask Jay about the rumor that he is thinking about filing for divorce from Mavis his wife of 33 years. Jay asked him where in the world he heard that. FuFi giggled and said that a little birdy told him. Leno then asked if the little birdy's initials were L.K. The hair stylist to the stars nodded his head and replied that it was

Larry

MEMORY FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST A diary of one man's (Using the term man lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 96 The Night of the Call-Out! The client requested two Security Officer to cover for the night, for their own guards who had both reported in sick. To cover a meeting/party of executives

party.

TRUMP U 2021 COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER: MIKE LINDELL Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues UNIVERSITY CAUSES UPROAR BY DOWNSIZING SCHOOL MASCOT 13 hours ago · PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) - For the past four years, the state of the nation's economy has affected just about every aspect of society. The president of Philadelphia's Drexel University has decided that in an effort to save money the school w SATIRE SEARCH AND PARODY 13 hours ago · The Spoof : Satire Search and Parody. Our search system is designed to help you find what you're looking for. Just type in a keyword below and we'll look through our FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all KIM KARDASHIAN TO DIRECT DEPT. OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ BIDEN INVITES SPOOFERS TO WHITE HOUSE FOR POW-WOW President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso MICROSCOPIC RUSSIAN SPIES TO INVADE THE US An anonymous source in Russia has reported that after years of trial and error, scientists have discovered a formula that can shrink an average human down to almost microscopic size. The source also reports that over 10,000 members of the Russian ADVICE - FROM WILL ROGERS Rummaging through the Will Rogers memorabilia at the UCLA special collections library, I came across these timely pieces of advice from America's foremost soapbox philosopher. They are as appropriate today as when he penned them a century ago. PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and AUTUMN FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Trafford council to sue trees. Trafford council, the place where Nazis go to retire, have issued a court summons to the trees in the borough for littering. "I woke up the other morning," said council leader, Joseph Gerbils, "and there was rubbish all over my nice clean streets.

Read full story.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and AUTUMN FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Trafford council to sue trees. Trafford council, the place where Nazis go to retire, have issued a court summons to the trees in the borough for littering. "I woke up the other morning," said council leader, Joseph Gerbils, "and there was rubbish all over my nice clean streets.

Read full story.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets.

THE SPOOF

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood.

SATIRE WRITING

The Spoof - login as a satire writer. This login is for The Spoof writers. If you would like to become a news writer for this site, and if you have an interest in spoof news or satire writing and have not yet registered, please click here to learn more about becoming a writer or register now!.. If you have previously registered for access to the Writers' Desk, please login here: 4 JUN 2021 SPOOF NEWS STORIES Trump sets Ted Cruz's house on fire to wrap up bullying session; Cruz says "it was an honor" It may be an understatement to say it was a challenging evening for Senator Ted Cruz as he and wife Heidi opened their home for a visit with the Trumps. FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of TRAE YOUNG GETS FULL OWNERSHIP OF NEW YORK KNICKS New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all CORONAVIRUS SPELLED BACKWARDS = SURIV-ANOROC: A Of concern, of course, is the given fact that “Coronavirus” spelled backwards is “Suriv-Anoroc.”. Of sub-lateral interest is that “Virus” spelled backwards comes out “Suriv.”**. **The Japanese pronunciation of survive sounds like suriv. Combined with “Anoroc, ” it appears that perhaps a mad wordsmith put these two

words

LION FUNNY STORIES

Family of five eaten after local lion-tamer works from home. Tragedy struck in a quiet East London street yesterday, when a circus lion that was being kept in a garden shed by its keeper killed and ate the man's wife and four children. Lion-tamer, Toby Dell, 42, from Vallance Road, Whitechapel, told a local FUTURIST PREDICTS WE’LL SOON TRAVEL BY HOVERING IN PLACE Futurist Ray Kurzweil yesterday predicted that anti-gravity technology will be mainstream by 2050, and that we will be using the technology for 99.9% of travel around the planet. Kurzweil unveiled his ideas at the annual conference sponsored by hi WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Waiting for Something Else. Having missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime in waiting, a trip to Chile to participate in the monumental wait for the miners to find their way back to the surface, one time local man, Seaton Carew, has decided to embark on a new waiting adventure of his own. TRUMP IS NOW A SAD, SAD, PITIFUL, PATHETIC LITTLE MAN Trump told Hope Hicks that she and Ivanka are the only two people who care about him. NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed out PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and AUTUMN FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Trafford council to sue trees. Trafford council, the place where Nazis go to retire, have issued a court summons to the trees in the borough for littering. "I woke up the other morning," said council leader, Joseph Gerbils, "and there was rubbish all over my nice clean streets.

Read full story.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets. PRAYER FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey. Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by FEAR FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The most blood curdling sounds known to man are as voted: 1) A Spanish woman accusing her husband of having an affair. 2) A bull elephant charging. 3) A tsunami alarm. 4) An earthquake. 6) A fast train approachin a stalled car. 7) Your wife coming back early from a hairdressing appointment. PRESIDENT TRUMP INCONTINENCE CLAIM It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his presidency, but even more so recently, after serious errors of judgement over the Coronavirus, and AUTUMN FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST Trafford council to sue trees. Trafford council, the place where Nazis go to retire, have issued a court summons to the trees in the borough for littering. "I woke up the other morning," said council leader, Joseph Gerbils, "and there was rubbish all over my nice clean streets.

Read full story.

SHEEP FUNNY STORIES

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins. Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to WAITING FUNNY STORIES, ORDERED BY MOST RECENT FIRST The Longer Wait. The wait was supposed to be over for local waiting man Seaton Carew last Friday when he had to wait a short wait hoping to be told his fate. The fate for which he had to wait for so long. But instead he spent the morning waiting. He woke before the alarm and then waited for the alarm to sound. GOD CALLING FUNNY JOKE God Calling While working for a local volunteer ambulance corp, we were responding to a call with lights and sirens, when we approached an elderly woman in her car right in front of us. Much to our annoyance nothing we did would make her get out of the way, until my driver got on the PA and said, "Please pull over to the right side." IDOL WORSHIP? FUNNY JOKE Idol worship? Submitted by IN SEINE. Thursday, 15 July 2010. Share. A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes. One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with

crossed

LENO ADMITS HE WAS ONCE GAY Hollywood, CA -Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless," she said in a prepared statement. When asked how he first came to know that he was Gay, Leno stated, "I had WHERE ARE THEY NOW? BRENTFORD NYLONS The 90 stores made a loss of £2.3 million in 1997. In the end, Brentford Nylons will always be remembered for two things: uncomfortable bed clothes and the Alan Freeman advertising campaign. Richard Perks of Verdict Research, said: "The Nylons part of the name always lingered and it was synonymous with nasty, sweaty sheets.

THE SPOOF

The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood.

SATIRE WRITING

The Spoof - login as a satire writer. This login is for The Spoof writers. If you would like to become a news writer for this site, and if you have an interest in spoof news or satire writing and have not yet registered, please click here to learn more about becoming a writer or register now!.. If you have previously registered for access to the Writers' Desk, please login here: 4 JUN 2021 SPOOF NEWS STORIES Trump sets Ted Cruz's house on fire to wrap up bullying session; Cruz says "it was an honor" It may be an understatement to say it was a challenging evening for Senator Ted Cruz as he and wife Heidi opened their home for a visit with the Trumps. 3 JUN 2021 SPOOF NEWS STORIES Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights. WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ FUSION REACTOR MELTS DOWN CAUSING MAJOR SETBACK Scientists at the Commonwealth Fusion Facility in United States were experimenting with a compact type of fusion reactor. All was good until 10 years later, when lint caused a cooling pump to fail. According to survivors, lint is a major cause of CORONAVIRUS SPELLED BACKWARDS = SURIV-ANOROC: A Of concern, of course, is the given fact that “Coronavirus” spelled backwards is “Suriv-Anoroc.”. Of sub-lateral interest is that “Virus” spelled backwards comes out “Suriv.”**. **The Japanese pronunciation of survive sounds like suriv. Combined with “Anoroc, ” it appears that perhaps a mad wordsmith put these two

words

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HARRY MAGUIRE IN HALLOWEEN TRICK-OR-TREAT INCIDENT The Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, and his girlfriend, Fern Hawkins, have been spoken to by police after an unsavoury incident at their home last night, involving Halloween revellers. A group of young children, 200-... UK Headlines Read full story HALLOWEEN CANCELLED AFTER NEWS THAT PUMPKINS ARE IMPORTED FROM EUROPE There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen... UK Headlines Read full story INNOVATIVE FINANCING COMPANY OFFERS PRINCIPAL-FREE, INTEREST-ONLY CASH

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SORRY, YOU CAN'T GO BACK ANY FURTHER! It's not always possible to go back to the previous snippet, but you should come across it again if you keep going forwards. Or, you can try to find it in the Snippet Archive U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham Encouraged to Come Out of the Closet His angry Nationalist act isn't fooling anyone. Miley admits the obvious Performer Miley Cyrus says she doesn't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because they cause her to sing out of tune. This is ironic as she always sings out of tune according to her ex-manager. Cher taking on Everest Performer CHER is planning to climb Mount Everest where she will sing in the highest concert performance in history. Lets hope she stays up there for some considerable time said the Daily News. Parrot runs for high office A speaking parrot has announced it is running for the US presidency next year. It will run as an independent because it values its freedom and willingness to squeal at the right time.

Not surprised!

Lohan the man

Actor/performer LINSEY LOHAN has announced she will have a sex change and revert to the "true masculine" side of her personality. "I'm a bloke goddamn!" she insisted while punching out her trainer. Trump Mistakes Chaplin Films for Hitler's Hipster Days Trump confuses Chaplin movies for documentaries about Hitler's transformation from misguided hipster, into a famous Nazi puke. Trump Campaign to Market Lock Her Up Dashboard Figurine Bobble-head Hillary Clinton comes complete with her own toy cage. Mr. Clean's Skinhead Image to Be Cleaned Up Famous mascot will now be non-binary with an ethnically-ambiguous

light-tan.

All Purpose Flour to be Banned from Certain Colleges Politically correct militants complain that the "white flour" threatens their safe spaces on campus. SNL Continues to Keep Intelligent People in Stitches Over Trump

Presidency

Meanwhile humorless Nationalists continue to fume! Fischer Price Discontinues Baby's First Hooka Toy White Nationalist parents complained that the toy is too

"middle-eastern".

God flushes toilet

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