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The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. JAPANESE POLITICS ARCHIVES Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave. Jan 18, 2020. In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.WORLD ARCHIVES
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Japan To Go Ahead With Olympics To Stop Exponential Spike In Coronavirus Cases. Mar 28, 2020. Japan has reversed its decision to postpone the Tokyo 2020 Olympics in an attempt to halt the alarming spike in reported coronavirus cases. Reported cases of covid-19THE RISING WASABI
Japan’s Olympics Minister Seiko Hashimoto will keep her mouth shut in upcoming discussions in preparation for the Tokyo 2021 Olympics. “I promise to stay silent and pour drinks for my male counterparts,” she told reporters.PHOTO NEWS ARCHIVES
Oct 7, 2018. PHOTO NEWS: Fishmongers Race From Tsukiji To Toyosu Image: Reuters Kanpai! 1 Beer ¥500 JPY 2 Beers ¥1,000 JPY A night at the HUB ¥5,000 JPY A big night HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
PAGE 35 – THE RISING WASABI Citizens of Tokyo are mostly in favor of having single-race carriages on public transport, according to a poll in five of Tokyo’s biggesthubs, despite
GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was alsoTHE RISING WASABI
ザ・ライジング・ワサビは日本内外および各地域の風刺的なニュースを発信する風刺報道機関。言い換えれば、パロディTHE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. JAPANESE POLITICS ARCHIVES Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave. Jan 18, 2020. In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.WORLD ARCHIVES
Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home. Jun 19, 2019. A desperate, thirsty white human has strayed thousands of miles from its natural habitat and wondered, exhausted and jet lagged into the major JapaneseSOCIETY ARCHIVES
Japan To Go Ahead With Olympics To Stop Exponential Spike In Coronavirus Cases. Mar 28, 2020. Japan has reversed its decision to postpone the Tokyo 2020 Olympics in an attempt to halt the alarming spike in reported coronavirus cases. Reported cases of covid-19THE RISING WASABI
Japan’s Olympics Minister Seiko Hashimoto will keep her mouth shut in upcoming discussions in preparation for the Tokyo 2021 Olympics. “I promise to stay silent and pour drinks for my male counterparts,” she told reporters.PHOTO NEWS ARCHIVES
Oct 7, 2018. PHOTO NEWS: Fishmongers Race From Tsukiji To Toyosu Image: Reuters Kanpai! 1 Beer ¥500 JPY 2 Beers ¥1,000 JPY A night at the HUB ¥5,000 JPY A big night HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
PAGE 35 – THE RISING WASABI Citizens of Tokyo are mostly in favor of having single-race carriages on public transport, according to a poll in five of Tokyo’s biggesthubs, despite
GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was alsoTHE RISING WASABI
ザ・ライジング・ワサビは日本内外および各地域の風刺的なニュースを発信する風刺報道機関。言い換えれば、パロディSOCIETY ARCHIVES
Japan To Go Ahead With Olympics To Stop Exponential Spike In Coronavirus Cases. Mar 28, 2020. Japan has reversed its decision to postpone the Tokyo 2020 Olympics in an attempt to halt the alarming spike in reported coronavirus cases. Reported cases of covid-19WORLD ARCHIVES
Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home. Jun 19, 2019. A desperate, thirsty white human has strayed thousands of miles from its natural habitat and wondered, exhausted and jet lagged into the major JapaneseTHE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan’s premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. Contact us at: therisingwasabi@gmail.com Or you can fax us at: 01-2345-6789 Subscribe to The Rising Wasabi VIP list now * indicates required Email Address * ザ・ライジング・ワサビは日本内外および各地域の風刺的PHOTO NEWS ARCHIVES
PHOTO NEWS: Grandpa Catches A Date On Tinder On 15 Phones Image: Reuters Kanpai! 1 Beer ¥500 JPY 2 Beers ¥1,000 JPY A night at theHUB ¥5,000
JAPAN LAUNCHES “GO BACK!” CAMPAIGN Japan has launched the “Yabai! Go Back!” campaign in an attempt to prevent the further spread of COVID-19 across the country. The “Go To” campaign encouraging citizens to travel around the country surprisingly resulted in accelerating the spread of the disease. “We thought if we had a catchy slogan such as ‘Go To’ this wouldJAPANESE ARCHIVES
Jan 29, 2019. A foreigner staring blankly up at the Tokyo sky has told of his harrowing experience of Japanese people continuing to reply interrible English
NEW TOKYO OLYMPICS DESIGN RELEASED New Tokyo Olympics Design Released. Tokyo Olympics officials are furious the Tokyo Olympics design has been affected by the coronavirus. Tokyo spokesman Tasa Makaya said in a conference on Tuesday, “Iyada!”. Makaya told reporters Japan “doesn’t do satire” and the new coronavirus design should be banned. FOREIGN RESIDENTS IN JAPAN PREDOMINANTLY FROM NATION OF Official figures released by Japan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs have revealed that the majority of foreign nationals living in Japan are primarily from the country of Gaikoku. China recently surpassed The Rest Of Asia into the number two spot, with South Korea taking up the fourth and final ranking. Very little is known about the GAIJIN BUYS 1 LITER OF ‘MILK’ Gaijin Buys 1 Liter Of ‘Milk’. A foreigner has bought what was believed to be one liter of fresh milk yesterday in Shizuoka Prefecture. “Yep, I just katta me some oishii gyuunyuu,” thought 32-year-old gaijin James Dodd. “I can’t wait to nomu it and add it to watashi no shiriaru.”. The man was in for quite a rude surprisethis
EMPEROR SECRETLY TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Emperor Naruhito attended a clandestine ritual on Thursday where he was bestowed with ancient secrets clarifying the difference between the は and が particles. The Rising Wasabi has obtained evidence of part of the “は・が sermon” from an anonymous source close to the Imperial Household Agency. The Emperor was informed that “themost important part
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The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe.THE RISING WASABI
Japan’s Olympics Minister Seiko Hashimoto will keep her mouth shut in upcoming discussions in preparation for the Tokyo 2021 Olympics. “I promise to stay silent and pour drinks for my male counterparts,” she told reporters.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
NEW TOKYO OLYMPICS DESIGN RELEASED New Tokyo Olympics Design Released. Tokyo Olympics officials are furious the Tokyo Olympics design has been affected by the coronavirus. Tokyo spokesman Tasa Makaya said in a conference on Tuesday, “Iyada!”. Makaya told reporters Japan “doesn’t do satire” and the new coronavirus design should be banned. JAPAN CANCELS TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS Japan has cancelled the Tokyo 2020 Olympics due to an unprecedented lack of toilet paper. The International Olympic Committee reportedly encouraged Japan to postpone the event until later in the year, but Japanese officials have decided to pull the plug citing “a critical shortage in bog rolls”. Tokyo 2020 Olympics organizing committee president Yoshiro Mori EMPEROR SECRETLY TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Emperor Naruhito attended a clandestine ritual on Thursday where he was bestowed with ancient secrets clarifying the difference between the は and が particles. The Rising Wasabi has obtained evidence of part of the “は・が sermon” from an anonymous source close to the Imperial Household Agency. The Emperor was informed that “themost important part
GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was also MCDONALD'S JAPAN RELEASES THE ADULT CREAM PIE McDonald’s has announced the release of their latest product named the “Adult Cream Pie”. Many pundits are saying the dessert has come too soon – after McDonald’s released the seed patty, which some say feels like it was released just moments earlier. The Japanese dessert is smaller than your average foreign dessert, but filled with ROBERT CAMPBELL SAYS HE’S GAY BUT CAN’T BE AS HE DOESN’T Robert Campbell, a TV celebrity and scholar of Japanese literature publicly came out as gay on Tuesday denouncing recent anti-LGBT comments by Liberal Democratic Party elected officials. But LDP lawmakers have refuted Campbell’s claims saying he can’t be gay because he “doesn’t speak or dress like a woman”. “He can’t be gay, he doesn’t lookTHE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe.THE RISING WASABI
Japan’s Olympics Minister Seiko Hashimoto will keep her mouth shut in upcoming discussions in preparation for the Tokyo 2021 Olympics. “I promise to stay silent and pour drinks for my male counterparts,” she told reporters.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
NEW TOKYO OLYMPICS DESIGN RELEASED New Tokyo Olympics Design Released. Tokyo Olympics officials are furious the Tokyo Olympics design has been affected by the coronavirus. Tokyo spokesman Tasa Makaya said in a conference on Tuesday, “Iyada!”. Makaya told reporters Japan “doesn’t do satire” and the new coronavirus design should be banned. JAPAN CANCELS TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS Japan has cancelled the Tokyo 2020 Olympics due to an unprecedented lack of toilet paper. The International Olympic Committee reportedly encouraged Japan to postpone the event until later in the year, but Japanese officials have decided to pull the plug citing “a critical shortage in bog rolls”. Tokyo 2020 Olympics organizing committee president Yoshiro Mori EMPEROR SECRETLY TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Emperor Naruhito attended a clandestine ritual on Thursday where he was bestowed with ancient secrets clarifying the difference between the は and が particles. The Rising Wasabi has obtained evidence of part of the “は・が sermon” from an anonymous source close to the Imperial Household Agency. The Emperor was informed that “themost important part
GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was also MCDONALD'S JAPAN RELEASES THE ADULT CREAM PIE McDonald’s has announced the release of their latest product named the “Adult Cream Pie”. Many pundits are saying the dessert has come too soon – after McDonald’s released the seed patty, which some say feels like it was released just moments earlier. The Japanese dessert is smaller than your average foreign dessert, but filled with ROBERT CAMPBELL SAYS HE’S GAY BUT CAN’T BE AS HE DOESN’T Robert Campbell, a TV celebrity and scholar of Japanese literature publicly came out as gay on Tuesday denouncing recent anti-LGBT comments by Liberal Democratic Party elected officials. But LDP lawmakers have refuted Campbell’s claims saying he can’t be gay because he “doesn’t speak or dress like a woman”. “He can’t be gay, he doesn’t look JAPANESE POLITICS ARCHIVES Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave. Jan 18, 2020. In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan’s premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. Contact us at: therisingwasabi@gmail.com Or you can fax us at: 01-2345-6789 Subscribe to The Rising Wasabi VIP list now * indicates required Email Address * ザ・ライジング・ワサビは日本内外および各地域の風刺的THE RISING WASABI
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PHOTO NEWS: Grandpa Catches A Date On Tinder On 15 Phones Image: Reuters Kanpai! 1 Beer ¥500 JPY 2 Beers ¥1,000 JPY A night at theHUB ¥5,000
JAPAN LAUNCHES “GO BACK!” CAMPAIGN Japan has launched the “Yabai! Go Back!” campaign in an attempt to prevent the further spread of COVID-19 across the country. The “Go To” campaign encouraging citizens to travel around the country surprisingly resulted in accelerating the spread of the disease. “We thought if we had a catchy slogan such as ‘Go To’ this would FOREIGN RESIDENTS IN JAPAN PREDOMINANTLY FROM NATION OF Official figures released by Japan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs have revealed that the majority of foreign nationals living in Japan are primarily from the country of Gaikoku. China recently surpassed The Rest Of Asia into the number two spot, with South Korea taking up the fourth and final ranking. Very little is known about the PAGE 35 – THE RISING WASABI Citizens of Tokyo are mostly in favor of having single-race carriages on public transport, according to a poll in five of Tokyo’s biggesthubs, despite
MCDONALD'S JAPAN RELEASES THE ADULT CREAM PIE McDonald’s has announced the release of their latest product named the “Adult Cream Pie”. Many pundits are saying the dessert has come too soon – after McDonald’s released the seed patty, which some say feels like it was released just moments earlier. The Japanese dessert is smaller than your average foreign dessert, but filled with GAIJIN BUYS 1 LITER OF ‘MILK’ Gaijin Buys 1 Liter Of ‘Milk’. A foreigner has bought what was believed to be one liter of fresh milk yesterday in Shizuoka Prefecture. “Yep, I just katta me some oishii gyuunyuu,” thought 32-year-old gaijin James Dodd. “I can’t wait to nomu it and add it to watashi no shiriaru.”. The man was in for quite a rude surprisethis
CHINA CALLS JAPAN TO SAY IT WANTS ITS KANJI BACK China’s President Xi Jinping said his country wants its kanji back in a telephone call with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe on Friday. Xi reportedly told Abe that Japan’s free ride off the back of Chinese kanji since the 5 th century C.E. had come to an end. “China is sick of Japan claiming kanji as their own,” Xi reportedly told Abe.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. JAPANESE POLITICS ARCHIVES Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave. Jan 18, 2020. In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
EMPEROR SECRETLY TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Emperor Naruhito attended a clandestine ritual on Thursday where he was bestowed with ancient secrets clarifying the difference between the は and が particles. The Rising Wasabi has obtained evidence of part of the “は・が sermon” from an anonymous source close to the Imperial Household Agency. The Emperor was informed that “themost important part
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GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was also BREAKING: “STRONG ZEROS DESU!” BREAKING: “Strong Zeros Desu!”. A few foreigners commencing a Saturday afternoon drinking sesh have declared Strong Zeros to be the “ichiban f***ing saikou nomimono desu”. “At any given moment, I can walk to a konbini within 150 meters and buy a tasty Strong Zero beverage that will get me halfway to drunk town for around 100 yen ROBERT CAMPBELL SAYS HE’S GAY BUT CAN’T BE AS HE DOESN’T Robert Campbell, a TV celebrity and scholar of Japanese literature publicly came out as gay on Tuesday denouncing recent anti-LGBT comments by Liberal Democratic Party elected officials. But LDP lawmakers have refuted Campbell’s claims saying he can’t be gay because he “doesn’t speak or dress like a woman”. “He can’t be gay, he doesn’t lookTHE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. JAPANESE POLITICS ARCHIVES Japanese Government Resigns After Minister Says He’ll Take Paternity Leave. Jan 18, 2020. In a shock announcement, Japan’s entire government has confirmed it will resign after Environment Minister Shinjiro Koizumi said he would be taking paternity leave.THE RISING WASABI
The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. HALF-BREED MONSTER CROWNED MISS JAPAN Half-Breed Monster Crowned Miss Japan. A half-Japanese half-Indian hybrid monster was crowned Miss Japan on Monday with many voicing their outrage that the winner should have been a pure Japanese human. The half-breed monster has reportedly been trained in the ancient art of wild elephant training. Priyanka Yoshikawa’s father is a monsterbut
EMPEROR SECRETLY TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Emperor Naruhito attended a clandestine ritual on Thursday where he was bestowed with ancient secrets clarifying the difference between the は and が particles. The Rising Wasabi has obtained evidence of part of the “は・が sermon” from an anonymous source close to the Imperial Household Agency. The Emperor was informed that “themost important part
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Shop. No products were found matching your selection. Subscribe to The Rising Wasabi mailing list * indicates required indicates required GAIJIN BUYS 1 LITER OF ‘MILK’ Gaijin Buys 1 Liter Of ‘Milk’. A foreigner has bought what was believed to be one liter of fresh milk yesterday in Shizuoka Prefecture. “Yep, I just katta me some oishii gyuunyuu,” thought 32-year-old gaijin James Dodd. “I can’t wait to nomu it and add it to watashi no shiriaru.”. The man was in for quite a rude surprisethis
GAIJIN ASKED, "WHAT IS THE ENGLISH FOR ‘OTSUKARESAMA’?" A foreigner has been queried about the translation for ‘otsukaresama’ last night being the possessor of all English-related knowledge. “I was asked this only four times last week,” replied Aaron Simpson. “Roughly translated, we would say, thank you for working yourself to death.” The group proposed a toast to “working yourself death”. Simpson was also BREAKING: “STRONG ZEROS DESU!” BREAKING: “Strong Zeros Desu!”. A few foreigners commencing a Saturday afternoon drinking sesh have declared Strong Zeros to be the “ichiban f***ing saikou nomimono desu”. “At any given moment, I can walk to a konbini within 150 meters and buy a tasty Strong Zero beverage that will get me halfway to drunk town for around 100 yen ROBERT CAMPBELL SAYS HE’S GAY BUT CAN’T BE AS HE DOESN’T Robert Campbell, a TV celebrity and scholar of Japanese literature publicly came out as gay on Tuesday denouncing recent anti-LGBT comments by Liberal Democratic Party elected officials. But LDP lawmakers have refuted Campbell’s claims saying he can’t be gay because he “doesn’t speak or dress like a woman”. “He can’t be gay, he doesn’t lookTHE RISING WASABI
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The Rising Wasabi is Japan's premium satirical news publication covering the latest from the land of the rising sun and current events from around the globe. JAPAN LAUNCHES “GO BACK!” CAMPAIGN Japan has launched the “Yabai! Go Back!” campaign in an attempt to prevent the further spread of COVID-19 across the country. The “Go To” campaign encouraging citizens to travel around the country surprisingly resulted in accelerating the spread of the disease. “We thought if we had a catchy slogan such as ‘Go To’ this wouldJAPANESE ARCHIVES
Jan 29, 2019. A foreigner staring blankly up at the Tokyo sky has told of his harrowing experience of Japanese people continuing to reply interrible English
JAPANESE GOVERNMENT CANCELS THE TRUTH DUE TO CORONAVIRUS Japanese Government Cancels The Truth Due To Coronavirus. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has cancelled the truth in a failed attempt to protect the postponement of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games and the government’s reputation for the handling of the now rampant spread of the coronavirus, or COVID-19. “We have cancelled the truth to tryto save
NEW TOKYO OLYMPICS DESIGN RELEASED New Tokyo Olympics Design Released. Tokyo Olympics officials are furious the Tokyo Olympics design has been affected by the coronavirus. Tokyo spokesman Tasa Makaya said in a conference on Tuesday, “Iyada!”. Makaya told reporters Japan “doesn’t do satire” and the new coronavirus design should be banned. GAIJIN BUYS 1 LITER OF ‘MILK’ Gaijin Buys 1 Liter Of ‘Milk’. A foreigner has bought what was believed to be one liter of fresh milk yesterday in Shizuoka Prefecture. “Yep, I just katta me some oishii gyuunyuu,” thought 32-year-old gaijin James Dodd. “I can’t wait to nomu it and add it to watashi no shiriaru.”. The man was in for quite a rude surprisethis
JAPAN CANCELS TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS Japan has cancelled the Tokyo 2020 Olympics due to an unprecedented lack of toilet paper. The International Olympic Committee reportedly encouraged Japan to postpone the event until later in the year, but Japanese officials have decided to pull the plug citing “a critical shortage in bog rolls”. Tokyo 2020 Olympics organizing committee president Yoshiro Mori BREAKING: “STRONG ZEROS DESU!” BREAKING: “Strong Zeros Desu!”. A few foreigners commencing a Saturday afternoon drinking sesh have declared Strong Zeros to be the “ichiban f***ing saikou nomimono desu”. “At any given moment, I can walk to a konbini within 150 meters and buy a tasty Strong Zero beverage that will get me halfway to drunk town for around 100 yen CHINA CALLS JAPAN TO SAY IT WANTS ITS KANJI BACK China’s President Xi Jinping said his country wants its kanji back in a telephone call with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe on Friday. Xi reportedly told Abe that Japan’s free ride off the back of Chinese kanji since the 5 th century C.E. had come to an end. “China is sick of Japan claiming kanji as their own,” Xi reportedly told Abe.__
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