TOP SIX SUSPECTS IN DEATH OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR Those are as follows: 1) Physical, 2) Beliefs, 3) Moment of Mastery, 4) Attitude, 5) Commitment, 6) Association, 7) Integrity, 8) Wisdom. 3. The creating of a COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW Avatar: The Last Airbender is an animated television series, created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino, which ran on Nickelodeon from 2005-2008. The cartoon series is not related in RICK & MORTY: EARTH GALACTIC FEDERATION WEBSITE LAUNCHES! Rick & Morty: Earth Galactic Federation Website Launches! As we still await whenever the heck Season 3 is announced, a website has popped up that has small videos showing Earth C-137's inhabitants FIFTY REASONS BATMAN SUCKS A man that old should not still be running around in tights on rooftops. He belongs in a nursing home for the mentally deranged. 9) His costume is poorly designed. Most costumes don't have nipples ARTHUR SUYDAM TAKES UP 4 TABLES IN ARTISTS ALLEY, PISSES Arthur Suydam Takes Up 4 Tables in Artists Alley, Pisses off Fellow Creators (UPDATED) Other artists were forced out of their assigned space by Suydam's massive display. Marvel Zombies artist DIE, INDUSTRY, DIE! (OR WHY LETTING COMICS FAIL IS THE Here on The Outhouse, Gavin Dillinger wrote about the cancelation of Nighthawk, a fine series by a fine creative team, and included some tweets from superstar Marvel writer "The Great One" Brian STAN LEE DUBIOUSLY (AND PROBABLY FALSELY) QUOTED ABOUT Source: Imgur Over the weekend, a meme popped up on the front page of reddit and quickly went viral on the Internet. The meme details Stan Lee's thoughts about digital comics, which he compares to THE TOP 50 REASONS WHY THE WOLVERINE SUCKS (SPOILERS) 21. Because in a movie where Wolverine can tell someone to 'fuck off' I don't think asking to see a drop of blood when you're stabbing people with 12 inch knives is a lot to ask for. 20. Because MYSTERY SHOCKER: DAN SLOTT APOLOGIZES FOR DELETED TWEETS Here's some of the original tweets, which set Dan Slott off to say whatever it is Dan Slott said. We don't know, because he deleted it: Was Dan Slott out of line in his response to this TOP TEN (MADE UP) REASONS DAN ABNETT AND ANDY LANNING BROKE … Top Ten (Made Up) Reasons Dan Abnett And Andy Lanning Broke Up Written by GHERU on Monday, February 10 2014 and posted in News with Benefits TOP SIX SUSPECTS IN DEATH OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR Those are as follows: 1) Physical, 2) Beliefs, 3) Moment of Mastery, 4) Attitude, 5) Commitment, 6) Association, 7) Integrity, 8) Wisdom. 3. The creating of a COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW Avatar: The Last Airbender is an animated television series, created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino, which ran on Nickelodeon from 2005-2008. The cartoon series is not related in RICK & MORTY: EARTH GALACTIC FEDERATION WEBSITE LAUNCHES! Rick & Morty: Earth Galactic Federation Website Launches! As we still await whenever the heck Season 3 is announced, a website has popped up that has small videos showing Earth C-137's inhabitants FIFTY REASONS BATMAN SUCKS A man that old should not still be running around in tights on rooftops. He belongs in a nursing home for the mentally deranged. 9) His costume is poorly designed. Most costumes don't have nipples ARTHUR SUYDAM TAKES UP 4 TABLES IN ARTISTS ALLEY, PISSES Arthur Suydam Takes Up 4 Tables in Artists Alley, Pisses off Fellow Creators (UPDATED) Other artists were forced out of their assigned space by Suydam's massive display. Marvel Zombies artist DIE, INDUSTRY, DIE! (OR WHY LETTING COMICS FAIL IS THE Here on The Outhouse, Gavin Dillinger wrote about the cancelation of Nighthawk, a fine series by a fine creative team, and included some tweets from superstar Marvel writer "The Great One" Brian STAN LEE DUBIOUSLY (AND PROBABLY FALSELY) QUOTED ABOUT Source: Imgur Over the weekend, a meme popped up on the front page of reddit and quickly went viral on the Internet. The meme details Stan Lee's thoughts about digital comics, which he compares to THE TOP 50 REASONS WHY THE WOLVERINE SUCKS (SPOILERS) 21. Because in a movie where Wolverine can tell someone to 'fuck off' I don't think asking to see a drop of blood when you're stabbing people with 12 inch knives is a lot to ask for. 20. Because MYSTERY SHOCKER: DAN SLOTT APOLOGIZES FOR DELETED TWEETS Here's some of the original tweets, which set Dan Slott off to say whatever it is Dan Slott said. We don't know, because he deleted it: Was Dan Slott out of line in his response to this TOP TEN (MADE UP) REASONS DAN ABNETT AND ANDY LANNING BROKE … Top Ten (Made Up) Reasons Dan Abnett And Andy Lanning Broke Up Written by GHERU on Monday, February 10 2014 and posted in News with Benefits ROB LIEFELD’S SMASH! MIGHT DIE BEFORE GETTING OUT OF GATE Rob Liefeld’s SMASH! Might Die Before Getting Out of Gate Written by LOLtron on Monday, September 14 2009 and posted in News Archive THE TOP 50 REASONS WHY THE WOLVERINE SUCKS (SPOILERS) 21. Because in a movie where Wolverine can tell someone to 'fuck off' I don't think asking to see a drop of blood when you're stabbing people with 12 inch knives is a lot to ask for. 20. Because THE (CONFUSING) HISTORY OF HYDRA AND NAZISM Hydra is a fictional terrorist organization in the Marvel Universe, first appearing in Strange Tales #135 (August 1965), and created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, two New York Jews, with Kirby COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW Avatar: The Last Airbender is an animated television series, created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino, which ran on Nickelodeon from 2005-2008. The cartoon series is not related in DIE, INDUSTRY, DIE! (OR WHY LETTING COMICS FAIL IS THE Here on The Outhouse, Gavin Dillinger wrote about the cancelation of Nighthawk, a fine series by a fine creative team, and included some tweets from superstar Marvel writer "The Great One" Brian WALT SIMONSON REPRINTS 25 YEAR OLD LETTER REGARDING ORIGIN Source: Facebook Comics legend Walt Simonson, who coincidentally happens to be married to comics legend Louise Simonson, took to Facebook after reading a message board discussion about the DC COMICS TOLD PAUL POPE THEY ONLY PUBLISH COMICS FOR 45 Source: Robot 6 Looks like the man upstairs is a big fan of HasDCDoneSomethingStupidToday.com, because just as the counter was approaching double digits and, with the 24 hour comics news cycle CHUCK DIXON, PAUL RIVOCHE CALL FOR CONSERVATIVES TO TAKE Source: WSJ Comic book writer Chuck Dixon and artist Paul Rivoche have penned a recent article on the Wall Street Journal decrying the rise of liberalism in comic books. Titled "How Liberalism NEXT TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED SERIES NAME UNVEILED A week or so later the Hub Network revealed that they were working on a new Transformers cartoon for 2015. Now, it looks like Hasbro is using their trademark for this new cartoon, Transformers TESS FOWLER: 'BRIAN WOOD IS A DICK' Brian Wood is a DICK. And he's preyed on women for too long. There. I said it. Now you don't have to hide anymore, ladies. I stopped being polite. Fuck that guy. And fuck any other pro who thinks Tuesday, November 24, 2020 • R.I.P. Edition • Exclusive! Exclusive! Hggulghhlgghhlghhlghh! SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE CLICKS Well, it was a good run, wasn't it? On February 8, 2019, after 13 years of taking the piss out of the comic book industry, The Outhouse shut its doors for good. With over 36,000 articles published on the front page and more than 3.2 million posts on its forum, TheOuthousers.com always strove to be a voice for the fans first. It didn't always make us popular -- in fact, it earned us an official blacklisting by DC Comics and an implicit blacklisting from Marvel and the ire of many a comics professional. But we wouldn't have had it any other way, because sometimes the press has to be antagonistic to keep everybody honest. Though The Outhouse's epic run may be over, our legacy lives on. Jude Terror continues to carry the torch for antagonistic comics media over at Bleeding Cool , while Tim Midura, Zechs, sdsichero, and others are launching a new site, Comics Pit, which will also carry on The Outhouse's storied traditions, so be sure to bookmark that in the event Tim ever gets around to launching it. They've even got a forum , with many of The Outhouse's regulars already hanging out, so you know where to go to catch up with your old friends, or where to avoid, depending on your preference. Lots of other Outhouse alumni have gone on to do other things in comics or related fields. Jesse (Mr. Black) works on Robots with Coffee , GHERU does My Asshole Office Mate , Nietoperz does the GetPop Popular Culture podcast , and many of our former contributors now write for other comics websites. Hell, Greg Anderson Elysee is a comic book star
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Or the time Marvel and DC realized it was time to run explicit gay sex events after Saga got attention for it .
Or when Axel Alonso and Joe Quesada responded to complaints about their Hip Hop variants with a rap .
Maybe we can even restore the comments someday. The comments were always the best. And the worst. You can also continue to enjoy our legacy via the Has DC Done Something Stupid Today? counter , which Jude Terror will continue to maintain. And do we have some really huge news on that front coming up in the future? We sure do, fellow Outhousers. Stay tuned to Bleeding Cool for that one. So as The Outhouse drifts off to eternal slumber, remember us not as we are now, but as we were: the baddest ass comic book website that will ever exist. And in our memory, we hope you'll remember that you, the reader, are the most important part of the comic book community. Not the media. Not the creators. Certainly not the executives. Not the publishers or the corporations who own then. Fuck Dan Slott. Fuck Dan Didio. Fuck Bob Harras and Jim Lee and Geoff Johns. Fuck Joe Quesada. Fuck Ike Perlmutter. Fuck Tom Brevoort twice. Fuck Warner Bros and fuck Disney and especially fuck Diamond. But not you. You, dear reader, are cool by us. Signing off for the last time... probably... unless we get rebooted... fuck, it's comics, we're probably gonna get rebooted, aren't we? -The Outhousers
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