DOGHOUSE | PLANETARY MIGRATIONABOUTFAR TOO OFTENICE MACHINE ENGINEERING MANUALWHY YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A DOG There's a fairly decent chance that we'll be changing our name very shortly. We know that Doghouse Diaries is the greatest name any web comic has ever come up with, but we felt it DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | SUPER DUPER COOL By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SHORT By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | DISPROPORTIONATE REACTIONS Disproportionate Reactions. The next notch on the x-axis is buying bagels but forgetting cream cheese. Trust me, you don't want to know the corresponding y-value for that transgression. -Raf. Alt-Text: I've developed a distraction technique that has worked well so far. It's been 34 days without a DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR COFFEE SAYS ABOUT YOU What Your Coffee Says About You. The number of shots of espresso one takes is like a badge of honor. You don't just get to ask for a triple espresso, unless you've demonstrated the ability to fall asleep after a double espresso. If you liked this comic, then you might like this one, posted two weeks ago. The punchlines are eerily similar.

DOGHOUSE | PLANS

We were mentioned on the Today Show this morning! Have a look.Also you can download a high-resolution version of this comic for free, here. DOGHOUSE | WE'RE BACK We're Back. We're Back! We missed you. Sorry it took so long. As some of you have noticed, we’ve been dormant for a while now. It was a bummer, but we were at a point where free time was hard to come by. A few months ago we started talking about finding a way to get the band back together because it just stunk not doing this anymore. DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | PLANETARY MIGRATIONABOUTFAR TOO OFTENICE MACHINE ENGINEERING MANUALWHY YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A DOG There's a fairly decent chance that we'll be changing our name very shortly. We know that Doghouse Diaries is the greatest name any web comic has ever come up with, but we felt it DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | SUPER DUPER COOL By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SHORT By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | DISPROPORTIONATE REACTIONS Disproportionate Reactions. The next notch on the x-axis is buying bagels but forgetting cream cheese. Trust me, you don't want to know the corresponding y-value for that transgression. -Raf. Alt-Text: I've developed a distraction technique that has worked well so far. It's been 34 days without a DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR COFFEE SAYS ABOUT YOU What Your Coffee Says About You. The number of shots of espresso one takes is like a badge of honor. You don't just get to ask for a triple espresso, unless you've demonstrated the ability to fall asleep after a double espresso. If you liked this comic, then you might like this one, posted two weeks ago. The punchlines are eerily similar.

DOGHOUSE | PLANS

We were mentioned on the Today Show this morning! Have a look.Also you can download a high-resolution version of this comic for free, here. DOGHOUSE | WE'RE BACK We're Back. We're Back! We missed you. Sorry it took so long. As some of you have noticed, we’ve been dormant for a while now. It was a bummer, but we were at a point where free time was hard to come by. A few months ago we started talking about finding a way to get the band back together because it just stunk not doing this anymore. DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | THE TEAM

By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | FAVORITE YOUTUBE CLIPS By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SHORT By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR COFFEE SAYS ABOUT YOU What Your Coffee Says About You. The number of shots of espresso one takes is like a badge of honor. You don't just get to ask for a triple espresso, unless you've demonstrated the ability to fall asleep after a double espresso. If you liked this comic, then you might like this one, posted two weeks ago. The punchlines are eerily similar. DOGHOUSE | ABILITY SCORES IRL Ability Scores IRL. As we mentioned in the sub-text of 'We're Back' we're giving text based pieces a try for the time being so that we were able to come back sooner than later. Rest assured that this will be a super awkward transition and we have little to no clue what we're doing. However, we think it could be fun once we get the hang of it DOGHOUSE | WORLDS SCARIEST COMPUTER VIRUS Worlds Scariest Computer Virus. He made it to the FBI's Most Wanted List when it was discovered that the virus also converted all your music files to Nickelback songs. Alt-Text: Worst of all, it automatically accepts any and all facebook applications. DOGHOUSE | IRREGULAR COMIC POSTING SCHEDULE So don't worry guys, there will still be ample opportunities to correct Will's spelling and grammar mistakes. DOGHOUSE | APPLE ENTHUSIASTS Apple Enthusiasts. I'm gonna fight you Raf. This site was designed on a Mac -Ray. EDIT: This kinda proves my point about Apple enthusiastsa last ditch effort by a Mac fan to make sure his fellow Mac-heads know that he hasn't joined the dark side. -Raf. DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COMPETES WITH ITSELF Sorry that our site has been a bit slow lately. We're working on it. Thanks for hanging in there and supporting our site! DOGHOUSE | PLANETARY MIGRATIONABOUTFAR TOO OFTENICE MACHINE ENGINEERING MANUALWHY YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A DOG There's a fairly decent chance that we'll be changing our name very shortly. We know that Doghouse Diaries is the greatest name any web comic has ever come up with, but we felt it DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | SUPER DUPER COOL By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT EACH COUNTRY LEADS THE WORLD IN By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | ABILITY SCORES IRL Ability Scores IRL. As we mentioned in the sub-text of 'We're Back' we're giving text based pieces a try for the time being so that we were able to come back sooner than later. Rest assured that this will be a super awkward transition and we have little to no clue what we're doing. However, we think it could be fun once we get the hang of it DOGHOUSE | 5 WAYS TO GET FUTURE YOU WHERE YOU WANT HIM/HER By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WORLDS SCARIEST COMPUTER VIRUS Worlds Scariest Computer Virus. He made it to the FBI's Most Wanted List when it was discovered that the virus also converted all your music files to Nickelback songs. Alt-Text: Worst of all, it automatically accepts any and all facebook applications. DOGHOUSE | WE'RE BACK We're Back. We're Back! We missed you. Sorry it took so long. As some of you have noticed, we’ve been dormant for a while now. It was a bummer, but we were at a point where free time was hard to come by. A few months ago we started talking about finding a way to get the band back together because it just stunk not doing this anymore. DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | PLANETARY MIGRATIONABOUTFAR TOO OFTENICE MACHINE ENGINEERING MANUALWHY YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A DOG There's a fairly decent chance that we'll be changing our name very shortly. We know that Doghouse Diaries is the greatest name any web comic has ever come up with, but we felt it DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | SUPER DUPER COOL By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT EACH COUNTRY LEADS THE WORLD IN By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | ABILITY SCORES IRL Ability Scores IRL. As we mentioned in the sub-text of 'We're Back' we're giving text based pieces a try for the time being so that we were able to come back sooner than later. Rest assured that this will be a super awkward transition and we have little to no clue what we're doing. However, we think it could be fun once we get the hang of it DOGHOUSE | 5 WAYS TO GET FUTURE YOU WHERE YOU WANT HIM/HER By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WORLDS SCARIEST COMPUTER VIRUS Worlds Scariest Computer Virus. He made it to the FBI's Most Wanted List when it was discovered that the virus also converted all your music files to Nickelback songs. Alt-Text: Worst of all, it automatically accepts any and all facebook applications. DOGHOUSE | WE'RE BACK We're Back. We're Back! We missed you. Sorry it took so long. As some of you have noticed, we’ve been dormant for a while now. It was a bummer, but we were at a point where free time was hard to come by. A few months ago we started talking about finding a way to get the band back together because it just stunk not doing this anymore. DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | CONTACT US about; archive; store; contact; subscribe; Contact Us. doghousediaries gmail com; facebook.com/thedoghousediaries DOGHOUSE | 5 WAYS TO GET FUTURE YOU WHERE YOU WANT HIM/HER By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | LIFTING ROCKS Lifting Rocks. The problem is, without God-Kings enslaving us and forcing us to build temples for them, we have no choice but to pay for the pleasure of moving heavy objects. -Raf. Alt-Text: I DOGHOUSE | ISN'T IT IRONIC? By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WORLDS SCARIEST COMPUTER VIRUS Worlds Scariest Computer Virus. He made it to the FBI's Most Wanted List when it was discovered that the virus also converted all your music files to Nickelback songs. Alt-Text: Worst of all, it automatically accepts any and all facebook applications. DOGHOUSE | WHEN THE WIFE'S AWAY If you have any ideas on what a guy can do when his family is out of town, please let us know on Facebook.Also, if you have a name (Akylle, for example) and you had a birthday yesterday, happy birthday! DOGHOUSE | THE SCIENCE OF DOGS I have 4 doctorates in dogsareawesomeology. -Will High resolution files are here!! We've been getting a lot of requests from people saying they want a way to buy posters or high-res files of certain

comics.

DOGHOUSE | HOW SHOWERS OUGHT TO BE DESIGNED Someone let me know when these puppies are ready. Until then, I'm on a shower strike. (Also, yes, yes that is a Dr. Pepper) -Ray DOGHOUSE | WHY YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A DOG By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | SEVERELY UNDERAPPRECIATED PROFESSION Alt-Text: On behalf of computer-illiterate people like myself, I'd like to apologize to tech support workers everywhere. DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | THE TRUTH ABOUT FACEBOOK By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | YOU DID WHAT?! By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR SMARTPHONE MESSAGING STYLE SAYS ABOUT … By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | HOW SHOWERS OUGHT TO BE DESIGNED Someone let me know when these puppies are ready. Until then, I'm on a shower strike. (Also, yes, yes that is a Dr. Pepper) -Ray DOGHOUSE | IRREGULAR COMIC POSTING SCHEDULE So don't worry guys, there will still be ample opportunities to correct Will's spelling and grammar mistakes. DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR TOILET PAPER SAYS ABOUT YOU ALT TEXT FOR FRAME 3: You hate dealing with the crazy spring loaded

plastic tube.

DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | SOMEONE HELP. Someone help. And there's still so much I've left off. Standards (the lack thereof, really) have failed us. There's money to be made! Tell us what your biggest gripe is on Facebook, or Twitter, or you know, any of the other ten trillion services there are. I need a nap. DOGHOUSE | TRAINING DAY By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | COLOR WHEEL Color Wheel. We've redone this chart as a large image file. You can get it here. Raf's favorite colors are Green & Blue. Will's favorite colors are Cheeseburger Brown & Pizza-Box White. And Ray doesn't believe in colors. Alt-Text: The color of this site is Doghouse

Diaries

DOGHOUSE | THE TRUTH ABOUT FACEBOOK By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | YOU DID WHAT?! By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR SMARTPHONE MESSAGING STYLE SAYS ABOUT … By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | HOW SHOWERS OUGHT TO BE DESIGNED Someone let me know when these puppies are ready. Until then, I'm on a shower strike. (Also, yes, yes that is a Dr. Pepper) -Ray DOGHOUSE | IRREGULAR COMIC POSTING SCHEDULE So don't worry guys, there will still be ample opportunities to correct Will's spelling and grammar mistakes. DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR TOILET PAPER SAYS ABOUT YOU ALT TEXT FOR FRAME 3: You hate dealing with the crazy spring loaded

plastic tube.

DOGHOUSE | AIRLINE REVENUES By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | SOMEONE HELP. Someone help. And there's still so much I've left off. Standards (the lack thereof, really) have failed us. There's money to be made! Tell us what your biggest gripe is on Facebook, or Twitter, or you know, any of the other ten trillion services there are. I need a nap. DOGHOUSE | MEDICAL ADVICE By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | YOU DID WHAT?! By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | HOW SHOWERS OUGHT TO BE DESIGNED Someone let me know when these puppies are ready. Until then, I'm on a shower strike. (Also, yes, yes that is a Dr. Pepper) -Ray DOGHOUSE | WHAT YOUR SMARTPHONE MESSAGING STYLE SAYS ABOUT … By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | IRREGULAR COMIC POSTING SCHEDULE So don't worry guys, there will still be ample opportunities to correct Will's spelling and grammar mistakes. DOGHOUSE | SEE HOW THIS WEBCOMIC CHANGES EVERYTHING YOU KNOW By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | A TYPICAL-BAND MEMBER BREAKDOWN I was in a band once. And by once I mean that we played together once. As in, one time. Man, those were the glory hours. -Ray DOGHOUSE | ISN'T IT IRONIC? By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

site.

DOGHOUSE | SOMEONE HELP. Someone help. And there's still so much I've left off. Standards (the lack thereof, really) have failed us. There's money to be made! Tell us what your biggest gripe is on Facebook, or Twitter, or you know, any of the other ten trillion services there are. I need a nap. DOGHOUSE | INTERNET ABBREVIATIONS By Will, Ray, and Raf with special thanks to Tim for building the

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