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THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BOOK TOUR! – THE BLOGGESS A normal book tour means travel and visiting with people and seeing people actually reading your book and wandering through bookstores, but times are not normal so this tour will be a bit different, but hopefully just as wonderful in a different way. It will be virtual so that means that you don’t have to leave your house or put on pantsto
BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy NATHAN FILLION: IT’S COMPLICATED The end of Nathan Fillion. I’m torn about even posting this but I think I owe it to Nathan Fillion to make sure that people on my blog and on twitter know that he finally responded to the eternal twine joke and that he declined publicly on reddit so we should just leavehim alone. A
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY It’s a giant, white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. And then I started thinking that horns are made out of the same thing that fingernails and hair are made of and maybe this is just the way I turn into a unicorn. So it was probably just a very limp unicorn horn. The bad news is that I freaked out and plucked it before WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? Would you like to buy a monkey? July 27, 2011 in mixing medications, no one thinks this is funny but me, Random Crap. Last weekend at a thrift shop I found a small, stuffed monkey, which seemed to have some sort of snout leprosy and would probably murder us in our sleep. I named him “Copernicus”. Copernicus. I immediately picked themonkey
THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BOOK TOUR! – THE BLOGGESS A normal book tour means travel and visiting with people and seeing people actually reading your book and wandering through bookstores, but times are not normal so this tour will be a bit different, but hopefully just as wonderful in a different way. It will be virtual so that means that you don’t have to leave your house or put on pantsto
BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy NATHAN FILLION: IT’S COMPLICATED The end of Nathan Fillion. I’m torn about even posting this but I think I owe it to Nathan Fillion to make sure that people on my blog and on twitter know that he finally responded to the eternal twine joke and that he declined publicly on reddit so we should just leavehim alone. A
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY It’s a giant, white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. And then I started thinking that horns are made out of the same thing that fingernails and hair are made of and maybe this is just the way I turn into a unicorn. So it was probably just a very limp unicorn horn. The bad news is that I freaked out and plucked it before WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? Would you like to buy a monkey? July 27, 2011 in mixing medications, no one thinks this is funny but me, Random Crap. Last weekend at a thrift shop I found a small, stuffed monkey, which seemed to have some sort of snout leprosy and would probably murder us in our sleep. I named him “Copernicus”. Copernicus. I immediately picked themonkey
NON-BINARY PRONOUNS. IT’S COMPLICATED, BUT WONDERFUL So. A few months ago Hailey said they felt like they were non-binary (someone who doesn’t identify as solely male or female), but that they were okay with “she/they” as pronouns, which was fine because it allowed me to be a good mother and say “I totally support what makes you happy” without actually having to do much work at all because I could still use mostly the pronouns I’ve JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes LET’S START 2022 EARLY Let’s start 2022 early. April 28, 2021 in broken oracle deck, Random Crap. Okay, so a ton of you have asked if could get a deck of Broken Oracle Cards because your local bookshop ran out and technically the answer is no because it was just a special free gift for Indie Bookstore Day but I’ve had so many people reach out that I decidedto
DEPRESSION LIES
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes I LITERALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS AND THAT JUST PROVES THIS So I’m going to share with you day-in-the-life post that I wrote about the bullshit of living with ADD that I wrote it for The Cut but then they cut it down to just a few sentences and that makes sense because it’s right there in the name but I still wanted to share the whole thing here and then I completely forgot about it because I haveADD.
I DON’T LIKE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE BUT APPARENTLY I don’t like the sound of my own voice but apparently other people do. So Broken (in the best possible way) is somehow on the NYT audiobook bestseller list this week and I can only assume that’s because I recorded it in my closet and Hunter S. Thomcat THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFT. The best Mother’s Day gift. May 6, 2021 in Random Crap. So as of today we are all fully vaccinated and so are my parents and that means that my parents are on the way to my house right now so I can see them in person for the first time since 2019. THE HAPPIEST FOUR WORDS. THE SADDEST FOUR WORDS. Conversation with Victor at lunch: Victor: I read something about a contest where you have to come up with the saddest story in just four words, and I think I’ve nailed it. me: Okay. Hit me WATERMELON IS THE SECRET CODE WORD Watermelon is the secret code word. April 6, 2014in I am totally overrated, Random Crap, weekly reruns. Whenever I’m at large events and I’m asked to write my name on those “HELLO, MY NAME IS” stickers I instead write “ Watermelon is the secret code word .”. Most people just look at me like I’m off and avoid me. KNOCK-KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER. GIANT METAL CHICKENS REVISITED Knock-knock, motherfucker. Giant metal chickens revisited. July 13, 2011 in bizarre, Giant metal chickens are everywhere, Random Crap. Yesterday when I was driving home from the grocery store I passed a shop that sells lawn ornaments and rustic furniture. This, however,was new:
THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes LET’S START 2022 EARLY Let’s start 2022 early. April 28, 2021 in broken oracle deck, Random Crap. Okay, so a ton of you have asked if could get a deck of Broken Oracle Cards because your local bookshop ran out and technically the answer is no because it was just a special free gift for Indie Bookstore Day but I’ve had so many people reach out that I decidedto
TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy NATHAN FILLION: IT’S COMPLICATED The end of Nathan Fillion. I’m torn about even posting this but I think I owe it to Nathan Fillion to make sure that people on my blog and on twitter know that he finally responded to the eternal twine joke and that he declined publicly on reddit so we should just leavehim alone. A
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY It’s a giant, white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. And then I started thinking that horns are made out of the same thing that fingernails and hair are made of and maybe this is just the way I turn into a unicorn. So it was probably just a very limp unicorn horn. The bad news is that I freaked out and plucked it before WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? Would you like to buy a monkey? July 27, 2011 in mixing medications, no one thinks this is funny but me, Random Crap. Last weekend at a thrift shop I found a small, stuffed monkey, which seemed to have some sort of snout leprosy and would probably murder us in our sleep. I named him “Copernicus”. Copernicus. I immediately picked themonkey
THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes LET’S START 2022 EARLY Let’s start 2022 early. April 28, 2021 in broken oracle deck, Random Crap. Okay, so a ton of you have asked if could get a deck of Broken Oracle Cards because your local bookshop ran out and technically the answer is no because it was just a special free gift for Indie Bookstore Day but I’ve had so many people reach out that I decidedto
TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy NATHAN FILLION: IT’S COMPLICATED The end of Nathan Fillion. I’m torn about even posting this but I think I owe it to Nathan Fillion to make sure that people on my blog and on twitter know that he finally responded to the eternal twine joke and that he declined publicly on reddit so we should just leavehim alone. A
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY It’s a giant, white hair growing out of the center of my forehead. And then I started thinking that horns are made out of the same thing that fingernails and hair are made of and maybe this is just the way I turn into a unicorn. So it was probably just a very limp unicorn horn. The bad news is that I freaked out and plucked it before WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? Would you like to buy a monkey? July 27, 2011 in mixing medications, no one thinks this is funny but me, Random Crap. Last weekend at a thrift shop I found a small, stuffed monkey, which seemed to have some sort of snout leprosy and would probably murder us in our sleep. I named him “Copernicus”. Copernicus. I immediately picked themonkey
JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes NON-BINARY PRONOUNS. IT’S COMPLICATED, BUT WONDERFUL So. A few months ago Hailey said they felt like they were non-binary (someone who doesn’t identify as solely male or female), but that they were okay with “she/they” as pronouns, which was fine because it allowed me to be a good mother and say “I totally support what makes you happy” without actually having to do much work at all because I could still use mostly the pronouns I’ve BOOK TOUR! – THE BLOGGESS A normal book tour means travel and visiting with people and seeing people actually reading your book and wandering through bookstores, but times are not normal so this tour will be a bit different, but hopefully just as wonderful in a different way. It will be virtual so that means that you don’t have to leave your house or put on pantsto
DEPRESSION LIES
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes I DON’T LIKE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE BUT APPARENTLY I don’t like the sound of my own voice but apparently other people do. So Broken (in the best possible way) is somehow on the NYT audiobook bestseller list this week and I can only assume that’s because I recorded it in my closet and Hunter S. Thomcat I LITERALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS AND THAT JUST PROVES THIS So I’m going to share with you day-in-the-life post that I wrote about the bullshit of living with ADD that I wrote it for The Cut but then they cut it down to just a few sentences and that makes sense because it’s right there in the name but I still wanted to share the whole thing here and then I completely forgot about it because I haveADD.
NATHAN FILLION: IT’S COMPLICATED Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFT. The best Mother’s Day gift. May 6, 2021 in Random Crap. So as of today we are all fully vaccinated and so are my parents and that means that my parents are on the way to my house right now so I can see them in person for the first time since 2019.I’M STRUGGLING.
I’m struggling. So many of you have reached out because you’ve noticed I’ve gone missing for a week on social media and that’s never happened before. I’m so sorry I worried you. This week has been the hardest of my entire life. I’ve struggled with what to say because I don’t know what to say. I am an open book and I write WATERMELON IS THE SECRET CODE WORD Watermelon is the secret code word. April 6, 2014in I am totally overrated, Random Crap, weekly reruns. Whenever I’m at large events and I’m asked to write my name on those “HELLO, MY NAME IS” stickers I instead write “ Watermelon is the secret code word .”. Most people just look at me like I’m off and avoid me.THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS June 2021. Hey you. You need a laugh. This week has been full of days of no electricity and internet problems and work craziness and it’s just fucking Wednesday. If this week was a slide: View this post on Instagram A post shared by @retweeeets So I think we all need a break to look at the ridiculous things I saved for you Continue reading. TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFT. The best Mother’s Day gift. May 6, 2021 in Random Crap. So as of today we are all fully vaccinated and so are my parents and that means that my parents are on the way to my house right now so I can see them in person for the first time since 2019. I LITERALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS AND THAT JUST PROVES THIS So I’m going to share with you day-in-the-life post that I wrote about the bullshit of living with ADD that I wrote it for The Cut but then they cut it down to just a few sentences and that makes sense because it’s right there in the name but I still wanted to share the whole thing here and then I completely forgot about it because I haveADD.
THE WORLD IS VERY WEIRD. BUT SO ARE WE. The world is very weird. But so are we. So between my immune-compromised body and the fact that the injections I take for my RA make me very susceptible to infections that means Victor, Hailey and I are now four months into very strict social distancing. We’ve learned to cut each other’s hair and we wave to the grocery deliveryperson
BROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy PEPPA PIG IS KIND OF A BITCH, Y’ALL Peppa Pig is kind of a bitch, y’all. April 12, 2021 in Random Crap. Since we’re still stuck in the plague years we’ve started doing a lot of virtual escape rooms and murder mystery boxes and recently I bought Hailey, Victor and I all copies of this book that’s filled with trivia and brain teasers and when we’re bored we pull them outBUTTHOLE SUNBATHING
Butthole sunbathing. December 17, 2019 in Random Crap. me: On Instagram I’ve been seeing these people doing “ perineum sunbathing “. It’s literally tanning your butthole. Supposedly 30 seconds of sunlight in your butthole is equivalent to a full day’s worth of sun so allegedly you supercharge yourself. Through yourbutthole.
THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS June 2021. Hey you. You need a laugh. This week has been full of days of no electricity and internet problems and work craziness and it’s just fucking Wednesday. If this week was a slide: View this post on Instagram A post shared by @retweeeets So I think we all need a break to look at the ridiculous things I saved for you Continue reading. TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFT. The best Mother’s Day gift. May 6, 2021 in Random Crap. So as of today we are all fully vaccinated and so are my parents and that means that my parents are on the way to my house right now so I can see them in person for the first time since 2019. I LITERALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS AND THAT JUST PROVES THIS So I’m going to share with you day-in-the-life post that I wrote about the bullshit of living with ADD that I wrote it for The Cut but then they cut it down to just a few sentences and that makes sense because it’s right there in the name but I still wanted to share the whole thing here and then I completely forgot about it because I haveADD.
THE WORLD IS VERY WEIRD. BUT SO ARE WE. The world is very weird. But so are we. So between my immune-compromised body and the fact that the injections I take for my RA make me very susceptible to infections that means Victor, Hailey and I are now four months into very strict social distancing. We’ve learned to cut each other’s hair and we wave to the grocery deliveryperson
BROKEN ORACLE DECK
Tomorrow (Saturday) is Independent Bookstore Day and that means lots of bookstores all over America will be giving out free Broken Oracle Decks (inspired by Broken and illustrated by Katie Gamb). Here’s a map of participating indie book stores. They each have their own sort of celebration and have lots of different offerings and Continuereading.
AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. June 21, 2011 in Random Crap. This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy PEPPA PIG IS KIND OF A BITCH, Y’ALL Peppa Pig is kind of a bitch, y’all. April 12, 2021 in Random Crap. Since we’re still stuck in the plague years we’ve started doing a lot of virtual escape rooms and murder mystery boxes and recently I bought Hailey, Victor and I all copies of this book that’s filled with trivia and brain teasers and when we’re bored we pull them outBUTTHOLE SUNBATHING
Butthole sunbathing. December 17, 2019 in Random Crap. me: On Instagram I’ve been seeing these people doing “ perineum sunbathing “. It’s literally tanning your butthole. Supposedly 30 seconds of sunlight in your butthole is equivalent to a full day’s worth of sun so allegedly you supercharge yourself. Through yourbutthole.
HEY YOU. YOU NEED A LAUGH. Hey you. You need a laugh. – The Bloggess. Hey you. You need a laugh. This week has been full of days of no electricity and internet problems and work craziness and it’s just fucking Wednesday. If this week was a slide: So I think we all need a break to look at theridiculous things I
LET’S START 2022 EARLY Let’s start 2022 early. April 28, 2021 in broken oracle deck, Random Crap. Okay, so a ton of you have asked if could get a deck of Broken Oracle Cards because your local bookshop ran out and technically the answer is no because it was just a special free gift for Indie Bookstore Day but I’ve had so many people reach out that I decidedto
APRIL 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BEHIND THE SCENES… Slightly relatedWant to hear a story? I’ve loved Omar Rayyan‘s artwork for years and his series of lovely ladies holding terrible beasties has always felt like a perfect symbol of fighting depression or anxiety while living with it so I was ecstatic when he agreed to do my portrait for the book cover. I couldn’t sit for him in real life because we are still living in THE PLAGUE YEARS HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE? How is this real life? April 13, 2021 in book stores are magic, Broken, broken oracle deck, Random Crap. So I’m halfway through with my virtual book tour and it’s been so fantastic that I don’t think I can ever go back to the old ways of traveling on planes and wearing clothes than aren’t pajamas. BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes WANNA EXPLORE A HAUNTED BASEMENT WITH ME? 2,871 likes. thebloggess Wanna explore a haunted basement with me? Looking at a possible building for a @nowherebookshop satellite. It was built in the 1800’s and the guy selling it said the basement was the root cellar for the Alamo (which is just feet away) and I’m not sure that’s true but it was creepy as fuck and I thought you’denjoy.
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Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes I’M HAVING A LONG-DISTANCE LOVE AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE IN I’m currently ill with The Plague (I wish I could make that have like. A spooky font, but I don’t know how!) and so I am having a long-distance love affair with my own pets because my partner and I moved and we sent the cats to my mother-in-law’s and then Partner went to stay with their mom because she’s just had knee surgery and when I got sick I told Partner to stay there. WATERMELON IS THE SECRET CODE WORD Watermelon is the secret code word. April 6, 2014in I am totally overrated, Random Crap, weekly reruns. Whenever I’m at large events and I’m asked to write my name on those “HELLO, MY NAME IS” stickers I instead write “ Watermelon is the secret code word .”. Most people just look at me like I’m off and avoid me.THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see WHO IS THE BLOGGESS? Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES Ok, I ran across your blog from one Ms. AngryJulie on Twitter and holy crap I’m in love with you. Actually, I’m totally sending this post to my own hubby so that when I come home with some piece of randomness (earlier this year it was pillows) I can look to him and say, at leastit
DEPRESSION LIES
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes THE WORLD IS VERY WEIRD. BUT SO ARE WE. Sometimes Victor just gets it soooooo right. This is the best thing I’ve heard all week. Two days ago my bff told me her mom who won’t take the Rona seriously has exposed the whole family toI’M STRUGGLING.
I don’t know what’s going on, but I know you are loved, Jenny, and your family, too. I’ve never been so proud of a child I’m not related to as I have been of HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY I have one of those that grows out of my cheek. One day nothing, next day BAM. Huge long white hair. I also have a whisker that periodically appears on my chin but I never see it growing; I only see it when it bursts forth in its glory like a goatee from hell. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? This one feels a little dark for first graders, so I'm going to save it until next year. Because I'm a caring parent. PS. Why, yes, actually you can buy Copernicus Cards. Homicidal monkey cards for hopeless romantics: series 1, 2 and 3THE BLOGGESS
And it was a wonderful day until I completely threw out my back and ended up in incredible pain, which would have been bad enough but then my body was like, “we can make this worse” because I have this thing that I call Vincent Vega Syndrome because I can never remember the real name for it (vasovagal syncope) but basically it causes your body to SUPER overreact and faint when you see WHO IS THE BLOGGESS? Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes TMS IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS DEPRESSION Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesBROKEN ORACLE DECK
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES Ok, I ran across your blog from one Ms. AngryJulie on Twitter and holy crap I’m in love with you. Actually, I’m totally sending this post to my own hubby so that when I come home with some piece of randomness (earlier this year it was pillows) I can look to him and say, at leastit
DEPRESSION LIES
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes THE WORLD IS VERY WEIRD. BUT SO ARE WE. Sometimes Victor just gets it soooooo right. This is the best thing I’ve heard all week. Two days ago my bff told me her mom who won’t take the Rona seriously has exposed the whole family toI’M STRUGGLING.
I don’t know what’s going on, but I know you are loved, Jenny, and your family, too. I’ve never been so proud of a child I’m not related to as I have been of HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A THREE-INCH WHITE HAIR ON MY I have one of those that grows out of my cheek. One day nothing, next day BAM. Huge long white hair. I also have a whisker that periodically appears on my chin but I never see it growing; I only see it when it bursts forth in its glory like a goatee from hell. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MONKEY? This one feels a little dark for first graders, so I'm going to save it until next year. Because I'm a caring parent. PS. Why, yes, actually you can buy Copernicus Cards. Homicidal monkey cards for hopeless romantics: series 1, 2 and 3 JUNE 2021 – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes BROKEN – THE BLOGGESS Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotesTHE BLOGGESS
This month has been incredibly long and incredibly short all at the same time and now that things are slowing back down I thought I’d open up discussion for last month’s Fantastic Strangeling Book Club pick, Luvvie Ajayi Jones’ Professional Troublemaker: The Fear-Fighter Manual.As always, you can go to the Fantastic Strangeling Facebook page to discuss, but I always open up comments hereTHE BLOGGESS
A woman and her toddler sort of stared at me because I guess it’s weird to see a lady crying alone in Target while recording ads on her phone but then I was like, “THAT WAS ME” and the lady looked confused but her kid was like, “Yay!” and then I ran away because I was overwhelmed and that was the adventure of “the first time I’ve been in Target in over a year” and also “theTHE BLOGGESS
So today is the official pub date for Broken, which is exhilarating and terrifying because it means I will sit here on pins and needles for the next week to see how people actually like it. My virtual book tour starts tonight with me and my amazing friend, Luvvie Ajayi Jones at Powell’s (by way of our living rooms)! A few tour stops are sold out but there are still some available if you wantFURIOUSLY HAPPY
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes I’M HAVING A LONG-DISTANCE LOVE AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE IN I’m currently ill with The Plague (I wish I could make that have like. A spooky font, but I don’t know how!) and so I am having a long-distance love affair with my own pets because my partner and I moved and we sent the cats to my mother-in-law’s and then Partner went to stay with their mom because she’s just had knee surgery and when I got sick I told Partner to stay there. GROSSEST ANALOGY EVER Victor obviously spent some time in The South, a weird kingdom known for its ridiculous analogies and colorful similes: “Well, ain’t you hot as a slab a butter meltin’ on a stack a wheat cakes!”) LEAVING MAGIC BEHIND. OR LITTER. DEPENDS ON WHO IS LOOKING A closer look. And it went well aside from one guy who came up on us and was like, “ARE YOU TOUCHING BIRDS?” which is a weird thing to say because WHY WOULD WE TOUCH BIRDS? WHAT SORT OF WILD BIRDS LET YOU TOUCH THEM? And also WHY ARE WE YELLING? So we told him that, no, we were not touching birds (because that would be weird and this isn’ta disney cartoon).
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I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE GOOD NEWS.May 24, 2020
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This week has been really hard in our house but I’m ending it (the week, I mean) on a very positive note because of you. I made these ridiculous FURIOUSLY HAPPY RACCOON MASKS as a joke and I said if anyone bought any I’d donate the profits but so many of you have ordered them that as of this morning I’ve been able to give $1,000 to the San Antonio Food Bank (who have really been struggling and can use the help) and all of that is down to you guys. Honestly, it’s sort of terrifying. I love y’all so much it hurts a little. But in a good way.********
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THIS GARBAGE IS ALL OF US. BUT IN A GOOD WAY.May 22, 2020
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So today I was outside and found this in the backyard: Turns out it is a junk bug, aka a lacewing larvae of an aphid lion and it is covered in garbage because that camouflages it from the rest of the world. Except that the garbage it’s carrying around? IS THE CORPSES OF ITS ENEMIES. So basically it’s a goth packrat who just wants to be left alone and really shouldn’t be fucked with and I can’t help but feel that this bug is the perfect mascot for this entire year.*
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HORROR AND PIGS
May 20, 2020
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Hello! I had a shitastic mental health day yesterday and sort of fell into a lot of self-hatred but today I feel a bit better and hopefully you do too. If not, know that this will pass. Keep breathing. I can’t remember if I took my ADD meds this morning but I suspect I didn’t so I blame that for this very random blog post that sort of goes together and sort of doesn’t. SO. My friend Laura (of Beyonce fame) had this uncle (PJ Allen) who was a parade float maker 50+ years ago and YEARS AGO THEY AUCTIONEDOFF THE
RIDICULOUS STUFF IN HIS GIANT BARNand
that’s how I ended up with a life sized Marie Antionette and a giant portrait of Martha Washington and bird cages and baby carriages and boxes and boxes of crumbling crepe paper flowers and this pig: It’s about 4 feet tall and I assumed it held something and also it was wired for sound at one time which makes me wish PJ Allen was still alive because I really want to know what the pig was screaming at people as it paraded down the street. When I originally bought it I thought I’d put a chef hat on it and put it in the kitchen but it was filled with wasp nests and I am lazy so instead it just lived inthe garage.
BUT! Then the plague came and I was bored so I decided to do a pig makeover because I thought this pig should probably live at NOWHERE BOOKSHOP. And after many hours of elbow grease and strange looks from my neighbors, she is done. Victor and Hailey think it looks weird because the eyes are too small so I may have to fix those but I texted a picture to Elizabeth (illustrious manager of Nowhere) to see where everyone else stood on pig eyeballs and she was like, “Huh. It’s a little creepy, don’t you think?” And I was like, “WHO EVER HEARD OF A CREEPY PIG, ELIZABETH? Oh, except for the demon pig in Amityville Horror. _Omg. We have a name. _ Jody the Amityville pig. WE ARE A GREAT TEAM.” She hasn’t responded to me yet but probably just because she’s so overwhelmed with how well we work together. Also, Jody is too heavy to pull in and out of the shop every day so probably she’ll live in the back hallway next to the bathrooms so she can keep you company while you wait to pee and tell you what author is coming to visit next. But I’m still not sure about theeyes.
Anyway, speaking of horror, this month THE FANTASTIC STRANGELINGBOOKCLUB
is reading _CATHERINE HOUSE _ which we’ll discuss probably next week so you have time to sink into the weirdness of it, but we also did an optional book for anyone who wanted an extra distraction and I finally feel good enough to discuss so let’s dothat today, okay?
The optional book was _HORRORSTÖR _ by Grady Hendrix and for me it was the perfect distraction. Funny, witty, scary. It seems counterintuitive to love horror when you have an anxiety disorder but I think the great thing about supernatural horror is that you can exercise your fear on something you don’t actually have to worry is going to happen to you. Unless you work at a haunted Ikea knock-off, Iguess.
You can go to the FANTASTIC STRANGELINGS BOOK CLUB page on Facebook to discuss, or if you hate Facebook you can leave your thoughts here in the comments. Also, even if you haven’t read the book, let me know what you think about Jody. Should the eyes be bigger? Is she creepy? If so, should I put her inside one of the bathrooms so that she makes people pee faster and there are never anylines?
PS. The folks are wordpress are helping me with a little revamp and that means that my blog might load weird for a few days while we fix things. Like, right now the first 7 comments on each blog post are sort of covered by sidebar stuff so I’m going to fill those 7 comments with random trivia so that you can skip them if you can’t read them or read them and be smarter if you can.EVERYONE WINS!
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IT’S OKAY
May 19, 2020
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I was really hating myself for being behind on everything and then I came across this from Binchcity and it was _exactly_ what I needed to read. You’re not alone, y’all.*
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LET’S HAVE A HAPPY DISTRACTION, SHALL WE? YES, WE SHALL.May 15, 2020
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Hello! Remember a week ago when I shared all my most recent favorite instagram distractions and we pretended that we were coworkers and I pulled you into my office so we could laugh and look at cats being idiots and talk about all the people we don’t like?Wrong.
That wasn’t last week. That was five weeks ago. I know. Time isn’t working the same way it did, but that’s all the more reason to laugh while we can and that is precisely why today will be instagram ridiculousness and beauty and horror that I bookmarked for you during these last 800 years of plague.Look, it’s us:
Okay, let’s get started…and if you’re new to instagram, if there’s big arrow click it for video and if there’s a tiny arrow on the right it means you should click it to scroll through. Get ready to be singing this all day: This is weird, but in a fascinating way. Like, not as creepy as the doctor who dug up a corpse and lived with it, but still… I want to live here. Victor: How’d they get a picture of your car? It’s like a dinosaur. Victor gets mad at me for not being able to socialize with his business people but then when I do I am 100 this and he gets mad at me for that so I might as well be drunk. I snorkeled in a cave once and it was like this and I legitimately started hyperventilating and clawing at anyone near me. I think this is making fun of a biscuit and gravy fountain but I would 100% want this at any party. This. And also when I say a work I’ve only read and everyone points out that that is not how you pronounce it at all. Victor doesn’t understand the appeal of instagram and just stares at me while I laugh at cat videos but he fucking loves the videos of people hurting themselves when doing dumb stuff. We all got ourstuff, I guess.
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I MADE YOU SOMETHING.May 13, 2020
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Two things…the first is that I’m sharing drawings with you until we get out of isolation and you can print them and color them or burn them. It’s up to you. Usually they’re pretty enormous because I prefer to work on a giant sketch pad but today’s drawing is tiny because I’m feeling a bit small myself.Click to embiggen.
And two…tonight I’M HOSTING A CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS EVER, CHRISTOPHER MOORE, ON ZOOM AND YOU ARE INVITED although I think there are only 10 tickets left because they went really quickly. If you buy a ticket you get to watch us talk about writing and taxidermy and ridiculousness live_ and_ we’ll send you a copy of Christopher’s latest book, _SHAKESPEARE FOR SQUIRRELS_, AND a book plate
autographed by him for your book. CLICK HERE TO SEE IF TICKETS ARESTILL AVAILABLE.
We did our first ever Nowhere Bookshop zoom conversation a few days ago with the amazing SAMANTHA IRBY and it was fantastic even though we literally had no idea what we were doing. That event was invite-only for the STRANGELING BOOK CLUB MEMBERS but I think maybe we’ll be able to share it online with everyone sometime soon. We’re not great at technology, y’all, but we’relearning.
Me, Samantha and Fleece Witherspoon. To keep up with all that Nowhere Bookshop is doing just follow OURINSTAGRAM HERE.
PS. There will be a Q&A at the end of today’s zoom meet-up so if you have a question for Christopher just leave it in the comments.Love!
PPS. I’m almost finished with _Shakespeare for Squirrels_ and it is really, really good. I recommend. UPDATED: Five minutes later and we are sold out! That was quick.*
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