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GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design TECHNICAL RANTING AND RAVING On Consulting and Small Business: Some of our favorite sayings, truths learned from experience: Success is a choice. Over-constrained management is indistinguishable from mis-management. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. MANAGEMENT SPEAK TRANSLATION GUIDE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Management Speak Translation Guide Collected and originally published in Keep the Joint Running by Bob Lewis . Management Speak: That's very interesting. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't disagree. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't totallydisagree with you.
THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design TECHNICAL RANTING AND RAVING On Consulting and Small Business: Some of our favorite sayings, truths learned from experience: Success is a choice. Over-constrained management is indistinguishable from mis-management. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. MANAGEMENT SPEAK TRANSLATION GUIDE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Management Speak Translation Guide Collected and originally published in Keep the Joint Running by Bob Lewis . Management Speak: That's very interesting. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't disagree. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't totallydisagree with you.
THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTING SOFTWARE & SYSTEM R&D SERVICES We make software & system development projects better! Here are some of the ways we've helped software R&D teams: Web Architecture Tools: Created lightweight toolset to support our Unified Process-based methodology for designing software systems from business requirements through technical specification.Toolset generates maintainable Web architecture documents with notation and cross STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Abort, Retry, Ignore - Poe Puree. With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe. Written by Marcus Bales. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I TALES OF TECH SUPPORT Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager." KNOW YOUR UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: A FIELD GUIDE HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: SITUATION: Low disk space. TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage, maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to theoffending parties.
THE TOP 54 COMPUTER T-SHIRT SLOGANS The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. The Top 54 Computer T-Shirt Slogans Author Unknown Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. TALES FROM UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Tales from Unix System Administration. This was seen on a T-Shirt at a SAGE conference. It was written by Stan Heller, Kenny Paul and Don Wells, part of the System Administration team at Network EquipmentTechnologies.
STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Stokely Consulting's services | Case studies | Contact us | Awards: Success is a Choice. Stokely Consulting's Technical Product Management Services help get your technology projects on track, from gathering your requirements, making sure the project's architecture matches your business architecture, leading your Agile development team, to making sure the project is successfully shipped. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Comments, problems or want more information? For information on Stokely Consulting's services, or if you have comments or problems on this site's pages, please send eSTOKELY CONSULTING
The engagement: The Communications group of a large, nationwide company with thousands of outlet offices wanted a single point of access that enabled all outlet personnel to get specifically targeted information needed to do their jobs.Any intranet site within the corporation was a potential destination. Stokely Consulting developed a custom Intranet portal for a client. STOKELY CONSULTING SITE MAP Pete's Back Yard: A collection of Pete's informal stories, musings and crank mail, including plenty of Critter Stories. The Back Yard steers clear of anything smacking of practical utility, increased productivity or effective Time Management. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. TECHNICAL RANTING AND RAVING On Consulting and Small Business: Some of our favorite sayings, truths learned from experience: Success is a choice. Over-constrained management is indistinguishable from mis-management. MICROSOFT WINDOWS 95 ERRORS EXPLAINED Funnies: The undocumented Win95 errors. The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Microsoft Windows 95 Errors Explained. Author UnknownBEING YOUR OWN BOSS
Being Your Own Boss - Lisa ’96 Stokely Consulting Management of Unix Systems, Software Processes & Projects 211 Thompson Square • Mountain View, CA 94043 STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessment PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Stokely Consulting's services | Case studies | Contact us | Awards: Success is a Choice. Stokely Consulting's Technical Product Management Services help get your technology projects on track, from gathering your requirements, making sure the project's architecture matches your business architecture, leading your Agile development team, to making sure the project is successfully shipped. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Comments, problems or want more information? For information on Stokely Consulting's services, or if you have comments or problems on this site's pages, please send eSTOKELY CONSULTING
The engagement: The Communications group of a large, nationwide company with thousands of outlet offices wanted a single point of access that enabled all outlet personnel to get specifically targeted information needed to do their jobs.Any intranet site within the corporation was a potential destination. Stokely Consulting developed a custom Intranet portal for a client. STOKELY CONSULTING SITE MAP Pete's Back Yard: A collection of Pete's informal stories, musings and crank mail, including plenty of Critter Stories. The Back Yard steers clear of anything smacking of practical utility, increased productivity or effective Time Management. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. TECHNICAL RANTING AND RAVING On Consulting and Small Business: Some of our favorite sayings, truths learned from experience: Success is a choice. Over-constrained management is indistinguishable from mis-management. MICROSOFT WINDOWS 95 ERRORS EXPLAINED Funnies: The undocumented Win95 errors. The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Microsoft Windows 95 Errors Explained. Author UnknownBEING YOUR OWN BOSS
Being Your Own Boss - Lisa ’96 Stokely Consulting Management of Unix Systems, Software Processes & Projects 211 Thompson Square • Mountain View, CA 94043 STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
STOKELY CONSULTING SOFTWARE & SYSTEM R&D SERVICES We make software & system development projects better! Here are some of the ways we've helped software R&D teams: Web Architecture Tools: Created lightweight toolset to support our Unified Process-based methodology for designing software systems from business requirements through technical specification.Toolset generates maintainable Web architecture documents with notation and cross GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Celeste Stokely received the SAGE Outstanding Achievement Award for 2000 for distributing systems management information through this site. The Lighter Side of System Administration received Link of The Day from UserFriendly.org.: Vote for this site "Top 10 at Sun Guru!" Stokely Consulting is listed as a Cool Site at Sun Guru: UNIX Sysadm Resources is a Cool Site in Open Directory Project's MANAGEMENT SPEAK TRANSLATION GUIDE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Management Speak Translation Guide Collected and originally published in Keep the Joint Running by Bob Lewis . Management Speak: That's very interesting. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't disagree. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't totallydisagree with you.
THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. KNOW YOUR UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: A FIELD GUIDE HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: SITUATION: Low disk space. TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage, maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to theoffending parties.
CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine. STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
STOKELY CONSULTING SOFTWARE & SYSTEM R&D SERVICES We make software & system development projects better! Here are some of the ways we've helped software R&D teams: Web Architecture Tools: Created lightweight toolset to support our Unified Process-based methodology for designing software systems from business requirements through technical specification.Toolset generates maintainable Web architecture documents with notation and cross GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Celeste Stokely received the SAGE Outstanding Achievement Award for 2000 for distributing systems management information through this site. The Lighter Side of System Administration received Link of The Day from UserFriendly.org.: Vote for this site "Top 10 at Sun Guru!" Stokely Consulting is listed as a Cool Site at Sun Guru: UNIX Sysadm Resources is a Cool Site in Open Directory Project's MANAGEMENT SPEAK TRANSLATION GUIDE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Management Speak Translation Guide Collected and originally published in Keep the Joint Running by Bob Lewis . Management Speak: That's very interesting. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't disagree. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't totallydisagree with you.
THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality. KNOW YOUR UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: A FIELD GUIDE HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: SITUATION: Low disk space. TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage, maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to theoffending parties.
CREATOR OF C++ ADMITS WHY HE CREATED THE LANGUAGE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Creator of C++ Admits Why He Created the Language Author Unknown On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's "Computer" magazine.STOKELY CONSULTING
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They used those Motorola chips Which at the time were really hip And looked upon the world through VME. Their first attempt ran like a pig But is was the start of something big; They called the next one the Sun-2 And though they only sold a few It soon gave birth unto the new Sun-3 which was their pride And now they're singing "Bye, bye, SunOS INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY VS. BUSINESS MANAGEMENT Information Technology vs. Business Management. A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says, "Yes, you're inBEING YOUR OWN BOSS
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STOKELY CONSULTING SOFTWARE & SYSTEM R&D SERVICES We make software & system development projects better! Here are some of the ways we've helped software R&D teams: Web Architecture Tools: Created lightweight toolset to support our Unified Process-based methodology for designing software systems from business requirements through technical specification.Toolset generates maintainable Web architecture documents with notation and cross STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING SITE MAP Pete's Back Yard: A collection of Pete's informal stories, musings and crank mail, including plenty of Critter Stories. The Back Yard steers clear of anything smacking of practical utility, increased productivity or effective Time Management. STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Celeste Stokely received the SAGE Outstanding Achievement Award for 2000 for distributing systems management information through this site. The Lighter Side of System Administration received Link of The Day from UserFriendly.org.: Vote for this site "Top 10 at Sun Guru!" Stokely Consulting is listed as a Cool Site at Sun Guru: UNIX Sysadm Resources is a Cool Site in Open Directory Project'sCOMPUTERS IN MOVIES
The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Computers in Movies Author Unknown Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality.THE DAY SUNOS DIED
They used those Motorola chips Which at the time were really hip And looked upon the world through VME. Their first attempt ran like a pig But is was the start of something big; They called the next one the Sun-2 And though they only sold a few It soon gave birth unto the new Sun-3 which was their pride And now they're singing "Bye, bye, SunOS STOKELY CONSULTINGPETE STOKELY'S BACK YARDRANTING AND RAVINGWE'RE NOT SPAMMINGCONTACTLIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Find out more about Stokely Consulting's Technical Project Management, Product Management, & Engagement Management Services to get your Information Technology projects on track. Our Software Lifecycle Services can provide Perl and PHP programming, QA Automation, data analysis, and system architecture help. We are here to help yousucceed!
STOKELY CONSULTING SOFTWARE & SYSTEM R&D SERVICES We make software & system development projects better! Here are some of the ways we've helped software R&D teams: Web Architecture Tools: Created lightweight toolset to support our Unified Process-based methodology for designing software systems from business requirements through technical specification.Toolset generates maintainable Web architecture documents with notation and cross STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of GOLDEN RULES OF CONSULTING Be the professional's professional. First-time customers buy "what you know" Repeat customers buy "who you are" Be honest about what you can and can not do. Never do or say anything to your customers that you wouldn't want posted to a newsgroup. Be fair in all things, including your written contracts. STOKELY CONSULTING SITE MAP Pete's Back Yard: A collection of Pete's informal stories, musings and crank mail, including plenty of Critter Stories. The Back Yard steers clear of anything smacking of practical utility, increased productivity or effective Time Management. STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. STOKELY CONSULTING SERVICES Celeste Stokely received the SAGE Outstanding Achievement Award for 2000 for distributing systems management information through this site. The Lighter Side of System Administration received Link of The Day from UserFriendly.org.: Vote for this site "Top 10 at Sun Guru!" Stokely Consulting is listed as a Cool Site at Sun Guru: UNIX Sysadm Resources is a Cool Site in Open Directory Project'sCOMPUTERS IN MOVIES
The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Computers in Movies Author Unknown Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences. THOMPSON, RITCHIE AND KERNIGHAN ADMIT THAT UNIX WAS A PRANK The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan admit that Unix was a prank. This piece was found on Usenet. This is fiction, not reality.THE DAY SUNOS DIED
They used those Motorola chips Which at the time were really hip And looked upon the world through VME. Their first attempt ran like a pig But is was the start of something big; They called the next one the Sun-2 And though they only sold a few It soon gave birth unto the new Sun-3 which was their pride And now they're singing "Bye, bye, SunOS STOKELY CONSULTING IT PROJECT MANAGEMENT SERVICES We make Information Technology Projects run better! Our IT and project management services are different because we understand both the technical side and the business side of LIGHTER SIDE CONTENTS Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Sysadm Geekery | Microsoft Bashing | Unix Abuse Internet Adventures | Technological Chaos | Y2K Fun Hey, sometimes we all need to take a break and laugh at ourselves, our jobs, and our so-called lives. PETE STOKELY'S BACK YARD Pete Stokely Pete Stokely, co-founder of Stokely Consulting, currently serves as its Minister of Non-Critical Information. His favorite languages are Perl and English; the balance progressively shifting to the latter in recent years. STOKELY CONSULTING: BREADTH OF VISION IN SUCCESSFUL CONSULTING The difference in this project is that I was able to work with a cranky vendor to get what the client needed, and able to set the client's expectations such that the client knew the project would be delayed, but still had faith in my ability to get the job done. PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Peter F. Stokely 163 14th Trail, Unit B, Cotopaxi CO 81223, (719) 792-0135 peter@stokely.com - http://www.stokely.com Software Quality Assurance, Automation, Design PETE STOKELY, STOKELY CONSULTING, RESUME Text/Webmining Tools: Perl, Make and CLUTO robot and information foraging workbench using Scatter/Gather techniques. (For journalists) Software Tools: Perl, mod_perl and Java tools for analyzing software architectures and requirements. (For a consortium of software architects) Business Assessment and Product Architecture: At request of the Board of Directors, conducted an assessmentMICROSOFT WAITER
The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Microsoft Waiter Author Unknown Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it MANAGEMENT SPEAK TRANSLATION GUIDE The Lighter Side of Sysadm | Ranting & Raving | Pete's Back Yard. Management Speak Translation Guide Collected and originally published in Keep the Joint Running by Bob Lewis . Management Speak: That's very interesting. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't disagree. Translation: I disagree. Management Speak: I don't totallydisagree with you.
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