TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. One thing I don’t understand is people saying that Thor Ragnarok was shitting on brutasha and Age of Ultron. I really didn’t see it like that. In my opinion, what they were doing in Ragnarok made it TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. yesterday I explained to my father how James McAvoy has been sneaking up on me and that title of my favourite actor. Johnny Depp has been my TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. clickthefrog said: Ever since I saw your post about how Paul is a Slytherin I laugh when I see a sorting post that has Paul as a Gryffindor and John as a TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. handaxe: “ somewhere in the United States right now is the first woman president. she is watching this unfold and she is making plans.

”

TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. laufeysons: “*throws a fit* ” Papi went to the Al Pacino chair-throwing school of acting TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE imthatothergoof: “ the-absolute-best-posts: “Unusual rainbows ” The Gays are growing stronger by the minute ” HAPPY FUCKING PRIIIIDE TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. so i’m about to go to sleep but i need to vent my Yentl feels first cuz they are still weighing on me.. let’s talk about Hadass and how utterly fucked over she was. this is killing me. this poor woman. like, first of all, she wasn’t in love with Avigdor. he wasn’t in love with her either. she was a pretty girl who waited on him. he didn’t converse with her. he didn’t care to learn TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. I’m watching Under The Tuscan Sun for Sandra Oh and then before I could even say “oh my god it’s Addison!” they fucking kissed. her first line is even “I’m sorry, things got crazy at the TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE theballadofdevon:. kaddy-kablamo:. cocoscoffee:. Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel” This made my night. this reminds me of this one time my german professor forgot the word for squirrel and called it a rabbit with no ears and long tail TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. One thing I don’t understand is people saying that Thor Ragnarok was shitting on brutasha and Age of Ultron. I really didn’t see it like that. In my opinion, what they were doing in Ragnarok made it TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. yesterday I explained to my father how James McAvoy has been sneaking up on me and that title of my favourite actor. Johnny Depp has been my TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. clickthefrog said: Ever since I saw your post about how Paul is a Slytherin I laugh when I see a sorting post that has Paul as a Gryffindor and John as a TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. handaxe: “ somewhere in the United States right now is the first woman president. she is watching this unfold and she is making plans.

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TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. laufeysons: “*throws a fit* ” Papi went to the Al Pacino chair-throwing school of acting TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE imthatothergoof: “ the-absolute-best-posts: “Unusual rainbows ” The Gays are growing stronger by the minute ” HAPPY FUCKING PRIIIIDE TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. so i’m about to go to sleep but i need to vent my Yentl feels first cuz they are still weighing on me.. let’s talk about Hadass and how utterly fucked over she was. this is killing me. this poor woman. like, first of all, she wasn’t in love with Avigdor. he wasn’t in love with her either. she was a pretty girl who waited on him. he didn’t converse with her. he didn’t care to learn TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. I’m watching Under The Tuscan Sun for Sandra Oh and then before I could even say “oh my god it’s Addison!” they fucking kissed. her first line is even “I’m sorry, things got crazy at the TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE theballadofdevon:. kaddy-kablamo:. cocoscoffee:. Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel” This made my night. this reminds me of this one time my german professor forgot the word for squirrel and called it a rabbit with no ears and long tail TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. My sister said she’s “tail claiming” cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. My sister said she’s “tail claiming” cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. I have not been able to get the “Five Long Years” song from David Harbour’s SNL out of my head all morning. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. reason #743 why The Godfather Part II is a masterpiece (tw: suicide, self-harm) because when Hagen visits Pentangeli at the army barracks where he’s being held, what you hear is this: “ Frank TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. tainted. burdened. damaged. horny. heroine. Tony Stark may be a bitch-ass motherfucker but he is still 100000000000% cooler than Elon Musk. It’s also worth reminding folks that Musk doesn’t know fuck about shit and if you stuck him in a cave with a bunch of spare parts he wouldn’t even be able to build a pulley, never mind a weaponized TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. cute queer Latina. Legal Lolita and rose petal queen. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. reason #743 why The Godfather Part II is a masterpiece (tw: suicide, self-harm) because when Hagen visits Pentangeli at the army barracks where he’s being held, what you hear is this: “ Frank TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE. I have not been able to get the “Five Long Years” song from David Harbour’s SNL out of my head all morning. TAINTED. BURDENED. DAMAGED. HORNY. HEROINE.

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>>  ARIANA GRANDE IS DARKENING HER SKIN AND CHANGING HER FEATURES TO >>  LOOK RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS TO SELL TO A WIDER AUDIENCE AND IT NEEDS >>  TO BE ADDRESSED

>>

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>>  Black people, who invented hip-hop, jazz, and rock and roll, have >>  long been tastemakers of American cool. In many ways, fashion, >>  music, and slang are dictated by black people no matter how little >>  credit they get for it..

>>

>>  In fact:

>>

>>>   _ “Our research shows that black consumer choices have a >>>   ‘cool factor’ that has created a halo effect, influencing >>>   not just consumers of color but the mainstream as well,” said >>>   Cheryl Grace

>>>   ,

>>>   senior vice president of U.S. Strategic Community Alliances and >>>   Consumer Engagement, Nielsen. _

>>

>>  Thus, presumably, IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL AND SELL RECORDS, YOU >>  OUGHT TO START ACTING BLACK. In fact, it’s great if you’re not >>  black and act black because you get THE BENEFITS OF BEING COOL >>  WITHOUT THE BAGGAGE AND LIMITATIONS OF BEING SUBJECTED TO RACISM.

>>

>>  Its what the Kardashians, Iggy, Justin Bieber, Ariana, and alot of >>  other celebrities do in order to rise in popularity as well as be >>  accepted into the black community.

>>

>>    GRANDE’S MUSIC IS LARGELY INFLUENCED BY HIP-HOP AND R&B, >>  meaning that in order to build a fanbase, she needs to court >>  listeners_ (AHEM, BLACK FOLK)_ with those musical preferences. >>  Grande, who is quick to shut down any perceptions about her >>  ethnicity being anything but Italian. MOST PEOPLE PRESUME GRANDE >>  IS LATINX, not necessarily black, when mistaking her race, but I >>  am here to tell you, MOST LATINOS ARE PART BLACK, SIS.

>>

>>  THUS, FOR YEARS, LATINX WOMEN HAVE BEEN SOUNDING THE ALARM: >>  _GRANDE IS DOING BROWN FACE. LOOK AT HER TAN!! LOOK AT HOW SHE >>  SPEAKS! LOOK AT HER MUSIC!_

>>

>>  THE POINT IS: MOST OF US DON’T GET TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH >>  PARTS OF BLACKNESS WE GET TO HAVE — ONLY WHITE FOLKS SEEM TO >>  HAVE THAT LUXURY. AND WE NEED TO GIVE HER THE SAME ENERGY WE GIVE >>  THE KARDASHIANS.

>>

>>  SOURCE

>>

>>

>>  _#STAYWOKE_

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> 7 rings really proved this point too like…I would’ve gotten over > my hurt and moved on but then she released the video and it’s s so

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> fire pit: *Crackles loudly*

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did..

But rewatching Good Omens again for the third time and when Hastur says that “ciao” means “food” in Italian.. the first and seconds time i saw this i thought “that’s funny because ‘food’ is 'cibo’ and he’s really close.” I did not piece together until just now that in the third episode, Famine creates the artificial food substitute called “Chow” which

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> PAUL MCCARTNEY & ELTON JOHN backstage at _nyc concert  _x

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> The way Carrie is looking at ringo is such a mood I can’t even

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>>>>    This 6’3” beauty used to worry about not being able >>>>    to land roles because of her amazing height.

>>>>

>>>>    Now, she’s Harper’s Bazaar’s British Actress of the

>>>>    Year.

>>>>

>>>>    Proud is an understatement. I could already smell your BAFTA >>>>    from here.

>>>

>>>   okay but how dare you show me a picture THAT GLORIOUS AND EPIC >>>   AND BEAUTIFUL????

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>>  all hail our warrior queen

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>>>>>     themodernmaccabee

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>>>>>>      friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

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>>>>>>>       i-am-the-broken-bride >>>>>>>       :

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>>>>>>>>        silent-calling >>>>>>>>        :

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>>>>>>>>>         cumaeansibyl >>>>>>>>>         :

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>>>>>>>>>>          jonlybonlyfromboldlygo >>>>>>>>>>          :

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>>>>>>>>>>>           mother-entropy >>>>>>>>>>>           :

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>>>>>>>>>>>>            saxifraga-x-urbium >>>>>>>>>>>>            :

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>               working-class-worm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>               :

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>                If you have Edison lights you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>                automatically get the guillotine.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>               this place has a burger that’s topped >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>               with like 3 other kinds of meat and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>               tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>              guacamole is offered for $1.75

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>             they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi >>>>>>>>>>>>>             talk to each other but they also want you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>             follow them on Instagram

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>>>>>>>>>>>>            they have a $17 burger that has >>>>>>>>>>>>            “deconstructed” in its description.

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>>>>>>>>>>>           All of the beverages are served in mason jars >>>>>>>>>>>           and the only straws they provide, on request, >>>>>>>>>>>           are dry pasta

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>>>>>>>>>>          Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to >>>>>>>>>>          look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>         Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and >>>>>>>>>         recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie >>>>>>>>>         burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>        The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them >>>>>>>>        are good

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>       those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always >>>>>>>       placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when >>>>>>>       you try to leave.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a >>>>>>      farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well >>>>>>      done

>>>>>

>>>>>     They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead >>>>>     carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their >>>>>     AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 >>>>>     degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that >>>>>     they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can >>>>>     cost up to $5 depending on what you get.

>>>>

>>>>    The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag

>>>

>>>   Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of >>>   the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is >>>   served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices >>>   on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them.

>>

>>  The only place to park nearby is a mostly-empty lot that charges >>  and arm and a leg per hour with a two hour max time, then you have >>  to come back out and pay again.

>>

>>  The street is totally barren and there’s plenty of room to park, >>  but every single storefront has “15-minute parking only!” >>  written out front on an artisanal chalkboard sign.

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>>  incorrect good omens

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> what do you mean _incorrect_ good omens, this is very correct mind

> you

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> blessed_surprise

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>>  ME, AFTER INDULGING IN A NEW OBSESSION SO COMPLETELY I LET IT >>  CONSUME MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT:

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>>  You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as >>  that you can’t be morally grey on this

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> You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or > even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter > to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are,

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