DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Cornmeal Froggies. Cranberry Torte. Dulce de Leche. Guinness Ice Cream. Mocha Bianca Ice Cream. Oatmeal Sesame Cookies (aka Oatmeal Falafel Cookies) Peanut Butter Bites. Strawberry Cobbler. Wacky Peanut

Butter Cookies.

WELCOME TO MILK KOMMUNIKATIONS KO-OPTHE FAQDAN'S FAVORITE RECIPESHOURLY KITTENAWKWARD JS MUSICPINK NOISE EXPLORERFUZZBOY January 3, 2018. I've now been working at Slack Technologies for just over two years, mostly doing work on a new subsystem that has yet to

go into production.

MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COM NUTRITION AND HEALTH: CONDENSED MILK Eagle Brand is truly a health food. It contains all the substances necessary for body growth--protein, fat, carbohydrate, ash constituents and vitamins. The protein in Eagle Brand is more easily digested than protein in fluid milk, due to the process which it undergoes in condensation. It forms a fine flocculent curd in the

stomach in

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM! Furthermore, I've done my research. According to their information website, the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Program ( Wikipedia ) had annual revenues of approximately $103 million in 2012 ( copy of the 2012 report ). They use this to fund various marketing efforts, including a couple of ad campaigns, among other things. MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

BARCODE SERVER

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a

HORSESHOE JOKE

Horseshoe Joke. Subject: The old hand and the horseshoe. From: tim@clovis.UUCP (Tim Bowden) Date: 30 Jan 92 09:30:06 GMT. The blacksmith shop was in the older side of town where the retireds gathered to spit and whittle. They were of the habit of visiting the smithy, though he did not encourage them. DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Cornmeal Froggies. Cranberry Torte. Dulce de Leche. Guinness Ice Cream. Mocha Bianca Ice Cream. Oatmeal Sesame Cookies (aka Oatmeal Falafel Cookies) Peanut Butter Bites. Strawberry Cobbler. Wacky Peanut

Butter Cookies.

WELCOME TO MILK KOMMUNIKATIONS KO-OPTHE FAQDAN'S FAVORITE RECIPESHOURLY KITTENAWKWARD JS MUSICPINK NOISE EXPLORERFUZZBOY January 3, 2018. I've now been working at Slack Technologies for just over two years, mostly doing work on a new subsystem that has yet to

go into production.

MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COM NUTRITION AND HEALTH: CONDENSED MILK Eagle Brand is truly a health food. It contains all the substances necessary for body growth--protein, fat, carbohydrate, ash constituents and vitamins. The protein in Eagle Brand is more easily digested than protein in fluid milk, due to the process which it undergoes in condensation. It forms a fine flocculent curd in the

stomach in

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM! Furthermore, I've done my research. According to their information website, the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Program ( Wikipedia ) had annual revenues of approximately $103 million in 2012 ( copy of the 2012 report ). They use this to fund various marketing efforts, including a couple of ad campaigns, among other things. MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

BARCODE SERVER

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a

HORSESHOE JOKE

Horseshoe Joke. Subject: The old hand and the horseshoe. From: tim@clovis.UUCP (Tim Bowden) Date: 30 Jan 92 09:30:06 GMT. The blacksmith shop was in the older side of town where the retireds gathered to spit and whittle. They were of the habit of visiting the smithy, though he did not encourage them.

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY? Kokopelli is a figure from Native American mythology (mainly from the southwest United States area). He's known as "the hunchback flute player" and also as a general trickster. He's a god of abundance. Apparently there was a historical Kokopelli who traded grain seed for,

FILTER EXPLORER

This is an audio generator tool to explore the timbral quality imparted by applying one of several filters to an incoming signal. The top box is an oscilloscope view which visualizes the waveform, and the bottom box is a harmonic spectrum view. This tool generates white noise at an adjustable amplitude, and allows you to adjust the type

and

DULCE DE LECHE

Remove the label from the can of condensed milk. Poke two vent holes in the top, by using a can opener for example. Put the can into a pot (with the holes up), and fill up the pot with water until it is a quarter inch or so below the top of the can.

WALL O' SHAME

"Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big."-Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear.

HOURLY KITTEN

The Hourly Kitten Twitter account, @hourlykitten, aims to provide you with one properly attributed, Creative Commons licensed, and mind-numbingly adorable kitten image, once an hour, on the hour. Hourly Kitten was created by Dan and Jeremy Bornstein — Dan's idea, Jeremy's code, Dan's kitten curation — over the course of a few days in May and June of 2014.

DJ DANFUZZ - MILK

DJ Danfuzz. DJ Danfuzz spins music in the zone of ambient, noise, trance, ebm, and old school industrial, gigging mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with a couple of short sets in rotation on SomaFM's Drone Zone. Playlists: Drone Zone, 2002-05-14. Drone Zone, 2002-05-07. Drone Zone, 2002-04-17. A Mass Murder (short set) Walking

Without

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a RÉSUMÉ FOR DAN BORNSTEIN Objective. To lead a small- to medium-sized engineering group on an innovative project relating to any or all of my areas of interest, experience, and expertise: object-oriented and object-capability languages and runtimes (including virtual machines), operating systems, and the "redecentralization" space. LEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES! GFX-100 INDOOR TV ``DISH'' ANTENNAS. for only $5. No cable box necessary--uses ``RF'' technology to capture signals right out of the air! Brings in every local VHF and UHF channel from 2 to 83! Legal in all 50 states! No wiring or installation! Works like ordinary pair of ``rabbit ears''! You pay NO cable fees because you're NOT getting

cable!!!

DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Cornmeal Froggies. Cranberry Torte. Dulce de Leche. Guinness Ice Cream. Mocha Bianca Ice Cream. Oatmeal Sesame Cookies (aka Oatmeal Falafel Cookies) Peanut Butter Bites. Strawberry Cobbler. Wacky Peanut

Butter Cookies.

MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COMMILK STREET TV RECIPESMILK MAKEUP OFFICIAL WEBSITEMILK MAKEUP COSMETICSMILK BREADMILK AND DAIRY PRODUCTSMILK BAR

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM!GOT MILK AD CAMPAIGN HISTORYI GOT MILKFIRST GOT MILK COMMERCIALYOU VE GOT MILK ADSALMOND MILKOAT MILK Furthermore, I've done my research. According to their information website, the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Program ( Wikipedia ) had annual revenues of approximately $103 million in 2012 ( copy of the 2012 report ). They use this to fund various marketing efforts, including a couple of ad campaigns, among other things.

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

THE FUZZBOY PAGE

The Fuzzboy Page. Buy the CD. In March of 2007, Solipsists Unite! released the new Fuzzboy album Manipulated Field Recordings with Li’l Marshall, now available at CD Baby, on Apple’s iTunes Music Store, and at many record stores (though you will probably have to special order it). This is the first Fuzzboy release in over a decade,

and the

FILTER EXPLORER

This is an audio generator tool to explore the timbral quality imparted by applying one of several filters to an incoming signal. The top box is an oscilloscope view which visualizes the waveform, and the bottom box is a harmonic spectrum view. This tool generates white noise at an adjustable amplitude, and allows you to adjust the type

and

WALL O' SHAME

Wall O' Shame. "Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big." -Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear.

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Cornmeal Froggies. Cranberry Torte. Dulce de Leche. Guinness Ice Cream. Mocha Bianca Ice Cream. Oatmeal Sesame Cookies (aka Oatmeal Falafel Cookies) Peanut Butter Bites. Strawberry Cobbler. Wacky Peanut

Butter Cookies.

MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COMMILK STREET TV RECIPESMILK MAKEUP OFFICIAL WEBSITEMILK MAKEUP COSMETICSMILK BREADMILK AND DAIRY PRODUCTSMILK BAR

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM!GOT MILK AD CAMPAIGN HISTORYI GOT MILKFIRST GOT MILK COMMERCIALYOU VE GOT MILK ADSALMOND MILKOAT MILK Furthermore, I've done my research. According to their information website, the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Program ( Wikipedia ) had annual revenues of approximately $103 million in 2012 ( copy of the 2012 report ). They use this to fund various marketing efforts, including a couple of ad campaigns, among other things.

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

THE FUZZBOY PAGE

The Fuzzboy Page. Buy the CD. In March of 2007, Solipsists Unite! released the new Fuzzboy album Manipulated Field Recordings with Li’l Marshall, now available at CD Baby, on Apple’s iTunes Music Store, and at many record stores (though you will probably have to special order it). This is the first Fuzzboy release in over a decade,

and the

FILTER EXPLORER

This is an audio generator tool to explore the timbral quality imparted by applying one of several filters to an incoming signal. The top box is an oscilloscope view which visualizes the waveform, and the bottom box is a harmonic spectrum view. This tool generates white noise at an adjustable amplitude, and allows you to adjust the type

and

WALL O' SHAME

Wall O' Shame. "Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big." -Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear.

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY? Kokopelli is a figure from Native American mythology (mainly from the southwest United States area). He's known as "the hunchback flute player" and also as a general trickster. He's a god of abundance. Apparently there was a historical Kokopelli who traded grain seed for,

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame.

BARCODE SERVER

Barcode Server. Fill in the field below with a 7-, 8-, 12- or 13-digit number for a barcode, y'know, like the ones you see on food, CDs, and books. If you want to have the server generate a checksum for you, then just replace the last digit with a question mark ("?").

WALL O' SHAME

Wall O' Shame. "Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big." -Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear. THE J. RANDOM HUMOR ARCHIVE The J. Random Humor Archive This is a bunch of humor bits I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net.

HOURLY KITTEN

The Hourly Kitten Twitter account, @hourlykitten, aims to provide you with one properly attributed, Creative Commons licensed, and mind-numbingly adorable kitten image, once an hour, on the hour. Hourly Kitten was created by Dan and Jeremy Bornstein — Dan's idea, Jeremy's code, Dan's kitten curation — over the course of a few days in May and June of 2014.

DJ DANFUZZ - MILK

DJ Danfuzz. DJ Danfuzz spins music in the zone of ambient, noise, trance, ebm, and old school industrial, gigging mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with a couple of short sets in rotation on SomaFM's Drone Zone. Playlists: Drone Zone, 2002-05-14. Drone Zone, 2002-05-07. Drone Zone, 2002-04-17. A Mass Murder (short set) Walking

Without

DAN BORNSTEIN

More recently, I was at Electric Communities (aka Communities.com, may she R.I.P.) for about two years, working on their Java extensions known as E. In 1998, I cofounded Xigo with my brother Jeremy and my good friend Lenny. It was pretty fun and the business was a

HORSESHOE JOKE

Horseshoe Joke. Subject: The old hand and the horseshoe. From: tim@clovis.UUCP (Tim Bowden) Date: 30 Jan 92 09:30:06 GMT. The blacksmith shop was in the older side of town where the retireds gathered to spit and whittle. They were of the habit of visiting the smithy, though he did not encourage them. PICTURES OF DAN: HIPTOP Pictures of Dan: Hiptop. These are all pictures taken on my Danger hiptop. The ones from earlier in the year were taken with the old 120x90 pixel camera, but the later ones were taken with the newer 320x240 camera and may be enlarged by selecting the image. DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Dan's Favorite Recipes. In case you couldn't tell, I'm big on desserts. Desserts. Chocolate In-Betweens; Cornmeal Froggies; Cranberry Torte; Dulce de Leche

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COMMILK STREET TV RECIPESMILK MAKEUP OFFICIAL WEBSITEMILK MAKEUP COSMETICSMILK BREADMILK AND DAIRY PRODUCTSMILK BAR

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. NUTRITION AND HEALTH: CONDENSED MILK CONDENSED MILK These various experiences in dealing with malnutrition all have one essential feature in common--the use of condensed milk. This food proved equally valuable in relief work among war refugees and in the treatment of public school children of New York. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM!GOT MILK AD CAMPAIGN HISTORYI GOT MILKFIRST GOT MILK COMMERCIALYOU VE GOT MILK ADSALMOND MILKOAT MILK People occasionally email me about buying the domain milk.com from me. I used to respond to such requests with, "How much are you offering?" These days, if you don't mention a MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

THE FUZZBOY PAGE

Buy the CD. In March of 2007, Solipsists Unite! released the new Fuzzboy album Manipulated Field Recordings with Li’l Marshall, now available at CD Baby, on Apple’s iTunes Music Store, and at many record stores (though you will probably have to special order it).This is the first Fuzzboy release in over a decade, and the first full-length Fuzzboy album ever.

FILTER EXPLORER

What is this? This is an audio generator tool to explore the timbral quality imparted by applying one of several filters to an incoming

signal.

WALL O' SHAME

"Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big."-Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear. DAN'S FAVORITE RECIPES Dan's Favorite Recipes. In case you couldn't tell, I'm big on desserts. Desserts. Chocolate In-Betweens; Cornmeal Froggies; Cranberry Torte; Dulce de Leche

MILK: THE FAQ

Milk: The FAQ. Occasionally, our adoring public has a salient question. Here are the most frequently asked, along with clear, concise answers. Please only send mail if your question has not already been answered on this page. MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY?SEE MORE ON MILK.COMMILK STREET TV RECIPESMILK MAKEUP OFFICIAL WEBSITEMILK MAKEUP COSMETICSMILK BREADMILK AND DAIRY PRODUCTSMILK BAR

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. NUTRITION AND HEALTH: CONDENSED MILK CONDENSED MILK These various experiences in dealing with malnutrition all have one essential feature in common--the use of condensed milk. This food proved equally valuable in relief work among war refugees and in the treatment of public school children of New York. MILK: I GOT MILK.COM!GOT MILK AD CAMPAIGN HISTORYI GOT MILKFIRST GOT MILK COMMERCIALYOU VE GOT MILK ADSALMOND MILKOAT MILK People occasionally email me about buying the domain milk.com from me. I used to respond to such requests with, "How much are you offering?" These days, if you don't mention a MIMU - MILKAWKWARD JS MUSICFILTER EXPLORERPINK NOISE EXPLORERTRIANGLE WAVE EXPLORERSEE MORE ON MILK.COM

THE FUZZBOY PAGE

Buy the CD. In March of 2007, Solipsists Unite! released the new Fuzzboy album Manipulated Field Recordings with Li’l Marshall, now available at CD Baby, on Apple’s iTunes Music Store, and at many record stores (though you will probably have to special order it).This is the first Fuzzboy release in over a decade, and the first full-length Fuzzboy album ever.

FILTER EXPLORER

What is this? This is an audio generator tool to explore the timbral quality imparted by applying one of several filters to an incoming

signal.

WALL O' SHAME

"Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big."-Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear.

TRUE STORIES

True Stories. These are true and generally humorous or poignant stories that I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net, but not really shameful, or they'd end up on the Wall O' Shame. MILK: WHAT'S THAT LOGO, ANYWAY? The Short Answer. It's a stylized milk carton, with a picture of Kokopelli on it. The Long Answer. It's a stylized milk carton, with a picture of Kokopelli on it.

BARCODE SERVER

Fill in the field below with a 7-, 8-, 12- or 13-digit number for a barcode, y'know, like the ones you see on food, CDs, and books. If you want to have the server generate a checksum for you, then just replace the last digit with a question mark ("?").

WALL O' SHAME

"Before I read the Wall O' Shame, my vocabulary was small. Now, it's big."-Satisfied customer Alan Asper. This is my attempt to characterize the erosion of our world by displaying true stories and tidbits that are just too nonlinear. THE J. RANDOM HUMOR ARCHIVE The J. Random Humor Archive This is a bunch of humor bits I've picked up over the ages, mostly off the 'net.

HOURLY KITTEN

The Hourly Kitten Twitter account, @hourlykitten, aims to provide you with one properly attributed, Creative Commons licensed, and mind-numbingly adorable kitten image, once an hour, on the hour. Hourly Kitten was created by Dan and Jeremy Bornstein — Dan's idea, Jeremy's code, Dan's kitten curation — over the course of a few days in May and June of 2014.

DAN BORNSTEIN

Dan Bornstein (a.k.a. Danfuzz, for mysterious reasons) A bunch of fun stuff cleverly disguised as a web service; Contact me / Twitter / GitHub / StackOverflow; Random bits of prose / slice o' my life Words And Pictures; The Good, The Bad, and The Danfuzz.

DJ DANFUZZ - MILK

DJ Danfuzz spins music in the zone of ambient, noise, trance, ebm, and old school industrial, gigging mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with a couple of short sets in rotation on SomaFM's Drone Zone..

Playlists:

HORSESHOE JOKE

The blacksmith shop was in the older side of town where the retireds gathered to spit and whittle. They were of the habit of visiting the smithy, though he did not encourage them. PICTURES OF DAN: HIPTOP Pictures of Dan: Hiptop. These are all pictures taken on my Danger hiptop. The ones from earlier in the year were taken with the old 120x90 pixel camera, but the later ones were taken with the newer 320x240 camera and may be enlarged by selecting the image. WELCOME TO MILK KOMMUNIKATIONS KO-OP YOUR LACTOSE PIPELINE.

ESTABLISHED 1994.

_We love marmots._

Main Contents

* Danfuzz's Home Page * Mimu: Music Demos and Library

* AWKward JS Music

* Filter Explorer

* Pink Noise

Explorer

* Triangle

Wave Explorer

*

Barcode Server

* Dan's Favorite Recipes * Fuzzboy (Danfuzz produces music, a.k.a. Blatant

Self-Promotion)

* DJ Danfuzz (a.k.a. More Blatant Self-Promotion) * The J. Random Humor Archive

* True Stories

* Wall O' Shame

Metainformation

* The Milk FAQ

* About the Milk Logo

* Not For Sale

* Milk Feedback

Milk.com Publication Network * Does the universe exist?

* Hourly Kitten

* Postham

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MILK NEWS

JANUARY 3, 2018

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