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47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A Russian, a Mexican, and a Chinese man all show up to a construction site and get hired. The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Chinese man is in charge of supplies. 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 39 FUNNY BIBLE RIDDLES 39 Funny Bible Riddles. Try these funny Bible riddles. Remember – every answer is a humorous one! 1. Who was the smartest man in theBible?
15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted “God help me!”, and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. 56 SIZZLING IT'S SO HOT JOKES! Funny It’s So Hot Jokes. It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk. It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife. 25 HILARIOUS MORNING JOKES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY! This morning I got up out of bed and then looked out of my window to see what the weather was like. I saw a guy in a black hooded robe who was trying to clear the frost off his car with a scythe, so I thought I’d do the neighborly thing and go out and help him. 80 REALLY BAD DAD JOKES SO TERRIBLE THEY'RE FUNNY! It seems that once they reach a certain age, all fathers start to tell really bad Dad jokes. Maybe they do it just to wind their kids up who don’t really want to hear a joke, or 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES Hay, we’re not counting our chickens, but we reckon these are the best farmer jokes and farm jokes you’ll find anywhere.They’re definitely not corny.In fact, they’re outstanding in their field. So we hope you enjoy this bumper crop of funny farmer jokes and farmjokes.
47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A Russian, a Mexican, and a Chinese man all show up to a construction site and get hired. The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Chinese man is in charge of supplies. 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 39 FUNNY BIBLE RIDDLES 39 Funny Bible Riddles. Try these funny Bible riddles. Remember – every answer is a humorous one! 1. Who was the smartest man in theBible?
15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted “God help me!”, and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY Here at LaffGaff, we publish a new joke of the day every 24 hours. So there's always a new daily joke waiting for you. Visit us daily foryour laughs!
47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A Russian, a Mexican, and a Chinese man all show up to a construction site and get hired. The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Chinese man is in charge of supplies. 40 FUN FREE MULTIPLE CHOICE TRIVIA QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! Multiple choice trivia questions have the advantage that if you don’t know the answer, it’s easier to guess! If you’ve conquered all our other free trivia questions, try out this bumper collection of 40 multiple choice trivia questions (with answers).There are 4 rounds of 10 questions each. How many can you get right? 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES Hay, we’re not counting our chickens, but we reckon these are the best farmer jokes and farm jokes you’ll find anywhere.They’re definitely not corny.In fact, they’re outstanding in their field. So we hope you enjoy this bumper crop of funny farmer jokes and farmjokes.
65 FUNNY CHICKEN JOKES AND PUNS Chicken Puns And Jokes. If you enjoyed our collection of funny chicken puns and jokes, why not check out the rest of our site for lots more animal jokes, including our 15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 28 FUNNY INSURANCE JOKES AND BONUS ONE LINERS Insurance is not normally a laughing matter and jokes and humor are not something that is usually associated with the insurance business. However, there is always laughter to be found somewhere and so here is a collection of our favorite funny insurance jokes and one liners. 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted “God help me!”, and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. 80 REALLY BAD DAD JOKES SO TERRIBLE THEY'RE FUNNY! 27. The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There’s absolutely no point to it. 28. There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There’s nothing left but de Brie. 29. Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. 56 SIZZLING IT'S SO HOT JOKES! It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home. It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. 26 FUN TRICKY RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS FOR ADULTS AND TEENS! Test your logical thinking with these challenging riddles for adults and teens. For each one, click “Show answer” to reveal the solution. Good luck! 1. What has to be broken before it can be used? Show answer. An egg. 2. Jimmy’s mother had three children. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket. 47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos. He asks him what it is. The worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”. The hillbilly is impressed so he gets one and brings it in the next day. 60 FUNNY CHEESE JOKES AND PUNS 60 Very Cheesy Jokes. These funny cheese jokes should be gouda-nough for anyone! 1. Cheese Factory. A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de Brie. 2. Mature Cheese Joke. I was walking down the street the other day when this kid threw some cheeseat me.
40 FUNNY TEACHER JOKES & PUNS I hate being a teacher. The teacher says to her class one day, “Give me a sentence starting with an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “I is ”. The teacher interrupts and says, “Stop! You never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. You should always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the 40 FUN FREE TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR KIDS WITH ANSWERS! These trivia questions for kids are sure to keep even the brightest young minds entertained and challenged. After all, why should adults get all the quizzing fun? Here we have a range of questions varying in difficulty from the easy to the not-so-easy. 39 FUNNY BIBLE RIDDLES 39 Funny Bible Riddles. Try these funny Bible riddles. Remember – every answer is a humorous one! 1. Who was the smartest man in theBible?
26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr 80 REALLY BAD DAD JOKES SO TERRIBLE THEY'RE FUNNY! 27. The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There’s absolutely no point to it. 28. There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There’s nothing left but de Brie. 29. Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. 56 SIZZLING IT'S SO HOT JOKES! It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home. It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. 26 FUN TRICKY RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS FOR ADULTS AND TEENS! Test your logical thinking with these challenging riddles for adults and teens. For each one, click “Show answer” to reveal the solution. Good luck! 1. What has to be broken before it can be used? Show answer. An egg. 2. Jimmy’s mother had three children. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket. 47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos. He asks him what it is. The worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”. The hillbilly is impressed so he gets one and brings it in the next day. 60 FUNNY CHEESE JOKES AND PUNS 60 Very Cheesy Jokes. These funny cheese jokes should be gouda-nough for anyone! 1. Cheese Factory. A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de Brie. 2. Mature Cheese Joke. I was walking down the street the other day when this kid threw some cheeseat me.
40 FUNNY TEACHER JOKES & PUNS I hate being a teacher. The teacher says to her class one day, “Give me a sentence starting with an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “I is ”. The teacher interrupts and says, “Stop! You never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. You should always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the 40 FUN FREE TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR KIDS WITH ANSWERS! These trivia questions for kids are sure to keep even the brightest young minds entertained and challenged. After all, why should adults get all the quizzing fun? Here we have a range of questions varying in difficulty from the easy to the not-so-easy. 39 FUNNY BIBLE RIDDLES 39 Funny Bible Riddles. Try these funny Bible riddles. Remember – every answer is a humorous one! 1. Who was the smartest man in theBible?
26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket. 26 FUN TRICKY RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS FOR ADULTS AND TEENS! Test your logical thinking with these challenging riddles for adults and teens. For each one, click “Show answer” to reveal the solution. Good luck! 1. What has to be broken before it can be used? Show answer. An egg. 2. Jimmy’s mother had three children. 40 FUNNY TEACHER JOKES & PUNS I hate being a teacher. The teacher says to her class one day, “Give me a sentence starting with an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “I is ”. The teacher interrupts and says, “Stop! You never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. You should always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.”. Little Johnny says, “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 65 FUNNY CHICKEN JOKES AND PUNS 15. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer. 16. A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 28 FUNNY INSURANCE JOKES AND BONUS ONE LINERS Insurance is not normally a laughing matter and jokes and humor are not something that is usually associated with the insurance business. However, there is always laughter to be found somewhere and so here is a collection of our favorite funny insurance jokes and one liners. 26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr 18 FUNNY MOTORCYCLE JOKES (BIKE AND BIKER JOKES) This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door. The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, who’s covered in tattoos. “I’d liked to join your club,” says the little old lady. The biker is amused by this and decides to 15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 80 REALLY BAD DAD JOKES SO TERRIBLE THEY'RE FUNNY! 27. The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There’s absolutely no point to it. 28. There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There’s nothing left but de Brie. 29. Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 56 SIZZLING IT'S SO HOT JOKES! It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home. It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket.40 FUNNY BURN JOKES
Best Burn Jokes. You’d need twice the brains to qualify as a half-wit. You have the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard, that is. What you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for in stupidity. You’re listed in Who’s Who as What’s That. God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth. I couldn’t stop thinkingabout you
47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos. He asks him what it is. The worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”. The hillbilly is impressed so he gets one and brings it in the next day. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist commits suicide and is surprised to find himself in heaven. “Wow,” he says to God, “you know I didn’t expect to be here. I’m an atheist and on top of that I thought you’re not supposed to go to heaven if you kill yourself.”. “No, it’s okay,” says God. “I’ve thought about suicide myself.”. “Really?” asks 26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr 80 REALLY BAD DAD JOKES SO TERRIBLE THEY'RE FUNNY! 27. The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There’s absolutely no point to it. 28. There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There’s nothing left but de Brie. 29. Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. 11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 56 SIZZLING IT'S SO HOT JOKES! It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home. It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket.40 FUNNY BURN JOKES
Best Burn Jokes. You’d need twice the brains to qualify as a half-wit. You have the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard, that is. What you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for in stupidity. You’re listed in Who’s Who as What’s That. God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth. I couldn’t stop thinkingabout you
47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos. He asks him what it is. The worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”. The hillbilly is impressed so he gets one and brings it in the next day. 75+ FUNNY BANJO JOKES, PUNS AND ONE LINERS! Funny banjo jokes and one liners have long been popular among other musicians. And we apologize in advance if you happen to be a banjo player and don't like banjo jokes! But absolutely no offence is intended, and so here's a collection of our favorite banjo jokes. 15 FUNNY ICE BREAKER JOKES (FOR SPEECHES, MEETINGS, DATES) Whether you’re making a speech, hosting a staff meeting, at a party, on a first date, or just meeting someone new, humor is a great way to break the ice.It’s always good to have a some go-to funny jokes you can rely on, and so to help you out here’s a collection of our favorite funny ice breaker jokes that are perfect for any occasion. 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist commits suicide and is surprised to find himself in heaven. “Wow,” he says to God, “you know I didn’t expect to be here. I’m an atheist and on top of that I thought you’re not supposed to go to heaven if you kill yourself.”. “No, it’s okay,” says God. “I’ve thought about suicide myself.”. “Really?” asks 26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY April 17, 2021 by laffgaff. Two cowboys are lost in the desert and are on the point of starvation. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree! We’re saved!”. He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was aham bush.
11 FUNNY CLASSIC JOKES Some classic jokes are just golden not olden. They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they're retold. Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time. 70+ FUNNY FARMER JOKES An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond one day when he came across a frog. He reached down, picked the frog up, and started to put it in his pocket. As he did so, the frog said, “Kiss me on the lips and I’ll turn into a beautiful farmers wife.”. The old farmer carried on putting the frog in his pocket. 26 BEST PICK UP LINES EVER If you’ve browsed our site, you’ve no doubt already enjoyed our funny pick up lines and our dirty pick up lines amongst others. Well now we proudly present what we consider to be the best pick up lines ever!. So make a mental note of these lines and get your game in play!We hope you enjoy this collection of the best pick up lines ever. 25 HILARIOUS MORNING JOKES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY! First thing this morning there was a tap on my door. My plumber has a funny sense of humor. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me. This guy arrives home at seven o’clock in the morning, stinking of whiskey, to find his angry wifewaiting for him.
47 FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOKES & CONSTRUCTION WORKER JOKES! A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos. He asks him what it is. The worker says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”. The hillbilly is impressed so he gets one and brings it in the next day. 40 FUN FREE TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR KIDS WITH ANSWERS! These trivia questions for kids are sure to keep even the brightest young minds entertained and challenged. After all, why should adults get all the quizzing fun? Here we have a range of questions varying in difficulty from the easy to the not-so-easy. 18 FUNNY MOTORCYCLE JOKES (BIKE AND BIKER JOKES) This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door. The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, who’s covered in tattoos. “I’d liked to join your club,” says the little old lady. The biker is amused by this and decides to 26 FUNNY WELDER JOKES & PUNS Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”. When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr 27 FUNNY ATHEIST JOKES AND PUNS An atheist commits suicide and is surprised to find himself in heaven. “Wow,” he says to God, “you know I didn’t expect to be here. I’m an atheist and on top of that I thought you’re not supposed to go to heaven if you kill yourself.”. “No, it’s okay,” says God. “I’ve thought about suicide myself.”. “Really?” asks* About Us
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