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THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
APTONYM AND APTRONYM JOE-KS An aptonym is the term used for “people whose names and occupations or situations have a close correspondence.”. The name “aptonym” is a compound word which consists of the adjective “apt” (from Latin via Middle English) meaning “exactly suitable, or appropriate.”. The second part of this word comes from the Greek“onuma
CUP NAP | JOE-KS.COM A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comesCANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
FORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: HALLOWEEN TRANSFORMERS Halloween Decorations: Master Level . So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel ButlerTHE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
APTONYM AND APTRONYM JOE-KS An aptonym is the term used for “people whose names and occupations or situations have a close correspondence.”. The name “aptonym” is a compound word which consists of the adjective “apt” (from Latin via Middle English) meaning “exactly suitable, or appropriate.”. The second part of this word comes from the Greek“onuma
CUP NAP | JOE-KS.COM A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comesCANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
FORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.COUNTER FITTER
The counterfeit trinity is me, myself, and I. - Edwin L Cole. The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw. Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne. Suspended Sentence: One where the prisoner is hanged - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In my country we go to prison first and then become president.GREAT SCOTT!
Doc Brown sets the flux capacitor date for 2021. 17-year-old high school student Marty McFly is accidentally sent thirty years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, eccentric scientist Doc Brown. Fame is the thirst of youth. - LordByron.
THE EYE OF A NEEDLE
A: The Persians expressed the concept of the impossible by saying it would be easier to put an elephant through the eye of a needle. The camel was a Jewish adaptation, since the camel was the largest animal in Palestine. Some theorize that the needle Jesus was speaking of was the Needle Gate (see above), a low and narrow after-hours entrance HALLOWEEN TRANSFORMERS Halloween Decorations: Master Level . So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel ButlerDOG PROTEIN
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WORLD'S OLDEST MENORAH The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison. Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout historypower has
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JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.AGING HIKER
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Friendship is a sheltering tree. - SamuelTaylor Coleridge
THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comes CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.AGING HIKER
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Friendship is a sheltering tree. - SamuelTaylor Coleridge
THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comes CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
DOG PROTEIN
Dog Protein Repeat after me: I will not eat any more bees!TRANSFORMERS GARAGE
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COMMANDMENT KEEPERS
Decalogue Discernment - keeping the Old Testament Law . The Ten Commandments (aka Decalogue), are a set of biblical principles that play a fundamental role in Judaism and Christianity, appearing twice in the Hebrew Bible, at Deuteronomy 5:6–21 and Exodus 20:2–17.| JOE-KS.COM
Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Aging | Air | Alligator | Anagrams | Animals | Anniversary | Aptonyms | Archives | Army | Art | Babies | Bad Gas | Bald | Bar APTONYM AND APTRONYM JOE-KS An aptonym is the term used for “people whose names and occupations or situations have a close correspondence.”. The name “aptonym” is a compound word which consists of the adjective “apt” (from Latin via Middle English) meaning “exactly suitable, or appropriate.”. The second part of this word comes from the Greek“onuma
MINDIANS | JOE-KS.COM Minions are small, yellow, pill-shaped creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most villainous masters. Despic-Hay-Bale Me. Despicable Wood Stove. Filet Minion. MinionHotHead.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.LECTURE MEAL
A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. -MUSIC ILLUSION
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw. Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy. We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.DUSTPAN WATERFALL
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock. Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.AGING HIKER
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Friendship is a sheltering tree. - SamuelTaylor Coleridge
THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comes CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.AGING HIKER
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Friendship is a sheltering tree. - SamuelTaylor Coleridge
THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BABYSIT Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown. God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb. Success is the good fortune that comes CHOOSE A URINAL CHALLENGE The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or. straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, use a stall with a door! Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: NO Talking, unless it's a good friendbut
DOG PROTEIN
Dog Protein Repeat after me: I will not eat any more bees!TRANSFORMERS GARAGE
Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Transformers Garage Inspiration in the robot workshop. Cicada Man Halloween Transformers 2MNYTLSLicense Plate
COMMANDMENT KEEPERS
Decalogue Discernment - keeping the Old Testament Law . The Ten Commandments (aka Decalogue), are a set of biblical principles that play a fundamental role in Judaism and Christianity, appearing twice in the Hebrew Bible, at Deuteronomy 5:6–21 and Exodus 20:2–17.| JOE-KS.COM
Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Aging | Air | Alligator | Anagrams | Animals | Anniversary | Aptonyms | Archives | Army | Art | Babies | Bad Gas | Bald | Bar APTONYM AND APTRONYM JOE-KS An aptonym is the term used for “people whose names and occupations or situations have a close correspondence.”. The name “aptonym” is a compound word which consists of the adjective “apt” (from Latin via Middle English) meaning “exactly suitable, or appropriate.”. The second part of this word comes from the Greek“onuma
MINDIANS | JOE-KS.COM Minions are small, yellow, pill-shaped creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most villainous masters. Despic-Hay-Bale Me. Despicable Wood Stove. Filet Minion. MinionHotHead.
EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.LECTURE MEAL
A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. -MUSIC ILLUSION
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw. Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy. We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.DUSTPAN WATERFALL
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock. Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
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A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
3 STAGES OF A MAN'S LIFE Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar. The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka. God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck. Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown. Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.TREE OVERSIGHT
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Luck never gives; it only lends. CHINESE MUSIC SCHOOL Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen. Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston. Music isLECTURE MEAL
A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - TILE HOUSE | JOE-KS.COM Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk. Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the wholecountry has to
EGG COUCH | JOE-KS.COM Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown. You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch. I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs.A WOMAN'S MIND
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck. For marriage to be a success, every woman andSTEEP STEPS
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire. The function of prayer is not to influence God,but rather to
ATTENTION SPAN
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn. The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker. The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg.METRIC CLOCK
Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
3 STAGES OF A MAN'S LIFE Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar. The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka. God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck. Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown. Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.TREE OVERSIGHT
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Luck never gives; it only lends. CHINESE MUSIC SCHOOL Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen. Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston. Music isLECTURE MEAL
A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - TILE HOUSE | JOE-KS.COM Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk. Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the wholecountry has to
EGG COUCH | JOE-KS.COM Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown. You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch. I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs.A WOMAN'S MIND
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck. For marriage to be a success, every woman andSTEEP STEPS
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire. The function of prayer is not to influence God,but rather to
ATTENTION SPAN
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn. The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker. The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg.METRIC CLOCK
Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
3 STAGES OF A MAN'S LIFE Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar. The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka. God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck. Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown. Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.TREE OVERSIGHT
Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Luck never gives; it only lends. CHINESE MUSIC SCHOOL Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen. Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston. Music isLECTURE MEAL
A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - TILE HOUSE | JOE-KS.COM Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk. Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the wholecountry has to
EGG COUCH | JOE-KS.COM Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown. You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch. I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs.A WOMAN'S MIND
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck. For marriage to be a success, every woman andSTEEP STEPS
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire. The function of prayer is not to influence God,but rather to
ATTENTION SPAN
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn. The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker. The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg.METRIC CLOCK
Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly. If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG.CANADA DAY QUIZ
Canada Day Quiz - How Well Do You Know Canada? 1. What is the name of Canada's spoof political party? I Don't Know Hippopotamus Party Albertosaurus Party Rhinoceros Party Gopher Party. 2. A Calgary red-eye is I Don't Know An overnight flight from Calgary to Halifax A tourist who has stayed up all night partying at the Stampede A drinkof
JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH!JOE-KSPUZZLESWORD PLAYCALENDARSMISCABOUT US Joe-ks.com #1 humor site on the 'net. Scroll By: JOE-KS.COM - LARGEST SOURCE OF INTERNET HUMOUR, EH! Trivia Section. This is the only one of the five Great Lakes entirely in United States. In 1939 his Hyde Park, New York presidential library became 1st to be separate from Library of Congress. Boston's Green Monster is in this baseball stadium. 18th Century English feminist Mary Wollstonecraft was the mother of this Frankenstein author.THE EMPRESS
Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com. In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler. You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry theCable Guy.
PAUL BUNYAN LOAD
Logging in the good old days. “September, 1952 This is the famous 'Paul Bunyan Load' that was hauled off highway into Union Lumber Company's plant in Ft. Bragg, Ca. The truck was Roy Stoddard #24, a 1949 Peterbilt 390 Off Hwy. truck with 12 foot bunks that had adjustable 'Rossi Chocks.'. The 40 foot logs were 7, 8, and 9 feet indiameter
HORN GUY | JOE-KS.COM Bill often has bad hair days. Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) A Real Cowboy Has No Fear. All White Meat. Amish Friends. Beef Teeth. Breeding Bulls. Canadian Cow: Whole Stein. Car-Eating Cow.FORTUNE COOKIES
A short stranger will soon enter your life in bed. A short trip is favoured at this time in bed. A small act of charity will go a long way in bed. A sudden change in plans will lead to good fortune in bed. A tantalizing new prospect will come your way in bed. A television program will give you great impetus in bed. EARLY MORNING CONVERSATION Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert. Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.I LIED | JOE-KS.COM
According to folklore, if it's cloudy when a groundhog emerges from its burrow on February 2nd, then spring will come early; if it is sunny, the groundhog will supposedly see its shadow and retreat back into its burrow, and the winter weather will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in PunxsutawneyFORD QUADRICYCLE
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Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to Toggle navigation Joe-ks.com* Joe-ks
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