NINJA BURGERHOMEABOUTMENUSTOREORDERNINJA BURGER Ninja Burger is the world's original premier fast food delivery service, founded in 1954 in order to cater to an exclusive set of clientele who sought good food, fast service, and above all else discretion. The company opened its doors to the general public in 1999 with the launch of the Ninja Burger website.

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Ninja-To Go is a simple little board game designed to be played between other, more fun games while you're waiting for other people to show up or get out of the bathroom or whatnot. From 2 to 8 players pick a ninja, then race to make deliveries and kill one another. The winner is the last surviving ninja, or the first to accrue enough

points.

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Ninja Burger Order Form. Ordering from Ninja Burger is simple! We already know where you are, so there's no need to enter an address. We can deliver anywhere, so unlocking doors or deactivating security systems is not necessary. And we make payment simple and secure -- you don't even need to worry about how much it costs until we deliver.

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Classic Ninja Combo. For those who prefer the way things used to be. Includes a Classic Ninja Burger, Classic Ninja Fries, and Classic Ninja Cola, with your choice of dipping sauce. Delivered in your choice of classic white or stealth black packaging. $10.

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DriveThru RPG DriveThru RPG is the world's largest RPG download store, and your primary source for the Ninja Burger RPG and related products. In addition to downloadable and print-on-demand versions of the Ninja Burger 2nd Edition RPG, DTRPG also offers a variety of Ninja Burger products including the Ninja To-Go Bored Game, Comic Books, and more.

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Classic Ninja Cola. For those who prefer the way things used to be. A 16 oz. beverage of an undisclosed brand of cola containing real ninja sugar extracted from real ninja. Served in your choice of classic white or stealth black cup, with just the right amount of the finest free-range artisanal ice. $3.

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Ninja Fries. A standard ninja portion of hot and crispy french fries, cooked in the rendered fat of our enemies. Comes with your choice of dipping sauce: Secret Sauce, Szechuan Sauce, or Wasabi Ketchup.

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Comics. Through the years Ninja Burger has been proud to present a variety of web comics, all related to ninja and Ninja Burger. Several of these are presented here.

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Ninja Burger Contact Form. Want to tell us how awesome we are? Have some feedback on the site? Want to ask about Ninja Burger merchandise?

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â–¸ Contact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal StuffContact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal Stuff The N.B. Crew (2002 NINJA BURGERHOMEABOUTMENUSTOREORDERNINJA BURGER Ninja Burger is the world's original premier fast food delivery service, founded in 1954 in order to cater to an exclusive set of clientele who sought good food, fast service, and above all else discretion. The company opened its doors to the general public in 1999 with the launch of the Ninja Burger website.

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Ninja-To Go is a simple little board game designed to be played between other, more fun games while you're waiting for other people to show up or get out of the bathroom or whatnot. From 2 to 8 players pick a ninja, then race to make deliveries and kill one another. The winner is the last surviving ninja, or the first to accrue enough

points.

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Ninja Burger Order Form. Ordering from Ninja Burger is simple! We already know where you are, so there's no need to enter an address. We can deliver anywhere, so unlocking doors or deactivating security systems is not necessary. And we make payment simple and secure -- you don't even need to worry about how much it costs until we deliver.

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Classic Ninja Combo. For those who prefer the way things used to be. Includes a Classic Ninja Burger, Classic Ninja Fries, and Classic Ninja Cola, with your choice of dipping sauce. Delivered in your choice of classic white or stealth black packaging. $10.

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DriveThru RPG DriveThru RPG is the world's largest RPG download store, and your primary source for the Ninja Burger RPG and related products. In addition to downloadable and print-on-demand versions of the Ninja Burger 2nd Edition RPG, DTRPG also offers a variety of Ninja Burger products including the Ninja To-Go Bored Game, Comic Books, and more.

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Classic Ninja Cola. For those who prefer the way things used to be. A 16 oz. beverage of an undisclosed brand of cola containing real ninja sugar extracted from real ninja. Served in your choice of classic white or stealth black cup, with just the right amount of the finest free-range artisanal ice. $3.

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Ninja Fries. A standard ninja portion of hot and crispy french fries, cooked in the rendered fat of our enemies. Comes with your choice of dipping sauce: Secret Sauce, Szechuan Sauce, or Wasabi Ketchup.

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Comics. Through the years Ninja Burger has been proud to present a variety of web comics, all related to ninja and Ninja Burger. Several of these are presented here.

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Ninja Burger Contact Form. Want to tell us how awesome we are? Have some feedback on the site? Want to ask about Ninja Burger merchandise?

Let us know!

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â–¸ Contact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal StuffContact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal Stuff The N.B. Crew (2002

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Ninja Burger was founded in 1954, and soon became the world's predominant undergound ninja-run fast food delivery service. We would be happy to tell you more about the company, but since we're ninja, we would then have to kill you. Ninja Burger's customer list is quite impressive, although since we respect the privacy of our clientele we

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About Our Burgers. Our Ninja Burgers contain 100% free-range beef, hand-carved from artisanal cows and flash-frozen to lock in the flavor. Our Classic Ninja Burgers contain 100% free-range soy, hand-carved from artisanal soys and flash-frozen to lock in the soy.

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Ninja Burger. Order Online Our Process Store Locations. Home. About.

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A delivery team is dispatched to your location using whatever means is necessary (car, helicopter, or otherwise). Please note that customers are responsible for reimbursing Ninja Burger for any traffic fines incurred during a delivery. Step 3.

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Olden Times. 1954 - Ninja Burger is founded; 1955-1959 - Classified Operations; 1960 - Catering for the Rat Pack; 1962 - Ninja Burger helps solve a small missile crisis

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Ninja Burger Contact Form. Want to tell us how awesome we are? Have some feedback on the site? Want to ask about Ninja Burger merchandise?

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Ninja Burger Job Application. Ninja Burger is an equal opportunity employer committed to a diverse work force composed of past, present and future ninja. Pirates need not apply. We invite you to voluntarily provide responses to the following questions even where not required. Failure to respond to non-required questions voluntarily will result

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We're looking for qualified candidates to join us! There's a reason we're the number one online clandestine fast food delivery service: we eliminate all who oppose us! We offer an exciting work environment, great career prospects for those who survive training, and a host of benefits including an Employee Meal discount, Competitive Wages, and a

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â–¸ Contact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal StuffContact Us â–¸ Comics â–¸ Social Media â–¸ Legal Stuff Ninja Burger: The Comic (2001) Intro/Training (1)

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Ninja Burger is not real. Probably goes without saying but you never know these days. Ninja Burger is satire. You cannot order food or apply for a job. The games, shirts, etc. are real though. ▸ Contact Us   ▸ Comics ▸ Social Media   ▸ Legal Stuff

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