LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

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CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred.

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. MORE CHURCH MINISTRIES THAN ANY CHURCH IN THE WORLD Satanic Abduction Recovery Center: A necessary ministry that abducts, holds, and deprograms youngsters caught up in the Satanic or Cathy'lick Church. Bruisers Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry: Using any means necessary to turn men loving men, into men loving women, as scripture dictates. Sex 4 Salvation: A temporary reward in exchange

for an

WE'D LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR CHILD We are all God's people, even if we are of lesser value to Him because of our sex or race. Please note that the pricing table below reflects current rates as of January 17, 2019. · Colored Males Under Age 12: $350.00. · Colored Females Under Age 12: $750.00. · White Males Under Age 9: $15,000.00. CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. THE AUTHORITATIVE BAPTIST GUIDE TO MARY WORSHIPPERS Mary Worshippers (Catholics) Click on any item below to get authoritative information to help guide you through the demonic maze of the world's wealthiest religious cult, Catholicism! John Paul II's Message From Hell. Upon his death and descent into Hell, Pope John Paul II sent a message to his countless mourners via Archangel Michael

(who

TAMPONS: SATAN'S LITTLE COTTON FINGERS TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers Landover Ladies Vow to "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings!". Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking

sight.

THE FOLLOWING TOYS ARE BANNED FROM CHURCH PROPERTY! The Following Toys are Banned From Church Property! Lucifer's Toy Chest. As always, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person,

then you'll have

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE WELCOMES ABOARD A CHRISTIAN CAPTAIN! True Christian® sources in Hollywood tell us that the world is in for a wonderful surprise when the new Star Trek series, Enterprise, launches in late September.Scott Bakula, the popular host of PBS's creation science series, Quantum Leap, commands the helm of Star Trek's Enterprise as a Christian Captain! And the best part of it all is that he's not just a Captain who happens to be a

BIBLE SEX QUIZ!

A man who avoids sex through willpower. A man who avoids sex through castration. 2. Which of the following acts does God consider disgraceful? Having sex with your dead brother's wife. Refusing to have sex with your dead brother's wife. Having sex with your WHY DID MEN IN BIBLE TIMES HAVE GIANT DONKEY PENISES? Age 17. Stacey-Lynn, The Bible is certainly full of wonderful amazing facts, but accepting the fact that folks lived to be over 800 years old is a whole lot easier to swallow than believing that every single man in the Old Testament walked around town with giant donkey-sized tallywhackers and balls the

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred.

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. MORE CHURCH MINISTRIES THAN ANY CHURCH IN THE WORLD Satanic Abduction Recovery Center: A necessary ministry that abducts, holds, and deprograms youngsters caught up in the Satanic or Cathy'lick Church. Bruisers Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry: Using any means necessary to turn men loving men, into men loving women, as scripture dictates. Sex 4 Salvation: A temporary reward in exchange

for an

WE'D LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR CHILD We are all God's people, even if we are of lesser value to Him because of our sex or race. Please note that the pricing table below reflects current rates as of January 17, 2019. · Colored Males Under Age 12: $350.00. · Colored Females Under Age 12: $750.00. · White Males Under Age 9: $15,000.00. CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. THE AUTHORITATIVE BAPTIST GUIDE TO MARY WORSHIPPERS Mary Worshippers (Catholics) Click on any item below to get authoritative information to help guide you through the demonic maze of the world's wealthiest religious cult, Catholicism! John Paul II's Message From Hell. Upon his death and descent into Hell, Pope John Paul II sent a message to his countless mourners via Archangel Michael

(who

TAMPONS: SATAN'S LITTLE COTTON FINGERS TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers Landover Ladies Vow to "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings!". Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking

sight.

THE FOLLOWING TOYS ARE BANNED FROM CHURCH PROPERTY! The Following Toys are Banned From Church Property! Lucifer's Toy Chest. As always, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person,

then you'll have

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE WELCOMES ABOARD A CHRISTIAN CAPTAIN! True Christian® sources in Hollywood tell us that the world is in for a wonderful surprise when the new Star Trek series, Enterprise, launches in late September.Scott Bakula, the popular host of PBS's creation science series, Quantum Leap, commands the helm of Star Trek's Enterprise as a Christian Captain! And the best part of it all is that he's not just a Captain who happens to be a

BIBLE SEX QUIZ!

A man who avoids sex through willpower. A man who avoids sex through castration. 2. Which of the following acts does God consider disgraceful? Having sex with your dead brother's wife. Refusing to have sex with your dead brother's wife. Having sex with your WHY DID MEN IN BIBLE TIMES HAVE GIANT DONKEY PENISES? Age 17. Stacey-Lynn, The Bible is certainly full of wonderful amazing facts, but accepting the fact that folks lived to be over 800 years old is a whole lot easier to swallow than believing that every single man in the Old Testament walked around town with giant donkey-sized tallywhackers and balls the

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of

PASTOR DEACON FRED

Pastor Deacon Fred was saved at the age of 4. He assures us all that he lived more of a sinner's life in those four years than any other human being would ever dare. Pastor Deacon Fred serves as the head Pastor at Landover Baptist. Landover Baptist is really the largest church in the United States of America with over 162,354 tithing

members.

AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred.

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of

PASTOR DEACON FRED

Pastor Deacon Fred was saved at the age of 4. He assures us all that he lived more of a sinner's life in those four years than any other human being would ever dare. Pastor Deacon Fred serves as the head Pastor at Landover Baptist. Landover Baptist is really the largest church in the United States of America with over 162,354 tithing

members.

AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. MORE CHURCH MINISTRIES THAN ANY CHURCH IN THE WORLD Satanic Abduction Recovery Center: A necessary ministry that abducts, holds, and deprograms youngsters caught up in the Satanic or Cathy'lick Church. Bruisers Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry: Using any means necessary to turn men loving men, into men loving women, as scripture dictates. Sex 4 Salvation: A temporary reward in exchange

for an

CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

larger.

WE'D LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR CHILD We are all God's people, even if we are of lesser value to Him because of our sex or race. Please note that the pricing table below reflects current rates as of January 17, 2019. · Colored Males Under Age 12: $350.00. · Colored Females Under Age 12: $750.00. · White Males Under Age 9: $15,000.00. THE AUTHORITATIVE BAPTIST GUIDE TO MARY WORSHIPPERS Mary Worshippers (Catholics) Click on any item below to get authoritative information to help guide you through the demonic maze of the world's wealthiest religious cult, Catholicism! John Paul II's Message From Hell. Upon his death and descent into Hell, Pope John Paul II sent a message to his countless mourners via Archangel Michael

(who

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench DID THE TRAVOLTAS MURDER THEIR SON AND SEND HIM TO HELL? This past Friday, Travolta’s 16-year-old son, Jett (apparently, the Travoltas consult the Palins before naming their children) croaked. He was suffering one of the seizures he’s had for years and collapsed at a retreat in the Bahamas. Immediately, the worldly media began reporting a scandal. Jett was a long-time sufferer of autism, they

said.

TAMPONS: SATAN'S LITTLE COTTON FINGERS TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers Landover Ladies Vow to "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings!". Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking

sight.

THE FOLLOWING TOYS ARE BANNED FROM CHURCH PROPERTY! The Following Toys are Banned From Church Property! Lucifer's Toy Chest. As always, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person,

then you'll have

BIBLE SEX QUIZ!

A man who avoids sex through willpower. A man who avoids sex through castration. 2. Which of the following acts does God consider disgraceful? Having sex with your dead brother's wife. Refusing to have sex with your dead brother's wife. Having sex with your

LANDOVER BAPTIST

The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Don't allow your work to commit a hate crime by blocking our True Christian web site, Safe for Christians Surfing at Work, Approved Safe Web Site, Prayer Support, Business Support, Family advice, Family Safe, Perfectly Safe at Work, Safe Surfing Protestant Christian Web

Site.

BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

as many

CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of

PASTOR DEACON FRED

Pastor Deacon Fred was saved at the age of 4. He assures us all that he lived more of a sinner's life in those four years than any other human being would ever dare. Pastor Deacon Fred serves as the head Pastor at Landover Baptist. Landover Baptist is really the largest church in the United States of America with over 162,354 tithing

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AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

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BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred.

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BOOK BURNING IS A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TRADITION Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition. The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted, they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab

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CIRCUMCISE YOURSELF IN FOUR EASY STEPS E-MAIL US. Find out if you are circumcised: By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of

PASTOR DEACON FRED

Pastor Deacon Fred was saved at the age of 4. He assures us all that he lived more of a sinner's life in those four years than any other human being would ever dare. Pastor Deacon Fred serves as the head Pastor at Landover Baptist. Landover Baptist is really the largest church in the United States of America with over 162,354 tithing

members.

AGE OF ALLOWATORY MASTURBATION LOWERED TO 65 Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65. Good News for Christian Seniors! " Therefore now let your hands be strengthened. " (II Samuel 2: 7a) In this verse, King David is talking to Saul (aged 65) giving him advice on how to go on about his life after the loss of his beloved bride. This is the key verse in determining the age of

allowatory

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. WOMEN PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SOULS Women Probably Don't Have Souls! BIBLE FACT! Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. IS BREASTFEEDING A GATEWAY SIN? Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin? FREEHOLD, IOWA - Church authorities were prompted to make a public statement against breastfeeding last Tuesday when it was found that a number of church ladies had been breastfeeding their children well into adulthood. "Little Randy is nearly 15-years old now," said church mother, Ida Jenkins. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench WARNING: SATAN IS USING OLYMPICS VOLLEYBALL TO GET YOUNG WARNING: Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! International Emergency Christian (Republican) Family Action Alert:. Freehold, Iowa - Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. MORE CHURCH MINISTRIES THAN ANY CHURCH IN THE WORLD Satanic Abduction Recovery Center: A necessary ministry that abducts, holds, and deprograms youngsters caught up in the Satanic or Cathy'lick Church. Bruisers Homosexual Deprogramming Ministry: Using any means necessary to turn men loving men, into men loving women, as scripture dictates. Sex 4 Salvation: A temporary reward in exchange

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CHANCES ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL All those other than Christians are going to Hell as idolaters (and that includes the Catholics who worship that harlot, Mary, and the so-called "saints"). Studies show most people get drunk at times, so they're out. And, of course, the sodomites are out (but we knew that anyway, without Paul's words). But the Hell-bound group is even

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WE'D LIKE TO PURCHASE YOUR CHILD We are all God's people, even if we are of lesser value to Him because of our sex or race. Please note that the pricing table below reflects current rates as of January 17, 2019. · Colored Males Under Age 12: $350.00. · Colored Females Under Age 12: $750.00. · White Males Under Age 9: $15,000.00. THE AUTHORITATIVE BAPTIST GUIDE TO MARY WORSHIPPERS Mary Worshippers (Catholics) Click on any item below to get authoritative information to help guide you through the demonic maze of the world's wealthiest religious cult, Catholicism! John Paul II's Message From Hell. Upon his death and descent into Hell, Pope John Paul II sent a message to his countless mourners via Archangel Michael

(who

BIBLE BASED SEX

BIBLE BASED BAPTIST SEX PLEASE NOTE: This web page is private and for members of our church who are struggling with VERY serious temptations. If you found this page, and are not a member of our Godly church, we ask you at this time to respect the privacy of our church members who are seeking our professional help and to kindly leave. CHURCH SPLIT OVER PIANO BENCH 100 years of joy and love go down the toilet, as a church bickers about an old piano bench DID THE TRAVOLTAS MURDER THEIR SON AND SEND HIM TO HELL? This past Friday, Travolta’s 16-year-old son, Jett (apparently, the Travoltas consult the Palins before naming their children) croaked. He was suffering one of the seizures he’s had for years and collapsed at a retreat in the Bahamas. Immediately, the worldly media began reporting a scandal. Jett was a long-time sufferer of autism, they

said.

TAMPONS: SATAN'S LITTLE COTTON FINGERS TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers Landover Ladies Vow to "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings!". Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking

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THE FOLLOWING TOYS ARE BANNED FROM CHURCH PROPERTY! The Following Toys are Banned From Church Property! Lucifer's Toy Chest. As always, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person,

then you'll have

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A man who avoids sex through willpower. A man who avoids sex through castration. 2. Which of the following acts does God consider disgraceful? Having sex with your dead brother's wife. Refusing to have sex with your dead brother's wife. Having sex with your

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