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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,

and if

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TIKTOK-ER DISCOVERS AN ENTIRE APARTMENT HIDDEN BEHIND HER However it seems that a TikTok-er by the name of Samantha Hartsoe has all of our apartment horror stories beat -- earlier this week, she unearthed an alarming discovery in her New York City pad, putting Lewis Carroll and Parasite's Bong Joon Ho to shame: An entire abandoned apartment hidden behind her bathroom mirror. Continue

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16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and 5 THINGS NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT QUITTING Intense feelings of dread and anxiety thump through your sleeping mind, as if the stench demon decided to drift into your cerebral cortex. Remember that your brain is not only more active but also in panic mode. It has become so used to having alcohol that it started thinking it was one of your normal bodily fluids. THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 6 SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS FOR FAMOUS BIBLE 'MIRACLES 6 Scientific Explanations For Famous Bible 'Miracles'. Last year, we sat down with the Bible -- not to learn how to be better (or indeed, even slightly less terrible) people, but rather to see if any of the miraculous events in its pages could be explained by good ol' A BRIEF HISTORY OF WHY AMERICA'S HEALTHCARE SYSTEM SUCKS A universal system had popular support, but the American economy boomed so hard that employer-based healthcare covered about two-thirds of the country. Now it's the system we have, and it's basically the only system any American alive knows. But it

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and if

TIKTOK-ER DISCOVERS AN ENTIRE APARTMENT HIDDEN BEHIND HER However it seems that a TikTok-er by the name of Samantha Hartsoe has all of our apartment horror stories beat -- earlier this week, she unearthed an alarming discovery in her New York City pad, putting Lewis Carroll and Parasite's Bong Joon Ho to shame: An entire abandoned apartment hidden behind her bathroom mirror. Continue

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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,

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after

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