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ARIZONA REPUBLICANS SUDDENLY REALIZING RECOUNT MAKING THEM Arizona's GOP-ordered ballot audit has now been going on for three weeks. Last week, officials said it would probably be over by May 14. However, according to Ken Bennett, a liaison between the QAnon-adjacent "Cyber Ninjas" and the Republican legislators who hired them to conduct the recount, only about 250,000 of the 2.1 million ballots have been counted so far. HERE ARE SOME NAMES BARACK OBAMA CALLS DONALD TRUMP WHEN Here Are Some Names Barack Obama Calls Donald Trump When He's Feeling Saucy. There's a new book coming out from Edward-Isaac Dovere, who writes for The Atlantic, and it's called Battle for the Soul: Inside the Democrats' Campaigns to Defeat Donald Trump. Sounds juicy, maybe we'll order it and pretend we're going to read it some day like we GOP REP. ADAM KINZINGER HASN’T YET BEGUN TO DUNK ON MAGA Last night, human bobblehead Matt Gaetz, who is somehow still a member of Congress, gloated over the GOP's upcoming cowardly vote to oust Rep. Liz Cheney from Republican House leadership. Unfortunately, Gaetz thought it was a good idea to come after Rep. Adam Kinzinger, as well. Twitter. Gaetz and some other losers had tried to cancel Cheney a few months ago, as if she was the MADDOW DEVOTED HALF HER SHOW LAST NIGHT TO TRUUUUUUUUCK Maddow played a video last night of a video of an early prototype from 2019 pulling a one million pound series of freight cars. Then they filled the freight cars with 42 F-150s, which brought the weight up to 1.25 million pounds, and the prototype pulled that too. For comparison, a 2021 F-150 with a stinky old gas engine maxes out at11,300
MIKE PENCE IS A MOONIE NOW, PRACTICALLY The Rev. Sun Myung Moon may be dead, but the church is still going strong under the leadership of his wife, Hak Ja Han Moon, and his daughter, In Jin Moon. This week, the Unification Church held their 5th annual Rally of Hope — starring none other than former Vice President Mike Pence. This seems like a weird choice for our veryholiest vice
MYPILLOW GUY WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO A FRANK FEST. NO Yes it's real. We know the poster doesn't look real because of how Charlie Kirk's face fits on his head. But it's real. And yes, the name "Maga Frank" is stupid and shitty, but so is the name of Lindell's print-out-the-YouTubes site "Frank," which was originally to be called Yelpr VOCL, except for then he found out "VOCL" was taken, because he had done so much research on his new business venture. RICHARD DAWKINS AND THE EUGENICS ARGUMENT THAT LITERALLY Richard Dawkins And The Eugenics Argument That Literally No One Asked For. Yesterday, at 7:30 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins opened up Twitter, and for no discernible reason whatsoever launched a defense of eugenics that not a single person the whole wide world over had asked for. MIKE LOVE CONTINUES BEING THE WORST, HANGING OUT WITH If there is anything I have ever known with absolute certainty all my life, it is that Mike Love is the worst. He has always been the worst. There has never been a WONKETTENEWS2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONFEATUREDMEDIA/ENTERTAINMENTCULTUREFEMINININISM Donald Trump is a deeply stupid man. Donald Trump is a deeply stupid man and he believes every nutter conspiracy that comes down the pike. Right this second, he probably thinks he's Q, and that Hillary Clinton is a haunted carnival owner in a baby skin Scooby Doo mask.. So when the long disgraced and long former Clintonite Dick Morris told Trump the shiny conspiracy he had pulled from his own EVAN HURST - WONKETTE Evan Hurst. Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now. Follow him on Twitter RIGHT HERE. Trump Wants A Coup. And He Thinks Two Loser Former GOP Senators AreComin' With Him!
ARIZONA REPUBLICANS SUDDENLY REALIZING RECOUNT MAKING THEM Arizona's GOP-ordered ballot audit has now been going on for three weeks. Last week, officials said it would probably be over by May 14. However, according to Ken Bennett, a liaison between the QAnon-adjacent "Cyber Ninjas" and the Republican legislators who hired them to conduct the recount, only about 250,000 of the 2.1 million ballots have been counted so far. HERE ARE SOME NAMES BARACK OBAMA CALLS DONALD TRUMP WHEN Here Are Some Names Barack Obama Calls Donald Trump When He's Feeling Saucy. There's a new book coming out from Edward-Isaac Dovere, who writes for The Atlantic, and it's called Battle for the Soul: Inside the Democrats' Campaigns to Defeat Donald Trump. Sounds juicy, maybe we'll order it and pretend we're going to read it some day like we GOP REP. ADAM KINZINGER HASN’T YET BEGUN TO DUNK ON MAGA Last night, human bobblehead Matt Gaetz, who is somehow still a member of Congress, gloated over the GOP's upcoming cowardly vote to oust Rep. Liz Cheney from Republican House leadership. Unfortunately, Gaetz thought it was a good idea to come after Rep. Adam Kinzinger, as well. Twitter. Gaetz and some other losers had tried to cancel Cheney a few months ago, as if she was the MADDOW DEVOTED HALF HER SHOW LAST NIGHT TO TRUUUUUUUUCK Maddow played a video last night of a video of an early prototype from 2019 pulling a one million pound series of freight cars. Then they filled the freight cars with 42 F-150s, which brought the weight up to 1.25 million pounds, and the prototype pulled that too. For comparison, a 2021 F-150 with a stinky old gas engine maxes out at11,300
MIKE PENCE IS A MOONIE NOW, PRACTICALLY The Rev. Sun Myung Moon may be dead, but the church is still going strong under the leadership of his wife, Hak Ja Han Moon, and his daughter, In Jin Moon. This week, the Unification Church held their 5th annual Rally of Hope — starring none other than former Vice President Mike Pence. This seems like a weird choice for our veryholiest vice
MYPILLOW GUY WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO A FRANK FEST. NO Yes it's real. We know the poster doesn't look real because of how Charlie Kirk's face fits on his head. But it's real. And yes, the name "Maga Frank" is stupid and shitty, but so is the name of Lindell's print-out-the-YouTubes site "Frank," which was originally to be called Yelpr VOCL, except for then he found out "VOCL" was taken, because he had done so much research on his new business venture. RICHARD DAWKINS AND THE EUGENICS ARGUMENT THAT LITERALLY Richard Dawkins And The Eugenics Argument That Literally No One Asked For. Yesterday, at 7:30 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins opened up Twitter, and for no discernible reason whatsoever launched a defense of eugenics that not a single person the whole wide world over had asked for. MIKE LOVE CONTINUES BEING THE WORST, HANGING OUT WITH If there is anything I have ever known with absolute certainty all my life, it is that Mike Love is the worst. He has always been the worst. There has never been a OHIO KOOKS THINK COVID-19 VACCINE WILL GIVE YOU FREAKY Anti-vaccine “Doctor" Sherri Tenpenny, who's not an associate of James Bond, testified Tuesday about the magnetic conspiracy at an Ohio House Health Committee meeting. It's probably unfair to put “doctor" in quotes. She's an actual osteopathic physician, so RICK WILES SCIENCE-SPLAINS HOW AND WHY CHINESE SPIES PUT (Transcript via Right Wing Watch because puh-leeze, we are not in a transcribing mood.) "There is a medical mafia in this country," a noticeably hoarse and thinner Wiles said. "I'm suggesting the CCP agents in America struck at me because I am calling for Fauci to be arrested and interrogated." GOP OREGON STATE REP WELCOMES EXPULSION, FUTURE ‘JEOPARDY In the December 16 video, Nearman discussed a so-called “Operation Hall Pass," where someone would grant people protesting anti-COVID-19 restrictions access to the Capitol if they called a random selection of digits that happen to be his cell phone number. Surveillance video from December 21 showed Nearman leaving through a locked door and allowing far-Right demonstrators to enter the BIDEN TAX PLAN PRETTY GREAT FOR WORKING, MIDDLE CLASSES An analysis of Joe Biden's plans for taxing rich people and corporations to pay for his two big domestic programs finds that the tax burden would actually be borne by rich people and corporations. This is in contrast to years of Republicans touting "middle class tax cuts" where very few of the benefits actually go to the middle class. END TIMES IDIOT RICK WILES SUPER-PSYCHED ABOUT BIG Evan Hurst. May 04, 2021 04:21 PM. End Times idiot Rick Wiles is always here to tell us the truths we are not ready to hear. Like that time in 2014 when he said Barack Obama might be creating zombie cannibals, which was obviously true. And that time he said Rachel Maddow was secretly inciting a coup against the Trump White House. LOOK AT THESE COVID-DENYING, REPUBLICAN ASSHOLES GETTING Look At These COVID-Denying, Republican Assholes Getting Their COVID-19 Vaccines! Republicans have arguably enabled COVID-19's spread as cravenly as they enabled that criminal enterprise Donald Trump calls a presidency. They openly resisted public health measures that required even the most minor sacrifice or personal inconvenience. JEN PSAKI REVEALS SECRET OF HANDLING DORKS LIKE PETER Recently we asked if Fox News's Peter Doocy likes getting punched in the dick by White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, after the umpteenth time she calmly took his hand right in front of the whole class and gently walked him through something she had gone over 15 times in the past 15 days. No kink-shaming on our part, but it was just happening every day there for a while, and we were kinda NEBRASKA GOV: UNDOCUMENTED MEAT PACKERS WON'T GET VACCINE Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts said at a press conference this week that undocumented immigrants working at the state's meatpacking plants will probably not be able to get vaccinated against the coronavirus, because it's not legal for them to be working anyway. Meat processing plants have been among the hardest-hit workplaces during the pandemic SOCIAL DISTANCING AND MASKS ARE ACTUAL SATANIC RITUALS Clearly, Heidi Anderson knows all about Satanic Devil Worshipers and how many feet apart they are traditionally required to stand. Elmbrook Board of Education Meeting: 8/11/20 youtu.be. Transcript via Friendly Atheist: Six-foot distance and masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers. Absorb that in. 6 feet. NOTED CRACKPOT NAOMI WOLF TO HEADLINE ‘JUNETEENTH’ ANTI Conspiracy theorist and all-around weirdo Naomi Wolf is a featured guest at an upcoming fundraiser called “Liberate Our Five Freedoms." The five freedoms, which when combined can form a blazing sword, are listed on promotional material as “No Mask Mandates, No Vaccine Passports, Freedom Of Assembly, Open Schools Now, and No Emergency Law.". The event is scheduled for June* Home
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ALBUQUERQUE MAYOR'S RACE ROILED BY DONGCOPTERDoktor Zoom
June 04, 2021 09:20 AM The big political news in New Mexico this week was Tuesday's_ landslide-isn't-adequate-to-describe-it_ win by Democratic state Rep.Melanie Stansbury
in the special election to fill Interior Secretary Deb Haaland's congressional seat. But while the 60 percent to 36 percent stomping Stansbury delivered to Republican state Sen. Mark Moores will have important long-term implications for New Mexico politics, it was a plain vanilla "plane lands safely" story compared to Tuesday's other, far weirder political news in the Land of Enchantment. That story, being, of course, the attack of the DONGCOPTER at a rally for Albuquerque mayoral candidate Manuel "Manny" Gonzales III, who currently serves as Bernalillo County Sheriff. As the _Albuquerque Journal _notes, the rally had started out well enough, with one of the biggest crowds Gonzales has had yet in his campaign to oust "fellow Democrat and incumbent Mayor Tim Keller." (The mayor's race is officially nonpartisan, so party affiliation won't be listed on the ballot. They are indeed Dems, although Gonzales is apparently some kind of law-n-order Trumper. Damned if any of it makes sense.) Things got weird, in the form of a new kind of SKYPENIS, only this one at a far lower altitude than the others. While Gonzales was answering a question, a quadcopter drone dangling a dildo beneath it flew into the open-air venue, buzzing near the stage. As the audience giggled, an incredulous woman in the audience exclaimed, "Is that a dong on a drone?" Here's a link to the video,which
sadly cannot be embedded. Gonzales, clearly distracted — and who wouldn't be? — commented, "We have a gentleman over here who I guess is trying to be cute." We pause here to compliment _Journal _reporter Elise Kaplan for this detailed description of the drone's being disarmed, or disdonged, by the venue's owner. It's the sort of keen-eyed journalism of which Pulitzer Prizes are made. > The owner of Revel Entertainment Center yanked the flying object – > toy first – to the ground. Things then got weirder, as you might expect in a Wonkette story abouta DONGCOPTER.
As soon as the aeropeener was snatched out of the sky, a dude suddenly ran in and tried to wrest it from the owner of Revel Entertainment Center, then all these other dudes piled on him, and what the absolutefuck?
The dude who attempted the DONGCOPTER repatriation was arrested and identified as Kaelan Ashby Dreyer, 20. Dreyer was booked on charges of "misdemeanor battery and misdemeanor resisting, evading or obstructing an officer," and later released on his own recognizance. A complaint written by a sheriff's deputy said that Dreyer had shouted "He's a tyrant!" and was "swinging his balled up fist" at Gonzales. Gonzales told the _Journal_ he'd noticed Dreyer in the crowd while the DONGCOPTER was flying around, and while he didn't see Dreyer actually using a controller, he was pretty sure Dreyer was flying the remotelypiloted tonker.
During the ensuing fracas, Gonzales said, "He tried to take a swing at me and he glanced across my arm He struck me and I just took a step back. It wasn't anything I was very concerned about. I've been in a lot worse situations." The complaint notes that Dreyer said he hadn't intended to hit Gonzales, but was very angry that Gonzales was "answering a question, from the crowd, in a disrespectful way," so there's your mandatory_ Rashomon: DONGCOPTER _remix. OK, there's also _another _bit of weirdness, why not? In a presser on Wednesday, Gonzales suggested the Mission Indongable incident was the work of "political operatives" who he suspected might be working for Mayor Keller. He said the aerial endongening was "a coordinated effort, very intentional, and these people were trained." > "Those people were planted there," Gonzales said. "They went there. > They didn't go over there to have a civil discourse, they were there > to disrupt. And they did act out that violence. So to me, it's very> intentional."
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> "It became so distracting from the sound and everything I couldn't > really get my point across," Gonzales said. "I was trying to answer > one of the lady's questions that was with this group of four that > were political operatives for somebody, I believe possibly the other > campaign. So for me, I was surprised. And it was distracting." Not surprisingly, Keller's campaign says nah, not us, don't be a flying dick about this. Keller's campaign manager, Neri Holguin, condemned the incident as "disruptive, rude and immature," adding, "We denounce demeaning antics and urge residents to participate in the political process in a respectful manner." As for the assertion that the Keller campaign was responsible for the winged wang, Holguin said, "To suggest we were behind it is pathetic and the kind of desperation that has marked Manny's troubled campaign," which may be a reference to the fact that Gonzales is still collecting petition signatures to make it onto the ballot. The deadline is June 19. Dreyer also denied being an operative for Keller. > "Manny Gonzales is trying to associate me with Tim Keller or radical > leftist behavior," Dreyer told the Journal. "I'm not a fan of Tim > Keller either and identify as libertarian." Hmm, maybe, but wouldn't a libertarian have used a flying copy of _Atlas Shrugged?_ Eh, anyone who loves that is already a dick. Regardless, I think we can all agree that the attempt to recreate the most iconic scene of _Acockalypse Now_ would have been more impressive if the copter had been an actual dong, like when a 2008 press conference by Gary Kasparov was interrupted by a far more literalDONGCOPTER.
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Select an amount (USD) $2$25$5$50$10$100$15$500$20$1000 Keep reading... Show less SWEET OLD VETERAN CANCELED ON MEMORIAL DAY FOR TELLING DANGEROUS STORIES ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE BEING NICEEvan Hurst
June 03, 2021 01:09 PM Here's a fucked up story. A nice old veteran, retired Army Lt. Col. Barnard Kemter, who served as a combat medic for 30 years, was giving the keynote address for a Memorial Day event at the Markillie Cemetery in Hudson, Ohio. In putting together his speech, he thought it would be nice to share some Memorial Day history people might not have heard before, about freed Black slaves who took it upon themselves to exhume the bodies of 240 Union troops who died in the Civil War so they could be buried with the proper respect. They were literally some of the first people to ever observe what became Memorial Day. What could be more on pointthan that?
The Hill shares
some of Kemter's remarks: > "In recent years, the origins of how and where 'Decoration Day' > began has sparked lively debate amongst historians. However, Yale > historian David Blight, asserting the holiday is rooted in a moving > ceremony, was conducted by freed slaves on May 1, 1865, at > the tattered remains of a Confederate prisoner of war camp," he > stated. "It was at Charleston Washington Race Course and Jockey Club > today known as Hampton Park.">
> "The ceremony is believed to have included a parade of as many as > 10,000 people, including 3,000 African American schoolchildren > singing the Union marching song, 'John Brown's Body,' " he said. > "They were carrying armfuls of flowers and went to decorate at the> graves."
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> Kemter spoke about how, two weeks prior to the ceremony in > Charleston, the "former slaves and workmen exhumed a mass grave of > 240 Union soldiers and officers" and "took those remains and buried > them individual graves with honors.">
> "Each soldier was given a proper burial," he said, while adding that > African Americans "also constructed a fence to protect the cemetery > site and erected a sign over the entrance." How interesting and cool! Obviously the organizers cut Kemter's mic right in the middle of that section. Wouldn't want the white people listening to get infected with the critical race theory, by hearing a story about Black people doinggood works!
Kemter thought it was just a glitch at the time, but nah, it was on purpose. We guess Black people doing something nice for fallen troops goes against the spirit of Memorial Day, if you're an unhinged fuckingbigot.
> The microphone was turned down for about two minutes in the middle > of Kemter's 11-minute speech during the event hosted by the Hudson > American Legion Lee-Bishop Post 464.>
> Cindy Suchan, who chairs the Memorial Day parade committee and is > president of the Hudson American Legion Auxiliary, said it was > either her or Jim Garrison, adjutant of American Legion Lee-Bishop > Post 464, who turned down the audio. When pressed, she would not say > who specifically did it.>
> Suchan said organizers wanted this part excluded because it "was not > relevant to our program for the day," and added the "theme of the > day was honoring Hudson veterans." The theme of the day was honoring Hudson veterans, not _Black__ people_, um, honoring veterans. So these racist trash people cancel cultured the nice old veteran telling the story. > Kemter said he wanted to use his speech to share the history of the > origin of Memorial Day. Afterward, he noted, he received "numerous > compliments" from attendees who told him "it was nice to hear the> history."
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> "It was well-received," Kemter said, adding many people told him, "I > never knew that." You know, as normal people do when they learn history they didn't know, especially history that's pertinent to the occasion. History they probably never learned in school. You know, like why those sanitation workers in Memphis were really striking before Dr. King was assassinated, or about the Tulsa race massacre.Kemter is appalled:
> "I find it interesting that … would take it > upon themselves to censor my speech and deny me my First Amendment > right to speech," Kemter said. "… This is not the > same country I fought for."Indeed.
It appears this was a "yet she persisted" situation, like that time Elizabeth Warren read the words of Coretta Scott King on the Senate floor and Mitch McConnell and the rest of the GOP senators got very angry because that Black woman had said mean things about their very racist colleague Jeff Sessions. Kemter had sent his speech over to the organizer, Cindy Suchan, who just hated it, we guess because of all the Black people in it. "We asked him to modify his speech, and he chose not to do that," she said. She wouldn't tell the _Akron Beacon Journal_ which parts of his speech she hated so much, but did say that it was the part where they cut Kemter's mic, about the Black people. So using our noodle and our deductive reasoning capabilities ... > About three days before the ceremony, Kemter said, he was emailed by > an event organizer (whom he declined to name) asking him to remove a > part of his speech dealing with Black Americans' role in an early > Memorial Day-type of ceremony. Kemter declined to share why the > organizer asked him to remove this part, but said he asked the > organizer to specify what portions they wanted to have excluded. He didn't get a reply until Sunday night. By that time, he was like fuck it, doing the speech I wrote. "I didn't have time to sit down and rewrite another speech," he said. The _Beacon Journal_ explains that when Kemter started talking, and when he started committing grievous sins against whatever KKK Jesus these American Legion organizers worship, by portraying Black people in a historically correct and also nice light, Suchan tried to get the audio engineer, A.J. Stokes, to cut the mic. He was like fuck off, but helpfully showed her where the volume control was. Stokes says it was the other organizer, Jim Garrison, who actually did the cancel-volume-knobbing. > Stokes said Suchan and Garrison were both "very adamant" about > turning off Kemter's microphone.>
> "That was very improper," Stokes said. "I would've never done > something like that." Like it was some fucking emergency. Call the cops, somebody is saying something nice about Black people! Stokes told Kemter he was extremely sorry about all this, saying "I had nothing to do with that. Cindy and Jim were the ones that turned your microphone off." In summary and in conclusion, Cindy and Jim are absolute pieces of shit, and if you'd like to hear the nice veteran's story, turn up your earbuds and skip to the 47-minute mark in the video below. They cut his mic around 50:30, but you can still hear him. Follow Evan Hurst on Twitter RIGHT HERE, DO IT RIGHT HERE! WONKETTE IS FUNDED ENTIRELY BY A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IF YOU'RE NOT ALREADY, WOULD YOU PLS CONSIDER BEING THE FEW THOUSANDTHAND ONE?
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Keep reading... Show less A DOKTOR OF RHETORIC EXAMINES KYRSTEN SINEMA'S FILIBUSTER THOUGHTS,BREAKS OWN BRAIN
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June 03, 2021 09:25 AM Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Arizona), who missed last week's voteon
establishing an independent commission to investigate the January 6 insurrection, showed up in Tucson yesterday and explained she'd missed the vote because she "had a personal family matter," although she didn't care to elaborate on that in the least. We're pretty sure that's US Senate for "Fuck off, I will never explain myself and you can't make me," which is true but unsatisfying. Her office hasn't explained her absence either, but did say that had she been there, she'd have voted for the bill, which nonetheless failed because it couldn't get 10 Republican votes. But Sinema did have a bit more to say about the many calls for her and Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia) to please recognize that democracy is in some pretty desperate straits these days, and that their opposition to any sort of reform to the legislative filibuster gives Senate Republicans a veto over investigating the insurrection, and over important Democratic priorities like the For The People Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Act, both of which Sinema says she supports, but which will never get 10 votes from Republicans. Even Joe Biden subtweeted her the other day, albeit whileactually talking.
We bet you are really looking forward to the logical case she built for letting the Republicans block everything that Joe Biden wants to achieve, much of which Sinema supports as well! Here is what Sinema said about the filibuster, courtesy of the _Arizona Republic. _It's a doozy! > Sinema reiterated her position that the filibuster is a tool that > "protects the democracy of our nation" and is meant to create comity > and encourage senators from both parties to work together.>
> "To those who say that we must make a choice between the filibuster > and 'X,' I say, this is a false choice," she said. Except for how, no, that is not actually what the filibuster does.
We have been over this before! The filibuster is a mechanism that historically has been used primarily to block civil rights legislation. It has no roots in the Constitution, or even in the debates of the Founders, who spoke of the Senate being a place where a simple majority would prevail. And since it's become routine, the filibuster has more commonly thwarted democracy and _discouraged_ bipartisanship. Here, go listen to a podcast about all that! OK, but that stuff there was only Sinema's preamble. We bet you are still _really _looking forward to the logical case she built for preserving the filibuster. Here it is! > The reality is that when you have a system that is not working > effectively — and I would think that most would agree that the > Senate is not a particularly well-oiled machine, right? The way to > fix that is to fix your behavior, not to eliminate the rules or > change the rules, but to change the behavior. Let's break Sinema's statement down a bit, as we rhetorical cartoondoktors like to do.
_Stated: _The Senate is a system. _Stated:_ The Senate is not working effectively. _Unstated, and perhaps disputed:_ The filibuster is a reason the system is not working. Also, yeah, sure, we do all pretty much agree the system is fucked up so badly that Bob the Builder (From "Bob the Builder") and Bill (From "Only a Bill") would look at it and say, 'Nope, we're fucked." This however, is tangential to the premises. Someone please explain to this Doktor of Rhetoric how the hell Sinema gets from those premises to the conclusion _"The way to fix that is to fix your behavior, not to eliminate the rules or change the rules, but to change the behavior"?__ _As sequiturs go, that fucker is NON. Clearly, Sinema is pulling a bait and switch here, blaming the problems in the system on some personal flaw in the members of the Senate. It's an unstated assertion of additional, entirely unprovenpremises:
_Unstated: _The flaw is not in the rules. _Unstated:_ The flaw is in senators' behavior. Mind you, assuming the truth of an unexamined premise or premises like that leads to Rebecca's favorite logical fallacy, which she enjoys spotting in the wild, and it is ...? REBECCA: BEGGING THE QUESTION! Indeed! Now, you could certainly argue that, in the hands of Republicans since 2009, there has indeed been some pretty bad, dishonest, bad-faith behavior. The best solution actually would be for Republicans to fix their behavior, but they have a political interest in behaving as badly as possible, because gumming up the works is what passes for their actual political ideology,
which largely rejects governance from the get-go. Here's what's missing in Sinema's logic: If the system is broken because of your behavior, you can fix the system by changing yourbehavior.
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June 01, 2021 02:55 PM Heather emailed me, a week ago, in a state of dizzy fury. Her sister Angie, her big sister, was 45, and dead of COVID, and their father and his wife had doubled down: Hoax. Liberal plot. Tyranny. Evil. Angie had been developmentally disabled. She believed them. Heather wanted it on the record. She wanted them never to know another second'speace.
I called her several days later than I was supposed to, knowing I'd told her I'd call days before, knowing she was waiting, and I didn't want to, until she emailed again to ask if I'd forgotten. I hadn't forgotten. I was scared we would be sad. This is what Heather told me. We only cried some. _HEATHER: I was the younger/older sister. I was a year younger, but I can't tell you how many times I got kicked off the bus for fighting because someone called her a "retard." She lived on her own. She wasn't "profoundly" developmentally disabled, but she wasn't normal enough for normal kids. Her emotional development topped off around 12. She graduated with a modified diploma. _ _But when my dad and his wife moved from Oregon to Michigan, they made her move with them, to "take care" of her. They took her away from her support system. It was shooting fish in a barrel. _ _My father's wife's daughter — I don't call her my stepmom — my father's wife's daughter spoke up to them about how they were treating my sister, so they deleted her off social media. _ _They all got the virus, still refused to wear masks. They drug their feet taking her to the hospital. By the time they did, she was beyond any hope. She went on a vent for a few weeks and never woke up. _ _The MRI showed extensive brain damage, her brain was riddled with lesions. Before they had the MRI results, doctors speculated that even if she survived without major brain damage, she would most likely lose her feet and even part of her fingers due to lack of circulation._ _My father I'm sure has a guilty conscience. He contacted me for five minutes to tell me my sister died. I know he knows in his heart he isto blame. _
_They told my sister masks were tyranny, the vaccines were "evil," coronavirus was a liberal plot. She would believe whatever people toldher. _
_My father isn't the man I grew up with. He was always a nasty conservative — homeless people are "dirty lazy bums"; Black people aren't bad per se, they're just "different from us" — but he joined the Tea Party movement, then the Trump movement, and they took every ounce of his humanity. _ _His wife radicalized him. _ _There was a time when we could have a conversation. Not anymore. _ _At some point, I plan to confront him, at least for a final conversation. I want to know if it weighs on his conscience. I know his wife has been on social media, doubling down. Her Facebook avatar is "I trust my immune system, not the shot."_ WONKETTE: Same as the Denver cop! _HEATHER: Yeah same as the Denver cop. I haven't looked at her Facebook, I can't. But someone looked at it for me and it said something like, "I stand firm in my beliefs regardless of whathappened."_
WONKETTE: How did she try to justify it? _HEATHER: She didn't try to justify herself. How could she? _ WONKETTE: There's that psychological phenomenon where to reaffirm people's beliefs, you prove people wrong with facts. They double down. Robyn writes about it all the time. _HEATHER: I spent so much time and sanity trying to fight people with facts. My family here are good people, I love them to death, but they ignore anything unpleasant. My sweet aunt said not to dwell on it, it's not good for my health. _ WONKETTE: I'm never on Facebook, but I've been on it lately for the garage sales. There was a woman selling some chairs, and all her images of the chairs weren't pictures of the chairs; they were memes about "why would you poison yourself with a vaccine" and "why would you breathe in your own filth." Lady, I'm not buying your chairs! There was another woman who was having issues with a neighbor, and the first response was a picture of a gun. "Shoot him, problem solved." Shy and I don't know how or if we stay living here. _HEATHER: I live in the country in Oregon, beautiful state. Redneck heaven. It's terrifying to see the mechanisms in place. My dad is a gunhumper who thinks his Second Amendment rights trump your kids' right to not get shot in the classroom. This devotion to an inanimate object. And they're Bible-thumpers. Isn't that idolatry? _ WONKETTE: What do you want your father to know? _HEATHER: I don't think they should have a second's peace. And they should not be able to slink back into the shadows. _ Heather had to go. Her daughter needed her. I went to have a drink. I would transcribe our talk later. A few days more. How often would you like to donate?Just once Monthly
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WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S (RED) WINE (PALOMA) O'CLOCK! WE GOT YOUR COCKTAIL RECIPES SWINGIN'.Matthew Hooper
June 04, 2021 04:15 PM Hello, Wonketeers. I'm Hooper, your bartender. Did you ever go online to find a drink recipe and in order to make the thing you needed to scroll through how the author found the cocktail in some lovely cafe in San Jose, and how cute their date was, and how wonderful the drink was, and why they chose every single ingredient, and oh look at all these ads you have to skip or scroll past to get to the actual freaking recipe? Didn't it just annoy the piss-willies out of you? Yeah, me too. Here's the recipe. Done. Keep reading if you want to know about me and how the drink works, or just go drink this. You'll love it, especially if like Yr Editrix you're a sangria fan.RED WINE PALOMA
2 OZ. BLANCO TEQUILA .75 OZ FRESH LIME JUICE, OR JUICE OF ½ LARGE LIME.75 OZ SIMPLE SYRUP
CUP GRAPEFRUIT JUICE2 OZ RED WINE BLEND
Shake all ingredients except for the red wine for 8-10 seconds. Strain into a highball glass with ice. Invert a bar spoon over the glass and gently float the red wine on top of the drink. Garnish with a lime wedge. Stir before drinking. Still with me? Cool. So, I'm a professional bartender from Cleveland; I decided after 10 fruitless years in sales and marketing that I wanted to do something fun with my life. I got hired at an upscale country club the day before Mike DeWine closed all the bars due to COVID-19. It's been … a stressful year. I survived, I took a boring old cocktail menu and made it awesome, I've never been happier to goto work ever.
This cocktail got added to my summer menu along with a cucumber martini, some killer tiki drinks, and an awesome strawberry smash. Palomas are a terrific tequila cocktail, even better than a margarita (there, I said it, fight me). In Latin America, it's just tequila and grapefruit jarros or Ting soda – basically a Latin American rum and coke. This version uses fresh grapefruit juice and skips the fizzy in favor of some red wine, which makes for a sangria-ish cocktail that uses a lot fewer ingredients, looks amazing, and tastes terrific. Here's a breakdown on all the ingredients and the techniques you need to use to build the drink. TEQUILA: The first rule for buying tequila: Make sure it says "100% pure agave" on the label. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. If it doesn't say "100% agave," that means it's "mixito" — 51% agave, 49% cheap nasty corn syrup. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, JOSE CUERVO. If you've gotten a vile headache after a night of tequila shots, here's why. Drink the real stuff. Blanco (clear) tequila is the best for a paloma. Blanco tequila has all the important notes – smokey, sweet, funky – that I demand from tequila as a bartender, and it's less likely to have something goofy added to it to make it "better" (don't get me started).
I decided to go organic for this recipe and used Tres Agaves OrganicTequila ; it's
really good all on its own and sings in this cocktail. LIME JUICE: Use fresh limes. Don't squeeze something out of a plastic lime or a bottle into this drink. The jarred stuff has citric acid and other preservatives in it. You'll thank me later. SIMPLE SYRUP: This is the easiest thing you could ever possibly make in a kitchen, and it's in so many cocktails that it's nutty. The sugar makes the drink sweeter, but also smoother and thicker. It's a must. Dump 1 part sugar and 1 part water in a saucepan. Stir. Heat until the sugar's melted. Ta-da. Simple syrup. Or don't bother heating it – on a busy night at the bar I've tossed sugar and water into a squeeze bottle, given it a good shake, left it alone for an hour, and had simple syrup ready to go. Seriously, you have to put major effort intoscrewing this up.
GRAPEFRUIT JUICE: I'm usually not picky – behind the bar I grab a tiny can of grapefruit juice, shake it, and dump it in. Want to juice a grapefruit and use fresh ingredients? Go for it. Fresh is always better. Lazy and just want to dump in some Ocean Spray from the drugstore? I won't judge. (Just make sure it's "100% grapefruit juice," not a wacky blend of something or another.) For this one I used Lakewood Organic Pure Pink Grapefruit Juice,
because I wanted to go all-organic for my first Wonkette cocktail recipe ever, no I'm not nervous why did you ask. RED WINE BLEND: Use whatever wine you like. I wouldn't use a cabernet sauvignon, but if you've got a half-empty bottle of cheap red lurking on the kitchen counter slowly turning into vinegar this is a great place to use it. At the bar I'll use whatever house merlot or pinot noir I've got available. I'm using Casa Santos Red Blend Portugaltoday;
it's stupid cheap for the value. Portuguese wines are making a bigpush
to become major players in the American wine market for 2021, and as result you're going to see some really tasty reds out there for great prices. Snap it up before the cool kids find it. "FLOAT THE RED WINE": This is the tricky bit of assembling the cocktail, but it looks awesome. Specific gravity is cool. What I'm trying to tell you here is that you want to flip a spoon upside down, convex side up, and hold it over the glass. Pour the red wine _very, very slowly _over the spoon, so that the wine doesn't splash into the cocktail. You'll get this pretty red layer on top of the pink grapefruit and look like a cocktail superstar. Or just pour the wine in and stir it up if you're by yourself and don't care about looks. Either way's fine. LIME WEDGE GARNISH: Don't skip this. I know it's easy to ignore, but without a garnish a cocktail is just a drink. The scent of the citrus oil, and the option of adding just a little more fresh lime juice, isworth it.
Questions? Comments? I'm here. Comment below, or e-mail me at msrlapin@gmail.com – I'm happy to be your consulting bartender. Looking forward to helping y'all get through 2021, please let it be better than 2020 my liver can't take another year like last one. In summary and conclusion: Drink well, drink often, drink with afriend.
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THEY JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN WITHOUT EVEN _PRETENDING_ TO CLEANSE PEOPLE'S EVIL SPIRITS.Robyn Pennacchia
June 04, 2021 03:36 PM _I'm getting a feeling right now_. Does someone reading this know someone whose name begins with the letter J? Or M? Well J (or M) wants you to know that the thing you are looking for, you'll find it near a body of water. Also too, what I am getting from you is that you are really great with people but you enjoy your alone time as well. You are an independent thinker, but are not always as sure of yourself as you project to the outside world. I'm also getting a feeling that you want something, that you are maybe hoping to get a promotion at work or find the love of your life. Being a psychic is pretty easy work. Generally speaking, there's almost no way you can screw that up, so long as suckers are willing to go along with you. Sylvia Browne went on television and told the families of Amanda Berry and Shawn Hornbeck that their missing kids were dead — both of them turned out to be alive — and she continued appearing on television and going on tour after that, and right up until she died. In fact, she had several tour dates scheduled after her death. There are no quality standards when it comes to thisnonsense.
But some online psychics are just too lazy to even _bother_ scamming people the traditional way. The Better Business Bureau has issued a Scam Warning after having received a number of complaints from customers who gave their money to online psychics, only to not even get the bullshit they paid for. Via Better Business Bureau: > You follow a social media account that posts frequently about > astrology, tarot, or a similar topic. You notice the content creator > offers personal astrology and psychic readings, so you book a > session. After selecting a time and date, you're directed to pay > using a digital wallet app, such as CashApp> .
> When the time comes for your session, the psychic is unreachable. > Unfortunately, when you ask about a refund, they block you or simply> disappear.
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> One consumer reported their experience booking a tarot reading on > social media. " takes payment up front and frequently > misses readings," they wrote. After requesting a refund, the > psychic, "yells at you, claims to not know you, tells you > have too many emails to respond to and eventually blocks you without> refunding."
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> Complaints about no-show psychics are the most common version of > this scam reported to BBB Scam Tracker > , but watch out for variations. > Consumers also reported seeing phony reviews or being pressured into > paying additional services. For example, one victim reported losing > $3,500 to one such scammer. "She gets you to come back by saying she > will do healing meditation to get rid of the evil spirits," the > report read. "She pressures you that you need to give her cash/money > to 'cleanse' the evil spirits or to use for the meditation." Well that's just rude. Someone gives you $3,500, you should at least tell them you cleansed their damn evil spirits. What effort does thateven take?
I was pretty curious about this, so I looked up the actual complaint, and the "psychic" seems even worse than advertised. > This person preys on vulnerable people. She gives you a "psychic" > reading and tells you that you are "cursed" and asks for a 5 star > review on google or yelp immediately after your first session with > her because she gives you a "discount". She also says you are not > allowed to speak to anyone about the meditation or the reading, "or > else". She gets you to come back by saying she will do healing > meditation to get rid of the evil spirits. She pressures you that > you need to give her cash/money to "cleanse" the evil spirits or to > use for the meditation. In cash i gave her over 1500, credit card > around the same. This is very confusing to report as she says shes > not taking a fee and is doing it as a service from "god" to help > people heal. She also asked me for an additional 12k that i didn't > have access to. Anyways, i went to her home after a day of realizing > I am getting scammed. She screams at me and threatens that if I were > to speak about this to anyone, google it, yelp it, I will be cursed > 3 times worse. She threatened and used intimidation to keep me > quiet. I feel there are many others that have been scammed and they > are too afraid or embarrassed to come forward. I paid half in cash > and half in credit card. It's easy to say, you know, "Bitch you paid $3500 for what? There's no such thing as evil spirits! Of course it's a scam!" but they're right. Psychics do prey on vulnerable people, and that's not okay. That's why they always prey on families with missing children. Another person reported another psychic to the BBB for giving them spiritual guidance that did not work, after they paid her $3,600. > Basically, Ivy scammed me out of $3600 for "Spiritual guidance" > which did not work and I was told I would get a full refund which I > did not. She has given me the run around in receiving my money. She > has now blocked me and I can't get my money back. She said the > reason why she couldn't give me my money back was that she had to > "close the work" because of the negative energy. Huge scammer. Another person lost $30,000, if you can believe that. > Psychic Jennifer Mitchell has stolen over $30,000 dollars in the > last 6 months from me. She said my life is in danger and convinced > me if I didn't take her help that would never get better. I believed > her because in fact I've been struggling all my life. At that time I > just found out my mother and father were very sick. I lost my mother > recently so imagine my state of mind through this whole thing. > Please do not fall for this woman's stories. When you say no to her > she gets super aggressive and demands finances. Don't do it! That is beyond cruel. This person paid $7,000 to a psychic who said she could find their soulmate or make someone propose. > This woman called herself love specialist and born with a gift of a > clairvoyant. Which I don't even know f that even exists. She would > tell you stuff like I will bring a soul mate to you or if you have a > man in mind . I will make him propose. Gina would also ask for you > to pay her upfront and she would light some candles . Those candles > would cost 3 dollars at a grocery store and she will tell you it's > 600dollars. Please investigate. This person paid $3500 for ... I'm not even sure what. > In January I was contacted by a Psychic Savana on Instagram. She > messaged me saying she would like to do a reading etc. I agreed > because sometimes these things could be fun. Well this turned into > my worst nightmare, after that first contact I was out $500 from my > vacation fund, and as time progressed into March I was out $3500. > Savana works with someone called Nicole, she's the one who demands > the money, saying I needed to put in $XX so she can place on the > alter and they're creating a candle for me and once the candle is > done I'll get the bracelet. Never got anything, it clicked when she > told me if I don't get closer to the number she gave me which was > $14K I would never find love. She also kept demanding I get her an > iPhone 11plus with the new AirPods and kept insisting on a promotion > that didn't exist. I already got her a iPhone 11, I just don't know > how to get it off my bill, or get the phone back. She also always > demanded cash, however if I did pay through Venmo or Zelle it was > always a new number associated to the account. I can't stop reading these stories. I will be here all night,probably.
There is absolutely zero regulation of the "psychic" industry, and these con artists are able to get away with incredible scams simply by claiming they were for "entertainment purposes only." It's understandable to a degree. No psychic has ever actually been able to prove their ability under scientific conditions, so it's not like they can actually guarantee results. But there needs to be _something_. There ought to be some kind of recourse for people who are scammed to this degree, and what should definitely be illegal is psychics actually contacting people who haven't sought out their servicesthemselves.
I do not personally think anyone has magic powers — but if you do, that's fine. Just make sure that they cleanse your evil spirits _before_ you give them thousands of dollars. Do your Amazon shopping through this link, because reasons.
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