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Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSER Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. SARAH HASSAN, FRED HASSAN, THE SPOILED BRATS IN MARTIN Sarah Hassan, the curious government witness in Martin Shkreli trial is a fraudster. SARAH HASSAN, an obscure office manager of a tiny, largely defunct firm called IMHealthScience is a 27-year old Pakistani woman who’s achieved infamy as the spoiled brat of a media-shy FRED HASSAN, the grossly wealthy and notoriously overpaid former Chairman of drug giant Schering-Plough. DAISY & VIOLET HILTON: THE INSPIRATION BEHIND 'FREAK SHOW' Meet Violet and Daisy Hilton. The sisters were born in Brighton, England, in February of 1908, fused together at the pelvis. Unlike Abigail and Brittany, these sisters shared no organs. To say Violet and Daisy didn’t have an easy start to life would be an understatement. When they were born, the doctor remarked they wouldn’t survive past a LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGASAUTHOR:SAMANTHA BOYD
Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSER Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. SARAH HASSAN, FRED HASSAN, THE SPOILED BRATS IN MARTIN Sarah Hassan, the curious government witness in Martin Shkreli trial is a fraudster. SARAH HASSAN, an obscure office manager of a tiny, largely defunct firm called IMHealthScience is a 27-year old Pakistani woman who’s achieved infamy as the spoiled brat of a media-shy FRED HASSAN, the grossly wealthy and notoriously overpaid former Chairman of drug giant Schering-Plough. DAISY & VIOLET HILTON: THE INSPIRATION BEHIND 'FREAK SHOW' Meet Violet and Daisy Hilton. The sisters were born in Brighton, England, in February of 1908, fused together at the pelvis. Unlike Abigail and Brittany, these sisters shared no organs. To say Violet and Daisy didn’t have an easy start to life would be an understatement. When they were born, the doctor remarked they wouldn’t survive past a LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
HUMAN CANNIBALISM, MALE OR FEMALE TASTES BETTER| THEBLOT Contemplating Cannibalism Is Male or Female Meat Tastier? Cannibalism is a crime and please don’t try it on anyone! However, according to Cornell University Law School, there aren’t any laws in the US prohibiting cannibalism (the nonconsensual consumption of people). WHAT IS VOCAL FRY? WHY IS IT SO ANNOYING?| THEBLOT The vocal fry register is as low as the human voice can go. Men can do it, and so can women. Singers in search of some serious bass, or a specific rock or country sound, can put the “croak” of vocal fry to good work. A large number of upwardly mobile American females also use vocal fry, but in their everyday speech. MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA IN MULTIPLE FRAUD FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT FRANCINE MCKENNA, Fake CPA, Implicated in Multiple Frauds . FRANCINE MCKENNA, a fake CPA and a self-proclaimed “investigative reporter” and “auditor,” is in fact a ghost behind an obscure twitter page @retheauditors.Fancine Mckenna is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face that looks like used LESBIAN ROMEO AND JULIET RECEIVES DEATH THREATS A Lesbian Version of Romeo and Juliet Gets Death Threats. “These people should be hunted down and killed.”. If this were a review quote it would be hilarious, but this death threat was made before the show even opened. It was one of the thousands of threats, pieces of hate mail and phone calls that Philadelphia’s Curio Theatre Companyhas
NAKED TWISTER, MOM PLAYS GAME WITH TEENS, BANGS DAUGHTER'S The thirty-five-year-old was arrested this week and charged with two counts of contributing the delinquency of a minor. Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, the mother, has additionally lost guardianship of her children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16 years old. Naked twister is nothingbut trouble.
AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
EXTREME LIFE EXPECTANCY RANGE ON CHICAGO RAIL LINE BY ZIP CODE CHICAGO’S RED LINE SHOWS 30-YEAR RANGE OF LIFE EXPECTANCY, BY ZIP CODE. So this is pretty scary to comprehend. The Economist, of all high-end rags, wrote an in-depth piece that should shock every single American that hear about it. I’m shocked, and you should be too. It turns out that there is a very simple example of income inequality MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA IN MULTIPLE FRAUD FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT FRANCINE MCKENNA, Fake CPA, Implicated in Multiple Frauds . FRANCINE MCKENNA, a fake CPA and a self-proclaimed “investigative reporter” and “auditor,” is in fact a ghost behind an obscure twitter page @retheauditors.Fancine Mckenna is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face that looks like used RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
EXTREME LIFE EXPECTANCY RANGE ON CHICAGO RAIL LINE BY ZIP CODE CHICAGO’S RED LINE SHOWS 30-YEAR RANGE OF LIFE EXPECTANCY, BY ZIP CODE. So this is pretty scary to comprehend. The Economist, of all high-end rags, wrote an in-depth piece that should shock every single American that hear about it. I’m shocked, and you should be too. It turns out that there is a very simple example of income inequality MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA IN MULTIPLE FRAUD FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT FRANCINE MCKENNA, Fake CPA, Implicated in Multiple Frauds . FRANCINE MCKENNA, a fake CPA and a self-proclaimed “investigative reporter” and “auditor,” is in fact a ghost behind an obscure twitter page @retheauditors.Fancine Mckenna is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face that looks like usedTHEBLOT MAGAZINE
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NAKED TWISTER, MOM PLAYS GAME WITH TEENS, BANGS DAUGHTER'S The thirty-five-year-old was arrested this week and charged with two counts of contributing the delinquency of a minor. Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, the mother, has additionally lost guardianship of her children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16 years old. Naked twister is nothingbut trouble.
I ASKED MY FRIEND TO SHOW ME HIS UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS It’s 1:40 a.m. the night before I leave, and I’m just chilling with my friend’s Shih Tzu watching “The Daily Show.”. He comes back from the kitchen and, without warning, rips his shorts down and squats like a linebacker positioning himself before the snap. AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are HUMAN CANNIBALISM, MALE OR FEMALE TASTES BETTER| THEBLOT Contemplating Cannibalism Is Male or Female Meat Tastier? Cannibalism is a crime and please don’t try it on anyone! However, according to Cornell University Law School, there aren’t any laws in the US prohibiting cannibalism (the nonconsensual consumption of people). FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA IN MULTIPLE FRAUD FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT FRANCINE MCKENNA, Fake CPA, Implicated in Multiple Frauds . FRANCINE MCKENNA, a fake CPA and a self-proclaimed “investigative reporter” and “auditor,” is in fact a ghost behind an obscure twitter page @retheauditors.Fancine Mckenna is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face that looks like used EXTREME LIFE EXPECTANCY RANGE ON CHICAGO RAIL LINE BY ZIP CODE CHICAGO’S RED LINE SHOWS 30-YEAR RANGE OF LIFE EXPECTANCY, BY ZIP CODE. So this is pretty scary to comprehend. The Economist, of all high-end rags, wrote an in-depth piece that should shock every single American that hear about it. I’m shocked, and you should be too. It turns out that there is a very simple example of income inequality 5 KID VERSIONS OF SONGS THAT'LL GET YOU SUSPENDED TODAY Give a voice to the voiceless! Kids sing the darndest things, but belting out ‘On top of spaghetti and covered in blood’ or these five other songs today can get them suspended from school. Walking alone to kindergarten. Riding in the back of a pickup truck. Playing outside without supervision. My childhood is now illegal. ARE THESE THE 10 WORST EMPLOYEES EVER? 4. Wendy’s ice cream junkie. A Wendy’s employee, excuse us, former Wendy’s employee decided to cool himself down on a hot day and have himself a snack of delicious soft serve ice cream straight from the machine into his mouth. All sanitary practices out the window and just plain disgusting, he was immediately let go. WHAT IS VOCAL FRY? WHY IS IT SO ANNOYING?| THEBLOT The vocal fry register is as low as the human voice can go. Men can do it, and so can women. Singers in search of some serious bass, or a specific rock or country sound, can put the “croak” of vocal fry to good work. A large number of upwardly mobile American females also use vocal fry, but in their everyday speech. LESBIAN ROMEO AND JULIET RECEIVES DEATH THREATS A Lesbian Version of Romeo and Juliet Gets Death Threats. “These people should be hunted down and killed.”. If this were a review quote it would be hilarious, but this death threat was made before the show even opened. It was one of the thousands of threats, pieces of hate mail and phone calls that Philadelphia’s Curio Theatre Companyhas
MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. AFFAIR ALLEGATIONS, TAMPERED TEXTS, STAY TUNED! JEREMY 4 / 1 0 2 5 A f a i r l e g t o n s T m p d x S y u J B h | D R v w h t p: / w. d a i l y b u s n e r v c o m f = 1 2 0 7 9 4 8 6 # 3 Alters, who has since merged his law firm to GAINING WEIGHT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP: A TRUE STORY The Let-Go: Gaining the Weight & Losing the Girl – A Real Story. During my sophomore year of college, three years ago, I started dating a girl named Alex, and fell in love. How beautiful her tanned skin, long fingers like spiders, almond-shaped eyes, thick lips, and legs that could rip you in half. It was perfect falling into a state ofbliss
THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are HUMAN CANNIBALISM, MALE OR FEMALE TASTES BETTER| THEBLOT Contemplating Cannibalism Is Male or Female Meat Tastier? Cannibalism is a crime and please don’t try it on anyone! However, according to Cornell University Law School, there aren’t any laws in the US prohibiting cannibalism (the nonconsensual consumption of people). FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA IN MULTIPLE FRAUD FRANCINE MCKENNA, FAKE CPA, FRAUDSTER GOT CAUGHT FRANCINE MCKENNA, Fake CPA, Implicated in Multiple Frauds . FRANCINE MCKENNA, a fake CPA and a self-proclaimed “investigative reporter” and “auditor,” is in fact a ghost behind an obscure twitter page @retheauditors.Fancine Mckenna is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face that looks like used EXTREME LIFE EXPECTANCY RANGE ON CHICAGO RAIL LINE BY ZIP CODE CHICAGO’S RED LINE SHOWS 30-YEAR RANGE OF LIFE EXPECTANCY, BY ZIP CODE. So this is pretty scary to comprehend. The Economist, of all high-end rags, wrote an in-depth piece that should shock every single American that hear about it. I’m shocked, and you should be too. It turns out that there is a very simple example of income inequality 5 KID VERSIONS OF SONGS THAT'LL GET YOU SUSPENDED TODAY Give a voice to the voiceless! Kids sing the darndest things, but belting out ‘On top of spaghetti and covered in blood’ or these five other songs today can get them suspended from school. Walking alone to kindergarten. Riding in the back of a pickup truck. Playing outside without supervision. My childhood is now illegal. ARE THESE THE 10 WORST EMPLOYEES EVER? 4. Wendy’s ice cream junkie. A Wendy’s employee, excuse us, former Wendy’s employee decided to cool himself down on a hot day and have himself a snack of delicious soft serve ice cream straight from the machine into his mouth. All sanitary practices out the window and just plain disgusting, he was immediately let go. WHAT IS VOCAL FRY? WHY IS IT SO ANNOYING?| THEBLOT The vocal fry register is as low as the human voice can go. Men can do it, and so can women. Singers in search of some serious bass, or a specific rock or country sound, can put the “croak” of vocal fry to good work. A large number of upwardly mobile American females also use vocal fry, but in their everyday speech. LESBIAN ROMEO AND JULIET RECEIVES DEATH THREATS A Lesbian Version of Romeo and Juliet Gets Death Threats. “These people should be hunted down and killed.”. If this were a review quote it would be hilarious, but this death threat was made before the show even opened. It was one of the thousands of threats, pieces of hate mail and phone calls that Philadelphia’s Curio Theatre Companyhas
MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are 9 GRUESOME SHARK ATTACKS SINCE 1975'S 'JAWS' 9 Gruesome Great White Shark Attacks Since 1975’s ‘Jaws’. Give a voice to the voiceless! Warning: Don’t read this if you are going into the ocean this summer because this is a list of the nine most gruesome shark attacks since ‘Jaws’ came out. It’s hard to believe it has been 40 years since the terrifying thriller “Jaws”hit
10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. Here GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. But that’s not right! It’s totally wrong. Geishas are not prostitutes. They don’t even always put white powder on their faces! But even more, a geisha is not always a woman. A geisha is an artist, a traditional RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
Russell Westbrook isn’t afraid before the game. He’s afraid after the game. So that’s maybe why he has such a problem with the media. He’s a huge talent with Little Man’s disease. Lillard, for his part, sold 6,000 pairs of his signature shoes the day after he showed everyone how winning is THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are 9 GRUESOME SHARK ATTACKS SINCE 1975'S 'JAWS' 9 Gruesome Great White Shark Attacks Since 1975’s ‘Jaws’. Give a voice to the voiceless! Warning: Don’t read this if you are going into the ocean this summer because this is a list of the nine most gruesome shark attacks since ‘Jaws’ came out. It’s hard to believe it has been 40 years since the terrifying thriller “Jaws”hit
10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Pack deliberately. And when you get home, everything you took with you, whether you wore it or not, goes in the drier. Before you worry about getting bedbug bites, make sure you don’t take a shower. Wrap yourself up in a thick cover and just go to sleep. If it isn’t one damned thing, it’s another. LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO The young teen was a virgin until she had sex with her mother’s partner and of course got knocked up. But the narrative is painful to know. The girl decided to have her baby. But she kept the father’s identity a secret. But she continued to have sex with her mother’s partner! And he knocked her up again a year later when she was 15. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. HereTHEBLOT MAGAZINE
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THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS Our long-lost friends the mammoths could very well suffer “de-extinction” and begin to repopulate certain parts of the planet again. That’s good news for mammoths, I guess, but not such great news for the female elephants forced to act as mammoth-hybrid surrogates. Various scenarios involving modern-day elephant and mammoth crossovers are SIX WAYS TO TURN YOUR PEE INTO GOLD In the potty, loo or jar. “Lemonade” to liquid gold, It’s a breeze to get it sold, Tinkle, tinkle, little star. In the potty, loo or jar. 1. Turn it into a video game. Years ago, after watching a boyfriend play video games for hours using a joystick, I said to myself, “Gee whiz! I should invent a game where players use theirman-sticks
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LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Bedbug bites are brutal. Vacation season is in full swing and many people are traveling. One of the things I love most about checking into a hotel room is checking out the hotel room. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays. RUSSELL WESTBROOK CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING A LOSERAUTHOR:SPIRIT SPIRIT
LOSER? RUSSELL WESTBROOK JUST CAN’T HELP HIMSELF So you may have gleaned from the title that this piece will be somewhat critical of the starting point guard for the Oklahoma City Thunder. But no, it’s MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO A disgusting man knocked up his partner's 14 year old daughter when she took their sick baby to the hospital. It took 7 years for thetruth to come out.
GEISHAS ARE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 AMAZING GEISHA THEY’RE NOT PROSTITUTES! HERE ARE 5 GEISHA FACTS MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW. Geisha (or geiko) are now well known Japanese icons. In the eyes of outsiders who don’t know about the state, Sakura, a geisha is a sex worker who uses thick white powder. THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS The mammoth could suffer “de-extinction” because science, which might not be such great news for humanity. You've seen the "Jurassic World" trailer, right? 10 REASONS WHY 'THE WALKING DEAD' IS SO POPULAR 6. Maggie is neither a damsel to be won, nor a hag that men hate.. She fights for Glenn, goes back to rescue him and manages to remain feminine while kicking zombie ass. Yes, for all you die-hard romantics, true love is possible even when zombies are coming after you! Their love is a template for the new, Future/Past Relationship as defined by real-life anthropologist Helen Fisher, who RAYMOND NGAN, $2 BILLION GAY DEBTOR IN LARGEST LAS VEGAS Raymond Ngan, the fake financier billionaire is a total fraud. RAYMOND NGAN, an obscure Virginia gay man with a completely fabricated biography is also on the hook for a $2 billion judgment in Las Vegas, breaking a new state record as the largest default claim in the American history. But the thrill from winning the gigantic jackpot for the creditor, First 100 LLC and its highly respected CEO 9 GRUESOME SHARK ATTACKS SINCE 1975'S 'JAWS' The poster for Steven Spielberg’s ‘Jaws,’ which celebrates its 40th anniversary this summer. (Wikipedia photo) 5. Deborah Blanche Franzman, 50, a sociology professor, was bitten twice while swimming on Aug., 19, 2003 in 15 feet of water 75 yards off Avila Pier at Avila Beach, Calif.She was bitten on her left hip and lower right leg by agreat white shark.
LACK OF SLEEP MAKES SMALL TESTICLES AND AGES YOU BY TEN YEARS Lack of Sleep Makes Small Testicles and Ages You by Ten Years. According to Matthew Walker, the author of “Why We Sleep: The New Science of Sleep and Dreams” explains that a lack of sleep is quite bad for you, especially over time. WANT TO AVOID BEDBUG BITES? DON'T TAKE A SHOWER! Bedbug bites are brutal. Vacation season is in full swing and many people are traveling. One of the things I love most about checking into a hotel room is checking out the hotel room. GOP TEENS TWITTER ACCOUNT TWEETS, GET KILLED So the GOP has got a little bit of a problem on its hands. It seems young voters, those between the ages of 18 and 35, find the grand old party to be, well, old, at times crotchety, anti-education, a little bit racist, and a whole lot of hatin’ on the gays.THEBLOT MAGAZINE
Voice for the Voiceless! Millions of Readers A Year. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. 9 GRUESOME SHARK ATTACKS SINCE 1975'S 'JAWS' The poster for Steven Spielberg’s ‘Jaws,’ which celebrates its 40th anniversary this summer. (Wikipedia photo) 5. Deborah Blanche Franzman, 50, a sociology professor, was bitten twice while swimming on Aug., 19, 2003 in 15 feet of water 75 yards off Avila Pier at Avila Beach, Calif.She was bitten on her left hip and lower right leg by agreat white shark.
SIX WAYS TO TURN YOUR PEE INTO GOLD 2. Use it to water your eco-friendly bamboo trees A California company called Hyphae Design Lab developed the “PPlanter” in order to address the special misery felt by liberals who want to save the planet but keep their pied-à-terres free of urine scent markers. As an experiment, San Francisco installed these new open-air, odor-free and totally self-enclosed public toilets in one of its THE PROS AND CONS OF RESURRECTING WOOLLY MAMMOTHS The mammoth could suffer “de-extinction” because science, which might not be such great news for humanity. You've seen the "Jurassic World" trailer, right? HUMAN CANNIBALISM, MALE OR FEMALE TASTES BETTER| THEBLOT Contemplating Cannibalism Is Male or Female Meat Tastier? Cannibalism is a crime and please don’t try it on anyone! However, according to Cornell University Law School, there aren’t any laws in the US prohibiting cannibalism (the nonconsensual consumption of people). 10 THINGS WOMEN WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DO BEFORE THE 1970S Women can do a bunch of things today they weren't allowed to as recently as the 1970s. Here's a short list of 10 things that willshock you.
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RIGHTWING PROPAGANDA DOES THE BEST ON FACEBOOK, LEFTWING SHRUGS*
WILD SHEEP RESCUE, AS SHEEP SHEARS OFF 78 POUNDS OF WOOL*
EDINBURGH WOMAN BITES OFF MAN’S TONGUE IN BRAWL, SEAGULL STEALS IT*
WRETCHED TEXAS ENERGY BOARD LEADERS RESIGNED, NONE LIVE IN TEXAS!*
MYSTERY SOLVED: DYING COP SAYS NYPD, FBI KILLED MALCOLM X*
KAZAK BODYBUILDER HAS SEX DOLL WIFE, WANTS MORE VARIETY*
PRESIDENT OF INDIANAPOLIS MUSEUM OF ART RESIGNS IN DISGRACE*
SCHITT’S CREEK MANSION NOW ON SALE FOR A PALTRY $15 MILLION*
INSANELY LARGE CATCH! FISHERMEN HAUL IN 300 POUND WARSAW GROUPER*
JAPAN’S LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY INCLUDES SILENT WOMEN*
DON’T RUSH TO JUDGEMENT, BUT RUSH LIMBAUGH IS DEAD*
JOSS WHEDON MESS MESSIER, AS DAVID BOREANAZ SUPPORTS CHARISMACARPENTER
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TENNESSEE CONSIDERS BILL LETTING ANY MAN BAR A WOMAN GETTING ABORTION*
BORING VALENTINE’S DAY? HOW ABOUT A MASK THAT SMELLS LIKE VAGINA?*
RETIRED WWE WRESTLER, TYLER REKS, TRANSITIONS, NOW GABBI TUFT*
3 CUBANS FIND RESCUE, AFTER SURVIVING ON COCONUTS FOR 33 DAYS*
PORN SCANDAL, AS ROYAL NAVY OFFICER SHOOTS, SCORES ON FILM*
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS BUFFALO BILL HOUSE NOW A B&B MUSEUM*
GEORGE CLOONEY AS BUCK ROGERS PISSING SOME PEOPLE OFF*
HACKERS HIT CHINESE CHASTITY BELT, RANSOM MEN’S BALLS AND JUNK*
PERUVIAN LAWYER CAUGHT HAVING COWGIRL ON ZOOM, DURING VIRTUAL HEARING*
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WASHINGTON DC NOW OFFERS MAGIC MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE, THE POLKA DOT*
LAPD ARREST 6 FOR CHANGING HOLLYWOOD SIGN TO HOLLYBOOB*
JAPANESE WOMAN UNDER ARREST, MOM’S BODY IN FREEZER, FEARING EVICTION*
CINCINNATI COPS CHASE SALT TRUCK, SALT TRUCK SPRAYS COP CARS WITH SALT*
PARIS COPS BUST WAREHOUSE ORGY OF OVER 100 PEOPLE*
BEAVER ANAL EXCRETIONS ARE ALL OVER YOU, AND IN YOU*
WIFE CAN’T BURY HUSBAND IN LOUISIANA CEMETERY, WHITES ONLY BY-LAWS*
COPS ARREST TENNESSEE MAN FOR PHOTOSHOPPED DISRESPECTFUL PIC*
KELOWNA, CANADA GETS HUGE COCAINE SHIPMENT IN BANANAS*
PALEONTOLOGIST TALKS ABOUT FIRST EVER PERFECT DINOSAUR BUTTHOLE*
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE COMIC ART IS SOLD FOR $3.84 MILLION*
THE YEAR 2020 SUCKED SO MUCH, THE PLANET EARTH EVEN SPED UP*
AS TRUMP SPIRALS, MEGADONOR AND TRUMP SUPPORTER SHELDON ADELSON DIES*
“FREE SPEECH” PARLER IS TOAST, AS CONTENT GETS ARCHIVE TREATMENT*
SCUMBAG LIMEY MILLIONAIRE DRIVES LAMBO HURACAN TO ITALY TO STALK,THREATEN MISTRESS
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TAINT BANDAID IS NOW SOMETHING YOU CAN BUY, PERINEUM DEPENDING*
WANT TIME ALONE? TRY TO WIN THE GÖTEBORG FILM FESTIVAL AT ALIGHTHOUSE
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MAN INJECTS MAGIC MUSHROOMS, MAN GETS FUNGUS BLOOD INFECTION*
SAN DIEGO ZOO SAFARI PARK GORILLAS CATCH COVID, HAVE POSITIVE TESTS*
STRANDED SIGHTSEERS IN THE WILD USE DRONE PHONE FOR HELP*
ELON MUSK OVERTAKES JEFFREY BEZOS AS WORLD’S RICHEST*
ACCIDENTAL TOOTHPICK EATING RESULTS IN MONTHS OF RECTAL PAIN*
VACAVILLE, CALIFORNIA POLICE DEPARTMENT FINE WITH COP ON FILM BEATINGPOLICE DOG
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SAD, TANYA ROBERTS DEAD, NOT DEAD, NOW DEFINITELY DEAD*
POLICE IN PAKISTAN ARREST NEW YEAR’S IDIOT WEREWOLF*
SURVIVE! STOWAWAY MAKES IT 5,600 MILES HOLDING ONTO JUMBO JET WHEEL*
RESEARCHERS FINALLY LEARNING HOW COVID CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE*
CARES ACT LOANS HAD A LOT OF DIRTY, BIPARTISAN GRAFT*
OWN A TESLA? NOW, YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE YOUR HORN, EVEN TO FART!*
IKEA NOW SELLING PERFECT PANDEMIC SOLITUDE, MINI HOUSE*
SMITH & WESSON GOES QANON, SUES NEW JERSEY FOR BEING ANTI-GUN*
SOUTH POLE! LAST CONTINENT ON EARTH, ANTARCTICA, HAS COVID INFECTIONS*
9-YEAR-OLD BOY RYAN KAJI TOPS YOUTUBE 2020 EARNERS*
CHINA TELLS FLIGHT ATTENDANTS TO WEAR DIAPERS ON THE JOB, BECAUSECOVID
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RETIRED ISRAELI GENERAL SAYS ALIENS REAL, A GALACTIC FEDERATION TOO*
PILL MIX UP! ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION WITH ANTI-DEPRESSANTS!*
IRON CROTCH KUNG FU IS REAL, BUT IS IT HERE TO STAY?*
ENGLISH CANCEL CULTURE TROLL BOOK SUFFERS THE CANCEL CURE*
PETE DAVIDSON IS GETTING RID OF ALL HIS TATTOOS?!*
TOM CRUISE IN A RAGE OVER BROKEN COVID PROTOCOL*
EMPTY OF PEOPLE, FULL OF COCAINE, BOAT WASHES UP ON REMOTE PACIFICISLE
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WAIT, WHAT? MOST OF EARTH’S VANILLA COMES FROM MADAGASCAR?*
FRANCE OFFICIALLY ALLOWS THE DEVELOPMENT OF SUPER SOLDIERS*
ATTACKING, BITING RATS CLOSE NEW YORK CITY CHIPOTLE*
AFTER COVID, 2024 PARIS OLYMPICS WILL FINALLY HAVE BREAKDANCINGCOMPETITION
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NEW ORLEANS SWINGERS FESTIVAL GETS 41 HORNY FOLKS COVID*
CRAZY! ARCTIC DINOSAURS USED TO LIVE IN SNOWY WINTER CONDITIONS*
SINGAPORE RESTAURANT ALREADY SERVING CHICKEN FRANKENMEAT*
ALABAMA THUGSHOT CHRISTMAS TREE OUTRAGES PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE*
AUSTRIAN VILLAGE CHANGES NAME TO FUGGING, BECAUSE OLD NAME WAS…..*
STAR TREK: DISCOVERY STARS PLAY D&D FOR CREATIVE ENERGY*
OHIO COVID RULES FOR HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLING, NO SHAKING HANDS*
MARGARET THATCHER’S BRONZE STATUE GETS LONG LINE OF EGG THROWERS*
IN BAVARIAN MOUNTAINS, RANDOM GIANT PHALLUS REPLACES SMALLER GIANTPHALLUS
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ALMS FOR THE PRESIDENT BILLIONAIRE? WHY IS TRUMP BEGGING FOR MONEY?*
ANTI-GAY, HUNGARIAN POL CAUGHT AT MEN-ONLY ORGY, BAG OF DRUGS*
WEIRD: MYSTERY UTAH MONOLITH FIRST APPEARS, GETS PRESS, DISAPPEARS*
DUTCH ARTIST MADE TOWER THAT TURNS BEIJING SMOG INTO DIAMONDS*
CULLED, DANISH ZOMBIE MINK ARE COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD*
GRANA PADANO GOES AFTER YOUTUBER FOR CHEESEMAKING REVEAL*
50,000 FARMED SALMON ESCAPE INTO THE WILD, ZOOLOGISTS SMELL SOMETHINGBAD
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HOT NEWS, AS CHILI PEPPERS MAY MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER*
SCHOOL IN FRANCE ASKS PARENTS TO STOP THROWING LATE KIDS OVER GATE*
SILVER SPOONS STAR RICKY SCHRODER HELPS BAIL OUT MURDERER, KYLERITTENHOUSE
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SAY WHAT? CRAZY WEIRD PLATYPUSES ALSO GLOW IN THE DARK, TOO?*
SCI-FI GREAT ALAN DEAN FOSTER CALLS DISNEY FOR NO ROYALTIES*
MANNA FROM HEAVEN? METEORITE THRU ROOF NETS $1 MILLION*
POLICE LAMBORGHINI DELIVERS LIFE SAVING TRANSPLANT KIDNEY, 300 MILESFAST
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AFTER SEAN CONNERY’S PASSING, AN AUCTION FOR BOND’S WALTHER PPKPISTOL
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THAI TAXI DRIVER DIES IN ORGY, VIAGRA AND ERECTION CREAM HEART ATTACK*
DEPP FIRED FROM FANTASTIC BEASTS 3, STILL GETS PAID $10 MILLION FOR 1SCENE
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AMC THEATRES IN TROUBLE, SO OFFERING PRIVATE SCREENING FOR $99*
AUSTRALIA DENTIST BREAKS QUARANTINE, GETS JAIL TIME*
COPS FIND THAT SLEEPING HOMELESS PERSON ON BENCH WAS JESUS STATUE*
AEGEAN SEA GREEK ISLAND TO GO TOTALLY ELECTRIC WITH VOLKSWAGEN*
TYSON FOODS PLANT MANAGERS HAD CASH BETS FOR STAFF COVID INFECTION*
COVID VACCINE NEWS MAKES GUN STOCKS TUMBLE IN PRICE, BUT WHY?*
OREO MADE AN ASTEROID PROOF BUNKER IN THE ARCTIC, WHY?*
WASHINGTON STATE LEGALIZES DEAD BODY COMPOSTING*
ELECTION! COLORADO VOTERS CHOOSE TO BRING BACK GREY WOLVES*
ZAMBIAN WOMAN BITES OFF HUSBAND’S PENIS OVER RAT IN BEDROOM*
ROMANIAN TOWN SOMEHOW REELECTS DEAD MAYOR TO OFFICE*
STRANDED JAPANESE TOURIST GETS PRIVATE MACHU PICCHU VISIT*
COLORADO ELK GORED GOLFER, SLICED HIS KIDNEY IN HALF*
ALIVE MAN MISTAKENLY IN MORTUARY FREEZER SAVED, BUT LATER DIES*
BORAT RETURN INFECTS KAZAKHSTAN, NEW SLOGAN IS NOW VERY NICE*
WEST VIRGINIA WOMAN IN JAIL FOR KILLING BOYFRIEND, MARRYING HER FATHER*
DUTCH HACKER GETS INTO TRUMP TWITTER ACCOUNT ON TRY #5*
UPSTATE NY COUPLE DISCOVERS 100-YEAR-OLD BOOTLEG WHISKEY IN HOME*
TRUMP COVID INFECTION SPIKES CITIZEN RESEARCH INTO SCHADENFREUDE*
DAILY BLACK LICORICE DIET KILLS MASSACHUSETTS MAN*
COVID-19 VACCINE SIDE EFFECT COULD BE 500,000 DEAD SHARKS*
MAN HITS JOGGING WOMAN WITH TRUCK, RAPES AND BURIES HER*
CHINA TELLS GENGHIS KHAN MUSEUM NOT TO USE WORDS, GENGHIS KHAN, WHAT?*
DEA INSTRUCTOR CALLS BLACK RECRUIT A MONKEY, MAKES MONKEY NOISES*
EXPENSIVE, AMERICAN MADE SPY BOAT WASHED UP ON SCOTTISH ISLE*
LIBRARY STAFFER IN AUSTIN STOLE $1.5 MILLION IN PRINTER TONER*
WHITE MAN WORE BLACKFACE DISGUISE, FAKE BEARD TO MURDER HIS WIFE*
NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN KILLS WIFE’S LOVER, MAKES HER BEHEAD HIM*
COVID-19 KILLS 10,000 MINKS IN THE STATE OF UTAH*
CATHOLIC PRIEST UNDER ARREST FOR THREESOME SEX ON ALTAR*
HAIRY, POISONOUS PUSS CATERPILLARS THAT WILL MAKE YOU VOMIT INVADE VA*
PABST BLUE RIBBON NOW SELLS CANNABIS SELTZER, MUNCHIES INEVITABLE*
VERSACE EXEC GETS STOP AND FRISK FOR BEVERLY HILLS JAYWALKING*
2020 FAT BEAR WEEK WINNER IS THE BEAR, 747*
DID MITCH MCCONNELL JUST SUCKER TRUMP TO LOSE ELECTION?*
SHE’S GOT LEGS, THE LONGEST LEGS ON ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD*
DONATED PARROTS REMOVED FROM PARK FOR SWEARING AT VISITORS*
DAPPER DON IS NOW COVID DON, AS PRESIDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR COVID*
ATLANTA STRIPPERS SAY, GET YOUR BOOTY TO THE POLL*
HOCKEY FAN SCREAMS SHOOT, THEN POLICE ARRIVE AT HIS DOORSTEP*
SOME THOUGHTS ON THE SHIT SHOW PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE*
MANUAL FOUND FOR NAZI COMPUTER, WORLD’S OLDEST, THE ZUSE Z4*
DISGUSTING, RUDY GIULIANI’S COMPANY, WITH NO EMPLOYEES, SCORES FEDPPP $$$
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WOMAN OFFERS NAKED CLEANING SERVICE, AND BUSINESS IS BOOMING*
DISGUSTING! POLICE IN VIETNAM BUST CONDOM RESALE RING*
SCI-FI LEGEND STAR MICHAEL HOGAN HAS GOFUNDME FOR BRAIN INJURY*
340 POUNDS GONE AFTER CHRISTOPHER STANLEY QUIT USING DRUGS*
ORCAS! POD NEAR SPAIN ATTACKING, RAMMING LOCAL BOATS*
IN INDONESIA, ANTI-MASKERS HAVE TO DIG GRAVES FOR COVID DEAD*
SCHOOL SUSPENDS BLACK DISABLED TEEN FOR TOY GUN IN VIRTUAL CLASS*
RAND SAYS THE RICHEST AMERICANS TAKING MORE THAN WE THOUGHT*
RUTH BADER GINSBURG, DYING WISH WAS A NEW PRESIDENT TO REPLACE HER*
BATS!!!! ARIZONA WEATHER RADAR SHOWS HUGE CLOUD OF BATS!!!*
FIRST IN 175 YEARS! SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN ENDORSES JOE BIDEN OVER TRUMP*
FUNDRAISER TO MAKE DILDODON A PERMANENT ART INSTALLATION*
US NAVY SQUARES BAN ALL HEMP PRODUCTS, INCLUDING SHAMPOO*
BEGUILING BOMBSHELL DIANA RIGG PASSES AWAY FROM CANCER, AGE 82*
ACETAMINOPHEN, AKA TYLENOL, MAKES PEOPLE ENGAGE IN RISKY BEHAVIOR*
PREDATOR ALERT! TENNESSEE HAS A TIGER ON THE LOOSE PROBLEM*
28 YEARS OF BIRTHDAY MACALLAN WHISKY SELLS AS COLLECTION, ENOUGH TOBUY HOUSE
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PRIESTS ON FLOATING TIKI BAR SAVE MAN FROM LAKE GEORGE DROWNING*
4 FOOT LONG SNAKE SLITHERED DOWN WOMAN’S THROAT WHILE SHE SLEPT*
DR. DRE FACES INSANE DIVORCE, AS WIFE DEMANDS $2M PER MONTH SUPPORT*
THE BATMAN PRODUCTION HALTS, AS BATMAN ROBERT PATTINSON GETS COVID*
COVID AND ELECTION YEAR ANGST MAKES DEMAND BOOM FOR PSYCHICS*
CANADIAN BREWERY ERRED, NAMES BEER “PUBES” BY ACCIDENT*
PORN LEGEND RON JEREMY FACES 20 SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGES?*
MOLKA PROBLEM IN SOUTH KOREA, HIDDEN CAMERAS EVERYWHERE IN HOTELS*
PEANUT BUTTER BREAKFAST MAKES YOU BEDROOM WIZARD*
NEW COVID SYMPTOM ALERT: BIG BALLS, LESS FERTILITY IN MEN*
SWITZERLAND HAD CHOCOLATE RAIN AFTER FACTORY ACCIDENT*
GUN FANS LOVE MAN WHO SHOT HIMSELF IN THE BALLS*
SO EXACTLY HOW MUCH IS A BUTTLOAD, REALLY? IT’S A LOT*
SNEAKY BURGLARS STEAL 1 MILLION YEN FROM NINJA MUSEUM*
A NEW BEASTMASTER IN THE WORKS AS ORIGINAL MASTER LOST*
CDC WARNS STORES, DON’T CONFRONT CRAZY ANTI-MASKERS*
MICHIGAN AT LAST TO PAY FLINT SURVIVORS $600 MILLION FOR POISONEDWATER
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FLORIDA TO RELEASE 750 MILLION MOSQUITOS TO COMBAT…. MOSQUITOS*
EMPOWERED WOMEN POST TOPLESS NATURE COLORADO PICS*
AS SEASON 4 OF STRANGER THINGS WRAPS, SEASON 5 CONFIRMED!*
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NEPAL CELEBRATES FIRST EVER RARE, GODLIKE GOLD TURTLE*
MAN WRAPS NEIGHBOR’S CAR IN PLASTIC FOR STEALING PARKING SPOT*
DIPSHIT SUES ONLINE DATE FOR $150,000 FOR GETTING HERPES KISS*
YALE WELCOMES BACK STUDENTS, WARNS THEN THEY WILL FACE DEATH*
CANADIAN PROVINCE RECOMMENDS GLORY HOLE FOR SAFE COVID SEX*
WTF? HUSBAND COMMITS SUICIDE FOR NO SEX, POLICE ARREST WIFE?*
BUCK NAKED GERMAN MAN CHASES WILD BOAR FOR LAPTOP COMPUTER*
BP WORKER WINS BIG AFTER DOWNFALL NAZI PARODY DISMISSAL*
THE BIGGER THE PORN DIET, THE SMALLER THE ERECTION*
NEW VIDEO SHOWS POLICE HANDCUFF SPECIAL NEEDS 8-YEAR-OLD BOY*
PEOPLE DONATING THEIR HAIR TO CLEAN UP MAURITIUS OIL SPILL*
TERRIFIED MIKE TYSON PUTS SHARK TO SLEEP, TICKLING ITS NOSE*
WTF? TAX DOLLARS PAYING FOR MODERNA COVID VACCINE, YOU’LL THEN BUY*
TRUMP ADMIN WARNS AMERICANS AWAY FROM NEW ZEALAND “HEALTH RISKS”*
MEET BIG DADDY, THE MURDEROUS CROC REFORMED BY MARRIAGE*
GEORGIA PRINCIPAL SUSPENDS STUDENT FOR POSTING MASK-LESS HIGH SCHOOLCROWD
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WOMAN REPORTS EMPLOYEE JOHN AMAECHI FOR USING TERM “KAREN,” BUTHE’S THE CEO
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LEECH GOES IN MAN’S PENIS, DRINKS A LITER OF HIS BLOOD*
HARTFORD SOVEREIGN CITIZEN CUTS OFF LANDLORD’S HEAD WHEN TOLD TO GETOUT
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CAB DRIVER SERIAL KILLER FED 50 BODIES TO CROCODILES, SOLD THEIR CARS*
UK GOV TO INVEST IN LADY FRIENDLY SEX-PARTY COMPANY, KILLING KITTENS*
DID TRUMP AND KODAK JUST ENJOY INSIDER TRADING VIA US TAX DOLLARS?*
UK POLICE RESPOND TO PANTHER ON THE LOOSE, BUT IT’S A GIANT PLUSHIE*
TRUMP DOCTOR BELIEVES IN DEMON SPERM, ALIEN DNA, HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE*
VEGAN HEALTH NUT DRINKS SEMEN SHAKES TO BEAT BACK COVID*
BARCELONA SEIZES APARTMENTS FROM LANDLORDS WHO WON’T RENT THEM*
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? A PARANORMAL HELPLINE IN INDIA*
CORONAVIRUS FAILS TO CANCEL TEXAS TESTICLE FESTIVAL 2020*
ITALIAN COPS FIND SHIPMENT OF COFFEE BEANS FILLED WITH COCAINE*
CALABRIA, ITALY TOWN SELLING HOMES FOR 1 SINGLE EURO, WITH A CATCH*
26-YEAR-OLD RUSSIAN SEXOLOGIST FOUND DEAD ON BED, NAKED*
POLICE RAID SEX CULT, RUN BY 77-YEAR-OLD CALLED THE DOCTOR*
MASKED THIEF BREAKS PENAL CODE, STEALS 40LB DILDO, MOBY*
SOUTHAMPTON EATERY BURNS EPSTEIN AND WEINSTEIN’S REGULAR TABLE*
NAKED ATHENA BARES ALL TO FEDS IN PORTLAND, FEDS SHOOT PEPPER BALLS ATHER FEET
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TRUMP SENDS IN FEDS, GRABBING PEOPLE OFF THE STREET IN PORTLAND*
GEORGIA COPS RESPOND TO BODY ON TRACKS, BUT IT’S A SEX DOLL*
BORED WITH COVID CLOSETING? VISIT RAMESSES VI TOMB IN 3D VIRTUAL TOUR*
MINNEAPOLIS COPS USED DRONES TO SPY ON PEOPLE ON NUDE BEACH*
US NAVY FINALLY BOASTS FIRST BLACK, FEMALE FIGHTER PILOT LIKE, EVER*
WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND, THEN MARRIES STEPSON, 20 YEARS OLD*
GREAT WHITE SHARKS IN NEW YORK & NEW JERSEY WATERS, MORE TO COME*
POLICE HUNTING LOCAL HOMELESS GERMAN RAMBO IN BLACK FOREST*
DAMN FOOL MICHAEL COHEN BACK IN JAIL, SKIPS HOUSE ARREST FOR UES MEAL*
NBA IN ORLANDO, A BUBBLE IN AN EXPLODING BUBBLE AS PETRIE DISH*
MAN STOLE 126 FLIP-FLOPS FOR SHOE FETISH SEX, MAJOR LEGAL FLOP*
WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT GIANT MOSQUITO IN ARGENTINA?*
PRESIDENTIAL HEADS CRUMBLE IN VIRGINIA FIELD, TESTAMENT OF TODAY*
WILL GHISLAINE MAXWELL LIVE TO TELL ALL THE TALES SHE KNOWS?*
DOCTOR DECLARED WOMAN DEAD, THEN SHE WAKES UP IN A BODY BAG*
BERLIN WANTS TO BAN DEODORANT ON MASS TRANSIT, BECAUSE COVID*
BRILLIANT WESTERN SOUNDTRACK COMPOSER ENNIO MORRICONE GONE*
BEER BINGE WITH NO PEE MAKES MAN’S BLADDER EXPLODE*
TOPLESS BRITISH WOMAN SAVES 3 PEOPLE FROM DROWNING IN CORNWALL*
POLICE SEIZE $1.2 BILLION IN AMPHETAMINES, BIGGEST DRUG BUST EVER*
1792 VIRGINIA LAW AGAINST SWEARING FINALLY REPEALED IN 2020*
JOHNNY DEPP ORDERED DRUGS, SO WAS HE A DOMESTIC ABUSER TOO?*
SEE THE FACE OF MAN’S SKULL, MOUNTED ON A STAKE 8,000 YEARS AGO*
SWINGER SEX FESTIVAL WON’T HAPPEN, BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS*
POOR SAP BUYS GORGEOUS LAMBORGHINI, CRASHES 20 MINUTES LATER*
COKE COCK: POLICE ARREST MAN SMUGGLING COCAINE IN FAKE PENIS*
DURIAN FRUIT STRIKES AGAIN, EVACUATING POST OFFICE IN BAVARIA*
JAWS MAYOR IS A CHARACTER ALL OVER COVID UNITED STATES*
NEO-NAZI SATANIST US ARMY SOLDIER TO ATTACK OWN UNIT*
GLOBAL WARMING UPDATE: SIBERIA SEES 100 DEGREE TEMPS*
SECRET PASSAGEWAY FOUND AT UNITED KINGDOM’S PARLIAMENT*
INDIA CATCHES SUPPOSED SPY PIGEON FROM PAKISTAN*
GET NIPPLE RINGS FOR BETTER SEX, AND BIGGER ORGASMS*
WHOOPS, FORD BRONCO SCHEDULES RELEASE DATE, O.J. SIMPSON’S BDAY*
VIENNA POLICE FINE MAN FOR FARTING AT THEM, WITH INTENT*
TEMPTATION GIVES 16 FRIENDS COVID AS FLORIDA LOCKDOWN ENDS*
SOME IDIOT LEFT $191,000 IN GOLD BARS ON SWISS TRAIN*
PENN. WOMAN HAD GRANDMA’S BODY IN FREEZER FOR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS*
JOHN CLEESE WICKED PISSED ABOUT REMOVAL OF FAULTY TOWERS REMOVAL*
MAN ON TRAIN DIES, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE NOTICES FOR FIVE HOURS*
LADY BOXER TESTS POSITIVE FOR BANNED SUBSTANCE FROM HAVING SEX*
TRUMP’S SPACE FORCE LOSING TRADEMARK FIGHT WITH SPACE FORCE ONNETFLIX
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GALVESTON TEXAS SCENE OF TWERKING, TOPLESS ARRESTS*
ALL-INCLUSIVE ORGY RESORT SEX ISLAND OPENS DURING CORONAVIRUS*
BECAUSE TRUMP , AMERICANS GARGLING BLEACH, MISTING WITH DISINFECTANT*
FEISTY GRANDMA JENNIE STEJNA, 103, BEATS COVID AND HAS A BUD LIGHT*
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MIGHT BUY GUNS, WALMART FINALLY REMOVES THEMNATIONALLY
*
PSYCHEDELIC TOAD VENOM RITUAL, PENIS CANDLES, PORN STAR AND MURDER*
FINAL U.S. CIVIL WAR PENSIONER PASSES AWAY AT AGE 90*
PRE-CHRISTIAN ISRAELITES SMOKED CANNABIS IN ANCIENT TEMPLES*
AFTER 75 DAY VERMONT RETREAT, MAN ASKS, DID I MISS ANYTHING?*
PAT ROBERTSON (!) SLAMS TRUMP, CALLS FOR MINNESOTA JUSTICE*
NEW COVID-SAFE DESK DESIGN COULD FACE SERIOUS CRITICISM*
FLYING TURTLE SMASHES THRU CAR WINDSHIELD, DOESN’T MAKE IT*
WTF?! LG POLAND GOES UPSKIRT IN LATEST CELL PHONE AD*
A LOT OF REPUBLICANS THINK COVID VACCINE WILL INCLUDE BILL GATESTRACKING CHIPS
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TO BECOME SPIDERMAN, 3 BOLIVIAN BROTHERS HAVE BLACK WIDOW BITE THEM*
FLORIDA HOME DOORMAT SAYS GET A WARRANT, POLICE OBLIGE*
NC SUPREME COURT FINALLY SAYS MIDDLE FINGER NOT PROBABLE CAUSE*
ROBBERY CASE SOLVED BY 6-YEAR-OLD MAGNET FISHING, SUNKEN LAKE SAFE*
FREAKY! NEW LICKABLE DEVICE LETS YOU TASTE ANY FLAVOR*
CRAZY! SCIENCE PROVES PENGUIN POO IS CHOCK FULL OF LAUGHING GAS*
LIVESTREAM THIS YEAR’S SUMMER SOLSTICE AT THE ANCIENT STONEHENGE*
FLORIDA OFFICIAL REMOVED FOR REFUSING TO CENSOR CORONAVIRUS NUMBERS*
MAN KNOCKED UP STEP-DAUGHTER, 14, WHEN PARTNER WENT TO HOSPITAL*
CRUISE GHOST SHIP HORROR, INFESTED WITH CANNIBAL RATS*
8-WEEK-OLD BABY LULA WATCHES STRONGMAN VIDS, STANDS*
BLOW-UP DOLLS ENFORCE SOCIAL DISTANCING IN SOUTH CAROLINA RESTAURANT*
APPLE TO BEGIN REOPENING STORES IN US, CANADA AT LAST*
BRIAN MAY, AGING QUEEN ROCK STAR, TEARS ASS WHILE GARDENING*
WHAT, CORONAVIRUS CAN CAUSE PSYCHOSIS, TOO? WHAT’S NEXT?*
YOUNG JOGGER GETS COLLAPSED LUNG FROM WEARING CORONAVIRUS MASK*
CLEVER BOSTON COP PLAYS MATING CALL TO LURE ESCAPED PEACOCK*
PERFECT, CAMPY SPACE OPERA FLASH GORDON RELEASING IN 4K RESOLUTION*
LOUISIANA POLICE HUNTING AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN, BUT IS ON THE LAMB*
WOMAN TRIES TO PET SOUTH CAROLINA ALLIGATOR, SAYS EPITAPH AS IT TAKESHER
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MOON MINING? THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS NEGOTIATING THAT*
WHAT?! MICHAEL JORDAN COULD HAVE PLAYED WITH NOWITZKI?*
ASSHAT REPUBLICAN MITCH DANIELS TRIES TO SHIELD RIGHT FROM CORONAVIRUSCRITICISM
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THESE T1 SMART GLASSES WILL SHOW AUTHORITIES IF YOU HAVE A FEVER*
MURDER HORNETS IN THE US, KILLING BEES, MAYBE PEOPLE*
PANDEMIC LOCKDOWN KILLS SEX DRIVE, CONDOM SALES ALSO DOWN*
PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE ENJOYS LOCKDOWN WITH WALL OF PLASTER PENISES*
LOCKDOWN MURDER HORROR, POLICE FIND MAN DISMEMBERING WIFE*
LOCKDOWN WITH NO PANTS, ABC NEWS REPORTER FLASHES VIEWERS*
OWNER OF ONE FATTE’S PIZZA ROBS ANOTHER AT GUNPOINT*
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY MAYOR FINDS WOMAN LIVING IN HIS CELLAR?*
ACAPULCO WATERS LIGHT UP FOR FIRST TIME IN 60 YEARS*
NEW DRAGANFLY PANDEMIC DRONE CAN DETECT FEVERS, ENFORCE SOCIALDISTANCING
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HERO VOLUNTEERS LIVE 28 DAYS IN FACTORY TO MAKE PPE SUPPLIES*
BREAST IMPLANTS SAVE WOMAN’S LIFE FROM BULLET AIMED AT HEART*
WHISKY IS THE REAL HOLY WATER, ACCORDING TO POPE FRANCIS*
ACTOR BRIAN DENNEHY PASSES AWAY AT 81, ALREADY MISSED BY COSTARS*
FLIES HUMPING FOR 41 MILLION YEARS IN PORNOGRAPHIC AMBER*
OOPS, FIGHTER JET PASSENGER EJECTED BY ACCIDENT IN FRANCE*
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO MINE URANIUM NEAR GRAND CANYON, END BAN*
PLAY THE NASA VIDEO GAME FOR YOU TO SAVE CORAL REEFS!*
AUSSIE POLICE FINE COUPLE FOR VIOLATING LOCKDOWN WITH OLD VACAY FB PIC*
VAL KILMER HAS NEW MEMOIR, SAYS NO GIRLFRIEND FOR 20 YEARS!*
BEST CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN ONLINE WORKOUT MIGHT BE CONBODY*
NO SEX FOR WOMAN WITH CONSTANT AROUSAL FROM RARE CONDITION*
ASA AKIRA, PORN QUEEN, DONATES PORNHUB $$$ TO NYC HOSPITALS*
COLUMBIA TELLS CITIZENS TO WANK DURING PANDEMIC LOCKDOWN*
AFTER LOCKDOWN, VISIT THE SHIPWRECK CAPITAL OF CANADA, LAKE HURON*
OUR POO WILL MEASURE TRUE CORONAVIRUS IMPACT REALITY WITH RNA*
DYSON VACUUM INVENTOR DESIGNS VENTILATOR IN 10 DAYS, WILL PRODUCE15,000
*
VILLAGERS IN INDIA FORCED INTO TREES FOR CORONAVIRUS ISOLATION*
CORONAVIRUS CLOSES DUTCH MUSEUM, THIEVES STEAL VAN GOGH PAINTING*
BRITISH COUPLE MURDERS AU PAIR, THEN HAVE SEX, BARBECUE BODY*
FUNCTIONAL CRISIS MANAGER, YES, BUT ANDREW CUOMO STILL AN ASSHOLE*
GOT LOCKDOWN? ONLINE STAR SAYS TRY SOME CYBER SEX, KEEP SPIRITS UP*
HOT RUSSIAN BANKER SURVIVES HELICOPTER CRASH, ARCTIC COLD*
PORTLAND STRIPPERS LAID OFF, NOW DELIVERING BOOBER EATS*
REPUBLICAN PREACHER LOOKING FOR LOVE, HIS AWESOME REPUBLICAN GODDESS*
SEX DOC SPECIALIST TALKS ABOUT HOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS*
WALKING DEAD ZOMBIE ACTOR JAILED FOR BITING DOMESTIC FAN*
STUCK AT HOME? COMFORT BAILEYS SLOW COOKER RECIPE THE FIX MIX*
THRIFT STORE SCORE! SALVADOR DALÍ WOOD ENGRAVING PRINT FOUND*
THE NEW AND CURRENT ERA OF SOCIAL DISTANCING, ISOLATION*
US SOCCER WOMEN ATHLETES WANT EQUAL PAY, FEDERATION SAYS THEY’REINFERIOR
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VOLUNTEER GIVES HOSPITAL 3D PRINTED VALVE PART FOR VENTILATOR, GETSUED
*
OIL PERSON RUPAUL MAKES TONS OF FRACKING MONEY ON WYOMING RANCH*
TENNESSEE BROTHERS FORCED TO DONATE HAND SANITIZER AFTER HOARDING,PRICE GOUGING
*
3 GUESTS AT TRUMP’S MAR-A LAGO RESORT TEST POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS*
ASSHAT WITH FAILED BRAKES, TRUCK DESTROYS EASTER ISLAND HEAD STATUE*
YOUR AGAIN FASHIONABLE POLYESTER IS SHEDDING A LOT OF MICROPLASTICS*
KATE BECKINSALE DISHES ON MORE HARVEY WEINSTEIN SCREAMING ABUSE*
MING THE MERCILESS, MAX VON SYDOW, PASSES AWAY AT 90*
DOLLY PARTON TO CELEBRATE 75TH BIRTHDAY WITH 2ND PLAYBOY SPREAD*
26-YEAR-OLD TATTOO ARTIST HAS RARE CONDITION WORSE THAN CORONA, ALWAYSDRUNK
*
TOP PINTEREST HOME TRENDS WE CAN’T WAIT TO TRY OUT IN 2020*
SMOKERS BEWARE! CIGARETTES MAKE CORONAVIRUS MUCH WORSE*
AUSSIE THIEF USES REEL FISHING ROD TO STEAL VERSACE NECKLACE*
GOLDEN STATE KILLER TO PLEA GUILTY TO 13 MURDERS, NO DEATH PENALTY?*
CRAZY, TABLES AND COUNTERS CAN NOW HACK YOU CELL PHONE*
CORONAVIRUS HITS HOLLYWOOD, NEW JAMES BOND RELEASE FILM DELAYED*
POLICE ARREST TWO FOR POSSESSION OF WHALE VOMIT, AMBERGRIS*
DISNEY GOES VEGAS AS MINNIE IN CAT FIGHT, MICKEY & GOOFY BOUNCERS*
WOMAN HEARS CHEATING HUSBAND’S SEX SESSIONS ON AMAZON ALEXA*
GENERATION Z WILL SEE HALF THE WORLD’S BEACHES DISAPPEAR BY 2050*
ULTIMATE CREEP FLORIDA WORKER SUCKED ON PATIENTS’ TOES*
FEAR, STUPID PEOPLE, CORONAVIRUS MAKE BAD TIMING FOR CORONA BEER*
RAT BITES NEW YORK MAN’S PENIS IN JAIL, NOW IT’S RATFUKKED*
PORN ICON RILEY REID TALKS ABOUT LONELINESS OF SEX STARDOM*
FREE! SMITHSONIAN RELEASES 2.8 MILLION IMAGES INTO PUBLIC DOMAIN*
BMW DRIVER’S MORE LIKELY TO BE ASSH0LES, SAYS SCIENCE*
YALE STUDY: TEXAS FRACKING CAUSES HIGHER RATES OF LONE STAR STDS*
FOUR NYC BABIES GET FATAL HERPES FROM CIRCUMCISION*
ANCIENT DIRTY HARRY ENDORSES MIKE BLOOMBERG FOR PRESIDENT*
TRAIN CONDUCTOR WINS AFTER GETTING FIRED FOR SEXY PHOTOS*
FLORIDA OFFICIALS CLOSE PUBLIC PARK FOR YEARLY SNAKE ORGY*
DRUNK DRIVER KILLS PEDESTRIAN, DRIVES MANGLED HEADLESS BODY TO BAR*
WOMAN PLAYS VIOLIN DURING BRAIN CANCER BRAIN SURGERY*
CORONAVIRUS PANIC CAUSES SPIKE IN PRIVATE JET DEMAND, RICH STRANDED*
WOMAN TAKES MY LITTLE PONY SUPPORT ANIMAL ON DOMESTIC FLIGHT*
DISGUSTING! WENDY’S STAFFER FIRED FOR BATHING IN FAST FOOD KITCHENSINK
*
NASA IS RECRUITING APPLICANTS! DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT?*
JAPANESE FIRM OFFERS SEX DOLL FUNERALS, WITH PORN STAR REI KATO*
MOM PISSED, NURSERY STAFF WRITE MESSAGE ON HER BABY WITH MARKER*
MAN RUSHES TO HOSPITAL WITH BLUE LEGS, DIAGNOSIS: IDIOT*
MAN GETS 3 DAY HARD-ON USING BULL VIAGRA FOR BREEDING*
NOT A JOKE, FLORIDA GETS A BAD CASE OF THE MONKEY HERPES*
SEX SLAVE FOR 31 YEARS, VENEZUELA WOMAN FINALLY ESCAPES HELL*
MAN’S PENIS ROTS WITH GANGRENE AFTER ACCIDENTAL SEXY TIME LOVE BITE*
BANANA REPUBLIC: TRUMP’S DOJ UNDERMINES PROSECUTORS IN STONE CASE*
SUDDEN DECLINE IN BUMBLEBEES LEADING TO MASS EXTINCTION*
TANDEM DUO RUSSIAN SPACECRAFT STALKING US SPY SATELLITE*
EL PASO COP CONVICTED OF RAPE GETS NO JAIL TIME, NOT A JOKE*
POLICE CATCH DRUG SMUGGLERS WITH BAGS MARKED, BAG FULL OF DRUGS*
STUDENT LOAN COMPANY SENDS MAN 55,000 BILL LETTERS*
GALÁPAGOS TORTOISE THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT ARE STILL AROUND*
SCHOOL SHOWED LION KING AT FUNDRAISER, DISNEY CHARGES $ FORINFRINGEMENT
*
CLIMATE CHANGE KILLING THIS YEAR’S POPULAR RALLY SWEDEN RACE*
IDIOT ORANGUTAN POTUS SENDS CONGRATS TO WRONG STATE FOR SUPER BOWLVICTOR
*
US-MEXICO AUTHORITIES FIND LONGEST TUNNEL FOR SMUGGLING, EVER*
BLACK MICHIGAN MAN GOES TO BANK TO DEPOSIT CHECKS, BANK CALLS POLICE*
UNITED STATES SENATE REPUBLICANS, THY NAME IS HERETOFORE COWARDICE*
DUTCH COPS ARREST PICKPOCKET WITH 30 PHONES IN SHORTS AT CONCERT*
REMEMBERING KOBE BRYANT, AND LAMENTING A FUTURE WITHOUT HIM*
NORTHERN CALI VINEYARD LOSES 100,000 GALLONS OF WINE IN SPILL*
TURKEY’S ERDOGAN WANTS LAW TO LET MEN RAPE UNDERAGE GIRLS, THENMARRY THEM
*
SUSPECT FLIES MERCEDES OVER SAN JOAQUIN RIVER, DIES ON LANDING*
RAZOR CLAWED ROOSTER KILLS OWNER GOING TO COCKFIGHT*
FLORIDA POLICE ARRESTED MAN FOR DONUT GLAZE IN 2015, STILL HAS ARECORD
*
RIGHTWING ANGRY OVER BURGER KING PIECE, DAMN THAT’S GOOD*
SMARTEST TECH GRADS WON’T WORK FOR EVIL TECH GIANTS*
MILWAUKEE WOMAN HAS CHEST PAINS, WAITS 2 HOURS IN ER, DIES*
UGANDA AUTHORITIES BUST SMUGGLER, CONTRABAND IN FAKE BABY*
NEW SOUTH WALES AIR DROPS CARROTS AND SWEET POTATOES TO STARVINGANIMALS
*
NYC COMMUTERS GETTING EXTRA CHARGE WITH APPLE PAY*
NY TEEN NASA INTERN FINDS NEW PLANET ON 3RD DAY*
PRINCESS MEGHAN AND HARRY UPEND THE ENGLISH ROYAL FAMILY NARRATIVE*
THE DAVID STERN LEGACY IS INTERTWINED WITH MAGIC JOHNSON, AIDS*
WASHINGTON STATE TROOPERS SPEND NEW YEAR’S EVE BATTLING TUMBLEGEDDON*
A MIRACLE: GRAND CANYON HIKER MISSING 11 DAYS FOUND ALIVE*
AUSTRALIAN MAN USES CAR TO MAKE PORK ROAST IN HEAT WAVE*
VANDALS DEFACE GANDHI PHOTO, STEAL ASHES ON 150TH BIRTHDAY*
IOWA MAN HAS PET COYOTE, FIGHTS TO KEEP IT FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT*
CANADIAN TAKES AMPUTATED ARM TO TAXIDERMIST TO HANG ONTO IT*
IS CHRIS BRUMMER ANGLING FOR A TRUMP 2020 AMBASSADOR APPOINTMENT?*
WE’RE NOT RACIST! SAYS WHITES ONLY MINNESOTA CHURCH*
MAN SHOOTS TEXAS BARBER FOR SON’S BAD HAIRCUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS*
KENTUCKY SHOWS REDNECK ROOTS WITH AIR FRYER METH*
GERMAN SANTA GOES UNDERWATER AT BERLIN SEALIFE AQUARIUM*
JOSH BROLIN ATTEMPTS TAINT TANNING, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT*
CALIFORNIA BETHEL MEGACHURCH FUNDRAISING OFF RAISING BABY FROM THEDEAD
*
LYFT PISSES OFF USERS WITH QUESTIONABLE HANDLES AND NAMES*
INFECTION RESISTANT TO DRUGS TRACKED TO PET STORE PUPPIES*
STONE AGE DANISH GIRL, LOLA, CHEWED GUM 5,700 YEARS AGO*
TROLLS PROVE EVIL EXISTS DURING NATIONAL EPILEPSY AWARENESS MONTH*
2 MASS GRAVE SITES FROM 1921 TULSA RACE RIOTS FOUND?*
WITH CHANGE IN UTAH STATE LAW, UTAH DESTROYS 1,000S OF GALLONS OF BEER*
MISSOURI 5TH GRADERS CLASSROOM ASSIGNMENT TO SET A PRICE FOR A SLAVE*
AUSTRALIAN MAN FACES MULLET DISCRIMINATION DOWN UNDER*
PIMA COUNTY DEPUTY ATTACKS, BODY SLAMS QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE CHILD*
POLICE ARREST FLORIDA OLD FART FOR GF ASSAULT, ARGUING TRUMP*
RISE OF SKYWALKER ACTOR SAYS SECRECY AFFECTS PERFORMANCES*
PROTESTS IN MEXICO OVER NAKED EMILIANO ZAPATA PAINTING*
OHIO STATE REP. TIMOTHY GINTER BUSTED AS DAMNED LIAR OVER PROJECTBLITZ
*
BRIANA SMITH WON HOOTERS PAGEANT, WANTS TO BE MORTICIAN*
MAN KILLED BY OWN HOME SHOTGUN BOOBY TRAP*
79-YEAR-OLD DELTA FLIGHT ATTENDANT FIRED OVER MILK CARTON?*
ADONIS DUCK DAVE HAS PENIS REMOVED FOR TOO MUCH QUACKING*
IPHONE HAS COMPETITION FROM PABLO ESCOBAR’S BROTHER?*
DHS WANTS TO USE FACIAL RECOGNITION ON US CITIZENS NOW, TOO*
MIT LADY STUDENTS BREAK GUINNESS RECORD FOR SAUSAGE BUN TOSS*
GOT DEPRESSION? MAGIC MUSHROOMS MAY SOON GIVE TREATMENT*
MAN LOVES HOT POT, MAN GETS TAPEWORMS IN HIS BRAIN*
RETIRED MLB PLAYER TAKES KIDS TO GUN RANGE IN CASE OF BERNIE*
WHEATIES EATING 82-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WEIGHTLIFTER FIGHTS OFF HOME INVADER*
YOUR MOUTHWASH NEGATES YOUR GAINS FROM EXERCISE*
TWITTER IN CHIEF TRUMP TRUMPS JAMES JOYCE’S ULYSSES*
FINRA TRIES TO UN-SCREW POOCH, RE-HEARS CASE BARRING BROKER*
KANSAS CITY WEATHER MAKES TOWN SMELL LIKE ASS*
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS VIRAL BABY YODA NONSENSE?*
GEORGETOWN LAW DR. BRATWURST CHRIS BRUMMER VICTIM TALMAN HARRIS ON THEROAD TO VINDICATION
*
NARWHAL THE UNICORN PUPPY, BORN WITH MAGICAL TAIL ON HIS HEAD*
CHINESE WOMAN SUFFERS DIZZINESS, BUT WAS JUST MISSING HER CEREBELLUM*
BRITISH MAN’S TEA POT ON A SHELF SELLS FOR $1.25 MILLION*
CHRIS BRUMMER, AKA DR. BRATWURST, CUTS OFF HAND, DOCTORS SAVE IT ATTACHED TO HIS GROIN*
2018 KILAUEA ERUPTION CAUSED HUGE PHYTOPLANKTON BLOOM*
CHERNOBYL CONTROL ROOM NOW OPEN TO TOURISTS*
JULI BRISKMAN, TRUMP BIRD FLIPPER, WINS VIRGINIA LOCAL ELECTION*
IOWA FAMILY FINDS BASEMENT FLOODED WITH 5 INCHES OF ANIMAL BLOOD*
ARIZONA NATIONAL FOREST’S 1 TON WIZARD ROCK GOES MISSING, REAPPEARS*
NURSE GETS $900,000 BILL FOR PREEMIE BIRTH, HOSPITAL CARE*
MAN HAD WEED BALLOON STUCK IN NOSE FOR 18 YEARS*
PENNSYLVANIA TEEN GENIUS CREATES TECH FIXING CAR BLIND SPOTS*
INDIANA WOMAN DEAD IN SNAKE HOUSE, RETICULATED PYTHON AROUND HER NECK*
EGOTISTIC MONTREAL MAYOR CANCELS HALLOWEEN, ON HALLOWEEN*
TOOTHACHE TREATMENT TURNS WOMAN’S BLOOD TO CHOCOLATE BROWN COLOR*
WANT TO TRY SOME GUINEA PIG ICE CREAM? TRY ECUADOR!*
ARKANSAS WOMAN SAYS HER BROTHER GAVE HER METH SANDWICH*
TOWN IN NORTHERN FRANCE HAD BLACK PANTHER PROWLING THE ROOFTOPS*
SKYNET GETS CLOSER WITH RIPSAW M5 ROBOTIC TANK*
BIRDS MISTAKE RUBBER BANDS FOR WORMS, COVER ISLAND IN LITTER*
FACEBOOK LOVES CANDIDATE PETE BUTTIGIEG, BUT WHY?*
JOHNSON CITY POLICE ARREST WHITE MAN NAMED TUPAC SHAKUR*
EXTREME LIFE EXPECTANCY RANGE ON CHICAGO RAIL LINE BY ZIP CODE*
2 HOLSTEIN BULLS SIRED ALMOST ALL AMERICAN DAIRY COWS, AND THAT’SREALLY BAD NEWS
*
US MILITARY JUST STOPPED USING FLOPPY DISKS FOR NUCLEAR MISSILELAUNCHES
*
ONE SINGLE TEABAG CAN GIVE YOU BILLIONS OF MICROPLASTICS*
U.S. NAVY CONFIRMS THAT VIRAL UFO VIDEO WAS REAL*
KEN STARR RE-AFFIRMS HIS DOUCHEBAG BONAFIDES ON IMPEACHMENT*
LIKELY SMUGGLERS SAVED FROM DROWNING BY FLOATING COCAINE*
IRISHMAN PRANKS EVERYONE AT HIS FUNERAL WITH VOICE RECORDING*
BILLIONAIRE BILL GATES WAS PRETTY TIGHT WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN*
ENGLISH TOURIST DIED IN ITALIAN SEX SHOP, WATCHING BLUE MOVIE*
TEXAS COMPANY SHAMED AN APPLICANT FOR INSTAGRAM BATHING SUIT PHOTO*
LABRADOR ATTACKS 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL, 230 STITCHES OF DAMAGE*
FREE HONG KONG SIGN GETS SIXERS FANS EJECTED FROM GAME*
BRIDE CATCHES GROOM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING DRUNK BRIDESMAID BEFOREWEDDING
*
TRUMP BUDDY ROGER STONE MAY HAVE JUST COMMITTED SEDITION*
WHO IS KHADDI SAGNIA? POSSIBLY, THE HOTTEST LONG JUMPER, EVER*
DONALD TRUMP IS TAKING THE UNITED STATES DOWN DANGEROUS RABBIT HOLES*
LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE OUTBREAK LIKELY CAUSED BY NC STATE FAIR HOT TUBS*
LOS ANGELES HOMELESS WOMAN STUNS WORLD WITH OPERA SINGING VIDEO*
POLICE DRONE FINDS FUGITIVE OF 17 YEARS LIVING IN RURAL CAVE*
OLDEST MAN TO EVER SCUBA DIVE SETS RECORD AT AGE 96*
BELGIAN MAN SITS ON TOILET 5 DAYS, AIMING AT RECORD*
CAMEL SITS ON INVASIVE WOMAN, WOMAN BITES CAMEL’S TESTICLES*
BANGBROS PORN SITE APPLIES TO RENAME MIAMI HEAT ARENA*
ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORLD’S FIRST VAGINA MUSEUM?*
COAST GUARD CAUGHT NARCO SUB, 6 TONS OF COCAINE IN EPIC BUST*
WEDDING WASABI GIVES WOMAN BROKEN HEART SYNDROME*
FRENCH WOMAN REALIZES PAINTING HANGING OVER HER HOT PLATE WORTHMILLIONS
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RUSSIA WON’T TELL NASA WHY THERE WAS A HOLE IN SOYUZ SPACECRAFT*
BOY SURVIVES ANCHOR LODGED IN SKULL, NOW CALLED ANCHORMAN*
NOW DEAD ABORTION DOCTOR KEPT THOUSANDS OF FETAL REMAINS IN GARAGE*
RUSSIAN ORTHODOX PRIESTS SPRAY CITY WITH HOLY WATER FROM PLANE*
DONALD TRUMP BLAMES ORANGE LOOK ON LED BULBS*
MAN WITH 2-DAY ERECTION HAD SURGERY, THOUGHT PENIS WOULD DIE*
DISGRUNTLED EX USED A DRONE TO DROP EXPLOSIVES ON EX-GIRLFRIEND*
DRAKE WANTS CELINE DION TATTOO, SHE SAYS PLEASE DON’T*
RHINO FLIPS OVER CAR, GAMEKEEPER AT SERENGETI SAFARI PARK*
NEW HAMPSHIRE WOMAN FIGHTS STATE TO KEEP PB4WEGO LICENSE PLATE*
FLORIDA DUI COUPLE TRY SEX IN BACK OF POLICE CAR*
ARE AMERICAN AND RUSSIAN SATELLITES ABOUT TO COLLIDE IN ORBIT?*
BOTOX BURGLAR WOMAN USES GRINDER SAW TO GAIN ENTRY*
JAPANESE CLERK STEALS 1,300 CREDIT CARDS WITH MEMORIZATION*
BRAZILIAN INDIGENOUS TRIBES DEFENDER MURDERED, EXECUTION STYLE*
MYSTERY: BALTIC SEA UNDERWATER OBSERVATORY DISAPPEARS*
TRUMP ADMIN CONSIDERS FEDERAL BAN ON VAPING PRODUCTS*
AUSTRALIA WAS HOME TO GIANT MARSUPIAL WITH RAZOR CLAWS*
OXFORD HIGH SCHOOL HAS TO APOLOGIZE FOR SUICIDE NOTE HOMEWORK*
DUTCH YOUTUBER AND FRIEND ARRESTED AT AREA 51*
COURTNEY LOVE WON’T SELL HER SOUL TO OPIOID CRISIS SACKLER FAMILY*
VW TO CONVERT CLASSIC BEETLES INTO ELECTRIC HERBIES*
WALL STREET BULL DAMAGED AFTER MAN ATTACKS WITH BANJO*
MECHANIC FOR AMERICAN AIRLINES SABOTAGED FLIGHT FOR OVERTIME*
NEWS ANCHOR KAREN HEPP SUES FACEBOOK, REDDIT USING PIC IN RACY ADS*
HUNT ON FOR 3-FOOT ESCAPED PYTHON KAI IN WISCONSIN HIGH SCHOOL*
NBA’S ALEX CARUSO GETS RANDOM DRUG TEST OVER ALTERED PICS*
BORIS JOHNSON’S BROTHER BAILS FROM HIS FLAILING COALITION GOVERNMENT*
HERO TEEN SISTERS SAVED MAN AND SON FROM DROWNING*
AUSTRALIAN WOMAN KILLED BY PECKING ROOSTER*
HUGE DRUG BUST AT GATWICK AIRPORT WAS VEGAN CAKE MIX*
MARYLAND TEEN SENT SEX VID, COURT DECLARES HER CHILD PORNOGRAPHER*
SATELLITES SHOW HURRICANE DORIAN HAS GRAND BAHAMA MOSTLY UNDERWATER*
SINGAPORE ARRESTS MAN WITH TICKET FOR WALKING WIFE TO GATE*
17 BABIES IN SPAIN GET WEREWOLF SYNDROME AFTER DRUG ERROR*
GRAPHENE IN YOUR CLOTHES COULD BE PERFECT MOSQUITO REPELLANT*
LOVELY, CHAMPION RUSSIAN HURDLER DIES IN TRAINING*
PEOPLE WITH RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME 3 TIMES THE RISK OF SUICIDE*
50-YEAR-OLD PADDLES FROM CALIFORNIA ALL THE WAY TO HAWAII*
23-YEAR-OLD FALLS 6 STORIES DOING YOGA POSE, BREAKS LEGS*
BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER TOOK UP RESIDENCE IN MISSOURI WOMAN’S EAR*
WOMAN SAYS HER VAGINAL FLUIDS ARE PERFECT LOVE PERFUME*
MAN ACCIDENTLY SENDS $23,000 CASH IN SHOEBOX TO RECYCLING*
WELSH CITY INSTALLS PUBLIC TOILETS WITH ANTI-SEX SYSTEMS*
DON’T USE THE TOWN OF DILDO TO SELL YOUR SEX TOYS*
VACATION COUPLE HAVING SEX SUFFER INJURIES WHEN BALCONY COLLAPSES*
CUCKOLD HUSBAND GETS REVENGE WITH PILE OF MANURE AND SIGN*
COPS CATCH HIDING SUSPECT AFTER HE FARTS TOO LOUD*
CANADIAN CHARITIES CAN’T BUY ADS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE FOR ELECTION*
POLICE PULL GUNS ON YANKEES GM OVER STOLEN CAR CONFUSION*
PIECE OF DENVER SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF PRAIRIE DOGS WITH PLAGUE*
MEDICAL EXAMINER SAYS STABBED CORPSE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES, QUITS*
POLICE CATCH IDIOT PLAYING POKEMON GO ON 8 PHONES WHILE DRIVING*
CONOR MCGREGOR SUCKER PUNCHES OLD MAN IN DUBLIN BAR*
CHERNOBYL VODKA, ANYONE? ATOMIK IS MADE FROM NEARBY GROWN GRAIN*
61-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN, NEARLY TOOTHLESS, BITES BURGLAR*
SAMSUNG KILLS HEADPHONE JACK AFTER TROLLING APPLE*
ELDERLY WOMAN GETS JAIL TIME FOR FEEDING STRAY CATS*
TRUMP ADMIN TO AUTHORIZE CYANIDE BOMBS TO KILL WILD HOGS*
BAKER MAKES BREAD FROM 4,500-YEAR-OLD ANCIENT EGYPTIAN YEAST*
12.5 BILLION TONS OF ICE FALL FROM GREENLAND INTO SEA IN SINGLE DAY*
APPLE SCREWS IPHONE OWNERS WHO WANT TO REPLACE THEIR BATTERY*
NO MORE OF THE OA, AS NETFLIX CANCELS POSSIBLE SEASON 3?*
NEW YORK MAN DIES AFTER TICK DELIVERED BRAIN DISEASE, POWASSAN FEVER*
PHILLY’S 76ER BEN SIMMONS RACIALLY PROFILED AT CASINO DOWN UNDER?*
1993 NOBEL WINNER AND WRITER TONI MORRISON HAS DIED*
WOMAN FILES FOR DIVORCE, HUSBAND LACES HER COFFEE WITH SLEEPING PILLS*
BRAZILIAN DRUG LORD ATTEMPTS PRISON ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DAUGHTER*
A HIDDEN ASTEROID ALMOST HIT US A WEEK AGO LIKE, CLOSE*
THERE MAY SOON BE AN AVAILABLE CURE FOR EYE FLOATERS*
EEK! 40% OF AMERICAN ADULTS BELIEVE GOD CREATED HUMANS 10,000 YEARSAGO
*
JUDGE ORDERS MAN TO BE GAGGED, THEN GAGGING VIDEO DESTROYED*
BOY WITH JAW PAIN HAD 526 EXTRA TEETH IN HIS MOUTH*
WALMART POTATO PISSER WOMAN TURNS HERSELF IN TO POLICE*
AMAZON INTERVIEWS MAN, DOESN’T HIRE HIM, USES HIS PIC ON JOBS PAGE*
MEN: EAT YOUR NUTS! YOU’LL HAVE BETTER SEX*
WOMAN SKIPS BILL AT SONIC, SAYS GOD WILL PAY*
AMAZON GAVE LOCAL COPS BACKDOOR ACCESS TO RING SURVEILLANCE DOORBELLS*
BABY MAUREEN DOWD FREAKS OUT FOR BEING CALLED ELITE, SAYS SHE’S ANORMAL GAL
*
THIS BLACKSMITH TEACHES GUN VIOLENCE SURVIVORS HOW TO TURN GUNS INTOFARM TOOLS
*
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A TRUMP IMPEACHMENT JUST STARTED IN THE HOUSE*
WE’RE FINALLY HEARING ABOUT 2014 BODY BROKER FBI RAID, COOLER OF COCKS, MACABRE SCENE*
SPURS FANS ECSTATIC AS TIM DUNCAN HIRED AS ASSISTANT COACH*
DEMS ON TRUMP: FOLLOW POLLS OR FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE?*
SAD NEWS: AMAZING ACTOR RUTGER HAUER PASSES AWAY AT 75*
AIRLINE HAS TO APOLOGIZE AFTER TWEETING SEATS YOU WILL LIKELY NOT DIEIN
*
EX NASA INTERN BUYS MOON LANDING TAPES AT AUCTION, SELLS FOR $1.82 M*
SEAGULLS MIGHT TALK TO EACH OTHER THRU EGGSHELLS AS EMBRYOS*
POLICE ARREST DUO IN CAR WITH RATTLESNAKE, BOOZE AND URANIUM POWDER*
FREE MUELLER REPORT, ACCESSIBLE TO ALL, WITH IDIOT PROOF FOOTNOTES*
GOOGLE ANALYTICS TRACKING YOUR ONLINE PORN BROWSING, ALMOST ALWAYS*
MAN FROM BOGOTA BUSTED IN SPAIN WITH 1/2 KILO OF COKE UNDER TOUPEE*
DNC TELLS DEM CANDIDATES TO AVOID FACEAPP BECAUSE RUSSIA*
BLASTING FACEBOOK LIBRA, FAKE CRYPTO FINTECH EXPERT CHRIS BRUMMER DEFRAUDS CONGRESS, LEGENDARY MAXINE WATERS DUPED*
CHICAGO’S HUMBOLDT ALLIGATOR, CHANCE, FINALLY CAPTURED*
DOCTOR SAYS THE BEST PLACE AT HOME FOR SEX IS NOT THE BEDROOM*
TEQUILA LOVERS MUST BEWARE OF THE MARGARITA BURN*
SO WHAT’S THE REAL DEAL WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN, CHILD SEX RINGMASTER?*
PENNSYLVANIA GOP CHAIR HUSTLED, RESIGNS AFTER DICK PIC UP*
PHILADELPHIA PARK OFFICIALS INSTALL NOISE MACHINES TO REPEL KIDS*
LONE STAR TICK BITES CAN CAUSE SUDDEN ALLERGY TO RED MEAT*
LA ICE CREAM TRUCK OWNER SICK AND TIRED OF SOCIAL MEDIA HOOKUPS*
FLORIDA ASKS HOMEOWNERS TO SMASH IGUANA SKULLS WHENEVER POSSIBLE*
NEW YORK JUDGE SHUTS DOWN FAKE FINTECH EXPERT CHRIS BRUMMER’S SCHEME TO CONCEAL FINRA FRAUD*
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA BAKES IN NEW WORLD OVEN*
UNITED LOSES CHILD, CHARGES MOM EXTRA $150*
AIR FORCE PLANE DROPS TRAINING BOMBS ON FLORIDA AFTER BIRD STRIKE*
CHRISTIE’S SELLS KING TUT SCULPTURE FOR $6M WITHOUT PROVENANCE*
TRUMP COPYCATS BIDEN, VOWS TO CURE CANCER AT CRAZY FLORIDA RALLY*
SUPERMODEL KARLIE KLOSS ADMITS IT’S HARD TO BE RELATED TO TRUMP*
STRAIGHT PRIDE ORGANIZERS RECEIVE ENVELOPES FULL OF GLITTER, CALL 911*
MYSTERIOUS CANADIAN LEAVES $100 BILLS AND UPLIFTING NOTES*
USERS LOSE HAIR AS INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK AND WHATSAPP GO DOWN*
FOUND GUILTY OF FRAUD, MAN POURS ACID ON HIS FACE DIES WEEKS LATER*
KYRIE IRVING FOUND THE EARTH IS ACTUALLY FLAT AND SLIPPED OFF THE EDGE*
MEET FAKE FINTECH EXPERT CHRIS BRUMMER, GEORGETOWN LAW CON ARTIST PROFESSOR HAS DEGREE IN GERMANIC STUDIES, ZERO IN TECH OR FINANCE*
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