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The best internet on the internet. “We’re Ashamed”—Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Say They Were “Uniformed” About How Deeply Rooted Systemic Racism Is” 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. THE COUPLE THAT TINDER SENT TO HAWAII IS BACK WITH AN The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order A THANK YOU TO MY MOM, EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU A Thank You To My Mom, Everything I Am Is Because of You. by PizzaBottle. From the moment I entered this world, my mom has had my back. She is my absolute everything. She is the first one I call when something goes wrong and the first one I call when something incredible happens. She was there when I was a rebellious teen andpushed her away
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44 'THAT 70'S SHOW' JOKES THAT'LL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 44 ‘That 70’s Show’ Jokes That’ll Always Be Funny. by Lex Gabrielle. That 70’s Show is one of those classic sitcoms everyone loves to watch over and over again. The hilarious stoners from the 70’s make living in a small town look like actual fun. Plus, who doesn’t love Red Forman’s brutal outbursts? Amazing. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS This is scary because alcohol affects our judgment making the idea of a breakup sound more rational when we are drunk than when we are sober. One little-drunk fight could end a perfect relationship. 2. Your fights with your SO are literally over nothing. Ever have that THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. THESE 37 'UNPOPULAR OPINIONS' WILL MAKE YOU REALLY, REALLY 13. Chewing gum is disgusting. Football is boring. Chaplin is funnier than Keaton. Plain choc digestives are better than milk choc ones. — Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) August 3, 2017.PIZZABOTTLE
The best internet on the internet. “We’re Ashamed”—Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Say They Were “Uniformed” About How Deeply Rooted Systemic Racism Is” 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. THE COUPLE THAT TINDER SENT TO HAWAII IS BACK WITH AN The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order A THANK YOU TO MY MOM, EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU A Thank You To My Mom, Everything I Am Is Because of You. by PizzaBottle. From the moment I entered this world, my mom has had my back. She is my absolute everything. She is the first one I call when something goes wrong and the first one I call when something incredible happens. She was there when I was a rebellious teen andpushed her away
44 'THAT 70'S SHOW' JOKES THAT'LL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 44 ‘That 70’s Show’ Jokes That’ll Always Be Funny. by Lex Gabrielle. That 70’s Show is one of those classic sitcoms everyone loves to watch over and over again. The hilarious stoners from the 70’s make living in a small town look like actual fun. Plus, who doesn’t love Red Forman’s brutal outbursts? Amazing. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS This is scary because alcohol affects our judgment making the idea of a breakup sound more rational when we are drunk than when we are sober. One little-drunk fight could end a perfect relationship. 2. Your fights with your SO are literally over nothing. Ever have that THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. THESE 37 'UNPOPULAR OPINIONS' WILL MAKE YOU REALLY, REALLY 13. Chewing gum is disgusting. Football is boring. Chaplin is funnier than Keaton. Plain choc digestives are better than milk choc ones. — Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) August 3, 2017. 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. A THANK YOU TO MY MOM, EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU A Thank You To My Mom, Everything I Am Is Because of You. by PizzaBottle. From the moment I entered this world, my mom has had my back. She is my absolute everything. She is the first one I call when something goes wrong and the first one I call when something incredible happens. She was there when I was a rebellious teen andpushed her away
43 WEIRD SEX FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW Studies report that we are more sexually attracted to people who smell good. 6. Female ferrets die if they don’t have sex for a year. Same. 7. Your nose swells up during sex. Due to the high amounts of blood flow all over your body, your breasts, genitals, and nose swell up. 8. Sperm works wonders on your skin. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRY 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask THIS WOMAN WAS INVITED TO HER BOSS' FOR DINNER AND HER Let’s be real people, we all know there are multiple versions of ourselves and our loved ones. At least if we’re perfectly honest with ourselves, there are. For example, you may find yourself acting differently at a party with your lifelong friends opposed to say the first time you have dinner with a new boss. In this case, this poor wife was fully aware of her husbands potential for 15 PEOPLE CONFESS THE WORST THINGS THEY’VE EVER DONE DRUNK 1. I woke up extremely hung over on a friend’s couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I’d allowed said friend’s six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. PEOPLE SHARE WHERE THE POPULAR KIDS IN THEIR HIGH SCHOOL Okay, so the queen bee landed an average gig. I could tell you how to dress too. “Belen – our leader, the “Queen Bee”, cheer squad captain, 1 time Miss Sportsfest batch representative (won also), the “girl every guy had a crush on”, batch “siren” (good singers), senior prom queen, batch honorable mentions – currently a fashiondesigner”
THE WILDEST THINGS DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF VAGINAS AND The Wildest Things Doctors Pulled Out Of Vaginas And Penises In 2017. by PizzaBottle. 2017 has been a weird year for vaginas. Goop tried to convince us to buy a $66 jade egg to insert into our vaginas to “recharge” with the power of a full moon. Against doctors’ better judgements, women began cleansing their vaginas by twistingpeeled
30 COMPLETELY SAFE FOR WORK PICTURES OF PENISES 30 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Penises. by Edward Stockwell. Whoa there, easy buddy. Don't click that 'X' just yet. What you've stumbled upon is not a filthy pantheon of penis. Rather, a collection of things that, to the untrained eye, may appear to be schlongs, but are anything but. No need to hide this page from lurking eyes.PIZZABOTTLE
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THE COUPLE THAT TINDER SENT TO HAWAII IS BACK WITH AN The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 27 OF THE DUMBEST RULES MADE BY CRAZY PARENTS 1. From user GameJusticeWarrior: Not allowed to leave the house without being an accompanied by an adult even in late teens. Not allowed to use a steak knife and mom had to cut the meat. Not allowed to use a can opener. Not allowed to use the stove, deep fryer, or oven even during late teens. I think that’s everything about mychildhood.
15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 43 WEIRD SEX FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW Studies report that we are more sexually attracted to people who smell good. 6. Female ferrets die if they don’t have sex for a year. Same. 7. Your nose swells up during sex. Due to the high amounts of blood flow all over your body, your breasts, genitals, and nose swell up. 8. Sperm works wonders on your skin. JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY ADDRESSED THE 'RACHEL GREEN Jennifer Aniston Finally Addressed The ‘Rachel Green Nipple Epidemic’ On Friends. by PizzaBottle. If you’re a fan of “Friends,” you’d know that if one thing is for certain – Rachel Green always had her nipples out, front and center. Sure, the 90’s were a different time forPIZZABOTTLE
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THE COUPLE THAT TINDER SENT TO HAWAII IS BACK WITH AN The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 27 OF THE DUMBEST RULES MADE BY CRAZY PARENTS 1. From user GameJusticeWarrior: Not allowed to leave the house without being an accompanied by an adult even in late teens. Not allowed to use a steak knife and mom had to cut the meat. Not allowed to use a can opener. Not allowed to use the stove, deep fryer, or oven even during late teens. I think that’s everything about mychildhood.
15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 43 WEIRD SEX FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW Studies report that we are more sexually attracted to people who smell good. 6. Female ferrets die if they don’t have sex for a year. Same. 7. Your nose swells up during sex. Due to the high amounts of blood flow all over your body, your breasts, genitals, and nose swell up. 8. Sperm works wonders on your skin. JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY ADDRESSED THE 'RACHEL GREEN Jennifer Aniston Finally Addressed The ‘Rachel Green Nipple Epidemic’ On Friends. by PizzaBottle. If you’re a fan of “Friends,” you’d know that if one thing is for certain – Rachel Green always had her nipples out, front and center. Sure, the 90’s were a different time for 25 STRANGE FACTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF 1. As recently as the 1980s, many researchers and doctors believed that babies couldn’t feel pain, so some were operated on without any anesthesia. 2. All cruise ships have a functioning morgue on board. 3. There are colors that humans can’t see, and you can’t even try to imagine what they look like. 4. 44 'THAT 70'S SHOW' JOKES THAT'LL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 44 ‘That 70’s Show’ Jokes That’ll Always Be Funny. by Lex Gabrielle. That 70’s Show is one of those classic sitcoms everyone loves to watch over and over again. The hilarious stoners from the 70’s make living in a small town look like actual fun. Plus, who doesn’t love Red Forman’s brutal outbursts? Amazing. 43 WEIRD SEX FACTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW Studies report that we are more sexually attracted to people who smell good. 6. Female ferrets die if they don’t have sex for a year. Same. 7. Your nose swells up during sex. Due to the high amounts of blood flow all over your body, your breasts, genitals, and nose swell up. 8. Sperm works wonders on your skin. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRY 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask THIS IS HOW MILLENNIALS HAVE BEEN SET UP FOR FAILURE What our parents have been doing is setting us up for a false sense of reality. We enter the real world expecting things to be better than they actually are. Therefore, we’re a lot less happy than they hoped for. Our expectations are way higher than anything will ever be. Gen-Y has a higher rate of diagnosis with depression and anxiety, as well. THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. THE HEARTBREAKING REALITY OF LOVING SOMEONE YOU HAVE NO The beginning of every “epic love” you experience in your life (because trust me, there will be more than one) is always absolute bliss. You’re constantly learning new things about each other, you’re sharing first-time experiences with them and you are hopelessly in love with all the little moments you spend together. THIS WOMAN WAS INVITED TO HER BOSS' FOR DINNER AND HER Let’s be real people, we all know there are multiple versions of ourselves and our loved ones. At least if we’re perfectly honest with ourselves, there are. For example, you may find yourself acting differently at a party with your lifelong friends opposed to say the first time you have dinner with a new boss. In this case, this poor wife was fully aware of her husbands potential for THESE 37 'UNPOPULAR OPINIONS' WILL MAKE YOU REALLY, REALLY 13. Chewing gum is disgusting. Football is boring. Chaplin is funnier than Keaton. Plain choc digestives are better than milk choc ones. — Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) August 3, 2017. THE WILDEST THINGS DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF VAGINAS AND The Wildest Things Doctors Pulled Out Of Vaginas And Penises In 2017. by PizzaBottle. 2017 has been a weird year for vaginas. Goop tried to convince us to buy a $66 jade egg to insert into our vaginas to “recharge” with the power of a full moon. Against doctors’ better judgements, women began cleansing their vaginas by twistingpeeled
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The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 25 STRANGE FACTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF 1. As recently as the 1980s, many researchers and doctors believed that babies couldn’t feel pain, so some were operated on without any anesthesia. 2. All cruise ships have a functioning morgue on board. 3. There are colors that humans can’t see, and you can’t even try to imagine what they look like. 4. 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRYWOULD YOU RATHER PAINFUL QUESTIONSBAD WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSHARDEST WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER FOR KIDSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS COUNSELING 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSTYPE OF ALCOHOL INDRINKS
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The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 25 STRANGE FACTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF 1. As recently as the 1980s, many researchers and doctors believed that babies couldn’t feel pain, so some were operated on without any anesthesia. 2. All cruise ships have a functioning morgue on board. 3. There are colors that humans can’t see, and you can’t even try to imagine what they look like. 4. 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRYWOULD YOU RATHER PAINFUL QUESTIONSBAD WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSHARDEST WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER FOR KIDSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS COUNSELING 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSTYPE OF ALCOHOL INDRINKS
This is scary because alcohol affects our judgment making the idea of a breakup sound more rational when we are drunk than when we are sober. One little-drunk fight could end a perfect relationship. 2. Your fights with your SO are literally over nothing. Ever have that 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE Vaginas are so strong they are sometimes able to perform “penis captivus,” a Harry Potter spell whereby the muscles in the vagina clamp down intensely on the penis during intercourse, thus making it impossible to withdraw.The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary.. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has 44 'THAT 70'S SHOW' JOKES THAT'LL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 44 ‘That 70’s Show’ Jokes That’ll Always Be Funny. by Lex Gabrielle. That 70’s Show is one of those classic sitcoms everyone loves to watch over and over again. The hilarious stoners from the 70’s make living in a small town look like actual fun. Plus, who doesn’t love Red Forman’s brutal outbursts? Amazing. A THANK YOU TO MY MOM, EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU A Thank You To My Mom, Everything I Am Is Because of You. by PizzaBottle. From the moment I entered this world, my mom has had my back. She is my absolute everything. She is the first one I call when something goes wrong and the first one I call when something incredible happens. She was there when I was a rebellious teen andpushed her away
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The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 25 STRANGE FACTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF 1. As recently as the 1980s, many researchers and doctors believed that babies couldn’t feel pain, so some were operated on without any anesthesia. 2. All cruise ships have a functioning morgue on board. 3. There are colors that humans can’t see, and you can’t even try to imagine what they look like. 4. 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRYWOULD YOU RATHER PAINFUL QUESTIONSBAD WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSHARDEST WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER FOR KIDSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS COUNSELING 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSTYPE OF ALCOHOL INDRINKS
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The couple – aka not really a couple just yet – did all the tourist-y things that young lovers would do in Hawaii – drink, laugh, explore. Josh said that Michelle is “very passionate and lights up when she talks about her dreams,” while Michelle said she enjoyed “Josh’s energy.”. The two are 25 STRANGE FACTS THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF 1. As recently as the 1980s, many researchers and doctors believed that babies couldn’t feel pain, so some were operated on without any anesthesia. 2. All cruise ships have a functioning morgue on board. 3. There are colors that humans can’t see, and you can’t even try to imagine what they look like. 4. 9 BELLY-BURNING EXERCISES YOU CAN EASILY DO WHILE SITTING DOWN 9. Seated Leg Raise: Krsna Physio Plus. Essentially, working out your quads and glutes will correlate over to your abs. Any workout is good for burning some unwanted fat. Sit with your back flat on the chair. Lift your left leg up until it’s perfectly straight and parallel to 15 PEOPLE SHARE THE WORST PARENTING STORIES THEY'VE EVER 3. okekai: We offered to rent a room to a buddy of ours while he was going through his divorce. I walked into the kitchen to find his daughter (7 years old) asking me to feed her because she’s hungry. I was the only other person home, so I fed her and called him to see where the hell he was at. He was at the bar. 25 "WOULD YOU RATHERS" THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY PAINFUL TO TRYWOULD YOU RATHER PAINFUL QUESTIONSBAD WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSHARDEST WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONSWOULD YOU RATHER FOR KIDSWOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS COUNSELING 25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer. The premise of the ‘Would You Rather” is simple, you give people two choices – usually pretty bad choices – and they have to choose which one they would rather do. When we’re young, we ask 12 STUPID MISTAKES GUYS MAKE WHEN THEY LIKE YOU TOO MUCH 5. He negs: Negging is defined as a “back-handed compliment,” which really, is just an insult. Like – “this haircut makes your face look thinner,” or, “that dress hides your love handles so well.”. It’s supposed to be a compliment, but, in reality, it just makes you feel even worse about yourself. 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has PLEATED WALLS. During intercourse, tenting causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to expand in order THE 17 FUNNIEST KANYE WEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME Thank you, Yeezy. by Lex Gabrielle. Kanye West is the king of Twitter. Over the years, he has given us so much gold to work with, that it’s only right we pay him tribute. 6 SIGNS THAT ALCOHOL IS THE ROOT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSAMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IN DRINKSTYPE OF ALCOHOL INDRINKS
This is scary because alcohol affects our judgment making the idea of a breakup sound more rational when we are drunk than when we are sober. One little-drunk fight could end a perfect relationship. 2. Your fights with your SO are literally over nothing. Ever have that 10 SUPER WILD VAGINA FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE Vaginas are so strong they are sometimes able to perform “penis captivus,” a Harry Potter spell whereby the muscles in the vagina clamp down intensely on the penis during intercourse, thus making it impossible to withdraw.The only uncool thing about this superpower “affliction” is that it is incredibly rare and involuntary.. 2. The vagina doubles in size when arousedbecause it has 44 'THAT 70'S SHOW' JOKES THAT'LL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 44 ‘That 70’s Show’ Jokes That’ll Always Be Funny. by Lex Gabrielle. That 70’s Show is one of those classic sitcoms everyone loves to watch over and over again. The hilarious stoners from the 70’s make living in a small town look like actual fun. Plus, who doesn’t love Red Forman’s brutal outbursts? Amazing. A THANK YOU TO MY MOM, EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU A Thank You To My Mom, Everything I Am Is Because of You. by PizzaBottle. From the moment I entered this world, my mom has had my back. She is my absolute everything. She is the first one I call when something goes wrong and the first one I call when something incredible happens. She was there when I was a rebellious teen andpushed her away
100 HILARIOUS TEXTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU 100 Hilarious Texts That Will Make You Laugh Until You Ugly Cry. by Laura Thompson. When we’re texting, we often times find ourselves laughing out loud at how hilarious we can be. But, not everyone can be a comedic genius like me – so, if you’re looking for a good giggle today, or a super loud, hysterical laugh that will make you tear: IF YOU HAVE "RESTING BITCH FACE," THESE 19 MEMES ARE FOR YOU Ah, resting bitch face – the standard assumption that every girl you meet is a complete and total asshole. In reality, many of us don’t walk around with smiles plastered on our faces at all times throughout the day. Sometimes, we just want to act natural, without being labeled as a complete and total jerk. 1. 2. THIS IS HOW MILLENNIALS HAVE BEEN SET UP FOR FAILURE What our parents have been doing is setting us up for a false sense of reality. We enter the real world expecting things to be better than they actually are. Therefore, we’re a lot less happy than they hoped for. Our expectations are way higher than anything will ever be. Gen-Y has a higher rate of diagnosis with depression and anxiety, as well. THESE 37 'UNPOPULAR OPINIONS' WILL MAKE YOU REALLY, REALLY 13. Chewing gum is disgusting. Football is boring. Chaplin is funnier than Keaton. Plain choc digestives are better than milk choc ones. — Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) August 3, 2017. THE WILDEST THINGS DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF VAGINAS AND The Wildest Things Doctors Pulled Out Of Vaginas And Penises In 2017. by PizzaBottle. 2017 has been a weird year for vaginas. Goop tried to convince us to buy a $66 jade egg to insert into our vaginas to “recharge” with the power of a full moon. Against doctors’ better judgements, women began cleansing their vaginas by twistingpeeled
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PEOPLE SHARE WHERE THE POPULAR KIDS IN THEIR HIGH SCHOOL Law degrees and ivy-leagues for the popular kids: “The most popular kid in my class went on to obtain a law degree from an ivy-league school in the US, worked on Wall Street for a few years before returning home and is now handling the legal side of financial mergers worth hundreds of millions of dollars. One of the quieter kids in myclass
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