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MEZZACOTTA PUZZLE COMPETITIONPUZZLESSOLVETEAMSSTATISTICSRULESF.A.Q Welcome to the mezzacotta Puzzle Competition! This competition involves solving 25 puzzles plus a metapuzzle over a period of a week, during which new puzzles are released daily. The puzzles come with no instructions provided, and are intended to be solved by teams of up to 5 people. The top teams, from anywhere in the world, will win prizes. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDSQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDAUTHORSARCHIVESEARCHABOUTSUBMIT About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily
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Here's what I fed through the translator (with punctuation added here for clarity): We walk to the food, hold mother hand! We see dog bark! Me look a red fire wagon, quick ride! Father leaves labor, baby brother cry; hold, mother tell. Watch animal group on art! Animal sing song, allow us eat food! MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD There was no real reason to use #3011 rather than the original strip of it, except that Jon behaves in a different way, and also this way is more amusing than how he does in the original comic. Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2017-08-16. Original strip:1978-12-14.
MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Strip by: JakeLeB. {It's June 19th, 2020. Garfield, having turned 42, decides to check his website in order to see his new strip. Spoiler alert, Garfield, it's terrible. Anyways} SFX: Tick. {Instead of seeing his homepage, he sees a message on the screen} Message: Garfield is now a part of the Nickelodeon Family!MEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
Strip by: Conor. Rat: How come we never go in the basement? Pig: Because it's dark and we don't know what's in there. Rat: That's stupid. I'm going in. {Rat sticks his head into the basement through the door. It's dark and we don't know what's in there.} MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Strip by: Riley. Liz: Jon? Jon: Yes? Liz: Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong. Jon: Liz, I'm glad you're enjoying Star Wars, but PLEASE stop trying to speak Huttese to me. Garfield: I think she just called you a radish. MEZZACOTTA PUZZLE COMPETITIONPUZZLESSOLVETEAMSSTATISTICSRULESF.A.Q Welcome to the mezzacotta Puzzle Competition! This competition involves solving 25 puzzles plus a metapuzzle over a period of a week, during which new puzzles are released daily. The puzzles come with no instructions provided, and are intended to be solved by teams of up to 5 people. The top teams, from anywhere in the world, will win prizes. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDSQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDAUTHORSARCHIVESEARCHABOUTSUBMIT About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates DailyMEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
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Here's what I fed through the translator (with punctuation added here for clarity): We walk to the food, hold mother hand! We see dog bark! Me look a red fire wagon, quick ride! Father leaves labor, baby brother cry; hold, mother tell. Watch animal group on art! Animal sing song, allow us eat food! MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD There was no real reason to use #3011 rather than the original strip of it, except that Jon behaves in a different way, and also this way is more amusing than how he does in the original comic. Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2017-08-16. Original strip:1978-12-14.
MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Strip by: JakeLeB. {It's June 19th, 2020. Garfield, having turned 42, decides to check his website in order to see his new strip. Spoiler alert, Garfield, it's terrible. Anyways} SFX: Tick. {Instead of seeing his homepage, he sees a message on the screen} Message: Garfield is now a part of the Nickelodeon Family!MEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
Strip by: Conor. Rat: How come we never go in the basement? Pig: Because it's dark and we don't know what's in there. Rat: That's stupid. I'm going in. {Rat sticks his head into the basement through the door. It's dark and we don't know what's in there.} MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Strip by: Riley. Liz: Jon? Jon: Yes? Liz: Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong. Jon: Liz, I'm glad you're enjoying Star Wars, but PLEASE stop trying to speak Huttese to me. Garfield: I think she just called you a radish. HIGH STREET BAKERY, NORTHBRIDGE 142 Sailors Bay Rd, Northbridge, New South Wales. Just a day after making a special expedition to Newtown for Miss Lilly’s, I had an appointment for my first COVID vaccination in the suburb of Northbridge.Since it was at lunch time, I took the opportunity to stroll around the Northbridge shops after my 15-minute safety rest, and found the High Street Bakery. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MISS LILLY’S, NEWTOWN 571 King St, Newtown, NSW misslillys.com.au. I received a recommendation recently via the subreddit /r/sydney saying that I had to try the sausage rolls at Miss Lilly’s in Newtown. I must admit that I haven’t tried any places in Newtown apart from The Pie Tin, because it’s so good there and I am in the area seldom enough that all I ever want to do is go back there. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD There was no real reason to use #3011 rather than the original strip of it, except that Jon behaves in a different way, and also this way is more amusing than how he does in the original comic. Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2017-08-16. Original strip:1978-12-14.
MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Jon: Where are you going? Garfield: I'm going to die now. Jon {nonchalantly drinking coffee}: Bummer, dude. The author writes: A companion of sorts to SRoMG #132. How, exactly, Jon manages to speak and drink coffee at the same time is an exercise best left to the reader Original Barfield strip: Strip 54. Original strip: 1985-08-08.MEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
About/Submit » Archive » Authors » Search » Random » Statistics » Forum » RSS Feed Updates Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Jon's mastery of his own mind knows no bounds. He communicates with everyone yet no one, to the blank universe and to his own expanding mind. His mental abilities scan the cosmos a thousand times every second, free to examine the universe as its god, himself his only opponent. The counterpart to #2508. Original strip: 2006-04-15. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Strip by: Riley. Liz: Jon? Jon: Yes? Liz: Kerple nop sizz fwango mook gweeble adeewong. Jon: Liz, I'm glad you're enjoying Star Wars, but PLEASE stop trying to speak Huttese to me. Garfield: I think she just called you a radish. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Garfield: Throw out the worthless slave into the outer darkness; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Garfield: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Odie: BLAGOONGA! MEZZACOTTA PUZZLE COMPETITIONPUZZLESSOLVETEAMSSTATISTICSRULESF.A.Q Welcome to the mezzacotta Puzzle Competition! This competition involves solving 25 puzzles plus a metapuzzle over a period of a week, during which new puzzles are released daily. The puzzles come with no instructions provided, and are intended to be solved by teams of up to 5 people. The top teams, from anywhere in the world, will win prizes. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDSQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDAUTHORSARCHIVESEARCHABOUTSUBMIT About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD: AUTHORS Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus GarfieldMEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
About/Submit » Archive » Authors » Search » Random » Statistics » Forum » RSS Feed Updates Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday 100 PROOFS THAT THE EARTH IS A GLOBE Seismic wave propagation. Our planet is made largely of rocks and metals. The composition and physical state varies with depth from the core of the Earth to the surface, because of changes in pressure and temperature with depth. The uppermost layer is the crust, which consists of lighter rocks in a solid state. MEZZACOTTA - COMMENTS ON A POSTCARD Rescued from a corrupted hard drive by: David Morgan-Mar. The first time that Amanda met Basil Braseby, he tried to impress her with risqué but sardonic jokes delivered in an utterly deadpan fashion. This didn't appeal to her sense of humour at all, and MEZZACOTTA - THE PRISONER OF MONTY HALL Vader is Sauron. The droids are Legolas and Gimli. The Watcher in the Water is the trash compactor tentacles. Strider shot first at the Prancing Pony. Frodo destroys the dark lord’s weapon by dropping something in a shaft. Elrond talks funny. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli make the Fangorn run in less than twelve leagues.MEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
Strip by: Manny. Claudia: Oh, Kristy, are you serious?! Stacey: You have got to be kidding us! Kristy: What? Claudia's board: KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR. Stacey's board {sideways}: MR KRABS IS IN THERE. Mary Anne's board: STANDING AT THE CONCESSION. Kristy's board: PLOTTING HIS PLANET OF HATSSOLAR SYSTEM HATSSTAR TREK HATS Planet of Hats. Surprise! Let me tell you a story: I signed up for redditgifts ' big Secret Santa exchange last year, and did a Christmas gift exchange. And then in February when it was time for the next round of themed exchanges, one of the offerings was Star Trek. I thought that was perfect - I could get my giftee some cool Star Trekloot
MEZZACOTTA PUZZLE COMPETITIONPUZZLESSOLVETEAMSSTATISTICSRULESF.A.Q Welcome to the mezzacotta Puzzle Competition! This competition involves solving 25 puzzles plus a metapuzzle over a period of a week, during which new puzzles are released daily. The puzzles come with no instructions provided, and are intended to be solved by teams of up to 5 people. The top teams, from anywhere in the world, will win prizes. MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDSQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELDAUTHORSARCHIVESEARCHABOUTSUBMIT About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD: AUTHORS Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus GarfieldMEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
About/Submit » Archive » Authors » Search » Random » Statistics » Forum » RSS Feed Updates Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday 100 PROOFS THAT THE EARTH IS A GLOBE Seismic wave propagation. Our planet is made largely of rocks and metals. The composition and physical state varies with depth from the core of the Earth to the surface, because of changes in pressure and temperature with depth. The uppermost layer is the crust, which consists of lighter rocks in a solid state. MEZZACOTTA - COMMENTS ON A POSTCARD Rescued from a corrupted hard drive by: David Morgan-Mar. The first time that Amanda met Basil Braseby, he tried to impress her with risqué but sardonic jokes delivered in an utterly deadpan fashion. This didn't appeal to her sense of humour at all, and MEZZACOTTA - THE PRISONER OF MONTY HALL Vader is Sauron. The droids are Legolas and Gimli. The Watcher in the Water is the trash compactor tentacles. Strider shot first at the Prancing Pony. Frodo destroys the dark lord’s weapon by dropping something in a shaft. Elrond talks funny. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli make the Fangorn run in less than twelve leagues.MEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
Strip by: Manny. Claudia: Oh, Kristy, are you serious?! Stacey: You have got to be kidding us! Kristy: What? Claudia's board: KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR. Stacey's board {sideways}: MR KRABS IS IN THERE. Mary Anne's board: STANDING AT THE CONCESSION. Kristy's board: PLOTTING HIS PLANET OF HATSSOLAR SYSTEM HATSSTAR TREK HATS Planet of Hats. Surprise! Let me tell you a story: I signed up for redditgifts ' big Secret Santa exchange last year, and did a Christmas gift exchange. And then in February when it was time for the next round of themed exchanges, one of the offerings was Star Trek. I thought that was perfect - I could get my giftee some cool Star Trekloot
MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD About » Archive » Submit » Authors » Search » Random » Specials » Statistics » Forum » Twitter » RSS Feed Updates Daily MEZZACOTTA - THE PRISONER OF MONTY HALL Vader is Sauron. The droids are Legolas and Gimli. The Watcher in the Water is the trash compactor tentacles. Strider shot first at the Prancing Pony. Frodo destroys the dark lord’s weapon by dropping something in a shaft. Elrond talks funny. Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli make the Fangorn run in less than twelve leagues. MISS LILLY’S, NEWTOWN 571 King St, Newtown, NSW misslillys.com.au. I received a recommendation recently via the subreddit /r/sydney saying that I had to try the sausage rolls at Miss Lilly’s in Newtown. I must admit that I haven’t tried any places in Newtown apart from The Pie Tin, because it’s so good there and I am in the area seldom enough that all I ever want to do is go back there.EAVESDROPPER
Here's a concept sketch for the layout of panel 1 of strip 7.I just scribbled this with a ballpoint pen on a lined A4 notepad. MEZZACOTTA - LIGHTNING MADE OF OWLS Contribute » Cast » Archive » Authors » Search » Random » Resources » Statistics » Forum » RSS Feed Updates Mon, Wed, Friwhen available
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Strip by: Manny. Claudia: Oh, Kristy, are you serious?! Stacey: You have got to be kidding us! Kristy: What? Claudia's board: KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR. Stacey's board {sideways}: MR KRABS IS IN THERE. Mary Anne's board: STANDING AT THE CONCESSION. Kristy's board: PLOTTING HIS MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD Irregular Webcomic! | Darths & Droids | Eavesdropper | Planet of Hats | The Prisoner of Monty Hall mezzacotta | Lightning Made of Owls | Square Root of Minus Garfield MEZZACOTTA - SQUARE ROOT OF MINUS GARFIELD: ABOUT About Square Root of Minus Garfield. Square Root of Minus Garfield is a webcomic devoted to parodies and mash-ups of the popular comic strip Garfield, by Jim Davis. Several other people have created various different Garfield parodies. We thought it would be cool to make one ourselves. The problem is, the space of potential Garfield mash-ups isMEZZACOTTA - ITOONS
Strip by: KelpTheGreat. {Celia, Haley, and Belkar are pulling a cart, containing supplies, and Mr. Scruffy.} Belkar: See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? We compromised:I
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This strip's permanent URL: http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=2021-06-06 ------------------------- MEZZACOTTA COMICS BROKEN 24 November, 2019 | Posted in Comic, News
by David Morgan-Mar
Unfortunately, due to a software upgrade the mezzacotta comics got broken about a week ago. I’m working on fixing them, but until I manage to figure out what’s wrong the comic images are failing to load fully. It may take a while to fix them, as I’ve already tried and failed, and I have other things I need to do, but it’s definitely still on my semi-urgent list. MEZZACOTTA PUZZLE COMPETITION 14 September, 2016 | Posted in Puzzlesby David Morgan-Mar
The first annual mezzacotta Puzzle Competition is now open for registration! This is a successor to the CiSRA Puzzle Competition which we ran at our work from 2007 to 2013. Our company decided not to sponsor the competition any more, so we’ve now begun our own private competition right here onmezzacotta.
The puzzles will be similar in style to CiSRA, as well as the popular MUMS and SUMS puzzle hunts. The puzzles will be released in the week beginning Monday 10 October, and the best teams will win prizes! ANNOUNCING SNOT BLOCK & ROLL 19 May, 2015 | Posted in News byDavid Morgan-Mar
We’ve launched a new food review site! _Snot Block & Roll_.
Yeah, okay, we do nothing here for 2 years and then launch three new features all at once. It’s a bit like waiting for a bus. ANNOUNCING THE PRISONER OF MONTY HALL 19 May, 2015 | Posted in News , Webcomics by David Morgan-Mar We’ve launched ANOTHER new webcomic! _The Prisoner of Monty Hall_.
ANNOUNCING THE DINOSAUR WHITEBOARD 19 May, 2015 | Posted in News , Webcomics by David Morgan-Mar We’ve launched a new webcomic! _The Dinosaur Whiteboard_.
ANNOUNCING MEZZACOTTA CINÉMATIQUE! 23 December, 2013 | Posted in Newsby David Morgan-Mar
We are pleased to announce the opening of mezzacotta Cinématique , showing all the latest blockbuster movies, plus some surprising foreign and art-house finds. Check out what’s showing now! PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS? 26 May, 2013 | Posted in Geek Argument of the Dayby David Morgan-Mar
In the wake of Marissa Mayer’s commentswhen
launching the revamped Flickr UI (since “clarified”), what is the difference between professional and amateur photographers?
GEEK ARGUMENT OF THE DAY 24 May, 2013 | Posted in Geek Argument of the Dayby David Morgan-Mar
New feature!
Today’s GEEK ARGUMENT OF THE DAY is: Is the change to the Legendrule
in _Magic: The Gathering_ a good thing, or is it the end of _Magic_ aswe know it
?
Bonus Geek Argument of the Day for yesterday, when we actually thought of this idea for a new regular feature, but forgot to post it: Should “GIF” be pronounced with a hard G or a soft G sound? Does the creator get any say in the matter? We don’t have comments directly here on this page, but feel free to post your thoughts in our forums.
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22 February, 2013 | Posted in Ideasby David Morgan-Mar
You know when you want to look as though you’ve just been out getting a great workout, or jogging, or playing a hard-fought game of tennis? But you haven’t really? So you need to fake it? You need a spray-pack of simulated sweat! A few quick spritzes under the arms, a mist over your face to give it that post-workout glow, and assorted spots and drips everywhere else, and you’ll have everyone convinced you’re an exercise junky! It’s water with a few salts in it for authenticity. And no offensive smell, so you can continue to attract people admiring your ethic of hard work and healthy lifestyle. A GAME SO NERDY WE’RE SURPRISED WE DIDN’T THINK OF IT FIRST 13 March, 2012 | Posted in Games, Links
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