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MEMORIAL DAY JOKES
The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1. The 2012 film Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true. Let us remember as we fall asleep this Memorial Day those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. NATIONAL FUDGE DAY JOKES National Fudge day is celebrated annually on June 16th. A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars. "nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief". NATIONAL PICNIC DAY JOKES National Picnic Day is every April 23rd and is a day for everyone to enjoy a meal outside. I asked my Canadian friend "Did you have a good Summer? He replied "Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!" Company Picnic. A wife took her husband to the company picnic and started berating him. NATIONAL PAUL BUNYAN DAY JOKES Is you dad Paul Bunyan, cuz baby you giving me wood. Ohanother Paul Bunyan joke, I should've saw that one coming. National Paul Bunyan Day is celebrated annually on June 28th. Lumberjack Jokes. NATIONAL SANGRIA DAY JOKES A guy offers a girl a glass of sangria, but the girl says wine is bad for her legs, The guy ask "Do they swell?" The girl replies "No they spread". A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." KNOCK KNOCK RELIGIOUS JOKES Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? Knock Knock. Who's there? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages! Knock Knock.LAND ROVER JOKES
A girl who swallows is like owning a Range Rover, You don't need it, but it's nice to have. A lady walks into a Land Rover dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Range Rover and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. GOLFING WITH WIFE JOKES Golfing with Wife Jokes. A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it willtake to
RED SKELTON JOKES
Red Skelton Jokes. Back to: People Jokes : Comedian Jokes. Red Skelton Stand Up Jokes. "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ". "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." "Congress: Bingo with billions". She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too latefor the
SKODA JOKES
My Skoda's just marking it's territory." "You might own a SKODA if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport." "I could never keep a Skoda under me, I was always under the Skoda." "Friends don't let friends drive a Skoda." "I'd rather push a Ford then drive a Skoda." Skoda One Liners.MEMORIAL DAY JOKES
The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1. The 2012 film Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true. Let us remember as we fall asleep this Memorial Day those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. NATIONAL FUDGE DAY JOKES National Fudge day is celebrated annually on June 16th. A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars. "nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief". NATIONAL PICNIC DAY JOKES National Picnic Day is every April 23rd and is a day for everyone to enjoy a meal outside. I asked my Canadian friend "Did you have a good Summer? He replied "Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!" Company Picnic. A wife took her husband to the company picnic and started berating him. NATIONAL PAUL BUNYAN DAY JOKES Is you dad Paul Bunyan, cuz baby you giving me wood. Ohanother Paul Bunyan joke, I should've saw that one coming. National Paul Bunyan Day is celebrated annually on June 28th. Lumberjack Jokes. NATIONAL SANGRIA DAY JOKES A guy offers a girl a glass of sangria, but the girl says wine is bad for her legs, The guy ask "Do they swell?" The girl replies "No they spread". A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." KNOCK KNOCK RELIGIOUS JOKES Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? Knock Knock. Who's there? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages! Knock Knock.LAND ROVER JOKES
A girl who swallows is like owning a Range Rover, You don't need it, but it's nice to have. A lady walks into a Land Rover dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Range Rover and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. GOLFING WITH WIFE JOKES Golfing with Wife Jokes. A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it willtake to
RED SKELTON JOKES
Red Skelton Jokes. Back to: People Jokes : Comedian Jokes. Red Skelton Stand Up Jokes. "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ". "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." "Congress: Bingo with billions". She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too latefor the
SKODA JOKES
My Skoda's just marking it's territory." "You might own a SKODA if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport." "I could never keep a Skoda under me, I was always under the Skoda." "Friends don't let friends drive a Skoda." "I'd rather push a Ford then drive a Skoda." Skoda One Liners.JOKES4US.COM
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NATIONAL PICNIC DAY JOKES National Picnic Day is every April 23rd and is a day for everyone to enjoy a meal outside. I asked my Canadian friend "Did you have a good Summer? He replied "Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!" Company Picnic. A wife took her husband to the company picnic and started berating him.TANNING JOKES
I just turned my brightness all the way up on the iPhone & got a nice little tan. Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man. There is a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled around in a bag of doritos. MONTREAL CANADIENS JOKES A: Because the cup's always in Detroit! Q: Why did the Canadiens enforcer retire early? A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni! Q: What do you call 5 Montreal Canadiens players standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: Why are the Canadiens like grizzly bears? A: Every fall they go into hibernation.LANDLORD JOKES
St. Peter then says to the apartment manager, "I want you to sleep on it and meet me back here in the morning to let me know your decision." The next morning he comes back and says to St. Peter, "Heaven is very nice and all, but hell looks great, so I've decided that I want to go to hell". So St. Peter puts him on the escalator down to hell.SUNDERLAND JOKES
Reckless Driver. A Newcastle United fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Black Cats supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Sunderland jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along,he saw a priest.
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS JOKES The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan.LAWYER JOKES
A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.CATERPILLAR JOKES
in Caterloges. I felt so guilty after I stepped on that caterpillar this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed. Movies. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a colorful caterpillar sitting next to him. "Are you a caterpillar?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes."BASSOON JOKES
Bassoon Jokes. Back to: Miscellaneous Jokes : Music Jokes. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bassoon recital. Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?JOKES4US.COM
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MEMORIAL DAY JOKES
The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1. The 2012 film Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true. Let us remember as we fall asleep this Memorial Day those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. KNOCK KNOCK RELIGIOUS JOKES Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? Knock Knock. Who's there? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages! Knock Knock. TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS JOKES The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan.LAND ROVER JOKES
A girl who swallows is like owning a Range Rover, You don't need it, but it's nice to have. A lady walks into a Land Rover dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Range Rover and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.RED SKELTON JOKES
Red Skelton Jokes. Back to: People Jokes : Comedian Jokes. Red Skelton Stand Up Jokes. "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ". "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." "Congress: Bingo with billions". She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too latefor the
TANNING JOKES
I just turned my brightness all the way up on the iPhone & got a nice little tan. Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man. There is a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled around in a bag of doritos.CATHOLIC JOKES
Catholic Jokes. A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand. Q: Why couldn't the Virgin Mary sleep? A: Because Jesus cries (christ). Q: Why did the sponge go to church? MANCHESTER CITY F.C. JOKES Manchester City Football Club Jokes. Q: How many MCFC supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough. Q: What's the difference between Manuel Pellegrini and God? A: God doesn't think he's Manuel Pellegrini. Q: What do you call a Sky Blues fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy.VETERINARIAN JOKES
Boy: Awful. Clinic. A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he. lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."JOKES4US.COM
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MEMORIAL DAY JOKES
The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1. The 2012 film Lincoln is doing well in theaters, historically this has not been true. Let us remember as we fall asleep this Memorial Day those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. KNOCK KNOCK RELIGIOUS JOKES Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? Knock Knock. Who's there? Heaven! Heaven who? Heaven seen you in ages! Knock Knock. TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS JOKES The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan.LAND ROVER JOKES
A girl who swallows is like owning a Range Rover, You don't need it, but it's nice to have. A lady walks into a Land Rover dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Range Rover and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.RED SKELTON JOKES
Red Skelton Jokes. Back to: People Jokes : Comedian Jokes. Red Skelton Stand Up Jokes. "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ". "I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up." "Congress: Bingo with billions". She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too latefor the
TANNING JOKES
I just turned my brightness all the way up on the iPhone & got a nice little tan. Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man. There is a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled around in a bag of doritos.CATHOLIC JOKES
Catholic Jokes. A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand. Q: Why couldn't the Virgin Mary sleep? A: Because Jesus cries (christ). Q: Why did the sponge go to church? MANCHESTER CITY F.C. JOKES Manchester City Football Club Jokes. Q: How many MCFC supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough. Q: What's the difference between Manuel Pellegrini and God? A: God doesn't think he's Manuel Pellegrini. Q: What do you call a Sky Blues fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy.VETERINARIAN JOKES
Boy: Awful. Clinic. A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he. lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."JOKES4US.COM
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NATIONAL FUDGE DAY JOKES National Fudge day is celebrated annually on June 16th. A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars. "nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".CORONAVIRUS JOKES
Coronavirus jokes are spreading. Toilet paper jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2. Coronavirus jokes are rapidly becoming a pun-demic. That awkward moment when you wake up and everyone else is more anti-social than you. The coronavirus lastsFATHER'S DAY JOKES
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Father's Day is just like Mother's Day, except on Father's Day you buy a cheaper gift. KNOCK KNOCK BUSINESS JOKES Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! Knock Knock. Who's there? Perth! Perth who? I control the Perth (purse) strings in this house. Knock Knock. Who's there?TANNING JOKES
I just turned my brightness all the way up on the iPhone & got a nice little tan. Fake tan. Fake boobs. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell us again how you want a real man. There is a fine line between a tan and looking like you rolled around in a bag of doritos.SOUTHERN JOKES
Roses are red, mud is brown, country music up, tailgate down. Country Girls aren't afraid to love a man. They ain't afraid to shoot one neither. Furthermore, country girls don't retreat, they reload. You might be from the south if your diet mainly consists of Fried Chickenand Sweet Tea.
NATIONAL LICORICE DAY JOKES National Licorice Day is observed each year on April 12. It celebrates black licorice history and health benefits. A guy walks into the doctor's office. A twizzlers stuck in one of his ears, a jolly rancher in the other ear, and a M&M stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc,this is terrible.
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My Skoda's just marking it's territory." "You might own a SKODA if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport." "I could never keep a Skoda under me, I was always under the Skoda." "Friends don't let friends drive a Skoda." "I'd rather push a Ford then drive a Skoda." Skoda One Liners.ADAM & EVE JOKES
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