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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. WRITE FOR CRACKED AND GET PAID: HERE'S HOW 3. Work with Cracked's editors to shape the idea. 4. If the idea is accepted, write up a draft and get paid. 5. Brag about your accomplishment after your draft is 15 FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR INEXPLICABLY BIZARRE OBSESSIONS 5 Bits Of Historical Armor That Look Like Weirdo Cosplay. To get an idea of just how weird war could get, check out these real pieces of armor seemingly straight out of a Game of Thrones fanfic written whilehigh.
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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A HISTORY OF AWFUL ALFRED HITCHCOCK-THEMED VIDEO GAMES A more literal but no less baffling Hitchcock adaptation came out back in 1988; a Psycho game for DOS and Commodore 64.Since psychosexually-tormented loners stabbing naked women in cheap motel rooms probably didn’t mesh with the children’s adventure game business, weirdly, the story focuses on a fedora-wearing gumshoe looking for stolen jewels and a kidnapped museum employee atCRACKED.COM
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
12 EXTREMELY WEIRD YET EFFECTIVE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS 5 Bits Of Historical Armor That Look Like Weirdo Cosplay. To get an idea of just how weird war could get, check out these real pieces of armor seemingly straight out of a Game of Thrones fanfic written whilehigh.
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100 UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS SPAM SUBJECT LINES If you want a perfect demonstration of the "1,000 typing monkeys accidentally creating a masterpiece" phenomenon, look no further than your spam subject lines. The jumbled mash of nonsense spammers use to get around spam filters creates a kind of surreal poetr THE NEW YORK TIMES ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES STORY ABOUT 22 hours ago · Ahh, The New York Times.Known for their impeccable editorial standards, fascinating OpEds, and as of this week, their status as the first major news outlet to discuss the bumper crop of watermelons growing on Mars? 'ZOOBILEE ZOO' WAS WEIRD AS HELL (EVEN BY KIDS' TV 1 day ago · Children’s television programming isn’t exactly known for being, well, sane.Purple dinosaurs who don’t understand personal boundaries, Teletubbies, skinless exhibitionists, and even the slow, systematic Shang Tsung-ing of the Olsen Twins’ souls are all fair game if it’ll shut your kid up for an hour.And, y’know, teach them about manners or slowly suffocating in refrigerators or THAT TIME MARVEL DROPPED A BUNCH OF (BAD) ROCK ALBUMS T hen, in the same year, Marvel's first fully backed album arrived. The Amazing Spider-Man: From Beyond The Grave: A Rockomic (you know it's a bitchin' rock-opera because it has two colons) was created by fictional superband frontman Ron Dante of The Archies.The album is a full-on musical that has a rock-god Spidey who, ahem, "makes all thelittle girls sigh."
A HISTORY OF AWFUL ALFRED HITCHCOCK-THEMED VIDEO GAMES A more literal but no less baffling Hitchcock adaptation came out back in 1988; a Psycho game for DOS and Commodore 64.Since psychosexually-tormented loners stabbing naked women in cheap motel rooms probably didn’t mesh with the children’s adventure game business, weirdly, the story focuses on a fedora-wearing gumshoe looking for stolen jewels and a kidnapped museum employee atCRACKED.COM
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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15 FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR INEXPLICABLY BIZARRE OBSESSIONS 4 Fun Movie Easter Eggs That Imply Death And Chaos (VIDEO) Never does an Easter egg shatter your hold on reality, make you question the fundamentals of your existence, or send you reeling with existentialhorror until TODAY.
FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
16 BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE HANDMAID'S TALE The Handmaid’s Tale is one the most relevant shows currently on the air but did you know it’s not the first time Margaret Atwood’s novel got a screen adaptation? There was a failed attempt at bringing the story to life over 30 years ago. More on that and THE 6 WORST PARTS OF GETTING SOBER (NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT The 6 Worst Parts Of Getting Sober (Nobody Tells You About) By: Anna Drezen. August 13, 2016. Advertisement. John Cheese the Great and Powerful wrote a pretty legendary column a few years back about his experiences with sobriety. I read it while hungover a few months ago and thought, "Hey, maybe I should stop drinking for 30 days and seewhat
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special 6 REALITIES OF WORKING AS A FRIEND-FOR-HIRE 2 People Keep Thinking It's An Undercover Dating Site. In a world in which you have to be coy about advertising escorts, it's common to find customers who don't know they're renting a friend; they think they're renting a "friend." One woman who insisted 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
12 EXTREMELY WEIRD YET EFFECTIVE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS 5 Bits Of Historical Armor That Look Like Weirdo Cosplay. To get an idea of just how weird war could get, check out these real pieces of armor seemingly straight out of a Game of Thrones fanfic written whilehigh.
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100 UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS SPAM SUBJECT LINES If you want a perfect demonstration of the "1,000 typing monkeys accidentally creating a masterpiece" phenomenon, look no further than your spam subject lines. The jumbled mash of nonsense spammers use to get around spam filters creates a kind of surreal poetr THE NEW YORK TIMES ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES STORY ABOUT 17 hours ago · Ahh, The New York Times.Known for their impeccable editorial standards, fascinating OpEds, and as of this week, their status as the first major news outlet to discuss the bumper crop of watermelons growing on Mars? 'ZOOBILEE ZOO' WAS WEIRD AS HELL (EVEN BY KIDS' TV 19 hours ago · Children’s television programming isn’t exactly known for being, well, sane.Purple dinosaurs who don’t understand personal boundaries, Teletubbies, skinless exhibitionists, and even the slow, systematic Shang Tsung-ing of the Olsen Twins’ souls are all fair game if it’ll shut your kid up for an hour.And, y’know, teach them about manners or slowly suffocating in refrigerators or THAT TIME MARVEL DROPPED A BUNCH OF (BAD) ROCK ALBUMS 1 day ago · T hen, in the same year, Marvel's first fully backed album arrived. The Amazing Spider-Man: From Beyond The Grave: A Rockomic (you know it's a bitchin' rock-opera because it has two colons) was created by fictional superband frontman Ron Dante of The Archies.The album is a full-on musical that has a rock-god Spidey who, ahem, "makes all the little girls sigh." A HISTORY OF AWFUL ALFRED HITCHCOCK-THEMED VIDEO GAMES 1 day ago · A more literal but no less baffling Hitchcock adaptation came out back in 1988; a Psycho game for DOS and Commodore 64.Since psychosexually-tormented loners stabbing naked women in cheap motel rooms probably didn’t mesh with the children’s adventure game business, weirdly, the story focuses on a fedora-wearing gumshoe looking for stolen jewels and a kidnapped museum employee atCRACKED.COM
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FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special THE 7 MOST TERRIFYING SEX TOYS EVER PATENTED The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented. As anyone this side of the Hall of Justice will tell you, the first sign of megavillainy is declaring that everyone else in the world is wrong and you're right. We've found seven people with the ego, the balls and the terrifying machinery to shout, "Everyone in the world was boning wrong before I 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
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15 FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR INEXPLICABLY BIZARRE OBSESSIONS 4 Fun Movie Easter Eggs That Imply Death And Chaos (VIDEO) Never does an Easter egg shatter your hold on reality, make you question the fundamentals of your existence, or send you reeling with existentialhorror until TODAY.
FLORIDA MAN: 6 CRAZY DETAILS OF A SERIAL POLICE Jeremy Dewitte is a serial police impersonator out of Orlando, Florida, and quite a prolific one at that. At the time of this writing, he is currently facing seven charges of falsely personating a police officer, along with a handful of other charges, with more being added as investigations continue. Dewitte's facing 85 years in prison,and if
MI-6 TO CIA: 5 TOP SECRET AGENCIES (WHO WANT TO HIRE YOU What You'll Be Doing: You know, driving an Astin Martin, banging women with sexually suggestive names. Oh, and maybe taking part in a propaganda campaign to drum up support for a war. It was MI 6 who implemented Operation Mass Appeal in the years before the invasion of Iraq, planting stories in the news media to play up the threat fromSaddam.
THE 6 MOST STATISTICALLY FULL OF SHIT The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions. By: Christina H. January 27, 2010. Advertisement. People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or, at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, in many cases this just isn't true, and the so 5 SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO EVERYONE FORGETS ARE EXPOSED 5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds. By. Sammy Trujillo ·. August 25, 2014. Making a career out of ripping people off takes a special kind of asshole. But to make a career out of defrauding the general public, get exposed as a fraud, and then keep right on defrauding people as if nothing ever happened takes a special THE 7 MOST TERRIFYING SEX TOYS EVER PATENTED The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented. As anyone this side of the Hall of Justice will tell you, the first sign of megavillainy is declaring that everyone else in the world is wrong and you're right. We've found seven people with the ego, the balls and the terrifying machinery to shout, "Everyone in the world was boning wrong before I 6 THINGS I LEARNED WHEN THE COPS RAIDED MY HOUSE BY 6 If Your Lease Is Wonky, You Could Get Caught Up In A Drug Raid. We lived in an old house converted into a duplex on a quiet, suburban street. Our house was the only rental on our block. The basement was one apartment, and the ground floor comprised the other apartment inthe duplex.
THE SKEEVIEST THINGS I SAW WORKING AT AN ADULT MOVIE The Skeeviest Things I Saw Working At An Adult Movie Theater. By. Cezary Jan Strusiewicz ·. February 15, 2017. You've got all the world's porn in your pocket right now, on demand whenever you want it. But a small number of people still like going out there and doing stuff the old-fashioned way, with their hands. And genitals. THE 6 MOST GRATUITOUSLY CLEAVAGED WOMEN ON TV The 6 Most Gratuitously Cleavaged Women on TV. By. Glenn Thompson ·. May 11, 2008. Nudity and television have an uneasy relationship. Sex sells, but TV can't even show nipples. Television has found a happy medium in breast cleavage--that innocent eye candy for emasculated husbands and prepubescent boys alike. 12 EXTREMELY WEIRD YET EFFECTIVE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS 5 Bits Of Historical Armor That Look Like Weirdo Cosplay. To get an idea of just how weird war could get, check out these real pieces of armor seemingly straight out of a Game of Thrones fanfic written whilehigh.
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100 UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS SPAM SUBJECT LINES If you want a perfect demonstration of the "1,000 typing monkeys accidentally creating a masterpiece" phenomenon, look no further than your spam subject lines. The jumbled mash of nonsense spammers use to get around spam filters creates a kind of surreal poetr THAT TIME MARVEL DROPPED A BUNCH OF (BAD) ROCK ALBUMS 1 day ago · T hen, in the same year, Marvel's first fully backed album arrived. The Amazing Spider-Man: From Beyond The Grave: A Rockomic (you know it's a bitchin' rock-opera because it has two colons) was created by fictional superband frontman Ron Dante of The Archies.The album is a full-on musical that has a rock-god Spidey who, ahem, "makes all the little girls sigh." THE NEW YORK TIMES ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES STORY ABOUT 9 hours ago · Ahh, The New York Times.Known for their impeccable editorial standards, fascinating OpEds, and as of this week, their status as the first major news outlet to discuss the bumper crop of watermelons growing on Mars? A HISTORY OF AWFUL ALFRED HITCHCOCK-THEMED VIDEO GAMES 1 day ago · A more literal but no less baffling Hitchcock adaptation came out back in 1988; a Psycho game for DOS and Commodore 64.Since psychosexually-tormented loners stabbing naked women in cheap motel rooms probably didn’t mesh with the children’s adventure game business, weirdly, the story focuses on a fedora-wearing gumshoe looking for stolen jewels and a kidnapped museum employee at 'ZOOBILEE ZOO' WAS WEIRD AS HELL (EVEN BY KIDS' TV 12 hours ago · Children’s television programming isn’t exactly known for being, well, sane.Purple dinosaurs who don’t understand personal boundaries, Teletubbies, skinless exhibitionists, and even the slow, systematic Shang Tsung-ing of the Olsen Twins’ souls are all fair game if it’ll shut your kid up for an hour.And, y’know, teach them about manners or slowly suffocating in refrigerators orReport ad
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