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Jewdar has learned to approach DC movies like a mistreated dog approaching hand offering scraps of food. Sure, there's a good chance that I'll end up getting kicked, but that slight chance that I'll get a piece of a hot dog keeps me coming back for more. So we went into Shazam without great hopes, and we left.satisfied. The movie stars Zachary Levi (not a Member of the Tribe, but yes that IT’S OFFICIAL: UFO-WORSHIPING RAËLIANS ARE NO LONGER Here's one that's sure to disappoint the thin venn segment of people who love the state of Israel, and also believe that all life on Earth is the product of extraterrestrial scientific meddling. The Raëlian movement has officially (officially!) renounced Zionism, and declared themselves the true Jews, urging the rest of us to convert to Raëlism before it's too late. What's Raëlism? So glad FRIENDLY REMINDER—THE BIBLE IS EXTREMELY NSFW Friendly Reminder—The Bible is. Extremely. NSFW. When it comes to the sexiest ancient religious text, most people think of the Kama Sutra . That book, however, is all about theory—things you could do if you had the time, energy and a good chiropractor. But the Hebrew Bible—man, that’s all action, all the time, with people “knowing LOX ICE CREAM: SO GOOD YOU’LL CREAM CHEESE YOURSELF Lox Ice Cream: So Good You’ll Cream Cheese Yourself. With perpetually clogged sinuses and tendencies towards lactose intolerance, ice cream has never been the chosen treat of the chosen people. And by the looks of San Francisco Weekly ‘s list of " The Ten Weirdest Ice Cream Flavors in Existence ," the frozen treat isn’t getting any more THIS 92 YEAR OLD MAN JUST HAD HIS SECOND CIRCUMCISION For most guys, once is more than enough when it comes to the delicate question of circumcision. For Israel’s Bashi Gabai, however, the second time’s the charm. After discovering his original bris, performed when he was eight days old, was not performed according to traditional Jewish law, the 92 year old Gabai opted to re-snip, rather than risk “kareth,” or spiritual excision, from the RUSH’S GEDDY LEE RECEIVES HONORARY DOCTORATE, REALLY LOVES When Heeb spoke with helium-voiced RUSH frontman Geddy Lee for our Music issue, he admitted his mother Mary had expected something very different from young Gary Lee Weinrib, a nice Jewish boy from the suburbs - Understandable considering that after WWII, Weinrib's Concentration Camp-survivor parents hadn't relocated to Toronto expecting to see their son immerse himself in rock DARYL HALL: MUSIC LEGEND AND BLOND JEW FINALLY GETS HIS Daryl Hall: Music Legend and Blond Jew Finally Gets His Due. With his long blond hair and lumberjack build, Daryl Hall doesn’t look Jewish. Yet, contrary to his gentile appearance, the leading half of Hall & Oates can be counted as a member of the tribe. The blue-eyed soul man and perpetual hit machine actually converted nearly 40 years

ago

EVERYONE’S FAVE DIRTY GRANDMOTHER TALKS ABOUT HER NEW Everyone’s Fave Dirty Grandmother Talks About Her New Documentary. “Did you know that Annie Duke is Jewish?” a reporter asked at the Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work press conference. Duke, the diva’s hated rival on Celebrity Apprentice, was famously told by Joan to kiss her “old Jewish ass.” “Oh no, she’s not!”. Rivers shot back ELIE WIESEL’S SEXUAL CONDUCT MIGHT BE WORSE THAN YOU THINK Last week a story was published on Medium by a woman alleging that late Holocaust Survivor and Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel sexually assaulted her during a 1989 charity event. As Jenny Listman wrote in her story, When I Was Nineteen Years Old, Elie Wiesel Grabbed My Ass, while standing next to Wiesel for a group photo with her family and then-boyfriend: The photographer snapped the DO THE GRATEFUL DEAD SOUND BETTER IN HEBREW? YOU BE THE Quintessential proto-jam band The Grateful Dead are back and jammier than ever with a round of live - and jawdroppingly expensive - concerts to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of their smoking hash and going meedly-meedly-meedly on guitars, or something. But, if getting stoned in an arena full of aging boomers hitting on unwashed college sophomores isn't your idea of a fitting send HEEB – THE NEW JEW REVIEWLATESTABOUTADVERTISECONTACTYO SEMITEFREE

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Jewdar has learned to approach DC movies like a mistreated dog approaching hand offering scraps of food. Sure, there's a good chance that I'll end up getting kicked, but that slight chance that I'll get a piece of a hot dog keeps me coming back for more. So we went into Shazam without great hopes, and we left.satisfied. The movie stars Zachary Levi (not a Member of the Tribe, but yes that IT’S OFFICIAL: UFO-WORSHIPING RAËLIANS ARE NO LONGER Here's one that's sure to disappoint the thin venn segment of people who love the state of Israel, and also believe that all life on Earth is the product of extraterrestrial scientific meddling. The Raëlian movement has officially (officially!) renounced Zionism, and declared themselves the true Jews, urging the rest of us to convert to Raëlism before it's too late. What's Raëlism? So glad FRIENDLY REMINDER—THE BIBLE IS EXTREMELY NSFW Friendly Reminder—The Bible is. Extremely. NSFW. When it comes to the sexiest ancient religious text, most people think of the Kama Sutra . That book, however, is all about theory—things you could do if you had the time, energy and a good chiropractor. But the Hebrew Bible—man, that’s all action, all the time, with people “knowing LOX ICE CREAM: SO GOOD YOU’LL CREAM CHEESE YOURSELF Lox Ice Cream: So Good You’ll Cream Cheese Yourself. With perpetually clogged sinuses and tendencies towards lactose intolerance, ice cream has never been the chosen treat of the chosen people. And by the looks of San Francisco Weekly ‘s list of " The Ten Weirdest Ice Cream Flavors in Existence ," the frozen treat isn’t getting any more THIS 92 YEAR OLD MAN JUST HAD HIS SECOND CIRCUMCISION For most guys, once is more than enough when it comes to the delicate question of circumcision. For Israel’s Bashi Gabai, however, the second time’s the charm. After discovering his original bris, performed when he was eight days old, was not performed according to traditional Jewish law, the 92 year old Gabai opted to re-snip, rather than risk “kareth,” or spiritual excision, from the RUSH’S GEDDY LEE RECEIVES HONORARY DOCTORATE, REALLY LOVES When Heeb spoke with helium-voiced RUSH frontman Geddy Lee for our Music issue, he admitted his mother Mary had expected something very different from young Gary Lee Weinrib, a nice Jewish boy from the suburbs - Understandable considering that after WWII, Weinrib's Concentration Camp-survivor parents hadn't relocated to Toronto expecting to see their son immerse himself in rock DARYL HALL: MUSIC LEGEND AND BLOND JEW FINALLY GETS HIS Daryl Hall: Music Legend and Blond Jew Finally Gets His Due. With his long blond hair and lumberjack build, Daryl Hall doesn’t look Jewish. Yet, contrary to his gentile appearance, the leading half of Hall & Oates can be counted as a member of the tribe. The blue-eyed soul man and perpetual hit machine actually converted nearly 40 years

ago

EVERYONE’S FAVE DIRTY GRANDMOTHER TALKS ABOUT HER NEW Everyone’s Fave Dirty Grandmother Talks About Her New Documentary. “Did you know that Annie Duke is Jewish?” a reporter asked at the Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work press conference. Duke, the diva’s hated rival on Celebrity Apprentice, was famously told by Joan to kiss her “old Jewish ass.” “Oh no, she’s not!”. Rivers shot back ELIE WIESEL’S SEXUAL CONDUCT MIGHT BE WORSE THAN YOU THINK Last week a story was published on Medium by a woman alleging that late Holocaust Survivor and Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel sexually assaulted her during a 1989 charity event. As Jenny Listman wrote in her story, When I Was Nineteen Years Old, Elie Wiesel Grabbed My Ass, while standing next to Wiesel for a group photo with her family and then-boyfriend: The photographer snapped the DO THE GRATEFUL DEAD SOUND BETTER IN HEBREW? YOU BE THE Quintessential proto-jam band The Grateful Dead are back and jammier than ever with a round of live - and jawdroppingly expensive - concerts to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of their smoking hash and going meedly-meedly-meedly on guitars, or something. But, if getting stoned in an arena full of aging boomers hitting on unwashed college sophomores isn't your idea of a fitting send

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Jewdar has learned to approach DC movies like a mistreated dog approaching hand offering scraps of food. Sure, there's a good chance that I'll end up getting kicked, but that slight chance that I'll get a piece of a hot dog keeps me coming back for more. So we went into Shazam without great hopes, and we left.satisfied. The movie stars Zachary Levi (not a Member of the Tribe, but yes that LYIN’ OF JUDAH–REVIEW OF NUR MASALHA’S PALESTINE A FOUR Lyin’ of Judah–Review of Nur Masalha’s Palestine A Four Thousand Year History. On the Zionist political spectrum, Jewdar is a pretty solid two-stater who believes that when it comes to the sorry state of Israeli-Palestinian relations, there’s plenty enough blame to go around. Furthermore, Jewdar is not at all a fan of the school of THE BOB MARLEY PASSOVER YOU NEVER KNEW YOU ALWAYS The Bob Marley Passover is a new, free, Haggadah from writer (and former Camp Heebaquonk head counselor “Don”) Nathan Phillips and designer Jessica Stewart. And, while there are many (many!) different Haggadah versions out there, this one is hands down our favorite (sorry Maxwell house ). From the first blessing (guests are encouraged

to

ELIE WIESEL’S SEXUAL CONDUCT MIGHT BE WORSE THAN YOU THINK Last week a story was published on Medium by a woman alleging that late Holocaust Survivor and Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel sexually assaulted her during a 1989 charity event. As Jenny Listman wrote in her story, When I Was Nineteen Years Old, Elie Wiesel Grabbed My Ass, while standing next to Wiesel for a group photo with her family and then-boyfriend: The photographer snapped the SAMMY DAVIS JR., IN HIS OWN WORDS, ON CHOOSING JUDAISM Along the way, Davis Jr. received encouragement from a host of Rabbis, showmen, and even a blessing (of sorts) from studio mogul Sam Goldwyn, before finally reaching the truly Sammy-esque conclusion that “It’s me! That’s all, just me and the way I see life and enjoy living.”. Here’s Sammy, in his own words, describing his path to

Judaism.

SARAH SILVERMAN

Sarah Silverman is many things: a comic, an actress, and a political activist, to name a few. But, according to a recent op-ed in The Jewish Press, Silverman shouldn't be commended for what she's accomplished, so much as admonished for what she hasn't: Gotten married and had kids. At least, so says Rabbi Yaakov Rosenblatt. Rosenblatt, who has perfected the art of admonishing celebrities (here EVERYONE’S FAVE DIRTY GRANDMOTHER TALKS ABOUT HER NEW Everyone’s Fave Dirty Grandmother Talks About Her New Documentary. “Did you know that Annie Duke is Jewish?” a reporter asked at the Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work press conference. Duke, the diva’s hated rival on Celebrity Apprentice, was famously told by Joan to kiss her “old Jewish ass.” “Oh no, she’s not!”. Rivers shot back

SARAH SILVERMAN

Sarah Silverman’s Marvel Cameo Makes Her A Comic Book Comic’s Comic. Yo Semite. January 14, 2015. Comedy, Comics, Culture. The former Heeb cover-model becomes an official part of the Marvel comics universe when she teams up with the "Merc with a mouth" in Deadpool

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ISRAEL WOOS JAPANESE TOURISTS WITH ULTRA-WEIRD ANIME Israel Woos Japanese Tourists With Ultra-Weird Anime Series | Ancient People, Fortunate Future November 2, 2014 . いいね！イスラエル, or “Israel, Like!” is the Israeli Embassy In Japan’s new anime series, created to attract Japanese tourists to Israel through the adventures of animated sisters Saki and Noriko as they bop around the holy land. TAYLOR SWIFT LIKES ‘EM SNIPPED Taylor Swift Likes ‘Em Snipped. RSS. January 31, 2013. Culture, Music. 4. Elfin songstress Taylor Swift earned her fame by creating a successful musical career out of a string of failed relationships. The latest entry on her breakup list is none other than One Direction crooner Harry Styles (with a name like that this guy’s got a

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SHAZAM! THE HEEB REVIEW

__ jewdar

__ April 14, 2019

__ Comics ,

Culture

The filmmakers did a good job of taking the classic story--Billy Batson, orphan who gets the ability to become a superhero with mythical powers--and give it a modern update without losing its basic

charm.

CAPTAIN MARVEL: THE HEEB REVIEW

__ jewdar

__ March 10, 2019

__ Comics ,

Film

Jewdar is happy to announce that not only has the movie had a solid opening weekend, but it has deserved one. COMIC CON-GLOMERATE–COMIC CON, STAN LEE, AND THE AQUAMAN AND TITANS

REVIEW

__ jewdar

__ January 1, 2019

__ Comics ,

Culture

As we do every year, we attended the NY Comic Con with the little

Jewdars

LYIN’ OF JUDAH–REVIEW OF NUR MASALHA’S PALESTINE A FOUR THOUSAND

YEAR HISTORY

__ jewdar

__ September 26, 2018

__ Books ,

History , Israel

After Palestinian academic Nur Masalha’s new exercise in historical denial and borderline antisemitism, Palestine:  A Four Thousand Year History, suffice it to say, the Kraken has been released. COMICS THE CHOSEN SHOULD CHOOSE

__ jewdar

__ May 9, 2018

__ Comics

another way in which the comic book universe tends to fail in diversity while it pretends to care is that characters seem to be various versions of the same physical type--in shape, when in fact, just looking around the country, it seems pretty likely that were an average, random American to get super powers, he or she would be a bit on the doughy side of things. MEET THE BADASS BEHIND “BADASS BITCHES OF HISTORY”

__ Ilana Strauss

__ April 17, 2018

__ Comedy ,

Culture

Meet Jenny Zigrino, a rising comedian rumored to possess "the sweetness of the Midwest and the iron balls of the East Coast." Zigrino has appeared in films like "Fifty Shades of Black"

and "Bad Santa 2...

“SUPPORT THE GIRLS” IS NOT REALLY ABOUT THE RAUNCH __ Jonathan Poritsky

__ April 5, 2018

__ Film ,

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An Interview with Andrew Bujalski PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE GOD BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN

__ Ilana Strauss

__ February 14, 2018

__ Religion ,

Uncategorized

After having the Jews go on a fun walk through the desert for a while, God brought them to Mount Sinai. Lighting flashes and smoke rises from the mountain. God: I am the mighty and powerful God! Obey

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WANDERING INTO A DESERT ISN’T AS GLAMOROUS AS IT’S CRACKED UP TO

BE

__ Ilana Strauss

__ February 7, 2018

__ Religion

The Hebrews leave Egypt and come to the edge of the Red Sea. Moses: Hey God? You’re not gonna do that thing again, where you change Pharaoh’s mind and make him come after us, right? Because that would

be...

FREE WILL IS OVERRATED

__ Ilana Strauss

__ February 1, 2018

__ Religion

Moses has a midlife crisis. PLEASE FREE THE SLAVES NOW, THANKS

__ Ilana Strauss

__ January 24, 2018

__ Comedy

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Moses is magic.

AN INTERVIEW WITH THE FAMILY TREE-OBSESSED, A.J. JACOBS

__ Kylie Ora Lobell

__ January 23, 2018

__ Culture , Interview Studying your genealogy can tell you a lot of surprising things. Especially when you're Ashkenazi.

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