THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

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THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

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THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

nice enough guy.

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THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

nice enough guy.

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guaranteed.

THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

nice enough guy.

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THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR. Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3 continents. CHAPTER 22 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? 132 WHAT TIME IS THE 11AM MEETING? Chapter 22 How long can you keep a client waiting? Here’s a quick test. You have a client who’s a

nice enough guy.

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guaranteed.

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nice enough guy.

BUY THE FINE ART OF LOSING CLIENTS The Fine Art of Losing Clients, a book by Greg Alder. 20+ techniques tested in the real world with spectacular results. Each technique

guaranteed.

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nice enough guy.

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nice enough guy.

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2019-01-23T10:28:03+11:00 SOME PEOPLE ARE NATURALS AT LOSING CLIENTS For the rest of us, here’s an easy-to-follow guide to dozens of techniques guaranteed to cause clients to walk. Choose one technique or creatively combine several. Then wait for the

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Greg Alder has been losing clients for decades. Every technique described in this book has been field-tested on famous global brands. Greg is a former student of architecture and psychology. He has worked in marketing research, and as a writer & Creative Director on 3

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