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GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County Clerk
DUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 3. YOU ENJOY HAVING A WIDE CIRCLE OF ACQUAINTANCES YES NO There is something else we could try. "Someone" take the test, make a copy of the questions and post them on the forum. Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 3. You enjoy having a 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worry GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 3. YOU ENJOY HAVING A WIDE CIRCLE OF ACQUAINTANCES YES NO There is something else we could try. "Someone" take the test, make a copy of the questions and post them on the forum. Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 3. You enjoy having a 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worryWHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day.THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Hey dudes! We’re currently working on putting up a meeting place for fans of the Abide Guide to discuss and add to the train of thought we started with our book, DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which and THE TENETS OF DUDEISM Quote from: thinkingdude on September 22, 2011, 10:34:36 PM. 1) Please try to be nice to each other. Even if you're sure you're right and you think the other person is a nitwit. 2) If someone isn't nice to you, it's a great opportunity to exercise your own TEAM NAME? - DUDEISM The Johnsons. The Nice Marmots. The Human Paraquats. The Seattle Seven (I don't know if the original group hold the copyright on that) Aitz Chaim He (if you're into the whole Jewish thing) A nice obscure one could be: The Lingonberry Pancakes. I got a million of MARRIAGE LAWS IN DIFFERENT STATES Re: Marriage Laws in different states. In Maryland, any adult can sign as clergy, as long as the couple who are getting married agree that he is a clergy. The celebrant doesn't have to be a resident, register in advance, or fulfil any other requirements. GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 3. YOU ENJOY HAVING A WIDE CIRCLE OF ACQUAINTANCES YES NO There is something else we could try. "Someone" take the test, make a copy of the questions and post them on the forum. Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 3. You enjoy having a 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worry GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 3. YOU ENJOY HAVING A WIDE CIRCLE OF ACQUAINTANCES YES NO There is something else we could try. "Someone" take the test, make a copy of the questions and post them on the forum. Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 3. You enjoy having a 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worryWHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day.THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Hey dudes! We’re currently working on putting up a meeting place for fans of the Abide Guide to discuss and add to the train of thought we started with our book, DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which and THE TENETS OF DUDEISM Quote from: thinkingdude on September 22, 2011, 10:34:36 PM. 1) Please try to be nice to each other. Even if you're sure you're right and you think the other person is a nitwit. 2) If someone isn't nice to you, it's a great opportunity to exercise your own TEAM NAME? - DUDEISM The Johnsons. The Nice Marmots. The Human Paraquats. The Seattle Seven (I don't know if the original group hold the copyright on that) Aitz Chaim He (if you're into the whole Jewish thing) A nice obscure one could be: The Lingonberry Pancakes. I got a million of MARRIAGE LAWS IN DIFFERENT STATES Re: Marriage Laws in different states. In Maryland, any adult can sign as clergy, as long as the couple who are getting married agree that he is a clergy. The celebrant doesn't have to be a resident, register in advance, or fulfil any other requirements. GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after aTHE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day.THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. DUDE, SO YOU’RE GOING TO PERFORM A WEDDING CEREMONY Dude, So You’re Going to Perform a Wedding Ceremony. As Dudeist priests, we may be called upon to officiate weddings from time to time, and surely there are many Dudes who would be happy to oblige. So here we’d like to provide some ground rules. This isn’t ‘Nam, after all. We’ve put together some information below to help ourfellow
1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after aTHE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day.THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. DUDE, SO YOU’RE GOING TO PERFORM A WEDDING CEREMONY Dude, So You’re Going to Perform a Wedding Ceremony. As Dudeist priests, we may be called upon to officiate weddings from time to time, and surely there are many Dudes who would be happy to oblige. So here we’d like to provide some ground rules. This isn’t ‘Nam, after all. We’ve put together some information below to help ourfellow
1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money ITHE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
WHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDEISM ORACOOL
The Dudeism Oracool. An Oracle of Dudely Wisdom. Looking for some spiritual or philosophical inspiration? Ask the Oracool and it will provide a (hopefully) relevant nuggets of Dudeness to help you on your quest. The Oracool is populated with quotes and passages found in the quotes sections of our book The Tao of the Dude, as well as othersources.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te GREAT DUDES IN HISTORY Great Dudes in History. Pillars of Dudeism, these Dudeist prophets and peacemakers have existed throughout history. Proud we are of all of them. _____________. Lao Tzu. Creator of Taoism. When things got screwed up in Ancient China Lao Tzu didn’t go all Mr. Miyagi and try to fix it. He got on his buffalo and took off for more copaceticpastures.
RINGTONES - DUDEISM
Phone’s ringing, Dude! (extended) Phone’s ringing, Dude! (regular) Careful man, there’s a beverage here, hey! Duder, his Dudeness, or El Duderino. The Dude is not in. This isn’t ‘Nam. This is Bowling. There are rules. You’re entering a world of pain.THE TAO OF THE DUDE
Awesome Insights of Deep Dudes from Lao Tzu to Lebowski. Written, illustrated and edited by Oliver Benjamin, the founder of Dudeism, The Tao of the Dude is an essential resource for practicing Dudeists to keep their minds limber and avoid uptight thinking. Each chapter features thought-provoking introductory essays which discuss how each topic is realized in The Big Lebowski and in other works ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which and GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
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THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worry GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worryWHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeTHE DUDEISM ORACOOL
The Dudeism Oracool. An Oracle of Dudely Wisdom. Looking for some spiritual or philosophical inspiration? Ask the Oracool and it will provide a (hopefully) relevant nuggets of Dudeness to help you on your quest. The Oracool is populated with quotes and passages found in the quotes sections of our book The Tao of the Dude, as well as othersources.
DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day. DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE TENETS OF DUDEISM Quote from: thinkingdude on September 22, 2011, 10:34:36 PM. 1) Please try to be nice to each other. Even if you're sure you're right and you think the other person is a nitwit. 2) If someone isn't nice to you, it's a great opportunity to exercise your own TEAM NAME? - DUDEISM The Johnsons. The Nice Marmots. The Human Paraquats. The Seattle Seven (I don't know if the original group hold the copyright on that) Aitz Chaim He (if you're into the whole Jewish thing) A nice obscure one could be: The Lingonberry Pancakes. I got a million of MARRIAGE LAWS IN DIFFERENT STATES Re: Marriage Laws in different states. In Maryland, any adult can sign as clergy, as long as the couple who are getting married agree that he is a clergy. The celebrant doesn't have to be a resident, register in advance, or fulfil any other requirements. GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worry GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkDUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
THE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEISM CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR Dudeism Church Sign Generator. Make your own Dudeism Church Sign! Enter four lines of text, by hitting return after each line. Then share with your friends! Either click on like, or save the image to your computer and then post it somewhere or copy the browser address above and post it somewhere. Your text (Four lines maximum): Remember– if
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I 67. AS A RULE, CURRENT PREOCCUPATIONS WORRY YOU MORE THAN Then we could all vote on how we each think The Dude would reply to each question! There are not Answers..there are only Choices. 67. As a rule, current preoccupations worryWHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao TeTHE DUDEISM ORACOOL
The Dudeism Oracool. An Oracle of Dudely Wisdom. Looking for some spiritual or philosophical inspiration? Ask the Oracool and it will provide a (hopefully) relevant nuggets of Dudeness to help you on your quest. The Oracool is populated with quotes and passages found in the quotes sections of our book The Tao of the Dude, as well as othersources.
DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day. DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE TENETS OF DUDEISM Quote from: thinkingdude on September 22, 2011, 10:34:36 PM. 1) Please try to be nice to each other. Even if you're sure you're right and you think the other person is a nitwit. 2) If someone isn't nice to you, it's a great opportunity to exercise your own TEAM NAME? - DUDEISM The Johnsons. The Nice Marmots. The Human Paraquats. The Seattle Seven (I don't know if the original group hold the copyright on that) Aitz Chaim He (if you're into the whole Jewish thing) A nice obscure one could be: The Lingonberry Pancakes. I got a million of MARRIAGE LAWS IN DIFFERENT STATES Re: Marriage Laws in different states. In Maryland, any adult can sign as clergy, as long as the couple who are getting married agree that he is a clergy. The celebrant doesn't have to be a resident, register in advance, or fulfil any other requirements. GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
THE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkTHE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day. DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which and 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money I GET ORDAINED FOR FREE AT THE RELIGION OF DUDEISMORDINATIONABOUT DUDEISMDUDEISM STOREOUR LIBRARYFUN & GAMESSOCIALIZE An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uhlost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap. Get ordainedas a
THE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
GET ORDAINED FREE AS A DUDEIST MINISTER Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister. Become a Dudeist Priest by Ordaining Fast, Free and Easy Online! (Click here to ordain now.) Show the world that you’ve got what it takes to take it easy . As an ordained Dudeist Priest, you can minister over religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (laws vary, so check with your local County ClerkTHE ABIDE GUIDE
Now the founder of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude has brought together his own prophetic insights along with the advice of his top disciples to show readers how they, too, can lead a more relaxed, laid-back life based on the ways of Jeffery The Dude Lebowski. The Abide Guide is a self-help resource that believes The Big Lebowski ismore than
DUDEIST HOLIDAYS
April 1. As Great Dude in History, Mark Twain put it “This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”. On this day we celebrate the foolishness of the human race, and also the sense of humor that allows us to abide that foolishness. Limber Day. DUDERONOMY - DUDEISM Duderonomy. The section in the Judeo-Christian bible called Deuteronomy deals with laws you need to follow to live your life. They are hopelessly outdated. Here’s the Dudeo-Coen version of them. BOOK 1. 1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed andeven sampled
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
ABIDE UNIVERSITY
It’s an easygoing online learning and community center for high-minded Dudeists who want to explore ideas. We grant immediate honorary doctorates (Ph.Ds) and other degrees in unique fields such as Leisure Science, Lebowski Studies, Metaphysics and more. Learn more about Abide University by visiting its official website. THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which and 1. YOU ARE ALMOST NEVER LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS YES NO You are almost never late for your appointments YES NO. But is that not indicative of the state of his finances. I've been there myself where you are robbing Peter to pay Paul all the time, I know I used to live from one overdraft to another from bank to bank just to be able to exist on the little money ITHE DUDEISM STORE
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile. Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood. Quantity. one sticker $2.00 USD pack of three $5.00 USD pack of five$7.00 USD.
WHAT IS DUDEISM?
What is Dudeism? While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids.DUDEIST PRAYERS
Psalm 23 of the Christian Bible is one of the most popular passages, often repeated. It affirms one’s faith that the universe is taking care of you. Dudeism has a similar attitude. In the passage below, “The Dude” is not a person, but a way of living, an attitude, and philosophy. If we follow the way of the Dude, our troubles are over,man.
COMPEERS: DUDEIST BLOGS AND WEBSITES Dude Dad Daily – The Diary of a father trying to raise a little Walter. Take it Easy Dude – A blog by a Priest discussing all things Dudeist. Dude Chapel – Rev. Peter Voegtli’s Dudeist blog. Musings of a Dude – Dave Hodge’s blog. The Grateful Dude – WalterSanford’s blog.
ORDINATION CERTIFICATE You can get a high-quality version of your certificate, printed on parchment with an embossed gold seal at the Dudeism store! Also: IDcards, degrees,
THE ABIDE GUIDE ONLINE Duderinos Unanimous – The Dudeist 12 Step Program. Dudeitation – Dudeist Meditation. Dudejitsu – Dudeist Martial Arts. Dudeist Yoga – Some Kind of Yoga (the easy kind) Thankie – The Power of Dudeiversal Energy. Fungin Shway – Dudeist Feng Shui (tying your room together) Thanks for your patience! Lotta strands in ol’Dudeism’s
THE DUDEISM ORACOOL
The Dudeism Oracool. An Oracle of Dudely Wisdom. Looking for some spiritual or philosophical inspiration? Ask the Oracool and it will provide a (hopefully) relevant nuggets of Dudeness to help you on your quest. The Oracool is populated with quotes and passages found in the quotes sections of our book The Tao of the Dude, as well as othersources.
GREAT DUDES IN HISTORY Great Dudes in History. Pillars of Dudeism, these Dudeist prophets and peacemakers have existed throughout history. Proud we are of all of them. _____________. Lao Tzu. Creator of Taoism. When things got screwed up in Ancient China Lao Tzu didn’t go all Mr. Miyagi and try to fix it. He got on his buffalo and took off for more copaceticpastures.
THE DUDE DE CHING
About The Dude De Ching: Every religion needs to have a holy book. Christianity has the Bible, Judaism has the Torah, Buddhism has the Dhammapada and Scientology has its Dianetics. Of course, we too have a tome that you can use to really tie your head together, and it’s called The Dude De Ching. It’s basically a translation of the Tao Te THE LEBOWSKI LEXICON The Lebowski Lexicon. A Dictionary of Dudeisms, Walturns of phrase and Donnidioms. The parlance of our times. Intended as your answer for everything. Tattoo them on your forehead. Grateful thanks to the forum at www.lebowskifest.com, and its members, from which andDudeism
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