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PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians!PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians! BILL ENGVALL AT IP CASINO RESORT AND SPA Bill Engvall performing live comedy on Friday September 10 8:00 PM at IP Casino Resort and Spa in Biloxi TIM WARNER AT MAD HOUSE COMEDY CLUB Jun 11 at 7:15PM Brady Matthews, Dana Moon, Kim McVickar, Justin Rumple, Gabby Lamb, Alex Mandelberg, Kylie Troop, Alex Peregrina ; Jun 11 at 9:45PM Brady Matthews, Dana Moon, Kim McVickar, Justin Rumple, Gabby Lamb, Alex Mandelberg, Kylie Troop, Alex Peregrina ; Jun 11 at 11:30PM Open Mic Comedy; Jun 12 at 7:15PM Brady Matthews, Dana Moon, Kim McVickar, Justin Rumple, Gabby Lamb, JOE ROGAN TOUR DATES Find Joe Rogan funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.PAUL MOONEY
Biography. Born in Lousiana, Paul Mooney was raised by his grandmother in Oakland. In his late teens, he ran away from home to join the circus. He eventually became the ringmaster of the Charles Gody Circus. As the “first Black ringmaster”, he discovered he BILL HICKS | STAND-UP COMEDY DATABASE | DEAD-FROG Biography. Born December 16th, 1961 in Valdosta, Georgia, William Melvin Hicks was the youngest of three children. By the time he was seven, Bill had lived in four states before settling in Houston. As a child Bill yearned to be a comedian. He idolized Johnny Carson and thestand-up
STEPHEN LYNCH
Raised in Saginaw, Michigan, Stephen is the son of a former nun and priest. He admits to actively entertaining friends and family since he was a child. True to form, Stephen graduated from Western Michigan University with a B.A. in Drama, and found his talent as a comedic songwriter. Stephen moved to New York in 1996, with the goal ofbecoming
GARY OWEN | STAND-UP COMEDY DATABASE | DEAD-FROG Biography. Gary Owen has been entertaining American audiences for more than a decade with his side-splitting comedy. Having performed to sold-out audiences in all the major comedy clubs and theatres across the country, Owen is one of America’s most beloved comedians, having been proclaimed by Ebony magazine as Black America’s “FavoriteWhite Comedian”.
BUDDY HACKETT
The imp of Vegas raunch comedy, Buddy Hackett peppered his with unabashed, cheerful vulgarity. He’d tell graphic sex anecdotes to shock the crowd into laughter—and get more coaxing a blushing lady at ringside into using four letter words too. Buddy’s teddy-bear body, goofy grin and babyishly nasal Brooklyn voice seemed to take theharsh
BRIAN REGAN JOKES
Brian Regan on Pop Tarts. I’m lookin’ at the Pop-Tarts box and I notice they have directions on there. I give up on this species. They have toaster directions, which, I’m not makin’ this up, the toaster directions are longer than one step. I don’t know how that’s possible that the directions are longer than one. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians!PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians!PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. TOP 100 COMEDY ALBUMS CHART (1-25) Released: November 8, 2005. Available on iTunes for $9.99. 1 to 25. 26 to 50. 51 to 75. 76 to 100. All links open in iTunes. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians! KILL TONY AT BIG LAUGH COMEDY Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban performing live comedy on Monday June 7 8:00 PM at Big Laugh Comedy in AustinBRETT BUTLER
After a literally bruising first marriage Brett escaped after three years to work as a waitress in a Texas honky tonk. On their “Open Mike Night,” she began to perform comedy. On the urging of touring comic Robert Klein, she left the Southern circuit and moved up to New York City. She eventually found success, and a new husband, KenZiegler.
BUDDY HACKETT
The imp of Vegas raunch comedy, Buddy Hackett peppered his with unabashed, cheerful vulgarity. He’d tell graphic sex anecdotes to shock the crowd into laughter—and get more coaxing a blushing lady at ringside into using four letter words too. Buddy’s teddy-bear body, goofy grin and babyishly nasal Brooklyn voice seemed to take theharsh
PATTON OSWALT JOKES
Patton Oswalt on Babies. People think it’s OK to walk up to me holding a baby. Like that’s cool A baby, if you really break it down logically, it is a tiny human being and it’s shirtless, which isreally creepy.
D.L. HUGHLEY TOUR DATES Find D.L. Hughley funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.JOHN MORGAN
Biography. John Paul Morgan was born February 19, 1964, and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana. The cultural, political and economic diversity of that city laid the groundwork for his development as a performer. John is one of nine children and after high school he attended the University of Southwestern Louisiana (now University of LouisianaBRIAN REGAN JOKES
Brian Regan on Pop Tarts. I’m lookin’ at the Pop-Tarts box and I notice they have directions on there. I give up on this species. They have toaster directions, which, I’m not makin’ this up, the toaster directions are longer than one step. I don’t know how that’s possible that the directions are longer than one. CHRISTINA PAZSITZKY TOUR DATES Find Christina Pazsitzky funny? See where she is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians!PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians!PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
DREW CAREY JOKES
Drew Carey on Global Warming. I love Cleveland. The weather just terrible there - too cold. All we want to know in Cleveland is where the hell’s all that global warming we’ve been hearing so much about. That’s all they ever do in the winter, stand outside with an aerosol can. >ssst< That’s right. Fuck the grandkids.JOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. GEORGE WALLACE JOKES George Wallace on Mother. My mother could say some stupid things. I do something wrong, she’d say things that didn’t even make sense. “You go to your room and you stay there until you know how to act.”. I’m in my room for three hours. “To be or not to be, that is the question.”.GEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why. PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOKES Whitney Cummings on Roleplay. Apparently, the most popular role play fantasy is the nurse fantasy. If I was going to do the nurse fantasy for my man, I would just make him wait in the living room for an hour and read Highlights magazine before rejecting his health insurance.JUDY TENUTA JOKES
Judy Tenuta on Sororities. I could have been in a sorority. Yes, I could. I could so. But they would not let me in because I already had a personality of my own. TOP 100 COMEDY ALBUMS CHART (1-25) Released: November 8, 2005. Available on iTunes for $9.99. 1 to 25. 26 to 50. 51 to 75. 76 to 100. All links open in iTunes. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians! KILL TONY AT BIG LAUGH COMEDY Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban performing live comedy on Monday June 7 8:00 PM at Big Laugh Comedy in AustinBRETT BUTLER
After a literally bruising first marriage Brett escaped after three years to work as a waitress in a Texas honky tonk. On their “Open Mike Night,” she began to perform comedy. On the urging of touring comic Robert Klein, she left the Southern circuit and moved up to New York City. She eventually found success, and a new husband, KenZiegler.
BUDDY HACKETT
The imp of Vegas raunch comedy, Buddy Hackett peppered his with unabashed, cheerful vulgarity. He’d tell graphic sex anecdotes to shock the crowd into laughter—and get more coaxing a blushing lady at ringside into using four letter words too. Buddy’s teddy-bear body, goofy grin and babyishly nasal Brooklyn voice seemed to take theharsh
PATTON OSWALT JOKES
Patton Oswalt on Babies. People think it’s OK to walk up to me holding a baby. Like that’s cool A baby, if you really break it down logically, it is a tiny human being and it’s shirtless, which isreally creepy.
D.L. HUGHLEY TOUR DATES Find D.L. Hughley funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.JOHN MORGAN
Biography. John Paul Morgan was born February 19, 1964, and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana. The cultural, political and economic diversity of that city laid the groundwork for his development as a performer. John is one of nine children and after high school he attended the University of Southwestern Louisiana (now University of LouisianaBRIAN REGAN JOKES
Brian Regan on Pop Tarts. I’m lookin’ at the Pop-Tarts box and I notice they have directions on there. I give up on this species. They have toaster directions, which, I’m not makin’ this up, the toaster directions are longer than one step. I don’t know how that’s possible that the directions are longer than one. CHRISTINA PAZSITZKY TOUR DATES Find Christina Pazsitzky funny? See where she is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada. TOP 100 COMEDY ALBUMS CHART (1-25) Released: November 8, 2005. Available on iTunes for $9.99. 1 to 25. 26 to 50. 51 to 75. 76 to 100. All links open in iTunes. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians! ALL STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of the over 500 comedians in the Stand-Up Comedy DatabaseJOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.PAUL MOONEY
Biography. Born in Lousiana, Paul Mooney was raised by his grandmother in Oakland. In his late teens, he ran away from home to join the circus. He eventually became the ringmaster of the Charles Gody Circus. As the “first Black ringmaster”, he discovered heGEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why.PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
BUDDY HACKETT
The imp of Vegas raunch comedy, Buddy Hackett peppered his with unabashed, cheerful vulgarity. He’d tell graphic sex anecdotes to shock the crowd into laughter—and get more coaxing a blushing lady at ringside into using four letter words too. Buddy’s teddy-bear body, goofy grin and babyishly nasal Brooklyn voice seemed to take theharsh
PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
TOP 100 COMEDY ALBUMS CHART (1-25) Released: November 8, 2005. Available on iTunes for $9.99. 1 to 25. 26 to 50. 51 to 75. 76 to 100. All links open in iTunes. DEAD STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of stand-up comedians who have died, deceased or ceased to be. They are ex-comedians! ALL STAND-UP COMEDIANS A list of the over 500 comedians in the Stand-Up Comedy DatabaseJOE LIST TOUR DATES
Find Joe List funny? See where he is performing live comedy next in the United States or Canada.PAUL MOONEY
Biography. Born in Lousiana, Paul Mooney was raised by his grandmother in Oakland. In his late teens, he ran away from home to join the circus. He eventually became the ringmaster of the Charles Gody Circus. As the “first Black ringmaster”, he discovered heGEORGE CARLIN JOKES
George Carlin on Euphemisms for Death. thanks to our fear of death in this country I won’t have to die. I’ll “pass away.”. Or I’ll “expire” – like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they’ll call it a “terminal episode.”. The insurance company will refer to it as “negative patient care outcome.”.REDD FOXX JOKES
Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why.PAUL MOONEY JOKES
Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
BUDDY HACKETT
The imp of Vegas raunch comedy, Buddy Hackett peppered his with unabashed, cheerful vulgarity. He’d tell graphic sex anecdotes to shock the crowd into laughter—and get more coaxing a blushing lady at ringside into using four letter words too. Buddy’s teddy-bear body, goofy grin and babyishly nasal Brooklyn voice seemed to take theharsh
PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES Patrice O’Neal on Littering. I don’t litter. I don’t throw garbage in the street. Not because I care about the Earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to be walking through the park drinking a soda and when I’m done, I just throw it over my shoulder, it’ll fly over a bush and land on some dead white woman’s head with my fingerprintson the can.
STAND-UP COMEDY DATABASE Stand-Up Comedy Database | Dead-Frog. The Stand-Up Comedy Database archives information on over 550 stand-up comedians, including tour dates, biographies, works, jokes and videos.WHO'S FUNNIER
Top 12 Funniest Comics. George Carlin. Wins 80.38% of the time. Richard Pryor. Wins 79.64% of the time. Norm Macdonald. Wins 73.99% of the time. Mitch Hedberg. Wins 73.76% of the time. THE 25 GREATEST LIVING COMEDIANS A list of the 25 greatest stand-up comedians working today based on ranking and reviews by members of the comedy site Dead-FrogPAUL MOONEY
Biography. Born in Lousiana, Paul Mooney was raised by his grandmother in Oakland. In his late teens, he ran away from home to join the circus. He eventually became the ringmaster of the Charles Gody Circus. As the “first Black ringmaster”, he discovered he KILL TONY AT BIG LAUGH COMEDY Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban performing live comedy on Monday June 7 8:00 PM at Big Laugh Comedy in AustinDREW CAREY JOKES
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Paul Mooney on White Guilt. The other night I was working, some white boy caught me in the hallway, “I’ve seen your show. I love what you do. But you make me feel so guilty. Must everything be race?”. I said, “Yes, everything.”. “Then you must think I’m thedevil.”. “No.
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