POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we run. We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we may, And for the happiness we've known, forever grateful stay; But should the angels call for him much sooner than we've planned, We'll brave the bitter grief that comes and try to understand!" POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT The Invitation. It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE John Gillespie Magee, Jr. Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth. Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things. You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you. Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk

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POETRY - JOHN HODGE - TRAINSPOTTING - CHOOSE LIFE, CHOOSE Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission. The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

TONGUE TWISTERS

On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right. To light night-lights with their slight lights. On a light night like tonight. Black bug's blood. Flash message! POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A Bessie Anderson Stanley. (original version often attributed. to Ralph Waldo Emerson) That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people. and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we run. We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we may, And for the happiness we've known, forever grateful stay; But should the angels call for him much sooner than we've planned, We'll brave the bitter grief that comes and try to understand!" POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT The Invitation. It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE John Gillespie Magee, Jr. Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth. Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things. You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you. Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk

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POETRY - JOHN HODGE - TRAINSPOTTING - CHOOSE LIFE, CHOOSE Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission. The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

TONGUE TWISTERS

On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right. To light night-lights with their slight lights. On a light night like tonight. Black bug's blood. Flash message! POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A Bessie Anderson Stanley. (original version often attributed. to Ralph Waldo Emerson) That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people. and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, MOVIES - RATED **** 4 STARS = VERY VERY GOOD FILMS Breaker Morant (1980) Bride of Frankenstein; The (1934) Bridge of Spys (2015) Buena Vista Social Club (2000) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Cabaret (1972) Casablanca (1942) Cashback (2008) Celebration; The (1998) FUN TESTS - FINISHED FILES... - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK There are 6 F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds 3 of them. If you spotted 4, you're above average. To see 5 is rare. If you caught 6, you are a genius. There is no catch. Most people forget the OFs. The human brain tends to see them as Vs instead of F's. So POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. JOKES - TENDJEWBERRYMUD - DAVID P BROWN It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're may find yourself talking "funny" for

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On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right. To light night-lights with their slight lights. On a light night like tonight. Black bug's blood. Flash message! JOKES - CHEMISTRY EXAM - DAVID P BROWN This gives us two possibilities: 1 - If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2 - Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

souls

FUN TESTS - A LOVE TEST - DAVID P BROWN 1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and easily. If you take the long road, you take your time and do not fall in love as easily. 2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in

return.

JOKES - AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW - FOUR YORKSHIREMEN SKETCH Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. TOP 100 LANGUAGES BY POPULATION These are the top 100 languages in order of number of first language speakers. This is from the 13th Edition of the Ethnologue (1996). More up-to-date information may well be avaliable POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT Poetry - Oriah Mountain Dreamer - The Invitation - It doesn't interest me what you do for a living POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling

mirth

POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR "I'll lend you for a while a child of mine," He said. "For you to love the while he lives and mourn for when he's dead. It may be six or seven years, or twenty-two or three, POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too;

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POETRY - JOHN HODGE - TRAINSPOTTING - CHOOSE LIFE, CHOOSE Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people and the love of

children;

TONGUE TWISTERS

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump

stunk,

POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT Poetry - Oriah Mountain Dreamer - The Invitation - It doesn't interest me what you do for a living POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling

mirth

POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR "I'll lend you for a while a child of mine," He said. "For you to love the while he lives and mourn for when he's dead. It may be six or seven years, or twenty-two or three, POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too;

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POETRY - JOHN HODGE - TRAINSPOTTING - CHOOSE LIFE, CHOOSE Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people and the love of

children;

TONGUE TWISTERS

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump

stunk,

MOVIES - RATED **** 4 STARS = VERY VERY GOOD FILMS 13 Assassins (2010) 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) About Schmidt (2002) Adaptation (2002) Alien (1979) Aliens (1986) All the Presidents Men (1976) Almost Famous (2000) POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. JOKES - TENDJEWBERRYMUD - DAVID P BROWN It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're may find yourself talking "funny" for a FUN TESTS - FINISHED FILES... - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK Fun tests - IQ, EQ, perception, personality, temperament. Read this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY

COMBINED WITH THE

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Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump

stunk,

JOKES - CHEMISTRY EXAM - DAVID P BROWN The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry final exam: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? FUN TESTS - A LOVE TEST - DAVID P BROWN NOW THE ANSWERS. 1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you take the short road, you fall in love quickly and

easily.

JOKES - AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW - FOUR YORKSHIREMEN SKETCH Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? TOP 100 LANGUAGES BY POPULATION These are the top 100 languages in order of number of first language speakers. This is from the 13th Edition of the Ethnologue (1996). More up-to-date information may well be avaliable POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we run. We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we may, And for the happiness we've known, forever grateful stay; But should the angels call for him much sooner than we've planned, We'll brave the bitter grief that comes and try to understand!" JOKES - TENDJEWBERRYMUD - DAVID P BROWN It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're may find yourself talking "funny" for a POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT The Invitation. It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE John Gillespie Magee, Jr. Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth. Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things. You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you. Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission. The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English". POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A Bessie Anderson Stanley. (original version often attributed. to Ralph Waldo Emerson) That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people. and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, JOKES - CHEMISTRY EXAM - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK This gives us two possibilities: 1 - If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2 - Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

souls

POETRY - WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN - FUNERAL BLUES - STOP ALL THE Wystan Hugh Auden. Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum. Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead. POETRY - EDGAR GUEST - TO ALL PARENTS - I'LL LEND YOU FOR For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we run. We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we may, And for the happiness we've known, forever grateful stay; But should the angels call for him much sooner than we've planned, We'll brave the bitter grief that comes and try to understand!" JOKES - TENDJEWBERRYMUD - DAVID P BROWN It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation. Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're may find yourself talking "funny" for a POETRY - ORIAH MOUNTAIN DREAMER - THE INVITATION - IT The Invitation. It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets POETRY - JOHN MAGEE - HIGH FLIGHT - OH I HAVE SLIPPED THE John Gillespie Magee, Jr. Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth. Of sun-split clouds, --and done a hundred things. You have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and POETRY - MARY SCHMICH - WEAR SUNSCREEN - IF I COULD OFFER Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. POETRY - RUDYARD KIPLING - IF - IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD If you can keep your head when all about you. Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk JOKES - EUROPEAN COMMISSION - DAVID P BROWN The European Commission. The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English". POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A Bessie Anderson Stanley. (original version often attributed. to Ralph Waldo Emerson) That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people. and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, JOKES - CHEMISTRY EXAM - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK This gives us two possibilities: 1 - If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2 - Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

souls

POETRY - WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN - FUNERAL BLUES - STOP ALL THE Wystan Hugh Auden. Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum. Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead. FUN TESTS - FINISHED FILES... - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK There are 6 F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds 3 of them. If you spotted 4, you're above average. To see 5 is rare. If you caught 6, you are a genius. There is no catch. Most people forget the OFs. The human brain tends to see them as Vs instead of F's. So

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JOKES - CHEMISTRY EXAM - DAVID P BROWN - LONDON UK This gives us two possibilities: 1 - If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2 - Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

souls

TONGUE TWISTERS

On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right. To light night-lights with their slight lights. On a light night like tonight. Black bug's blood. Flash message! POETRY - BESSIE ANDERSON STANLEY - THAT PERSON IS A Bessie Anderson Stanley. (original version often attributed. to Ralph Waldo Emerson) That person is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent people. and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, POETRY - JOHN HODGE - TRAINSPOTTING - CHOOSE LIFE, CHOOSE Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. POETRY - WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS - CLOTHS OF HEAVEN - HAD I William Butler Yeats. Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths. Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my

dreams.

TOP 100 LANGUAGES BY POPULATION These are the top 100 languages in order of number of first language speakers. This is from the 13th Edition of the Ethnologue (1996). More up-to-date information may well be avaliable POETRY - MARTHA SNOW - SPELL CHEQUER - EYE HALVE A Spell chequer. Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea. It plainly marques four my revue. Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a quay and type a word. And weight four it two say. Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh. POETRY - WYSTAN HUGH AUDEN - FUNERAL BLUES - STOP ALL THE Wystan Hugh Auden. Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum. Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead.

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