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LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. June 12, 2020. 1. ST. LANDRY, LA - Claiming that the color is too grey and miserable and that it's from completely the wrong Read more. Lifestyle.HEALTH ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. May 20, 2020. 0. BATON ROUGE, LA - In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards has GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES Infrastructure. Infrastructure. “Bet You Never Thought That I Could Hold A Whole Ass Riverboat, Huh?”. Declares Smug Lake Charles Bridge. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. August 27, 2020. 0. LAKE CHARLES, LA - Despite years and years of being told that he CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY However controversy surrounded today’s gathering, as Louisiana’s resident nutria rat Pierre C. Shadeaux came clean by announcing that he is actually registered as legally blind. Shadeaux claimed this morning that “he never saw his shadow” meaning an early Spring is in order for the area. JAKE FROM STATE FARM REALLY RUNNING ON EMPTY RIGHT ABOUT Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now. STATE FARM HQ, LA – Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of Jake from State Farm confirmed this morning that it looks like he’s pretty much running on fumes at the moment. LSU JANITOR LES MILES CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S STILL BEING BATON ROUGE, LA – After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting mistaken for a football coach. REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoor HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. March 15, 2021. 0. NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES ANTIFA’s River Ranch Takeover Cancelled Due To Receptionist Double-Booking Date With Beverly Hills Takeover. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. July 12, 2020. 0. ANTIFA HQ - Damn, this is some seriously poor planning. Despite being one of the largest and most destructive organizations Read more. Local Issues.LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. June 12, 2020. 1. ST. LANDRY, LA - Claiming that the color is too grey and miserable and that it's from completely the wrong Read more. Lifestyle.HEALTH ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. May 20, 2020. 0. BATON ROUGE, LA - In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards has GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES Infrastructure. Infrastructure. “Bet You Never Thought That I Could Hold A Whole Ass Riverboat, Huh?”. Declares Smug Lake Charles Bridge. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. August 27, 2020. 0. LAKE CHARLES, LA - Despite years and years of being told that he CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY However controversy surrounded today’s gathering, as Louisiana’s resident nutria rat Pierre C. Shadeaux came clean by announcing that he is actually registered as legally blind. Shadeaux claimed this morning that “he never saw his shadow” meaning an early Spring is in order for the area. JAKE FROM STATE FARM REALLY RUNNING ON EMPTY RIGHT ABOUT Jake From State Farm Really Running On Empty Right About Now. STATE FARM HQ, LA – Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of Jake from State Farm confirmed this morning that it looks like he’s pretty much running on fumes at the moment. LSU JANITOR LES MILES CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S STILL BEING BATON ROUGE, LA – After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting mistaken for a football coach. REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoorOTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
God Orders Return Of Viva La Waffle In Desperate Attempt To Restore Some Positivity To The Area. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. September 3, 2020. 0. LAFAYETTE, LA - In a desperate attempt to restore both some sense of normality and general happiness in the area, God Read more. Other Crap. INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES Infrastructure. Infrastructure. “Bet You Never Thought That I Could Hold A Whole Ass Riverboat, Huh?”. Declares Smug Lake Charles Bridge. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. August 27, 2020. 0. LAKE CHARLES, LA - Despite years and years of being told that he REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoor AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
FIVE TREATED FOR TRAUMA IN TONY CHACHERE'S UNDER-SEASONING DUSON, LA- A family of 5 had to be taken to Lafayette’s Our Lady of Lourdes Regional Medical Center earlier this afternoon after suffering trauma-related injuries, believed to have been caused by a severe case of under-seasoning in the gumbo that was being prepared at the time. CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF Cajun Navy’s Naval Destroyer “Ready And Waiting” Ahead Of Hurricane Barry. YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to see action”. The $1.8b ship was purchased just after the August NEW IBERIA'S NEW POLICE CHIEF "BUILDING POLICE FORCE FROM NEW IBERIA, LA – A new dawn has risen on New Iberia, as new police chief Todd D’Albor officially started his first day on the jobyesterday.
BEAUTIFUL: UL GETS A GREAT DEAL ON LIGHT INSTALLATIONS FOR LAFAYETTE, LA – It really is a stunning sight. With college football season getting back into gear, the folks at the University of Lafayette have upgraded Cajun Field to a whole new level by installing beautiful, state-of-the-art purple and gold LED lights. BIKER GANG SPEEDING DOWN JOHNSTON STREET AT 1AM EVERY LAFAYETTE, LA – Local biker gang the Lafayette Crawdadz have moved to assure local residents today that the only reason they obnoxiously fly down the city’s main roads at 1am is because they’re simply trying to get back to the future. FORD ANNOUNCES NEW F-850 ACADIANA EDITION The F-850 will hit the market in Spring 2019 and is expected to begin at a price point of roughly $47,000. Dealers have also confirmed that they’ll be willing to accept trade-ins on vehicles, truck nuts, cheap beer or prime cuts of meat. HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. March 15, 2021. 0. NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES ANTIFA’s River Ranch Takeover Cancelled Due To Receptionist Double-Booking Date With Beverly Hills Takeover. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. July 12, 2020. 0. ANTIFA HQ - Damn, this is some seriously poor planning. Despite being one of the largest and most destructive organizations Read more. Local Issues.LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. June 12, 2020. 1. ST. LANDRY, LA - Claiming that the color is too grey and miserable and that it's from completely the wrong Read more. Lifestyle.HEALTH ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. May 20, 2020. 0. BATON ROUGE, LA - In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards hasOTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
God Orders Return Of Viva La Waffle In Desperate Attempt To Restore Some Positivity To The Area. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. September 3, 2020. 0. LAFAYETTE, LA - In a desperate attempt to restore both some sense of normality and general happiness in the area, God Read more. Other Crap. GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY However controversy surrounded today’s gathering, as Louisiana’s resident nutria rat Pierre C. Shadeaux came clean by announcing that he is actually registered as legally blind. Shadeaux claimed this morning that “he never saw his shadow” meaning an early Spring is in order for the area. REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF Cajun Navy’s Naval Destroyer “Ready And Waiting” Ahead Of Hurricane Barry. YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to see action”. The $1.8b ship was purchased just after the August HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. March 15, 2021. 0. NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES ANTIFA’s River Ranch Takeover Cancelled Due To Receptionist Double-Booking Date With Beverly Hills Takeover. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. July 12, 2020. 0. ANTIFA HQ - Damn, this is some seriously poor planning. Despite being one of the largest and most destructive organizations Read more. Local Issues.LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. June 12, 2020. 1. ST. LANDRY, LA - Claiming that the color is too grey and miserable and that it's from completely the wrong Read more. Lifestyle.HEALTH ARCHIVES
by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. May 20, 2020. 0. BATON ROUGE, LA - In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards hasOTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
God Orders Return Of Viva La Waffle In Desperate Attempt To Restore Some Positivity To The Area. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. September 3, 2020. 0. LAFAYETTE, LA - In a desperate attempt to restore both some sense of normality and general happiness in the area, God Read more. Other Crap. GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY However controversy surrounded today’s gathering, as Louisiana’s resident nutria rat Pierre C. Shadeaux came clean by announcing that he is actually registered as legally blind. Shadeaux claimed this morning that “he never saw his shadow” meaning an early Spring is in order for the area. REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF Cajun Navy’s Naval Destroyer “Ready And Waiting” Ahead Of Hurricane Barry. YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to see action”. The $1.8b ship was purchased just after the AugustPOLITICS ARCHIVES
Despite Korea Unification, North And South Louisiana No Closer To Making Peace. by thedailycrawfish337. May 7, 2018. 30. LOUISIANA, USA - With the unification of North and South Korea in recent weeks, it appears that we are entering Read more. Politics. GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES LAKE CHARLES, LA - Just 24 hours after being smacked head-on by a loose riverboat, Chief Structural Engineer Stevie Wonder INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES Infrastructure. Infrastructure. “Bet You Never Thought That I Could Hold A Whole Ass Riverboat, Huh?”. Declares Smug Lake Charles Bridge. by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team. August 27, 2020. 0. LAKE CHARLES, LA - Despite years and years of being told that heTRAVEL ARCHIVES
Most-Likely Louisiana's Most Accurate News. Relax, baw. It’s just satire. So don’t come at us with that lawyering-up bullshit. REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of BREAKING: NASA'S PERSEVERANCE ROVER SUCCESSFULLY LANDS IN KAPLAN, LA – After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make the average Louisianan pass out, NASA’s Perseverance Rover has finally touched down in Kaplan. The rover landed on the surface at around 3pm local time, after all landing procedures remained nominal and executedto perfection.
AERIAL LIFT PARKED OUTSIDE OF CHURCH SUGGESTS JESUS DUE TO LAFAYETTE, LA – Looks like it’s happening folks! Easter Sunday is here and the annual miracle is almost upon us. And with the arrival of what appears to be an aerial lift at the entrance of Fatima Church, many are suggesting that the savior is due to rise again at anymoment.
FREETOWN RESIDENTS REMINDED TO BRING THEIR CANNABIS PLANTS LAFAYETTE, LA – With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend, residents of Freetown have been reminded to bring their cannabis plants in if they want them to survive. Experts confirmed that the “greenery” is not able to tolerate cold conditions, and if you want a bountiful harvest to sell on to your River Ranch clients later in the REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoor HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page and shit-talking on their posted articles. LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES LAFAYETTE, LA - With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend,LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and renderedHEALTH ARCHIVES
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 and GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine.OTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
KAPLAN, LA - After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY NEW IBERIA, LA – Today marks the traditional Groundhog Day across the U.S., in which millions of people decide to ignore our advances in billion-dollar early weather detection systems, and take a glorified rat’s winter-weather prediction as gospel. CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to seeaction”.
HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page and shit-talking on their posted articles. LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES LAFAYETTE, LA - With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend,LIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and renderedHEALTH ARCHIVES
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 and GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine.OTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
KAPLAN, LA - After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY NEW IBERIA, LA – Today marks the traditional Groundhog Day across the U.S., in which millions of people decide to ignore our advances in billion-dollar early weather detection systems, and take a glorified rat’s winter-weather prediction as gospel. CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to seeaction”.
POLITICS ARCHIVES
LAFAYETTE, LA - Fresh off the back of Grillgate and having to endure the horrific sight of three whole people GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine. INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES LAKE CHARLES, LA - Just 24 hours after being smacked head-on by a loose riverboat, Chief Structural Engineer Stevie Wonder REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute ofTRAVEL ARCHIVES
Most-Likely Louisiana's Most Accurate News. Relax, baw. It’s just satire. So don’t come at us with that lawyering-up bullshit. BREAKING: NASA'S PERSEVERANCE ROVER SUCCESSFULLY LANDS IN KAPLAN, LA – After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make the average Louisianan pass out, NASA’s Perseverance Rover has finally touched down in Kaplan. The rover landed on the surface at around 3pm local time, after all landing procedures remained nominal and executedto perfection.
AERIAL LIFT PARKED OUTSIDE OF CHURCH SUGGESTS JESUS DUE TO LAFAYETTE, LA – Looks like it’s happening folks! Easter Sunday is here and the annual miracle is almost upon us. And with the arrival of what appears to be an aerial lift at the entrance of Fatima Church, many are suggesting that the savior is due to rise again at anymoment.
GOVERNOR EDWARDS RESTRICTS FAMILY CRAWFISH BOILS TO BATON ROUGE, LA – In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards has declared that all family crawfish boils will be restricted to no more than 100 people until the end of April. FREETOWN RESIDENTS REMINDED TO BRING THEIR CANNABIS PLANTS LAFAYETTE, LA – With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend, residents of Freetown have been reminded to bring their cannabis plants in if they want them to survive. Experts confirmed that the “greenery” is not able to tolerate cold conditions, and if you want a bountiful harvest to sell on to your River Ranch clients later in the REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoor HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page and shit-talking on their posted articles. LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES LAFAYETTE, LA - With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend, GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine.HEALTH ARCHIVES
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 andLIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and renderedOTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
KAPLAN, LA - After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY NEW IBERIA, LA – Today marks the traditional Groundhog Day across the U.S., in which millions of people decide to ignore our advances in billion-dollar early weather detection systems, and take a glorified rat’s winter-weather prediction as gospel. CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to seeaction”.
HOME - THE DAILY CRAWFISH NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed that he is retiring in order to spend more time on the Atlanta Falcons Facebook page and shit-talking on their posted articles. LOCAL ISSUES ARCHIVES LAFAYETTE, LA - With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend, GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA – Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination rate, Governor Edwards today launched the ‘Pothole For A Shot Hole’ initiative throughout the whole of the state.. The campaign, which goes into effect immediately, will ensure that one pothole will be filled in for every one person that receives one dose of a vaccine.HEALTH ARCHIVES
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 andLIFESTYLE ARCHIVES
RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and renderedOTHER CRAP ARCHIVES
KAPLAN, LA - After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute of AUTHORITIES REMIND LOCALS THAT 'HOT SINGLE WOMEN WITH LAFAYETTE, LA – Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of “if it’s too good to be true, it probably is” continues to ringtrue.
CONTROVERSY AS PIERRE C. SHADEAUX COMES CLEAN AS "LEGALLY NEW IBERIA, LA – Today marks the traditional Groundhog Day across the U.S., in which millions of people decide to ignore our advances in billion-dollar early weather detection systems, and take a glorified rat’s winter-weather prediction as gospel. CAJUN NAVY'S NAVAL DESTROYER "READY AND WAITING" AHEAD OF YOUNGSVILLE, LA – With Hurricane Barry fast approaching and area flooding expected, the Cajun Navy’s naval destroyer CNS Thibodeaux has been drafted into the area and is “ready and waiting to seeaction”.
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LAFAYETTE, LA - Fresh off the back of Grillgate and having to endure the horrific sight of three whole people GOVERNOR EDWARDS ANNOUNCES INCENTIVE TO FILL IN ONE BATON ROUGE, LA - Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHIVES LAKE CHARLES, LA - Just 24 hours after being smacked head-on by a loose riverboat, Chief Structural Engineer Stevie Wonder REPORT: EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MIT, Cambridge, MA – Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data, experts have finally concluded that you probably should have just stayed away from the comment section of that article on the Facebook page of your local news outlet.. The study was conducted by some of the top minds at the Massachusetts Institute ofTRAVEL ARCHIVES
Most-Likely Louisiana's Most Accurate News. Relax, baw. It’s just satire. So don’t come at us with that lawyering-up bullshit. BREAKING: NASA'S PERSEVERANCE ROVER SUCCESSFULLY LANDS IN KAPLAN, LA – After a long, tough journey full of complicated science, mind-bending technology and advanced math that would make the average Louisianan pass out, NASA’s Perseverance Rover has finally touched down in Kaplan. The rover landed on the surface at around 3pm local time, after all landing procedures remained nominal and executedto perfection.
AERIAL LIFT PARKED OUTSIDE OF CHURCH SUGGESTS JESUS DUE TO LAFAYETTE, LA – Looks like it’s happening folks! Easter Sunday is here and the annual miracle is almost upon us. And with the arrival of what appears to be an aerial lift at the entrance of Fatima Church, many are suggesting that the savior is due to rise again at anymoment.
FREETOWN RESIDENTS REMINDED TO BRING THEIR CANNABIS PLANTS LAFAYETTE, LA – With Lafayette and other areas of Louisiana set to be hit with sub-zero temperatures over the weekend, residents of Freetown have been reminded to bring their cannabis plants in if they want them to survive. Experts confirmed that the “greenery” is not able to tolerate cold conditions, and if you want a bountiful harvest to sell on to your River Ranch clients later in the REPORT: RIVER RANCH NO WHITER THAN USUAL TODAY RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River Ranch didn’t report an increase in any amount of whiteness. The community received around three inches – slightly more than many of the wives in the area are used to – but despite the gentle scattering of snow, indoor JAKE FROM STATE FARM REALLY RUNNING ON EMPTY RIGHT ABOUT STATE FARM HQ, LA – Noticing the excessive baggage under his eyes and the empty crushed-up Red Bull cans strewn carelessly around his desk space, colleagues of Jake from State Farm confirmed this morning that it looks like he’s pretty much running on fumes at the moment.__
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