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LINKS – CORPSE RUN COMICS Links. The comics that yours truly loves to read! Awkward Zombie: Snazzy-pants comic by the incomparable Katie Teidrich. Penny Arcade: If you’re reading my strip, chances are you already know what Penny Arcade is: one of the best gaming strips out there. El Goonish Shive: A fun and wacky story comic with a dose of TF hilarity. CONTACT – CORPSE RUN COMICS Being able to multitask while reading your comic would be fantastic, I was wondering if you’d consider fixing the resize function so that it doesn’t crop the right side of the comic. This needs to have the property overflow: hidden; removed from the css CORPSE RUN 747: CUT ME DEEP Corpse Run 747: Cut me deep. by Alex Di Stasi on October 5th, 2017 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Alex is super tired and will write stuff in the morning! OK IT’S MORNING NOW! So yeah, this strip was based off a conversation Rich and I had last week. I don’t recall Rich putting my game-playing skills on blast in quite the same way, but I XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2 Corpse Run 777: Right on schedule. by Alex Di Stasi on January 22nd, 2018 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is a good game, I’m enjoying it immensely. The characters are fun and endearing, and even the lamest of the principal cast is tolerable instead of the usual “annoying one” that most JRPGs feature. KAT’S KORNER 008: WALNUT Kat’s Korner 008: Walnut. by Alex Di Stasi on May 21st, 2011 at 9:30 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. For my senior animation piece, I had to (as it turned out, haphazardly) throw together a three minute animated short. The little dude you see above, Walnut, was the star of the

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KAT’S KORNER 001: PIRATE SHEEP Kat’s Korner 001: Pirate Sheep. by Alex Di Stasi on May 2nd, 2011 at 9:36 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. All during college, a friend of mine had asked me to draw weird pictures for her, including but not limited to: an Egyptian Hippo Goddess,,, and I’ll just stop there, cause things apparently get weird, and according to my friend, I shouldn

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CORPSE RUN 989: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL Corpse Run 989: I don’t know how to feel. by Alex Di Stasi on July 20th, 2020 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. My butt was cleansed this weekend by a bidet. While I was initially excited to learn that my girlfriend’s bathroom had a bidet, I didn’t use it the last few

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CORPSE RUN 516: INSECURITY Sometimes I take off my headphones to make sure the sound isn’t coming through my smartphone as well, somehow. It’s not embarrassing for strangers to hear your music, but I listen to kids shows in Mandarin on the bus don’t judge me! CORPSE RUN 405: THE LITTLEST MOLEHILL Corpse Run 405: The littlest molehill. by Alex Di Stasi on April 7th, 2014 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. LIVESTREAM UPDATE: The next stream will be sometime next week! Hey livestream regulars, remember that one guy who’d randomly appear and make proclamations about the greatness

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CORPSE RUN 427: EGGCITING Corpse Run 427: Eggciting. by Alex Di Stasi on June 23rd, 2014 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Before we get to the regular post stuff, a quick note: I finished up that “How Applejack Won the War” animatic that I’ve been posting bits and pieces of in Kat’s Korner! It was a lot of fun to make, and I hope you get a kick out of

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KAT’S KORNER 013: FAN ART SUNDAYS New Comic Day! Wednesdays. Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est. Thursdays. New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. Jump To Kat's Korner 001: Pirate Sheep Kat's Korner 002: The kind of comission Kat's Korner 003: The Principal Kat's Korner 004: The redesign Kat's Korner 005: Crack of Dawn series Kat's Korner 006: Poop then CORPSE RUN 915.5: I’M SHOCKED THIS LEGITIMATELY JUST I doubt that a kick from a seated position against a stroller (and not a baby like you’re trying to make us believe) has that much force /impact to injure a baby in a stroller.

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Ok so I started playing NieR Replicant and everything is normal and whatever and then all of a sudden a lady shows up wearing sexy negligee and underwear that makes any outfit from NieR Automata look like the wardrobe of↓ Read the rest of this entry Corpse Run 1,056: My blood runs cold CORPSE RUN COMICSKAT’S KORNERLINKSCONTACTRETAIL REALITYALEX DI STASIA NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS Corpse Run 1,057: Sharing is caring. by Alex Di Stasi on May 31st, 2021 at 12:11 am. Chapter: Comics. Ok, seltzer how can one mess up seltzer? Ask the fine folks at Polar, who have created a flavor called “Unicorn Kisses” that might be one of the most horrendous tasting beverages that I’ve ever had. Try it you must. ARCHIVES – CORPSE RUN COMICS Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. LINKS – CORPSE RUN COMICS Links. The comics that yours truly loves to read! Awkward Zombie: Snazzy-pants comic by the incomparable Katie Teidrich. Penny Arcade: If you’re reading my strip, chances are you already know what Penny Arcade is: one of the best gaming strips out there. El Goonish Shive: A fun and wacky story comic with a dose of TF hilarity. CONTACT – CORPSE RUN COMICS Being able to multitask while reading your comic would be fantastic, I was wondering if you’d consider fixing the resize function so that it doesn’t crop the right side of the comic. This needs to have the property overflow: hidden; removed from the css KAT’S KORNER 001: PIRATE SHEEP Kat’s Korner 001: Pirate Sheep. by Alex Di Stasi on May 2nd, 2011 at 9:36 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. All during college, a friend of mine had asked me to draw weird pictures for her, including but not limited to: an Egyptian Hippo Goddess,,, and I’ll just stop there, cause things apparently get weird, and according to my friend, I shouldn KAT’S KORNER 158: KAT’S SICK Chapter: Kat's Korner. I had an email from Kat today stating the following: “You should draw me! I am having some sinus issues or I am sick or something. So instead of my ears, you should put sink knobs, and instead of my nose, you should put a faucet with lots of snot pouring out of it. I AM A LADY.”. KAT’S KORNER 008: WALNUT Kat’s Korner 008: Walnut. by Alex Di Stasi on May 21st, 2011 at 9:30 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. For my senior animation piece, I had to (as it turned out, haphazardly) throw together a three minute animated short. The little dude you see above, Walnut, was the star of the

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KAT’S KORNER 080: UP ON THE ROOFTOP So, Monday didn’t really go the way I planned. Initially, I was going to play Twilight Imperium with some friends at NYU, but Sunday night I discovered some little visitors who wanted to make my bed

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CORPSE RUN 745: THE GYSHAL STICK Corpse Run 745: The Gyshal stick. by Alex Di Stasi on September 28th, 2017 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. So yeah, playing Final Fantasy 9 again, super awesome game! The best combination of characters and setting of any FF game in my opinion. I’d totally type more, but I’m tired and am going to sleep, will type more in the morning! KAT’S KORNER 411: FUN IN CERAMICS! Apologies for lack of comic this Monday. Had second Covid-19 shot on Saturday and have had some wild muscle soreness. Cause I’m a big baby I stayed in bed all Sunday. KAT’S KORNER 424: IT BEGINS! Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. KAT’S KORNER 054: THE POINTY THINGS Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. CORPSE RUN 405: THE LITTLEST MOLEHILL Corpse Run 405: The littlest molehill. by Alex Di Stasi on April 7th, 2014 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. LIVESTREAM UPDATE: The next stream will be sometime next week! Hey livestream regulars, remember that one guy who’d randomly appear and make proclamations about the greatness

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KAT’S KORNER 030: I’M A BAD BOY Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. CORPSE RUN 915.5: I’M SHOCKED THIS LEGITIMATELY JUST I doubt that a kick from a seated position against a stroller (and not a baby like you’re trying to make us believe) has that much force /impact to injure a baby in a stroller. KAT’S KORNER 177: SO LONG, SPARANO! Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever.

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KAT’S KORNER 054: THE POINTY THINGS Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. KAT’S KORNER 030: I’M A BAD BOY Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. KAT’S KORNER 064: DESK DAN & DOODLES Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. KAT’S KORNER 411: FUN IN CERAMICS! Apologies for lack of comic this Monday. Had second Covid-19 shot on Saturday and have had some wild muscle soreness. Cause I’m a big baby I stayed in bed all Sunday. KAT’S KORNER 489: DRAFT HORSE, NO REMORSE… Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. KAT’S KORNER 083: SONY PRESENTS: WTF BASEBALL Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever.

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CORPSE RUN 747: CUT ME DEEP Corpse Run 747: Cut me deep. by Alex Di Stasi on October 5th, 2017 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Alex is super tired and will write stuff in the morning! OK IT’S MORNING NOW! So yeah, this strip was based off a conversation Rich and I had last week. I don’t recall Rich putting my game-playing skills on blast in quite the same way, but I KAT’S KORNER 001: PIRATE SHEEP Kat’s Korner 001: Pirate Sheep. by Alex Di Stasi on May 2nd, 2011 at 9:36 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. All during college, a friend of mine had asked me to draw weird pictures for her, including but not limited to: an Egyptian Hippo Goddess,,, and I’ll just stop there, cause things apparently get weird, and according to my friend, I shouldn KAT’S KORNER 013: FAN ART SUNDAYS New Comic Day! Wednesdays. Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est. Thursdays. New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. Jump To Kat's Korner 001: Pirate Sheep Kat's Korner 002: The kind of comission Kat's Korner 003: The Principal Kat's Korner 004: The redesign Kat's Korner 005: Crack of Dawn series Kat's Korner 006: Poop then XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2 Corpse Run 777: Right on schedule. by Alex Di Stasi on January 22nd, 2018 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is a good game, I’m enjoying it immensely. The characters are fun and endearing, and even the lamest of the principal cast is tolerable instead of the usual “annoying one” that most JRPGs feature. CORPSE RUN 915.5: I’M SHOCKED THIS LEGITIMATELY JUST The dude claiming that Grandma was faking was at absolute best an unhelpful bystander but at worst was taking people’s attention away from dealing with a legitimate emergency and adding to the confusion, frustration, and panic in the heat of the moment. Always always always assume that an emergency is real.

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CORPSE RUN 694: THE SECRET INGREDIENT Hey! I was planning on having a comic up on Thursday, April 15th that was going to be about a surgery I’m having that same day. There was a project at work that was wrapping this Wednesday (that I’m still not 100% done with yet at the time of this writing – CORPSE RUN 915.5: I’M SHOCKED THIS LEGITIMATELY JUST The dude claiming that Grandma was faking was at absolute best an unhelpful bystander but at worst was taking people’s attention away from dealing with a legitimate emergency and adding to the confusion, frustration, and panic in the heat of the moment. Always always always assume that an emergency is real. CORPSE RUN 427: EGGCITING Corpse Run 427: Eggciting. by Alex Di Stasi on June 23rd, 2014 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Before we get to the regular post stuff, a quick note: I finished up that “How Applejack Won the War” animatic that I’ve been posting bits and pieces of in Kat’s Korner! It was a lot of fun to make, and I hope you get a kick out of

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CORPSE RUN 268: ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION He headed back in a few minutes later, however, to re-flush the toilet, as apparently there was a little clog. After his second flush, it suddenly sounded like the shower was running at full blast. And it didn’t stop. Steve exited the bathroom proclaiming that the toilet was now overflowing. Sweet! CORPSE RUN 379: LIFE IS BLOOD AND THIS Corpse Run 379: Life is blood and this. by Alex Di Stasi on January 6th, 2014 at 12:01 am. Chapter: Comics. Somewhere out there, a friend of mine named Lima is eventually going to see this strip, and there’s a good chance that she’ll sigh or roll her eyes. COMMENTS ON: CORPSE RUN 1,055: ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION Comments on: Corpse Run 1,055: Addition by subtraction ARCHIVES – CORPSE RUN COMICSCORPSE RUN WOWCORPSE RUN WOWHEAD Mondays New Comic Day! Wednesdays Comic Stream at 7pm-ish est Thursdays New Comic Day! There are also Game Streams kind of whenever. LINKS – CORPSE RUN COMICS Links. The comics that yours truly loves to read! Awkward Zombie: Snazzy-pants comic by the incomparable Katie Teidrich. Penny Arcade: If you’re reading my strip, chances are you already know what Penny Arcade is: one of the best gaming strips out there. El Goonish Shive: A fun and wacky story comic with a dose of TF hilarity. CONTACT – CORPSE RUN COMICS Being able to multitask while reading your comic would be fantastic, I was wondering if you’d consider fixing the resize function so that it doesn’t crop the right side of the comic. This needs to have the property overflow: hidden; removed from the css KAT’S KORNER 008: WALNUT Kat’s Korner 008: Walnut. by Alex Di Stasi on May 21st, 2011 at 9:30 pm. Chapter: Kat's Korner. For my senior animation piece, I had to (as it turned out, haphazardly) throw together a three minute animated short. The little dude you see above, Walnut, was the star of the

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by Alex Di Stasi

on September 18th, 2019 at 10:29 pm

Chapter: Comics

Ok, so… sometimes I don’t have a comic ready due to poor scheduling, being sick, away, etc. This one is pretty unique. I do not have a strip today because… …I was a witness to a crime on the subway, got some of the post-climax stuff on video, and stayed to talk to police afterward. I’m a little weirded out, not like totally shaking or anything, but a little weirded out and am not feeling up to the task at the moment. My apologies. Instead, here’s a recap of what happened from my perspective. This will be helpful for me as well in order to keep my best possible recollection available for the future. There was a bit of a commotion of raised voices coming from one end of the train compartment (I was sitting somewhere in the middle). After some time, the raised voices seemed to become more like yells. I turned over to look, a lady was pushing a stroller down towards the center of the train. A woman in a red jacket (one of the folks who was yelling, will now be referred to as RedJacket), forcibly kicked

the stroller.

Not a nudge, a _kick_ from her seated position. I turned on my phone camera and started recording – unfortunately, due to a notification popping up in the middle of recording, roughly the first five minutes did not save and I only have what happened after those five or so minutes when I was able to get back into the camera app and start recording again. During the missing footage time, the mother (will now be referred to as Mother) of the Baby (who I think I overheard was something like five months old, will now be referred to as Baby), understandably went after RedJacket and they began to fight. There’s a mix of slapping, hair pulling, yelling, etc. A kid roughly thirteen to fifteen years old (now referred to as JrHigh) was yelling during this time as well, she is the Aunt of Baby. A third, much older woman (now referred to as Grandma, I’m not 100% sure she was the grandmother of Baby, but that’s my guess) was also visibly

distressed.

RedJacket and Mother separated, Grandma then dropped to the floor and looked very faint. A few passengers came to her aid. This is where the app notification came in and messed up the recording. My footage starts from here. Some folks are stating that Grandma fainted and needs help, a few passengers help Grandma into a clearer area of the train, one passenger was calling 911, another is asking if anyone has water, some others appear to be filming. One passenger (now referred to as Jerk) who was sitting in the area argues with JrHigh that Grandma was faking fainting. This upset JrHigh, I then told the guy off in not polite

terms.

_Side note: if you ever find yourself in any kind of potential emergency (medical or otherwise), ALWAYS TREAT IT AS A REAL EMERGENCY. The dude claiming that Grandma was faking was at absolute best an unhelpful bystander but at worst was taking people’s attention away from dealing with a legitimate emergency and adding to the confusion, frustration, and panic in the heat of the moment. Always always always assume that an emergency is real. It’s infinitely better to do the right thing when you don’t have to than to ignore what needs to be done because you think something is fake._ The train was coming to the station, RedJacket attempted to leave the train, but a few passengers made sure she didn’t depart when the doors opened. Once the doors closed and the train was about to move, someone pulled the emergency brake. Another passenger was on the phone with 911 describing the situation. RedJacket walked to the other side of the train looking for a seat, I followed her while recording. Passengers on this side who hadn’t seen everything were asking what happened. I told them that RedJacket kicked a stroller with a baby in it, which RedJacket denied. I responded by saying that we (passengers on the other side of the train) saw her kick the stroller. Another passenger backs up my statement. RedJacket claims that either one of or some combination of JrHigh, Mother, and Grandma punched her in the face. If that is true, I didn’t see that happen, but given the situation I’d be surprised if that was the case. Furthermore, RedJacket kicked a stroller with a baby in it, so any previous altercation that may or may not have taken place is irrelevant at this point as one, Baby didn’t do anything to RedJacket, and two, Baby is a fucking baby, you don’t kick a fucking baby. RedJacket again claims that she was punched, I asked her if she’s admitting to kicking the stroller. RedJacket responded by again claiming that she was punched. I told her that it was a yes or no question. She claims that I didn’t see it. I told her that I did see her kick the stroller. She asked me that if I was hit by someone, what would I do. I responded, “Would I kick a stroller?” incredulously. At this point there was another passenger that was for some reason trying to stop me and apparently others from trying to talk to her, and to just wait for the police. I told him that that’s exactly what we were doing, someone pulled the ebrake, another called 911, RedJacket had already tried to leave the train and we all needed to keep an eye on her until the police arrived. Meanwhile, some new passenger tossed a “shame on you” at RedJacket and asked her what she would do if someone kicked her child if she had any. At this point some time passes without a ton happening. The train conductor announces that the ebrake was pulled and they are

investigating.

Other passengers who didn’t see the incident were trying to figure out what was going on, another seemed to be annoyed that that train stopped moving. RedJacked started to talk to a woman sitting next to her. An MTA employee (I think) arrived and opened one half door to let people out. Passengers pointed out RedJacket as the culprit. When the MTA employee entered, there was a chorus of folks pointing her out. The MTA employee talked into a walkie while walking away. RedJacket moved towards the end of the train with the partially opened door, some passengers kept her from doing so. JrHigh started screaming that RedJacket shouldn’t get away and that she kicked her nephew (Baby). RedJacked claimed to not kick him, JrHigh screamed “yes you fucking did.” Passengers who stayed confirmed JrHigh’s statement. After repeating that she had been punched tree times, RedJacket sat down. A passenger (now referred to as 2K) remarked that RedJacket would go to jail. RedJacket motioned toward the other end of the train and claimed that the baby was fine. Passengers confronted her as the claim was ridiculous and that she hit a baby. RedJacket kept saying that she was hit multiple times. JrHigh angrily asked her why she hit Baby, passengers and I told JrHigh to not engage with RedJacket. RedJacket exclaims, “Why would I hit a baby? I love kids! I would not hit a baby.” Passengers yelled that she kicked the stroller. RedJacket admitted that she kicked the stroller. JrHigh yelled that the baby was on the stroller. RedJacket again said that she kicked the stroller and followed up with “I admit it.” About five to ten seconds of relative silence pass. “I did not physically touch the child, though.” RedJacket said. I reminded her that she said she kicked the stroller. “Ok, I did not touch the child, though.” she said. I told her that she kicked the stroller very hard, that there was a baby in it, and that a lack of direct skin on skin contact did not mean that she didn’t kick the baby. RedJacket asked if it was ok that they hit her. I told her that I didn’t see what happened beforehand and only started recording after I saw the kick. “After!” she said. “After you kicked the baby” I added. She said that I didn’t record the lead up to the fight. I told her that I had her admitting to kicking the stroller. After this point there was a lot of yelling from a few of the passengers, regarding what RedJacket did. 2K claimed that JrHigh (I think) “whooped ass”. I’m not sure how accurate that is as I don’t have that on video, but in the scrum that occured after the kick that’s possible. It sounds like Jerk says something in the background, then JrHigh yells that Jerk keeps saying that Grandma is faking. During this time I was keeping my camera on RedJacket so I’m not entirely clear on what was happening behind me. 2K requested that Jerk be removed from the train (at some point paramedics had arrived by now) because Jerk wasn’t helping the situation. JrHigh was telling the story to some MTA employee or paramedic. 2K exclaims that he could be home playing 2K. I keep the camera pointed at RedJacket. 2K explains to someone what had happened leading up to the fight. Apparently it was a disagreement over seats. The train doors opened again, passengers told RedJacket not to try to leave. RedJacket got her phone, and tried to make a call. She tried to leave the train claiming that she needed to use the phone, but a passenger told her that phones work fine here (the station is above ground). It looks like she called 911, and began to explain the situation. We told her that she hit the stroller and that I have her on video saying that she hit the stroller. Another passenger told her that they already called the police. 2K (I think) claims that RedJacket should have taken a cab home. JrHigh asked me what I had on video. I told her that I only started recording after the kick (at the time I did not know that I lost the first few minutes of the video due to the app notification), and that if RedJacket tried to engage her again to ignore her. JrHigh brought up that Jerk was claiming Grandma faked fainting, frustrated. JrHigh apologized to us that this was taking so long. I told her that I was happy to change my plans and that I wanted to help. RedJacket was still on the phone. JrHigh exclaimed that RedJacked needed mental help. It sounded like some other officials showed up and JrHigh was talking to them. I kept my camera on RedJacket. Minutes pass, RedJacket is still on the phone. Eventually her call ends, she stays in her seat, and makes another

call.

2K also records RedJacket. More time passes, RedJacket is now on the phone with someone else. The call ends, RedJacket stays in her seat and is looking at her

phone.

Eventually the police arrive. JrHigh (I think) speaks to some of them. 2K talks to others by me

and RedJacket.

An officer asks if any of us have the kick on video. I say that I have after the kick (at the time I did not know that the first few minutes of the video didn’t get saved). The officer asks if I could stay and I say that I could.

I end the video.

From this point on the passengers that stayed and I just stand around, occasionally talking to police. An officer gives me an email address to send what video I had. It was at this point that I now knew that the first five minutes of recording were lost due to the notification, but that I’d send what I had. Some random lady who apparently was on the train spoke to me and the officer saying that she’s friends with the police chief and complained that her husband wasn’t allowed off the train. By who I have no idea as others had left, so I have no idea what she was talking about. She said that anytime there’s a wrong she feels that it needs to be righted. I told her that the wrong was a baby getting kicked, she responded something to the effect of the kick potentially being accidental and not on purpose. I told her that it was forceful and definitely on purpose. She said that her husband was right “over there”. I said, “good for him,” totally confused as to what that had to do with anything that happened. She said he had a cane, I responded something about my legs not being great either (I’ve been in a full leg cast before/have joint issues). She flips a bit, starts yelling asking my age, and grabs my arm. I ask her not to touch me. She eventually walks away and the officer and I share a “what the heck was that” look. Another officer comes by and states that I am on video and asks for my name, address, and phone number. I give the information and he says something like, “Isn’t technology great? Easier than writing it down” and walks away. Apparently we might be getting called for more information later on. RedJacket is then walked away with police officers. In the interest of being as accurate as possible, I don’t want to say that she was in handcuffs as I didn’t actually see the cuffs, but it appeared as though she was in handcuffs with her hands behind her back as they

left.

JrHigh and company thanked us for staying. So that’s the story. This one was definitely out there; I don’t think I’ve ever had to use the words “kicked” “a” “baby” in that order before and have it not be a reference to South Park. One more thing, possibly the most important part of the story. Shortly before the kick happened, I called my local Chinese food place to order a chicken and broccoli for pickup. As you might guess, I was veeeeeeeeeery late to pick it up. I apologized profusely and said that there was an incident on the train. When I finally got home, my chicken and broccoli was cold. There are a few takeaways to this story: * Don’t kick babies * Don’t kick _anyone _(but especially not babies) * Always treat a potential emergency like a real emergency * My chicken and broccoli was cold * Don’t kick babies └ Tags: ...baby kicking... seriously wtf is wrong with that lady

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