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Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING COUCHSURFERS A Beginner's Guide to Hosting Couchsurfers. Couchsurfing was first introduced to me when I was planning a lengthy trip to Europe. Not only did I not have the budget to stay in hotels (or even hostels) for the whole summer, I also didn’t know anyone anywhere abroad. Couchsurfing filled both of these voids for me as I spent three months

using

FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it FUCK THE LAW OF ATTRACTION. The basic, some-would-say new age-y, positive as fuck outlook on the world. Shit like: Everything is in perfect timing. Practice Gratitude. Ask for what you want and you shall receive. Be open to all possibilities. The Law of Attraction. The power of manifestation.

meditation & yoga.

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How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. MY FIRST COLON HYDROTHERAPY SESSION My First Colon Hydrotherapy Session. My interest in colon hydrotherapy was piqued during an episode of "Gigolos", a reality show about male prostitutes in Las Vegas. One of the gigolos, the most uptight one at that, went to get a colonic and he properly squirmed and squealed all thru his session. It was hilarious. EUROPE — BLOG: THOUGHTS I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

SEXUALITY — BLOG: THOUGHTS Reality Rehab is, in a nutshell, the manual for life we all wish we would have been given a long time ago. The basic fundamental life skills surrounding communication, sex, friendships, relationships, food, health and money we wish they would've taught us in school. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare.

COCK & CROW

Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING COUCHSURFERS A Beginner's Guide to Hosting Couchsurfers. Couchsurfing was first introduced to me when I was planning a lengthy trip to Europe. Not only did I not have the budget to stay in hotels (or even hostels) for the whole summer, I also didn’t know anyone anywhere abroad. Couchsurfing filled both of these voids for me as I spent three months

using

FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it FUCK THE LAW OF ATTRACTION. The basic, some-would-say new age-y, positive as fuck outlook on the world. Shit like: Everything is in perfect timing. Practice Gratitude. Ask for what you want and you shall receive. Be open to all possibilities. The Law of Attraction. The power of manifestation.

meditation & yoga.

BLOG: TRAVELS

How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. MY FIRST COLON HYDROTHERAPY SESSION My First Colon Hydrotherapy Session. My interest in colon hydrotherapy was piqued during an episode of "Gigolos", a reality show about male prostitutes in Las Vegas. One of the gigolos, the most uptight one at that, went to get a colonic and he properly squirmed and squealed all thru his session. It was hilarious. EUROPE — BLOG: THOUGHTS I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

SEXUALITY — BLOG: THOUGHTS Reality Rehab is, in a nutshell, the manual for life we all wish we would have been given a long time ago. The basic fundamental life skills surrounding communication, sex, friendships, relationships, food, health and money we wish they would've taught us in school. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare.

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I used to jump on the band wagon in my artistic/hippie friend circle of mocking rich people. We’d see some fit bitch in $100 yoga pants getting a $6 latte carrying a $400 purse and we’d make all sorts of judgments about her and say passive aggressive things like, “Must be

nice!”

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A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING AIRBNB GUESTS Airbnb was first introduced to me when I was planning a month long trip to New York. I was already an active Couchsurfer, but a month far exceeds the polite length of time to Couchsurf, and I wanted the privacy of my own room and bathroom.I found an amazing host, rented a room at a fraction of what a hotel would have been, and was an instant

fan of Airbnb.

AIRBNB — BLOG: THOUGHTS Kris said later that there was a period there where I didn’t speak for some hours. And that was a weird feeling. It was like when surgery patients describe being numbed and put under but they’re not actually and so the surgeon starts cutting and they can feel everything but they can’t open their mouth to say anything because they’re stuck between worlds.

COCK & CROW

Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

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This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

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I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

BLOG: TRAVELS

How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare.

COCK & CROW

Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG: RECIPES

This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

DIGITAL SERVICES

I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

BLOG: TRAVELS

How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

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Take a look at the before and after transformation of the Metta Yoga website! The old website was built using Go Daddy's website builder.

The new website was

CONTACT ME (WEBSITES) Join me to see the before and after shots of JenaSchwartz.com. Her old site was through Wordpress and the new site is through Squarespace. There are automations in place utilizing MoonClerk (payments), Acuity (scheduling) and Mailchimp. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING COUCHSURFERS A Beginner's Guide to Hosting Couchsurfers. Couchsurfing was first introduced to me when I was planning a lengthy trip to Europe. Not only did I not have the budget to stay in hotels (or even hostels) for the whole summer, I also didn’t know anyone anywhere abroad. Couchsurfing filled both of these voids for me as I spent three months

using

EPISODE 7: KRIS EXPLAINS Katie is always asking me random questions about how things work, and I'm always explaining them. To which she then responds, "How the hell do you know all this random stuff?" I don't know. I read a lot, I went to school, I have a degree, I just pick stuff u DIY PLACENTA ENCAPSULATION: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE This is a guide for women who want to prepare their own placenta in their own home with the help of their family or friends. Inside you will find instructions for the raw method and the TCM method of preparing placenta capsules, a supplies list, information on dosage,

benefits of

MY FIRST COLON HYDROTHERAPY SESSION My First Colon Hydrotherapy Session. My interest in colon hydrotherapy was piqued during an episode of "Gigolos", a reality show about male prostitutes in Las Vegas. One of the gigolos, the most uptight one at that, went to get a colonic and he properly squirmed and squealed all HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long

time.

POLYAMORY — BLOG: THOUGHTS Last summer, my girlfriend Katie and I stayed in Budapest, Hungary. While we were researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are part of a union, are covered by state funded healthcare, receive regular checkups, testing, and other support from the government. SHOULD WE GET HIM A NEWCASTLE HOOKER? Today was a travel day so we woke up and started cleaning and packing before heading to Green Cafe for breakfast. Important things were

discussed and

COCK & CROW

Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG: RECIPES

This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

DIGITAL SERVICES

I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

BLOG: TRAVELS

How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare.

COCK & CROW

Cock & Crow. We are: Relationship Anarchists. Writers. Designers. Entrepreneurs. Travelers. In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Location independent as of

September 2020.

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling automation, payment automation, integration with Google Calendar or iCal, intake forms + automated reminders and follow up messages. Can also include multiple appointment types and locations. $750. Simple Logo Design: $75. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG: RECIPES

This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

DIGITAL SERVICES

I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Itchy boobs, daily fasting, and a general glimpse at being 33. My Vasectomy: The Procedure, The Pain, The Recovery. The Story of my Vasectomy: Part One. Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

BLOG: TRAVELS

How quickly things can change. Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long time. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC That One Time My Girlfriend And I Got Side-By-Side Erotic Massages In Budapest. Last summer my girlfriend Katie and I spent four weeks in Budapest, Hungary. While researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are: part of a union. covered by state funded healthcare. PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG | COCK & CROW

Take a look at the before and after transformation of the Metta Yoga website! The old website was built using Go Daddy's website builder.

The new website was

CONTACT ME (WEBSITES) Join me to see the before and after shots of JenaSchwartz.com. Her old site was through Wordpress and the new site is through Squarespace. There are automations in place utilizing MoonClerk (payments), Acuity (scheduling) and Mailchimp. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING COUCHSURFERS A Beginner's Guide to Hosting Couchsurfers. Couchsurfing was first introduced to me when I was planning a lengthy trip to Europe. Not only did I not have the budget to stay in hotels (or even hostels) for the whole summer, I also didn’t know anyone anywhere abroad. Couchsurfing filled both of these voids for me as I spent three months

using

EPISODE 7: KRIS EXPLAINS Katie is always asking me random questions about how things work, and I'm always explaining them. To which she then responds, "How the hell do you know all this random stuff?" I don't know. I read a lot, I went to school, I have a degree, I just pick stuff u DIY PLACENTA ENCAPSULATION: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE This is a guide for women who want to prepare their own placenta in their own home with the help of their family or friends. Inside you will find instructions for the raw method and the TCM method of preparing placenta capsules, a supplies list, information on dosage,

benefits of

MY FIRST COLON HYDROTHERAPY SESSION My First Colon Hydrotherapy Session. My interest in colon hydrotherapy was piqued during an episode of "Gigolos", a reality show about male prostitutes in Las Vegas. One of the gigolos, the most uptight one at that, went to get a colonic and he properly squirmed and squealed all HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long

time.

POLYAMORY — BLOG: THOUGHTS Last summer, my girlfriend Katie and I stayed in Budapest, Hungary. While we were researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are part of a union, are covered by state funded healthcare, receive regular checkups, testing, and other support from the government. SHOULD WE GET HIM A NEWCASTLE HOOKER? Today was a travel day so we woke up and started cleaning and packing before heading to Green Cafe for breakfast. Important things were

discussed and

COCK & CROW

In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to

"success".

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Add on services: Additional parallax pages: $500. Additional basic pages: $200. Membership area of your website: starts at $500. Marketing: announcement bar, popup form, newsletter subscription: $150. Google analytics account setup: $150. Email marketing setup: up to 3 mailing lists with corresponding forms: $250. Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG: RECIPES

This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

DIGITAL SERVICES

I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

for many years.

BLOG: TRAVELS

We got to the airport and followed the signs to first class. Did you know first class was a whole different part of the airport? I thought we’d like go to a different desk and then have to go through security and just herp da derp to wherever the first class lounge was. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC Last summer, my girlfriend Katie and I stayed in Budapest, Hungary. While we were researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are part of a union, are covered by state funded healthcare, receive regular checkups, testing, and other support from the government

COCK & CROW

In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to

"success".

FULL SERVICE WEB DESIGN Add on services: Additional parallax pages: $500. Additional basic pages: $200. Membership area of your website: starts at $500. Marketing: announcement bar, popup form, newsletter subscription: $150. Google analytics account setup: $150. Email marketing setup: up to 3 mailing lists with corresponding forms: $250. Acuity Setup, basic: $300. Acuity setup, advanced: this includes scheduling PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG: RECIPES

This is one of those recipe that makes you feel like all is right with the world. It's uncomplicated, nearly impossible to fuck up, and it literally takes minutes to put together.

DIGITAL SERVICES

I just finished Steph’s website and it was such a fun project! She is such a bright light and shares so transparently about mothering, working from home, and building a business as a

BLOG: THOUGHTS

I used to be 100% mainstream. Blindly fumbling through life just trying to do what the system prescribed for me. You know, go to college, get married, get a good job, buy a house, a car, work your ass off every day, take a few long weekends off here and there, and

hopefully have

HOW TO HAVE A RADICALLY HONEST RELATIONSHIP A more “mainstream” title for my partner and I could be “polyamorous” or “in an open relationship”, in all honesty -- we don't resonate with any of those titles anymore. We've started saying "relationship anarchists" or simply just "none of your business". It seems putting a labe FIVE REASONS TO RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN {AND WHY Number 1: Because You Can. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is absolutely possible to restore your foreskin. Thousands of men have been doing it

for many years.

BLOG: TRAVELS

We got to the airport and followed the signs to first class. Did you know first class was a whole different part of the airport? I thought we’d like go to a different desk and then have to go through security and just herp da derp to wherever the first class lounge was. THAT ONE TIME MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT SIDE-BY-SIDE EROTIC Last summer, my girlfriend Katie and I stayed in Budapest, Hungary. While we were researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are part of a union, are covered by state funded healthcare, receive regular checkups, testing, and other support from the government PODCAST | COCK & CROW We are young. Our diet was the picture of perfection: raw dairy, grass-fed beef, organic produce, fermented everything, the whole deal. Yet we were still tired all the time, sleeping like shit, not having a lot of sex, lacking creativity and motivation, feeling sluggish after working out + not losing weight, and popping allergy pills like they

were candy.

BLOG | COCK & CROW

Take a look at the before and after transformation of the Metta Yoga website! The old website was built using Go Daddy's website builder.

The new website was

CONTACT ME (WEBSITES) Join me to see the before and after shots of JenaSchwartz.com. Her old site was through Wordpress and the new site is through Squarespace. There are automations in place utilizing MoonClerk (payments), Acuity (scheduling) and Mailchimp. MY FIRST COLON HYDROTHERAPY SESSION Colon Hydrotherapy is a trip! It is amazing to see your emotional, spiritual, and energetic baggage that you've been holding onto wash away through that little window. I was six pounds lighter after two sessions. 6 pounds of old crap I had been carrying around with me. A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO HOSTING COUCHSURFERS One of the #1 benefits to being a Couchsurfing host is that it keeps your life fresh and in perspective. It breaks up your routine and provides opportunities for new connections and learning from the travelers that you host. It reminds you that people in the world are

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DIY PLACENTA ENCAPSULATION: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE This is a guide for women who want to prepare their own placenta in their own home with the help of their family or friends. Inside you will find instructions for the raw method and the TCM method of preparing placenta capsules, a supplies list, information on dosage,

benefits of

EPISODE 7: KRIS EXPLAINS Katie is always asking me random questions about how things work, and I'm always explaining them. To which she then responds, "How the hell do you know all this random stuff?" I don't know. I read a lot, I went to school, I have a degree, I just pick stuff u HOW QUICKLY THINGS CAN CHANGE Due to the dark pit that was 2017, we haven't left our house or Phoenix in 18 months. That's a really long time to be "stuck". In the grand scheme of life it's just another deep dark valley amidst the peaks, but when you're in it -- a year and a half is a fuck of a long

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POLYAMORY — BLOG: THOUGHTS Last summer, my girlfriend Katie and I stayed in Budapest, Hungary. While we were researching Hungarian society, we learned that sex work is legal and all sex workers are part of a union, are covered by state funded healthcare, receive regular checkups, testing, and other support from the government. SHOULD WE GET HIM A NEWCASTLE HOOKER? Today was a travel day so we woke up and started cleaning and packing before heading to Green Cafe for breakfast. Important things were

discussed and

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WE ARE: RELATIONSHIP ANARCHISTS. WRITERS. DESIGNERS. ENTREPRENEURS.

TRAVELERS.

In other words: just a couple of people trying to figure this shit out. Behold our missteps, fuck ups, and tiny victories on the road to "success". Living in England for summer 2018. Sharing blogs and insta stories along the way:

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