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THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you? STUCK ON PAGE TEN OF MY MEMOIR I’ve read a couple of terrific memoirs written by YOU over the last few months. I’ve enjoyed them tremendously. But something about the genre makes me uncomfortable, particularly when I wonder if have the ability to write my own memoir. Most of these memoirs revolve around a personal journey. Something dramatic happens to the writer, OUR GENITALIA ARE OUR FRIENDS I kvetched about my current man cold on Facebook, and how I was stuck in bed sick, and then felt embarrassed about it. What kind of wimpy image am I presenting to others? So, I updated my status and said that I wasn’t going to be a “pussy” anymore. I was going to get out MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFEELING DIVORCED
In 2005, I separated from my wife. But it wasn’t a real separation because we still saw each other every day. In 2010, we decided that it was time to file for divorce. But her father-in-law became sick, so we had to help care for him, and then her mother died from all thestress, right
EXPLAINING HALLOWEEN TO FOREIGNERS Welcome to my life, as it was for five years at the beginning of the last decade. It’s quite easy to explain Halloween to the Japanese. It’s a holiday they call obon.A three day festival during which you visit your ancestor’s graves and tend to them—a happy YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex,THE PASSWORD
I’m happy to know that my brain isn’t the only one having those kinds of conversations with itself. I dither so long that the time has come and gone and I just give up and live with the regret. 🙂 90 MILLION WOMEN WEAR WRONG SIZE BRA For years, men have wondered why women are so overly-emotional, crying if they don’t get a phone call right after a date or if they don’t get flowers on Valentine’s Day. Now the answer is finally revealed — they wear the wrong bra size. According to a national fit study by Wacoal, a bra company, CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you? STUCK ON PAGE TEN OF MY MEMOIR I’ve read a couple of terrific memoirs written by YOU over the last few months. I’ve enjoyed them tremendously. But something about the genre makes me uncomfortable, particularly when I wonder if have the ability to write my own memoir. Most of these memoirs revolve around a personal journey. Something dramatic happens to the writer, OUR GENITALIA ARE OUR FRIENDS I kvetched about my current man cold on Facebook, and how I was stuck in bed sick, and then felt embarrassed about it. What kind of wimpy image am I presenting to others? So, I updated my status and said that I wasn’t going to be a “pussy” anymore. I was going to get out MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFEELING DIVORCED
In 2005, I separated from my wife. But it wasn’t a real separation because we still saw each other every day. In 2010, we decided that it was time to file for divorce. But her father-in-law became sick, so we had to help care for him, and then her mother died from all thestress, right
EXPLAINING HALLOWEEN TO FOREIGNERS Welcome to my life, as it was for five years at the beginning of the last decade. It’s quite easy to explain Halloween to the Japanese. It’s a holiday they call obon.A three day festival during which you visit your ancestor’s graves and tend to them—a happy YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex,THE PASSWORD
I’m happy to know that my brain isn’t the only one having those kinds of conversations with itself. I dither so long that the time has come and gone and I just give up and live with the regret. 🙂 90 MILLION WOMEN WEAR WRONG SIZE BRA For years, men have wondered why women are so overly-emotional, crying if they don’t get a phone call right after a date or if they don’t get flowers on Valentine’s Day. Now the answer is finally revealed — they wear the wrong bra size. According to a national fit study by Wacoal, a bra company, CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
THE SILVER RULE
The Golden Rule is considered the basis for most moral thought. “Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.”. The Golden Rule is as ancient as it is cross-cultural. The ethic of reciprocity was present in ancient Babylon, Egypt, Persia, India, Greece, Judea, and China. The Golden Rule is certainly a major part of the Torah.THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
THREE STORIES
A week ago, Actress #1 ( the woman with arm behind her back) mentioned to her friend, Actress #2 that she had an audition at Warner Brothers; Dick Wolf was looking for a actress to play a female rookie cop in some new crime drama. She hadn’t had a decent gig in years. Actress#2,
FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you? STUCK ON PAGE TEN OF MY MEMOIR I’ve read a couple of terrific memoirs written by YOU over the last few months. I’ve enjoyed them tremendously. But something about the genre makes me uncomfortable, particularly when I wonder if have the ability to write my own memoir. Most of these memoirs revolve around a personal journey. Something dramatic happens to the writer, OUR GENITALIA ARE OUR FRIENDS I kvetched about my current man cold on Facebook, and how I was stuck in bed sick, and then felt embarrassed about it. What kind of wimpy image am I presenting to others? So, I updated my status and said that I wasn’t going to be a “pussy” anymore. I was going to get out MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFEELING DIVORCED
In 2005, I separated from my wife. But it wasn’t a real separation because we still saw each other every day. In 2010, we decided that it was time to file for divorce. But her father-in-law became sick, so we had to help care for him, and then her mother died from all thestress, right
EXPLAINING HALLOWEEN TO FOREIGNERS Welcome to my life, as it was for five years at the beginning of the last decade. It’s quite easy to explain Halloween to the Japanese. It’s a holiday they call obon.A three day festival during which you visit your ancestor’s graves and tend to them—a happy YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex,THE PASSWORD
I’m happy to know that my brain isn’t the only one having those kinds of conversations with itself. I dither so long that the time has come and gone and I just give up and live with the regret. 🙂 90 MILLION WOMEN WEAR WRONG SIZE BRA For years, men have wondered why women are so overly-emotional, crying if they don’t get a phone call right after a date or if they don’t get flowers on Valentine’s Day. Now the answer is finally revealed — they wear the wrong bra size. According to a national fit study by Wacoal, a bra company, CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but c MEN AND WOMEN ARCHIVES ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but cONE THING A DAY #2
Wise men say, “Don’t air your dirty laundry,” so I’m not going to do that. But that doesn’t mean I can’t tell you about the clean, but still very wet laundry that was spinning in the dryer in the garage when Sophia and I had our last fight in the house. “I’ll take the Shuttle MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFALL FASHION
Cat32204. April 11, 2010 at 8:30 am. From one native Californian to the newbie Californians: California casual denotes comfortable attire made of organic or natural fibers and worn to look as if it has just been casually thrown together. It is actually a studied or acquired air of casual elegance. HANDS ACROSS AMERICA I have a friend who is involved with the Hudson River Sloop Clearwater Group, which was started in 1966 by the iconic musician and activist Pete Seeger in response to his despair over the pollution of the Hudson River. Today, the organization is still thriving, and during the spring and summer, the schooner ClearwaterPASSOVER JOKE
For months, Moses has been telling the Israelites that he’s going to get them out of Egypt and lead them to the Promised Land. But ever since Moses got involved, the Pharoah isn’t budging, and the overseers are only making them work harder. The Israelites, kvetchy by nature, are getting annoyed. One of the Israelites MUSLIMS HATE DENMARK Muslims Hate Denmark. Flags burned and protesters chanted as outrage spread over the Middle East, with Denmark being the brunt of the storm. Trouble started brewing when Frederik Anders, a 12 year old boy from Copenhagen, posted a photo on his blog of the Egyptian pyramid he built from materials created by the Denmark-based company LEGO. His WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but c MEN AND WOMEN ARCHIVES ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but cONE THING A DAY #2
Wise men say, “Don’t air your dirty laundry,” so I’m not going to do that. But that doesn’t mean I can’t tell you about the clean, but still very wet laundry that was spinning in the dryer in the garage when Sophia and I had our last fight in the house. “I’ll take the Shuttle MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFALL FASHION
Cat32204. April 11, 2010 at 8:30 am. From one native Californian to the newbie Californians: California casual denotes comfortable attire made of organic or natural fibers and worn to look as if it has just been casually thrown together. It is actually a studied or acquired air of casual elegance. HANDS ACROSS AMERICA I have a friend who is involved with the Hudson River Sloop Clearwater Group, which was started in 1966 by the iconic musician and activist Pete Seeger in response to his despair over the pollution of the Hudson River. Today, the organization is still thriving, and during the spring and summer, the schooner ClearwaterPASSOVER JOKE
For months, Moses has been telling the Israelites that he’s going to get them out of Egypt and lead them to the Promised Land. But ever since Moses got involved, the Pharoah isn’t budging, and the overseers are only making them work harder. The Israelites, kvetchy by nature, are getting annoyed. One of the Israelites MUSLIMS HATE DENMARK Muslims Hate Denmark. Flags burned and protesters chanted as outrage spread over the Middle East, with Denmark being the brunt of the storm. Trouble started brewing when Frederik Anders, a 12 year old boy from Copenhagen, posted a photo on his blog of the Egyptian pyramid he built from materials created by the Denmark-based company LEGO. His WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West. JEWISH JOKES MY MOTHER EMAILED TODAY My Mother’s Jewish Joke #1 —. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. THE PROBLEM WITH THE TRAY AT MCDONALD'S The Problem with the Tray at McDonald’s. One childhood ritual of mine that continues to this day is my method of eating French fries at McDonald’s. I spill the fries onto the tray, rip open two of those jagged-edged ketchup packets (one is never enough) and squirt the tomato delicacy into the empty zone situated between the fries and the WHICH LEVI'S JEANS MAKES MY ASS LOOK THE BEST? The 501 has an “iconic straight fit,” but as you can see from the photo, it does very little for my ass, and the material by my thigh hangs like the drapes in a summer house. I don’t want to badmouth the 501. It is a sturdy, honest choice. And it is the only style of Levi’s jeans with the “signature button fly.”.FLUSHING, QUEENS
hi neil, sorry about the delay writing back – I was in transit – to new yawk. my mom and uncle went to parsons. I went to ryan jr high and then to townsend harris in the original bldg on parsons blvd. so I’m familiar with valentinos – spent many an afternoon there after class (altho my family was always partial to fresh meadows pizza near p.s. 26). how old are you?PEE LIKE A MAN!
A year ago I was in the show Urinetown (the musical); it was all about the violation of urination rights of the good oppressed people of a ficticious town, a town like one you’d find in any musical. So these issues are very near and dear to my heart. Well, as you guessed, Hope took over her father’s business, instituting EVEN COWGIRLS HAVE TO PEE The new speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi of California, is a woman. Write to them and tell them that you are tired of waiting to pee! More bathrooms for women! It should be a law! Or as Vince Gill might sing: My Cheatin’ Heart. Just Felt Amiss. Seeing all the pretty cowgirls. Waiting and waiting to piss. YES, I AM WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! Rachel Kramer Bussel writes a popular sex column for the Village Voice called “Lusty Lady.” A couple of weeks ago, she wrote an article titled “F***ing and Feminism”. In the article, Ms. Bussel criticized feminists for their ideological views on sex, one which pooh-poohs women doing anything “submissive” to men, such as giving them oral sex, WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BANNED There is a GREAT column today by Lou Dobbs on cnn.com under the column of headlines about what a load of bs this is- don’t we have more important things to be dealing with right now than passing a marriage ammendment, say things like fixing our education system, Iraq, Afghanistan, largest national debt in history, gees, this list could go on and on so I will stop there. FANS SHOCKED AT BUGS BUNNY GAY Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation. NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that the perennial prankster “Bugs” Bunny of Looney Tunes cartoons is alsogay.
ARCHIVES - CITIZEN OF THE MONTH Neil Kramer has been writing about his life online since 2005. He has worked for Disney and HBO. Neil lives in NYC. You can contact him atneilochka on yahoo.
CITIZEN OF THE MONTH ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but c MEN AND WOMEN ARCHIVES ***Written on Christmas Eve. If you’re in pain, searching Google on the subject of “How to Stop Thinking About Your Ex and Move On With Your Life,” and you ended up here, at this blog — tough luck, my friend. You’ll be getting no advice from me. Oh sure, I could spout some obvious clichés about seeing friends or focusing on hobbies, which is what you were probably expecting, but cONE THING A DAY #2
Wise men say, “Don’t air your dirty laundry,” so I’m not going to do that. But that doesn’t mean I can’t tell you about the clean, but still very wet laundry that was spinning in the dryer in the garage when Sophia and I had our last fight in the house. “I’ll take the Shuttle MODERN TALMUDIC QUESTION one night i visited a debate about a bishop spong and had no idea what to expect.as soon as i posted a comment i was immediately labeled by my writing style to write in the ancient oral tradition of the talmud.i was at a catholic debate the first i ever heard of an ancient oral tradition or the talamud. i called me the obvious! again i thought i was in a christian debate on faith.it turnedFALL FASHION
Cat32204. April 11, 2010 at 8:30 am. From one native Californian to the newbie Californians: California casual denotes comfortable attire made of organic or natural fibers and worn to look as if it has just been casually thrown together. It is actually a studied or acquired air of casual elegance. HANDS ACROSS AMERICA I have a friend who is involved with the Hudson River Sloop Clearwater Group, which was started in 1966 by the iconic musician and activist Pete Seeger in response to his despair over the pollution of the Hudson River. Today, the organization is still thriving, and during the spring and summer, the schooner ClearwaterPASSOVER JOKE
For months, Moses has been telling the Israelites that he’s going to get them out of Egypt and lead them to the Promised Land. But ever since Moses got involved, the Pharoah isn’t budging, and the overseers are only making them work harder. The Israelites, kvetchy by nature, are getting annoyed. One of the Israelites MUSLIMS HATE DENMARK Muslims Hate Denmark. Flags burned and protesters chanted as outrage spread over the Middle East, with Denmark being the brunt of the storm. Trouble started brewing when Frederik Anders, a 12 year old boy from Copenhagen, posted a photo on his blog of the Egyptian pyramid he built from materials created by the Denmark-based company LEGO. His WHY IS LOS ANGELES SO UGLY? The question on my mind: Why is Los Angeles so ugly? The answer: Los Angeles is just a chaotic mess, built together with no rhyme or reason. The city of Los Angeles could learn from Carmel. It needs stricter building and aesthetic regulations, and I nominate myself tobe the Design Czar.
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THE BLOG – ENGAGE!January 31, 2019
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Captain’s Log, 1.31.2019 The situation at Space Station Facebook continues to deteriorate. Various factions have built armed encampments and leadership is weak. Admiral Zuckerberg and his cohorts at HQ refuse to fight attacks on privacy. Residents are followed by corporate-owned robots. Free speech is limited, overseen by self-appointed political watchdogs. What was once a resistance has been severely broken by infighting. Many have disembarked to other colonies, or returned to Earth, but I will not abandon all that we have worked for on our beloved Space Station. We can, once again, make it into the jewel of the Federation. But I am realistic about the future. That is why today, I have re-energized the warp core of my former satellite, the U.S.S. Citizen. While it has been abandoned for over a year, it still maintains a Class-M position in the solar system, even with much of it’s infrastructure crumbling. It will require hours of engineering to retrofit and fix the thrusters. If you are receiving this transmission on Space Station Facebook, it means the updates proceeded with no problem. This begins a new era in my career with the Federation. My plan is to transport back and forth between these two ships. I reiterate – I have not given up on our beloved Spaceship, even with the enemy’s constant threats of attack. The propaganda and hate must end, and a new treaty of engagement must be signed by all parties, what I like to call The New Alliance. For now, the security and safety of my friends and colleagues are my highest priority, and the reemergence of my former tiny satellite, a mere speck of a home compared to the planet-sized Spaceship, is essential. Only the future can tell whether this old and weary space will one day prove useful as an escape and a safe sanctuary for all. Godspeed.SHARE THIS:
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THE TWELFTH ANNUAL CHRISTMAHANUKWANZAAKAH ONLINE HOLIDAY CONCERTDecember 20, 2017
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Happy Christmahanukwanzaakah! Â Welcome to the 12th annual holidayconcert!
What a crazy and upsetting year for America.  I don’t even know where to begin.  But let’s remember that throughout history, even in the toughest times, people have found time to step away and find the joy in life.  Friendship and music.  That’s what this concert is all about.  If you enjoy the concert, and if you so choose, this year we are asking you to donate to RAINN , the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization. Peace, love, empathy, and justice.  Whatever your religion. Whether you believe or not.  Whatever. Thank you to all the participants.Video Player
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I Believe in You and O Holy Night by Cindy Louise Allen Christmas is All Around by Elizabeth Flora Ross You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Karl Erikson 2,000 Miles by Linda Roy Silver Bells by Michelle Kosboth Christmas Lights by Genie AlisaSHARE THIS:
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20 MINUTES ON IM #4: WITH SARAHNovember 19, 2017
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_You may notice that I start projects here, and then lose interest in them (note: I’m still on day 4 of my gratitude-post-a-day from six months ago), One of these experimental blog projects was started and abandoned three and a half years ago – I called it “20 Minutes on IM.”  The idea was to IM with a friend on Facebook Messenger for a pre-arranged twenty minutes, and then post the conversation online.  I was interested in crossing the boundary between public and private, which, even during the Obama administration, was an outdated and dangerous concept.  Now, it just seems crazy._ _A month ago, I decided to pick up with this interactive experiment where I left off, and have an IM conversation with Sarah Gilbert . We arranged for a time, and I told her that everything we say was going to be made public. Everything. Sarah naively agreed._ _In reading over the exchange, one element stands out for me, and it has to do with my own sexism. Even though Sarah is an avid cyclist, is there any reason for me to mention her “strong thighs” not just once, but twice! In the scheme of things, it is pretty mild, and Sarah took no offense, but this just proves the ramifications of the #metoo movement.  Even men who aren’t predators are starting to look at themselves – and how they treat women – in a new way._Neil
Hello, Sarah
Sarah Gilbert
Hi Neil! It’s fun to talk to you formally…Neil
we used to talk all the time on here, remember….Sarah Gilbert
I remember the days. It’s hard to keep up with my love life without a lot of conversationNeil
it has been making me feel sad lately that I am losing touch with people back from blogging days because there is nothing holding ustogether anymore.
Sarah Gilbert
We don’t feel the compulsion to go to the conferences as muchanymore…
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it really feels like after you graduated college and you move onSarah Gilbert
…and the conversation has shifted. It’s fun to think about all the ways we have transitioned in storytelling though.Neil
yep. Also life happens. It is hard to keep up.Sarah Gilbert
I want to talk about the secret single mom group but… you know the rules. Lots of conversations have had to be forced private.Neil
Now of everyone I met online, you have probably had the most…. uh adventurous and chaotic last five years….without getting into too many details, there was divorce…. and some trouble there, and then relationship and some trouble there….Sarah Gilbert
Yes! With the exception of overseas travelers, I’m pretty much tops in rambunctiousness.Neil
hey, sounds like my life. but at least you know how to have fundoing it.
Sarah Gilbert
Yes. I won’t get into the details here but let’s just say polyamory has been a wonderful horrible gorgeous painful adventure.Neil
i am on record as advising you against it.Sarah Gilbert
And my divorce was pretty much just the horrible painful part. I hear you and probably won’t follow your advice. ??Neil
but during all this chaos you sort of changed focus from just writing to exploring your love of bicycles…you are so Portland. I think of you whenever I watch Portlandia.Sarah Gilbert
Right. I’ve been storytelling a lot but found a whole new venue. Offline in the most extreme way. I even now am leading Portlandiatours!
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there was an article lately that was a bit critical of the image of Portland and Oregon, saying that it is also a hotbed for white nationalism….. how do you feel about that…not as super liberal aswe think…
Sarah Gilbert
Oh man. There is so much to say there. We’re a hotbed for everythingNeil
first you were working for a tour company? do you even own a car?Sarah Gilbert
Well… I just bought a vehicle, but it’s for a tour company I’mstarting
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you have ridden bikes everyone ever since your kids were littleSarah Gilbert
I haven’t had a personal vehicle since 2006!Neil
don’t tell me it is a gas guzzzling SUVSarah Gilbert
Yes! My middle kid was a baby then. No it’s a diesel Mercedes sprinter. To carry lots of tour guests and their bikes ?? I worked for a bike tour company for three years….Neil
maybe i will get yelled at for being sexist. but you have the strongest leg and thing muscles in your photos.Sarah Gilbert
…really early on I started planning how I’d like to do it on my own. Oh don’t worry about ME yelling at you. I show off my legson purpose ??
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i kinda always visualized you as a dorky writier loner type…. do you actually enjoy dealing with the public? i mean customers….Sarah Gilbert
Yes! I’m kind of an extrovert in some ways. I love to talkNeil
I’m doing my first photo shoot for a client and I’m wondering if I will really enjoy dealing with people as much as the photographyitself.
Sarah Gilbert
It’s hard sometimes. People are not all ideal.Neil
so first you worked for a company and now you are deciding to go on your own? I have to admit. You are the epitome of Just Do It. Isn’tNike in Oregon?
Sarah Gilbert
Yes. I started the business as soon as the divorce finally finished with the asset but. Haha yes.Neil
remember when I told you to start a magazine…. and two days later yous started a magazineSarah Gilbert
Right outside the city. I did!Neil
you wanted to start a bike company so you freaking did it. do you have competitors in this ?Sarah Gilbert
I did! Ironically I started working for a driving tour company so I wouldn’t violate my noncompeteNeil
I forget the name. I’m sure it is named after a greek myth ofsomething
Sarah Gilbert
Yep. Several other companies. It’s called Cordilleran Tours.Neil
is it a greek myth?
Sarah Gilbert
It’s named after mountain ranges (cordillera in Spanish) and the Cordilleran ice sheet that shaped everything in the Pacific Northwest.Neil
so how does it work? People come to town, and how the heck do they know you exist? you have to be an outdoors person to start riding inthe mountains
Sarah Gilbert
The idea is that we can start here in portland and the mountains I love and then expand around the cordillera. We’re not going to be biking straight up mountains…Neil
if i visited could I physically do this? how many miles do you go? so you supply the bikes….?Sarah Gilbert
…but the niche is, a little more active than normal. YesNeil
so where do you go? hood river? the falls?Sarah Gilbert
You’ve got to understand that normal tourists can often not walk up 1/3 of a mile to waterfalls. So this is just a bit more adventurous. 8-12 miles on bikes. 4-8 miles hiking.Neil
but oregon gets a lot of sports peopleSarah Gilbert
Hiking
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i mean people who enjoy outdoorsSarah Gilbert
We have a lot who live here…Neil
not just sitting in museumsSarah Gilbert
…but tourists are tourists. And yes we will supply bikesNeil
not saying you are anti-intellectual.Sarah Gilbert
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just enjoy strong thighs and good booksSarah Gilbert
I’m pretty fucking intellectualNeil
i saw you have a donut tour? i like that one.Sarah Gilbert
Right! It’s called “beyond voodoo”Neil
maybe you can do a tour with Powell Books as promotionSarah Gilbert
Because egregiously, voodoo Donuts is the most visited tourist attraction in portlandNeil
so first go for donuts and coffeeSarah Gilbert
I like it. And then books. Well my meditative garden tour is a good example of something that takes a regular tourist attraction and then makes the experience a little deeper. More spiritualNeil
do u meditate now?
Sarah Gilbert
I go to the local gardens… Chinese and Japanese… and lead guidedmeditations
Neil
i think you never get depressed because you are always doing stuff….Sarah Gilbert
Placing the history of the people and places in context with our own experience of them. It’s true!Neil
that’s my problem.Sarah Gilbert
And yes. I meditate both on my own every night and in the midst of my workday. I take tourists to these beautiful places. And then steal away for five minutes to mediateNeil
so how are you getting clients, or customers?Sarah Gilbert
Meditate
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do you have money to advertise yet?Sarah Gilbert
Well the initial plan is to get listed on TripAdvisor. I really don’t have funds for a lot…Neil
do they do it for free? i use tripadvisorSarah Gilbert
…we’ve found social marketing and relationships are the bestNeil
who is we? you have a partner?Sarah Gilbert
I guess mostly me ?? Ok this is the complicated part. My boyfriend and I have talked about it for years…Neil
you realize you have writing material staring at you from your ownlife….
Sarah Gilbert
…and there was this horrible upheaval in our life.Neil
are you still talking now?Sarah Gilbert
Well, he left. Yes. And he still wants to work for meNeil
or is this have to be cut out?Sarah Gilbert
It’s complicated. I don’t know!Neil
OK, we will talk about this later….Sarah Gilbert
Ha
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you already know my opinion.Sarah Gilbert
But anyway, my various beautiful lovely people in my life will contribute in some wayNeil
do you have any time to write? I know that is important to you? maybe by focusing on this you are opening avenues for writing tooSarah Gilbert
I have a lot of beloved tour guides in my worldNeil
by just defocusing on writingSarah Gilbert
I am working on juggling that now. One of my major outlets is these conversations I have with place. Via Instagram posts. I have an ongoing conversation with the Columbia Gorge. I call her Lady Gorge or Ms. Gorge. Sometimes I am speaking to my lover(s).Neil
i want to ask you something important before we bring up you new business again because time is running out.Sarah Gilbert
But sometimes it’s to the divine self. OkNeil
you’re not ready for dating again, are you?Sarah Gilbert
That is important. I don’t know. I’ve never been single this longNeil
is it possible to find someone more…. conventional.Sarah Gilbert
Six weeks now. Haha no. I’ll likely go more unconventional thanever
Neil
You’ve never done online dating stuff. You always meet in real life,right?
Sarah Gilbert
I have done online dating briefly. But mostly I only date people whoalready love me
Neil
I don’t even understand thatSarah Gilbert
Sometimes it’s through social media. People fall in love. And then I’m here. It’s magic. My last three major relationships werethat.
Neil
I want to date again locally. but i get too distracted…. so trying to focus on work stuff…. not sure it is working thoughSarah Gilbert
People who knew me in some way and loved me. so I’m connected to so many people. Like you. And I’m super open. Like you.Neil
anyway, time running out on this experiment and I have to be cruel. In case someone is visiting portland and wants to go on a tour…. howcan they reach you?
Sarah Gilbert
People know when I’m available and start askingNeil
cruel in meaning cutting us off.Sarah Gilbert
Cordillerantours.com. Â And you can reach out to me directly. I LOVE doing custom tours. One of the reasons I started the business was to do really cool custom toursNeil
oh crap we have so much we can talk about. we didn’t even bring up Trump. anyway, we can do that privately. Kinda missed talking to you. Sad that I have to do an experiment with you as an excuse.Sarah Gilbert
Yes. I’m game to changing this frequency ??Neil
ok maybe i will come next spring and go on tour tooSarah Gilbert
I missed you too. Yes!Neil
what do you do on winter?Sarah Gilbert
I will make a special Neil tourNeil
is is still ok to go out?Sarah Gilbert
Work a little less. But yesNeil
doesn’t get that cold,does it?Sarah Gilbert
I probably work 30 hours a week in November. Compared to 55 inAugust
Neil
well, listen, best of luck to you, and now I will go offline and scoldyou about your men.
Sarah Gilbert
With driving tours this summer I racked up crazy miles and hours. Andwomen
Neil
Good bye Sarah!
Sarah Gilbert
I can’t wait. Goodbye !Neil
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RAINY DAY AT THE COLUMBUS DAY PARADEOctober 10, 2017
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I can’t believe I even have to preface this, but these photos are not an endorsement of the nasty Christopher Columbus, of the Spain’s Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand, sponsors of Columbus and the monsters behind the Spanish Inquisition and other bloody crimes in the name of Christianity, or the American government and their mistreatment of Native Americans, and certainly not any sarcastic comment about the many accomplishments of Italian-Americans in our country. I was passing through midtown Manhattan. There was a parade. It was pouring. And I like to shoot photos of people with umbrellas. Fair enough?SHARE THIS:
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MY TOY MACHINE GUN
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On my sixth birthday, my parents threw me a birthday party. My extended family was invited to our apartment in Queens. It was one of the few times both sides of my family sitting in the same room at the same time. I remember little about the event except for two specific gifts that I received on that day, both which became legendary in myown mind.
The first gift was a Scrabble set. I immediately loved this board game, and quickly became obsessed with finding the best triple score words with the “X” tile. Soon, I was beating my mother in her own game. I could draw a  line from that day i got the Scrabble set with my love of dictionaries, to becoming an English major in college, to wanting to write rather than go to law school. The second memorable gift was so infamous that it became a running joke with my mother that has continued for decades. It was a plastic toy machine gun that made realistic rat-a-tat sounds when you pressed the trigger, a gift from my aunt, the wife of my father’s youngestbrother.
My aunt was blonde, gorgeous, educated, and worked as a psychiatrist. She was the most accomplished person in the room. She was also the first non-Jew in our family, and simply unaware that I was nothing like Ralphie, dreaming of his bb gun in “A Christmas Story.” My Jewish family from Brooklyn and the Bronx were very afraid of guns. Maybe it was a remnant of anti-Jewish pogroms back in Russia and Poland, or the Holocaust itself, but in my family, whenever you saw your neighbors with guns, you knew it was not a good sign for the Jewish people. My parents thanked my aunt for this “unique” birthday gift, but after the party, my mother hid the plastic toy gun somewhere in the house and told me that I couldn’t play with it. Within a week, I discovered my mother’s hiding place (she naively hid it in my own closet!) but at this point, I was so into scrabble, I forgot about the gun. Later that year, my mother threw the gun into the garbage. My fate was sealed — I was to become a man of triple score words and not a marksman. I thought of my toy machine gun this week because of the endless debate our country has over gun control. Three days ago, a killer brought over 30 rapid-fire guns into his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas and shot concert-goers outside his window on the 32nd Floor. No one knows the motive. I tell the story of my toy gun because I want to come clean with my gun-owning friends in the South and the West.  I know I perfectly fit the stereotype of someone who doesn’t understand the importance of gun culture, or how your identity is intimately connected with defending your family.  What right do I have to talk about guns? My crazy mother wouldn’t even let me use a toy gun! But you have your own biases. You hide behind the NRA. Deep in your heart you know that gun violence is a sickness in America, and that it isn’t normal to walk into a hotel with thirty high-powered rifles to mow down innocent people. But you are afraid that by admitting it, people like me will want to take all your guns away, and then you will be defenseless and weak. I get that. I’ve told you my bias and where I come from, and I’m ready to hear your side of the story.  But I want to hear from YOU, not the NRA.SHARE THIS:
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30 DAYS OF GRATITUDE – DAY 4 – GRATEFUL FOR THOSE I’VE METONLINE
July 14, 2017
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30 DAYS OF GRATITUDE – DAY THREE – GRATEFUL FOR ACCEPTING SINGING AS NATURAL IN MUSICALSJuly 9, 2017
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