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From ball-scratching to tube socks, straight women often have to contend with a mountain of manliness. Dating men exposes you to things that no one can prepare you for. I remember my first experience with skid marks like it was yesterday. It was the morning after a hot rendezvous, and I was collecting our strewn-about clothes from my floor, when suddenly there it was. I’d heard gossip of this condition, but I always assumed it was a myth,like Bigfoot.
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