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QANON ANNOUNCES #GESARA #NESARA, FISA COURTS APPROVE INTERNET — In a startling turnaround, QAnon announced in a ‘breadcrumb’ that the liberty agenda of GESARA NESARA will soon come to replace the corrupt zionist financial cabal and destroy the Deep State in climactic and total “reset” of the economy, providing each and every citizen with monthly $5,000 payments and massive expansions of Social Security payments to the elderly. DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters MIKE AND FRANK OF AMERICAN PICKERS CELEBRATE LEGAL GAY Mike and Frank firmly grip female busts “picked” from a “honey hole” INTERNET — Mike and Frank of American Pickers, the world’s most popular on-screen gay couple since Laurel and Hardy, have been granted a legal marriage and plan to artificially inseminate Danielle,who will
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TH3J35T3R ARRESTED!
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MEET SHOPDOGSAM, THE INTERNET’S BEST PERSON Meet Shopdogsam, the Internet’s Best Person. INTERNET — For people who like antiques, Pawn Stars and American Pickers are the hottest television shows out there. Items roll by faster than Antiques Roadshow while middle-aged men flirt with each other. Most of the meaning of each item is also reduced to cash value, and once perepisode an
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VIOLETA “MACARENA” ROSU Sadly, when i first watched it i felt the same about Macarena. Now that im older and have watched it again I feel for her more than any of the others as she is completely on her own – and shows no sign ofever changing.
GUY FIERI DEAD AT 47 Dear Susanna. Church is like family: it is a place where you should feel safe, supported and loved unconditionally. It has been 2 weeks since we last saw you at services and I worry that you are somehow feeling an absence of the safety, support and love that we strive to create in our community. “YOUTUBE HOMESTEADER” JESSE STAFFORD DEAD AFTER Jesse of Pure Living for Life died Friday in a tragic home building lifestyle decision gone wrong. INTERNET — Jesse Stafford of Pure Living For Life passed following a tragic construction accident, Friday evening after trying to repair his new home’s leaking roof. Pure Living For Life recently drew controversy from the YouTubeHomesteader
QANON ANNOUNCES #GESARA #NESARA, FISA COURTS APPROVE INTERNET — In a startling turnaround, QAnon announced in a ‘breadcrumb’ that the liberty agenda of GESARA NESARA will soon come to replace the corrupt zionist financial cabal and destroy the Deep State in climactic and total “reset” of the economy, providing each and every citizen with monthly $5,000 payments and massive expansions of Social Security payments to the elderly. SEAN HANNITY DEAD AT 55 Sean Hannity Dead at 55. Sean Hannity was once found dead, his body covered in Fentanyl patches. Lebal Drocer changed all that. INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of conservative pundit Sean Hannity who was found dead in a Fox News bathroom Wednesday evening. Coworkers reportedly found Hannity’s naked body “mummified” with Fentanyl,a
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QANON ANNOUNCES #GESARA #NESARA, FISA COURTS APPROVE INTERNET — In a startling turnaround, QAnon announced in a ‘breadcrumb’ that the liberty agenda of GESARA NESARA will soon come to replace the corrupt zionist financial cabal and destroy the Deep State in climactic and total “reset” of the economy, providing each and every citizen with monthly $5,000 payments and massive expansions of Social Security payments to the elderly. SEAN HANNITY DEAD AT 55 Sean Hannity Dead at 55. Sean Hannity was once found dead, his body covered in Fentanyl patches. Lebal Drocer changed all that. INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of conservative pundit Sean Hannity who was found dead in a Fox News bathroom Wednesday evening. Coworkers reportedly found Hannity’s naked body “mummified” with Fentanyl,a
GIORGIO TSOUKALOS DEAD AT AGE 34 Tsoukalos was pronounced dead at 2:42 a.m. GST. Cause of death was listed as “Multiple grievous wounds,” He was 34. No foul play was suspected in his death. Tsoukalos is survived by seven ex-wives and twelve children. Because no will was entered into the public record, Tsoukalos’ charity for the development of a space elevator willdissolve.
DANCING OUTLAW JESCO WHITE DEAD AT 59 Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59. Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday. Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters AARON SWARTZ WAS MURDERED Aaron Swartz was Murdered. Murderers of Aaron Swartz tried to disguise his death as a suicide. NEW YORK — After reports of Aaron Swartz’s apparent suicide circulated around the Internet this weekend, investigators found evidence of foul play. A former architect of Reddit, the online forum scandalized earlier this year by childpornography
AREA FATHER FORCED TO TAKE HIS BELT OFF Richmond, Va. – Area father Mark Bialek, 44, removed his belt Tuesday after asking Tyler, his rambunctious five year old boy, not to touch that candy on the impulse rack of a local Kroger supermarket. Ignoring his father’s demands, the child grabbed a fistful of animal crackers and ran full speed into a glass door, went into shock and SNOWDEN UNCOVERS SHOCKING TRUTH BEHIND CHEMTRAILS The shocking truth, as he says, is that chemtrails are part of a benevolent program aimed at countering global warming. By cooperating in secret with jet fuel manufacturers, government agents have carefully kept the massive chemtrail efforts completely under wraps. Snowden added, “I am only revealing this program because there is nooversight
COURTNEY LOVE CONFESSES TO THE MURDER OF ROCK LEGEND KURT Courtney Love confesses to the murder of rock legend Kurt Cobain. Grunge rock inventor, Kurt Cobain, shortly before he was murdered by his wife. At 8:51 pm PST, Courtney Love walked into a Los Angeles police station, distraught and intoxicated. As she spoke to deputy Stephen Pollan, she began to talk about Kurt Cobain, and eventuallyadmitted
NEWS – THE INTERNET CHRONICLE INTERNET — Fans and investors mourn the loss of Elon Musk, found dead in his Austin home following a massive crypto crash Sunday morning. Musk, the CEO and founder of SpaceX and Tesla made headlines earlier this year after investing billions of dollars into bitcoin. Musk is survived by his wife Grimes and his son X Æ A-12. SNOWDEN UNVEILS MARTIN LUTHER KING ASSASSINATED BY CIA Snowden told reporters he had proof Martin Luther King was assassinated in a secret CIA plot. MOSCOW — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker, shared secret CIA documents with Internet Chronicle reporters which incontrovertibly prove that Martin Luther King was murdered because, as the internal memo says, “Initial analysis showed blacks just wanted to use public restrooms and participate in MIKE AND FRANK OF AMERICAN PICKERS CELEBRATE LEGAL GAY Mike and Frank firmly grip female busts “picked” from a “honey hole” INTERNET — Mike and Frank of American Pickers, the world’s most popular on-screen gay couple since Laurel and Hardy, have been granted a legal marriage and plan to artificially inseminate Danielle,who will
DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters AARON SWARTZ WAS MURDERED Aaron Swartz was Murdered. Murderers of Aaron Swartz tried to disguise his death as a suicide. NEW YORK — After reports of Aaron Swartz’s apparent suicide circulated around the Internet this weekend, investigators found evidence of foul play. A former architect of Reddit, the online forum scandalized earlier this year by childpornography
MEET SHOPDOGSAM, THE INTERNET’S BEST PERSON Meet Shopdogsam, the Internet’s Best Person. INTERNET — For people who like antiques, Pawn Stars and American Pickers are the hottest television shows out there. Items roll by faster than Antiques Roadshow while middle-aged men flirt with each other. Most of the meaning of each item is also reduced to cash value, and once perepisode an
DANCING OUTLAW JESCO WHITE DEAD AT 59 Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59. Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday. Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his WDBJ7 ATTACKS LOCAL EMT TRACY ROLAN The kind of sick sexist parody at Chronicle.SU finally hits local mainstream media. Roanoke County leaders in collusion with executives at WDBJ7 have seemingly manufactured a smear campaign against EMT volunteer Tracy Rolan. This depraved lapse in Journalistic ethics has created a “legitimate” reason to remove Rolan from the rescuesquad.
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GUY FIERI DEAD AT 47 Dear Susanna. Church is like family: it is a place where you should feel safe, supported and loved unconditionally. It has been 2 weeks since we last saw you at services and I worry that you are somehow feeling an absence of the safety, support and love that we strive to create in our community. “YOUTUBE HOMESTEADER” JESSE STAFFORD DEAD AFTER Jesse of Pure Living for Life died Friday in a tragic home building lifestyle decision gone wrong. INTERNET — Jesse Stafford of Pure Living For Life passed following a tragic construction accident, Friday evening after trying to repair his new home’s leaking roof. Pure Living For Life recently drew controversy from the YouTubeHomesteader
QANON ANNOUNCES #GESARA #NESARA, FISA COURTS APPROVE INTERNET — In a startling turnaround, QAnon announced in a ‘breadcrumb’ that the liberty agenda of GESARA NESARA will soon come to replace the corrupt zionist financial cabal and destroy the Deep State in climactic and total “reset” of the economy, providing each and every citizen with monthly $5,000 payments and massive expansions of Social Security payments to the elderly. SEAN HANNITY DEAD AT 55 Sean Hannity Dead at 55. Sean Hannity was once found dead, his body covered in Fentanyl patches. Lebal Drocer changed all that. INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of conservative pundit Sean Hannity who was found dead in a Fox News bathroom Wednesday evening. Coworkers reportedly found Hannity’s naked body “mummified” with Fentanyl,a
GIORGIO TSOUKALOS DEAD AT AGE 34 Tsoukalos was pronounced dead at 2:42 a.m. GST. Cause of death was listed as “Multiple grievous wounds,” He was 34. No foul play was suspected in his death. Tsoukalos is survived by seven ex-wives and twelve children. Because no will was entered into the public record, Tsoukalos’ charity for the development of a space elevator willdissolve.
DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters DANCING OUTLAW JESCO WHITE DEAD AT 59 Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59. Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday. Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his “YOUTUBE HOMESTEADER” JESSE STAFFORD DEAD AFTER Jesse of Pure Living for Life died Friday in a tragic home building lifestyle decision gone wrong. INTERNET — Jesse Stafford of Pure Living For Life passed following a tragic construction accident, Friday evening after trying to repair his new home’s leaking roof. Pure Living For Life recently drew controversy from the YouTubeHomesteader
QANON ANNOUNCES #GESARA #NESARA, FISA COURTS APPROVE INTERNET — In a startling turnaround, QAnon announced in a ‘breadcrumb’ that the liberty agenda of GESARA NESARA will soon come to replace the corrupt zionist financial cabal and destroy the Deep State in climactic and total “reset” of the economy, providing each and every citizen with monthly $5,000 payments and massive expansions of Social Security payments to the elderly. SEAN HANNITY DEAD AT 55 Sean Hannity Dead at 55. Sean Hannity was once found dead, his body covered in Fentanyl patches. Lebal Drocer changed all that. INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of conservative pundit Sean Hannity who was found dead in a Fox News bathroom Wednesday evening. Coworkers reportedly found Hannity’s naked body “mummified” with Fentanyl,a
GIORGIO TSOUKALOS DEAD AT AGE 34 Tsoukalos was pronounced dead at 2:42 a.m. GST. Cause of death was listed as “Multiple grievous wounds,” He was 34. No foul play was suspected in his death. Tsoukalos is survived by seven ex-wives and twelve children. Because no will was entered into the public record, Tsoukalos’ charity for the development of a space elevator willdissolve.
DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters DANCING OUTLAW JESCO WHITE DEAD AT 59 Dancing Outlaw Jesco White Dead at 59. Bandytown, W.Va — Fans mourn iconic West Virginia wild-man Jesco White, who died at his Boone County home after inhaling twin doses of lighter fluid and gas fumes Saturday. Fans received a rude awakening who believed White finally got clean following the successes of Jescofest, a festival held in his NEWS – THE INTERNET CHRONICLE INTERNET — Fans and investors mourn the loss of Elon Musk, found dead in his Austin home following a massive crypto crash Sunday morning. Musk, the CEO and founder of SpaceX and Tesla made headlines earlier this year after investing billions of dollars into bitcoin. Musk is survived by his wife Grimes and his son X Æ A-12. SNOWDEN UNVEILS MARTIN LUTHER KING ASSASSINATED BY CIA Snowden told reporters he had proof Martin Luther King was assassinated in a secret CIA plot. MOSCOW — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker, shared secret CIA documents with Internet Chronicle reporters which incontrovertibly prove that Martin Luther King was murdered because, as the internal memo says, “Initial analysis showed blacks just wanted to use public restrooms and participate in MIKE AND FRANK OF AMERICAN PICKERS CELEBRATE LEGAL GAY Mike and Frank firmly grip female busts “picked” from a “honey hole” INTERNET — Mike and Frank of American Pickers, the world’s most popular on-screen gay couple since Laurel and Hardy, have been granted a legal marriage and plan to artificially inseminate Danielle,who will
DONALD TRUMP’S EX-WIVES SPEAK OUT ON “FORCED ABORTIONS Donald Trump’s ex-wives speak of monstrous forced abortions. INTERNET — Saturday, Donald Trump’s ex-wives came forward with shocking stories of the bombastic Republican presidential candidate’s multiple abortions, alleging he coerced them into aborting when they wanted to keep their babies. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, told reporters AARON SWARTZ WAS MURDERED Aaron Swartz was Murdered. Murderers of Aaron Swartz tried to disguise his death as a suicide. NEW YORK — After reports of Aaron Swartz’s apparent suicide circulated around the Internet this weekend, investigators found evidence of foul play. A former architect of Reddit, the online forum scandalized earlier this year by childpornography
MEET SHOPDOGSAM, THE INTERNET’S BEST PERSON Meet Shopdogsam, the Internet’s Best Person. INTERNET — For people who like antiques, Pawn Stars and American Pickers are the hottest television shows out there. Items roll by faster than Antiques Roadshow while middle-aged men flirt with each other. Most of the meaning of each item is also reduced to cash value, and once perepisode an
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AMERICAN PICKERS STARS “COME OUT OF THE CLOSET” American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”. HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of thecloset
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PENTAGON DECLASSIFIES FOOTAGE OF UFOS GETTING THE HELL AWAY FROM EARTH WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Pentagon has declassified breathtaking video footage that clearly shows UFOs getting the absolute fuck away from the Earth as fast as scientifically possible. In this previously leaked footage, Navy Cmdr. David Fravor and his massive unit were sent to check out strange, unidentified objects descending from 80,000 to 20,000 feet, and then disappearing. After several failures, the crew excitedly gets a lock on one of the targets, a rotating “tic tac” shaped UFO, allowing the camera to follow the otherworldly visitor until it left the Earth in its dust,man.
Fravor said he had not seen a vessel moving away from an object at that speed since Prince Andrew’s final departure from the BuckinghamPalace.
The Duke, seen here leaving Buckingham Palace, makes the ‘now everyone knows I rape kids’ face. “I can tell you, I think it was not from this world,” Fravor told _Internet Chronicle_. “I’m not crazy, haven’t been drinking. After 18 years of flying, I’ve seen pretty much about everything that I can see in that realm, and this was nothing close. Not to mention, they did not seem at all impressed with Earth, and left in the fastest hurry I have ever seen.” Video footage shows UFOs getting the hell out of Dodge. WHAT WERE THEY RUNNING AWAY FROM? For some reason the aliens want nothing to do with us, Dr. Angstrom Troubadour mansplained from the Lebal Drocer Planetarium in TourD’ivoire.
Maybe they find our alien atmosphere unsuitable, Troubadour hypothesized. Maybe we are just too far from the nearest neighboringstar.
Maybe they hate our freedom, and couldn’t hack it here. We have no idea what it could possibly be. > “Whatever. They’ll be back.”>
> — Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour, Lebal Drocer Posted byhatesec May 7, 2020May7, 2020
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7 Comments on Pentagon declassifies footage of UFOs getting the hell away from EarthKIM JONG UN DOWNED
PYONGYANG — Kim Jong Un was “downed” Saturday, with medics from China rushing to get him back up. _Internet Chronicle_ reporters gained exclusive access to Kim’s private quarters, where he lay in a state of uncertainty. “He’s somewhere in between alive and dead,” Dr. Troubador, our in-house medical doctor said. “He could pop right back into action at any time, just like Terry Schiavo. With China coming in, I wouldn’t write that possibility off just yet.” Kim currently looks like this, only on his back now, with eyesclosed.
“He might just be doing this whole ‘I’m dead’ thing for the attention,” said one Anonymous Juche party insider, who asked not to be named due to great personal risk to himself, his entire extended family, and their pets. “He’s been hate watching the daily Trump briefings and nearly blew his lid with the comment about sunlight in the body, injecting disinfectant. Kim demanded we shoot him full of ‘Rona that minute.” Number Stations which were previously dormant for decades are now alive with cryptic messages, often delivered in an original, alert, and hasty fashion not seen since Kim Jong Il died of a heart attackalmost 9 years ago.
A team of ten thousand American intelligence agents are intensely monitoring these energetic and upbeat “number stations” embedded in Kim’s palace, including “steamy” emissions from a smart TV and Alexa device “air-gapped” by the Space Force. > According to a Pentagon official close to the Chronicle: “They did > it, they pumped the Corona into his blood. It seems like they hit a > vein heading for his head, causing what many doctors in North Korea > believe might be brain death, and the first known case to medical > science of a COVID-19 infection starting in the brain.” COVID-19, named after the year of its discovery, 2019, is a comparatively ancient disease to inflict on a modern, forward-thinking Supreme Leader like Kim Jong Un, Troubadour noted. “It’s so ironic, when you think about it.” WILL NORTH KOREA LET KIM RULE HIS COUNTRY FROM A PERMANENT VEGETATIVE STATE, OR IS IT TIME TO PULL THE PLUG? It could be the case that Kim can still hear the outpouring of praise and thanks from Juche Party officials around his bedside, according toAnonymous.
During our man-on-the-street interviews in Cuthbert, Ga. a young Korean boy named Min-Jun approached one of our reporters with his hands where we could see them. “How heartbreaking would it be if it was you in that bed, listening to your sister making plans to test nukes and neutralize “threats” — but they were your old drinking buddies?” asked the boy with an unusually mature perspective. “You probably wouldn’t get it.” Gerard Boucher of Georgia – where coronavirus does not affect us – told the Chronicle, “It is too soon to tell. I don’t think you oughta pull the plug if there’s a chance Kim’s alive in there. He’s good friends with the president, you know. Great friends.Sad!”
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SCIENTISTS CREATE MUTANT ENZYME THAT RECYCLES NEWS HEADLINES “INHOURS”
INTERNET — If it sounds too good to be true, that’s because it came from Lebal Drocer Laboratories. A mutant amoebic enzyme that breaks down news content for recycling has been created by scientists working tirelessly at Lebal Drocer Laboratories in Van Nuys. The enzyme, originally discovered in the garbage outside the home of deceased FOX News anchor Sean Hannity, reduced news headlines, such as those found on standard broadsheet, to clips and phrases that were then reconstituted into brand new meanings. Existing technologies usually require a blogger between the keyboard and chair. The megacorporation behind the breakthrough, Lebal Drocer, Inc., said it was aiming for industrial-scale news regurgitation within 2 years. It has partnered with major companies including TerrorMax, Pfizer and Apple, where they say the technology can also be used to break down pill bottles and obsolete computers. Independent experts call the new enzyme everything from alarming to concerning, and very exciting!Sean Hannity was
once found dead, his body covered in Fentanyl patches. Lebal Drocerchanged all that.
Trillions of paragraphs of journalistic waste have polluted the news environment, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, and pose a significant risk to public well-being. Critics have called for revitalized public education as a countermeasure to toxic news reporting and propaganda, but Lebal Drocer threatens to reuse every news headline that hits their Artificial Intelligence learning machines by the Fall of 2022, promising to permanently transform human perception of reality forever. Yeah, we knew you’d like that. The new enzyme was revealed in research published on Saturday night in the Sakers Weekend Journal of Biomedical Nightmares. The work began with the intake of “thousands” of issues of old spunked-filled New York Posts found outside Hannity’s home nearly four years ago. Hannity was recently named by Media Watchdog as the world’s leading source of coronavirus misinformation. CEO and Lebal Drocer Newstrition Committee Chairman Raleigh T. Sakersannounced in 2017
that he was planning to kill himself spectacularly in front of friends, family and the media. Now, with this new enzyme, science predicts narrative timelines that flourish and emerge naturally “from the ether” can rewrite this data to misrepresent the event, rewrite history, or even generate entirely new reports ready for publication at the legendary, and infallible, _Internet Chronicle_. Stay tuned for breaking news updates — from an _amoebic reaction_! THE INTERNET CHRONICLE _YOUR STUPID BODY DOESN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!_ Raleigh T. Sakers, Lebal Drocer, Inc. Posted byhatesec April 13, 2020April13, 2020
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