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CHAPTERS – BROODHOLLOW Chapters. Book 1: Curious Little Thing . When penniless encyclopedia salesman Wadsworth Zane receives a letter about a mysterious inheritance in the quaint little town of Broodhollow, he thinks his luck might finally be turning around. But what seems like a series of terrifying supernatural encounters could just be a figment of Zane’s CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It! CAST – BROODHOLLOW A local gang of sorts. Maris, Maurice and Morris. Loggers at Bottlefly Sawmill. RUTHERFORD PLANCHETT. Blowhard businessman and small-town mogul. Owns the building Zane’s antiques shop was operated from. Believes Wadsworth is a con man. Thinks he should get the rights to the contents of the antiques shop. MAYOR OGDEN “OGGY” OSGOOD.THE PATTERN
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DREAM DIARY
I split the difference on today’s dream, gang. I had a really unsettling one that I decided would throw this Dream Diary feature all out of whack if I shared it this early, and I also have one from when I was about eight years old that’s only a little weird and spooky. REGIONCON! SEPTEMBER 11-13 AT THE HOFF CONVENTION CENTER Hello RegionConners! Just a quick rumor-quash at the end of your workweek — our forums were recently buzzing like crazy about this, and both posts referenced a story about how Old Man Hoff was found hanged in the second floor Convention Center utility closet, which is why the carpet is stained in front of the door.SECRET ADMIRER
The repelling presence of evil claiming what I thought was my territory as its own. That's how you know it's not authentic Mexican food: the real thing leaves a bathroom hygienically repulsive but spiritually clean. this conversation just made my day. From now on, I will open doors from the hinge-side. NOISEMAKER – BROODHOLLOW Spoiler: It's Casper • 8 years ago. Iris continues to beat Harker with a frying pan. "Iriiiiis, your feeeaar, it makes you stroooonger. Joooin meeee." "I'll never join you," she cries, "You killed my father!" "Noooo, Iriiiis. I aaaaam your faaather." A black shrouded figure emerges from the darkness. CREATIVITY IS A FUNNY THING creativity is a funny thing. as a creative person who thinks creatively all the time, i get it. i place a reassuring, firm hand on your shoulder. isn’t creation a funny, crazy act that most people don’t get? sometimes you just become so creative that you spend a whole year writing and directing a short film that you liftedwholesale from
CHAPTERS – BROODHOLLOW Chapters. Book 1: Curious Little Thing . When penniless encyclopedia salesman Wadsworth Zane receives a letter about a mysterious inheritance in the quaint little town of Broodhollow, he thinks his luck might finally be turning around. But what seems like a series of terrifying supernatural encounters could just be a figment of Zane’s CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It! CAST – BROODHOLLOW A local gang of sorts. Maris, Maurice and Morris. Loggers at Bottlefly Sawmill. RUTHERFORD PLANCHETT. Blowhard businessman and small-town mogul. Owns the building Zane’s antiques shop was operated from. Believes Wadsworth is a con man. Thinks he should get the rights to the contents of the antiques shop. MAYOR OGDEN “OGGY” OSGOOD.THE PATTERN
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DREAM DIARY
I split the difference on today’s dream, gang. I had a really unsettling one that I decided would throw this Dream Diary feature all out of whack if I shared it this early, and I also have one from when I was about eight years old that’s only a little weird and spooky. REGIONCON! SEPTEMBER 11-13 AT THE HOFF CONVENTION CENTER Hello RegionConners! Just a quick rumor-quash at the end of your workweek — our forums were recently buzzing like crazy about this, and both posts referenced a story about how Old Man Hoff was found hanged in the second floor Convention Center utility closet, which is why the carpet is stained in front of the door.SECRET ADMIRER
The repelling presence of evil claiming what I thought was my territory as its own. That's how you know it's not authentic Mexican food: the real thing leaves a bathroom hygienically repulsive but spiritually clean. this conversation just made my day. From now on, I will open doors from the hinge-side. NOISEMAKER – BROODHOLLOW Spoiler: It's Casper • 8 years ago. Iris continues to beat Harker with a frying pan. "Iriiiiis, your feeeaar, it makes you stroooonger. Joooin meeee." "I'll never join you," she cries, "You killed my father!" "Noooo, Iriiiis. I aaaaam your faaather." A black shrouded figure emerges from the darkness.SAW IT FOR YOU
Ghostbusters 3 (2014) Tagline: “Bustin’ Makes Me Even More Feel Good!”, “Bustin’ Makes THREE Feel Good!”, “A Third Ghostbuster Movie” Production Technique: A Columbia Pictures lawyer discovered that the studio’s rights to Bill Murray’s existing likeness extended to new movies.↓ Read the rest of this entry SAW IT FOR YOU: PROMETHEUS 2 Prometheus 2 (2015) Synopsis. After escaping the deadly planet LV-223, Dr. Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and android David (Michael Fassbender) crashland on LV-223-2, where they find another Weyland research vessel — the Sisyphus — preparing to research more alien CREATIVITY IS A FUNNY THING creativity is a funny thing. as a creative person who thinks creatively all the time, i get it. i place a reassuring, firm hand on your shoulder. isn’t creation a funny, crazy act that most people don’t get? sometimes you just become so creative that you spend a whole year writing and directing a short film that you liftedwholesale from
ROSETTA AND PHILAE
Kris, you used capital letters in the blog post of chainsawsuit. FOR SHAME. The heads of the committee were against the idea of draining Philae's battery for the sole sake of that heartfelt dying line, with some whining about "why did we even spend ten years getting that lump of metal out there if you were just gonna do this" and "you're all CAST – BROODHOLLOW A local gang of sorts. Maris, Maurice and Morris. Loggers at Bottlefly Sawmill. RUTHERFORD PLANCHETT. Blowhard businessman and small-town mogul. Owns the building Zane’s antiques shop was operated from. Believes Wadsworth is a con man. Thinks he should get the rights to the contents of the antiques shop. MAYOR OGDEN “OGGY” OSGOOD.ABOUT THE AUTHOR
About the Author. Creator of the gag-a-day Chainsawsuit and sci-fi saga Starslip, Kris has been an online cartoonist for over twelve years. He also has appeared regularly in Penny Arcade’s Blamimation animated series and the live-action Kris and Scott’s Scott and Kris Show. Kris is also very interested in horror, especially in aSECRET ADMIRER
The repelling presence of evil claiming what I thought was my territory as its own. That's how you know it's not authentic Mexican food: the real thing leaves a bathroom hygienically repulsive but spiritually clean. this conversation just made my day. From now on, I will open doors from the hinge-side.CONDITIONING
Jim • 8 years ago. I do have to wonder how much Broodhollow needs someone like Zane, with his belief of the Pattern, in order to sustain and nourish it -- and how much Angstrom's role plays in keeping Zane here. I'm also curious how much of Zane's particular neuroses may be hereditary. see more.WHAT KIND OF PERSON
What Kind Of Person. on March 4, 2013. Chapter: Book 1: Curious Little Thing. Disqus Recommendations. We were unable to load Disqus Recommendations. If you are a moderator please see our troubleshooting guide. Disqus Comments. We were unable to load Disqus. If you are a moderator please see our troubleshooting guide. CADAVRE: TRUE AND FALSE The objects of earth and heaven seem to combine into a nursery tale, and our relation to things seems for a moment so simple that a dancing lunatic would be needed to do justice to its lucidity and levity. The tree above my head is flapping like some gigantic bird standing on one leg; the moon is like the eye of a Cyclops. F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It! CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
CHAPTERS – BROODHOLLOW Chapters. Book 1: Curious Little Thing . When penniless encyclopedia salesman Wadsworth Zane receives a letter about a mysterious inheritance in the quaint little town of Broodhollow, he thinks his luck might finally be turning around. But what seems like a series of terrifying supernatural encounters could just be a figment of Zane’s BOOK 3 – 014 – BROODHOLLOW Broodhollow, Broodhollow. Leapin' and hoppin' on a Broodhollow. Broodhollow, Broodhollow. and if i ever lose my mind, peeled right off, an orange rind, and if i ever lose my mind, awa-a-ay, oh i won't have to think no more " --. in the style of Cat Stevens, "Moonshadow".see more.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
About the Author. Creator of the gag-a-day Chainsawsuit and sci-fi saga Starslip, Kris has been an online cartoonist for over twelve years. He also has appeared regularly in Penny Arcade’s Blamimation animated series and the live-action Kris and Scott’s Scott and Kris Show. Kris is also very interested in horror, especially in aDREAM DIARY
I split the difference on today’s dream, gang. I had a really unsettling one that I decided would throw this Dream Diary feature all out of whack if I shared it this early, and I also have one from when I was about eight years old that’s only a little weird and spooky. COMICS – PAGE 23 – BROODHOLLOW A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. Privacy policy.Archive for comic
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Broodhollow. A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. ‹‹First.
NOISEMAKER – BROODHOLLOW Spoiler: It's Casper • 8 years ago. Iris continues to beat Harker with a frying pan. "Iriiiiis, your feeeaar, it makes you stroooonger. Joooin meeee." "I'll never join you," she cries, "You killed my father!" "Noooo, Iriiiis. I aaaaam your faaather." A black shrouded figure emerges from the darkness.DOOR TO DOOR
But selling something as expensive as an encyclopedia set in the Depression of the 1930's is a terrible job. (The Great Depression lasted from 1929-1941) Howard Phillips Lovecraft lived from 1890-1934. Sadly we lost him partly because of our lousy health care and the fact he was poor. Not dirt poor but close to it. F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It! CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
CHAPTERS – BROODHOLLOW Chapters. Book 1: Curious Little Thing . When penniless encyclopedia salesman Wadsworth Zane receives a letter about a mysterious inheritance in the quaint little town of Broodhollow, he thinks his luck might finally be turning around. But what seems like a series of terrifying supernatural encounters could just be a figment of Zane’s BOOK 3 – 014 – BROODHOLLOW Broodhollow, Broodhollow. Leapin' and hoppin' on a Broodhollow. Broodhollow, Broodhollow. and if i ever lose my mind, peeled right off, an orange rind, and if i ever lose my mind, awa-a-ay, oh i won't have to think no more " --. in the style of Cat Stevens, "Moonshadow".see more.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
About the Author. Creator of the gag-a-day Chainsawsuit and sci-fi saga Starslip, Kris has been an online cartoonist for over twelve years. He also has appeared regularly in Penny Arcade’s Blamimation animated series and the live-action Kris and Scott’s Scott and Kris Show. Kris is also very interested in horror, especially in aDREAM DIARY
I split the difference on today’s dream, gang. I had a really unsettling one that I decided would throw this Dream Diary feature all out of whack if I shared it this early, and I also have one from when I was about eight years old that’s only a little weird and spooky. COMICS – PAGE 23 – BROODHOLLOW A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. Privacy policy.Archive for comic
WELCOME BACK
Broodhollow. A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. ‹‹First.
NOISEMAKER – BROODHOLLOW Spoiler: It's Casper • 8 years ago. Iris continues to beat Harker with a frying pan. "Iriiiiis, your feeeaar, it makes you stroooonger. Joooin meeee." "I'll never join you," she cries, "You killed my father!" "Noooo, Iriiiis. I aaaaam your faaather." A black shrouded figure emerges from the darkness.DOOR TO DOOR
But selling something as expensive as an encyclopedia set in the Depression of the 1930's is a terrible job. (The Great Depression lasted from 1929-1941) Howard Phillips Lovecraft lived from 1890-1934. Sadly we lost him partly because of our lousy health care and the fact he was poor. Not dirt poor but close to it.WELCOME, WELCOME
Try saying "quick" or "quiet". It's possible people have gotten confused in the Broodhollow universe when saying her name. That is such a clever way to let the reader know how the name is pronounced. I initially read it with the qu as in quiet, but now I will have your intended pronunciation in my head going forward. BOOK 3 – 014 – BROODHOLLOW Broodhollow, Broodhollow. Leapin' and hoppin' on a Broodhollow. Broodhollow, Broodhollow. and if i ever lose my mind, peeled right off, an orange rind, and if i ever lose my mind, awa-a-ay, oh i won't have to think no more " --. in the style of Cat Stevens, "Moonshadow".see more.
WELCOME BACK
Broodhollow. A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. ‹‹First.
DOOR TO DOOR
But selling something as expensive as an encyclopedia set in the Depression of the 1930's is a terrible job. (The Great Depression lasted from 1929-1941) Howard Phillips Lovecraft lived from 1890-1934. Sadly we lost him partly because of our lousy health care and the fact he was poor. Not dirt poor but close to it.FOOT TRAFFIC
The only conclusion I can draw is that Zane's Antiquities is cozily nestled atop the Broodhollow Hellmouth. I'm sure no bad can come of that. Laura • 7 years ago. Aw, dude, old timers were clever! They were using steam pipes under the floors in France in the 1700's! ON RAZORS – BROODHOLLOW 1. 'Mercy' style plush bat. 2. Coffee mug that releases skull-shaped steam. 2a. Coffee mug that releases 'Skull-the-troll' shaped steam. Cross-over gold! 3. "I didn't die in Broodhollow, and I advise you to do the same" bumper sticker.AN EMISSARY
It's like "Hey Wadsworth, hey you dropped this! Hey guys wait up!" This was a funny strip, but then I recalled an instance as a kid where I was half-asleep at night and had a hallucination where I saw seven lights pan across the window. Naturally I did a double take, it wasgone, and I
LATECOMERS – BROODHOLLOW Bottle Flies are also known as Blow Flies, and they are used in forensic examinations of dead bodies to determine how long a corpse has been dead by studying the maggots in the corpse. If those dudes finally open their eyes and they've got compound eyes I am going tolose my shit.
SETTLING WELL
Fun Fact: Benzedrine is a real drug, with similarities to Methamphetamine. It was used as an inhaler to widen bronchial and nasal passages, but was found to have a stimulant effect and became a recreational drug. It was later produced as a tablet - a treatment for narcolepsy, which is likely the use Angstrom has in mind.SOMETHING HORRIBLE
A cosmic horror adventure comic by Kris Straub. ‹‹ First ‹ Prev: Next › Last ›› Privacy policyFLAVOR FINDS A WAY
1) The dinos don't need to be alive to cook them more. 2) You can cook them over lava in a different area that's less dangerous. 3) He can only eat so much as that age, 1 or 2 dinos would probably be enough. see more. −. +. Mike Oon • 3 years ago. Except theEVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever.ROSETTA AND PHILAE
Kris, you used capital letters in the blog post of chainsawsuit. FOR SHAME. The heads of the committee were against the idea of draining Philae's battery for the sole sake of that heartfelt dying line, with some whining about "why did we even spend ten years getting that lump of metal out there if you were just gonna do this" and "you're all A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING a premiere class of advertising. many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing yourusers.
POPPIN CRYS (FLAVOR CRYSTALS THAT IS) poppin crys (flavor crystals that is) sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes”. imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch. We were unable to load Disqus. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it A SPECIAL STOCK MARKET REPORT Some Other Guy Kris Straub • 6 years ago. And today, the market crashed, with the Dow Jones dropping 97%. In response, the nation's rich are sporting a vertical chasm down the middle of their face, with half of their lips on their foreheads, the other half on their necks. Back to Korm with a weather report. see more. CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION DP_MYRDND is the hit new trance DJ! *blorp* *sliiiiide*. Ryan • 5 years ago. I resent the dichotomy this comic presents between boilsand goos.
CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It!FLAVOR FINDS A WAY
1) The dinos don't need to be alive to cook them more. 2) You can cook them over lava in a different area that's less dangerous. 3) He can only eat so much as that age, 1 or 2 dinos would probably be enough. see more. −. +. Mike Oon • 3 years ago. Except theEVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever.ROSETTA AND PHILAE
Kris, you used capital letters in the blog post of chainsawsuit. FOR SHAME. The heads of the committee were against the idea of draining Philae's battery for the sole sake of that heartfelt dying line, with some whining about "why did we even spend ten years getting that lump of metal out there if you were just gonna do this" and "you're all A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING a premiere class of advertising. many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing yourusers.
POPPIN CRYS (FLAVOR CRYSTALS THAT IS) poppin crys (flavor crystals that is) sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes”. imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch. We were unable to load Disqus. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it A SPECIAL STOCK MARKET REPORT Some Other Guy Kris Straub • 6 years ago. And today, the market crashed, with the Dow Jones dropping 97%. In response, the nation's rich are sporting a vertical chasm down the middle of their face, with half of their lips on their foreheads, the other half on their necks. Back to Korm with a weather report. see more. CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION DP_MYRDND is the hit new trance DJ! *blorp* *sliiiiide*. Ryan • 5 years ago. I resent the dichotomy this comic presents between boilsand goos.
CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Checkerboard Nightmare by Kris Straub - A Webcomics Institution. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Introducing Vaporware Let's Try a Gaming Format Meet Dot and Her Manager The First Infringement Lawsuit On the Crossover Bandwagon Army of Vaporwares Schrodinger the Quantum Cat Heathrow and Smacky Repairing the Fourth Wall Old Hundred Dot StealsChex's
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUB For reprint info contact Kris. F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next. Stumble It!FLAVOR FINDS A WAY
1) The dinos don't need to be alive to cook them more. 2) You can cook them over lava in a different area that's less dangerous. 3) He can only eat so much as that age, 1 or 2 dinos would probably be enough. see more. −. +. Mike Oon • 3 years ago. Except theA TIME TO HEAL
You are so woke. thanks! everything i do, i only do to make people think i'm smart. You know, all of these bigots need to be put in their own quarantine zone surrounded by a wall, and ruled over by a man who doesn't want to start any wars. That's beginning to sound like thebest solution.
EVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever. A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING a premiere class of advertising. many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing yourusers.
GALLOWS HUMOR SCALE
Damn, I was whistling past the gallows, I knew I'd screw this up, now I am buried in rope, please send help. see more. Show more replies. −. +. JMo3 • 3 years ago. 4. Demon spins a whistling man on a spit over a pit of flames. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it OH DREADED FRIENDSHIP if you are my friend, this is how i feel all the time. └ Tags: friends, friendship, garbage, keep in touch, remember, text, text message, texts, tweets, twitterFORK-TENDER VAPES
“it’s like thanksgiving in your alveoli” when you tuck into our chunky chicken e-chili ADVANCED COMPUTER PROBLEMS Now, I want you to go into the options cube and deselect the automatic age simulator. A lot of issues are caused by trace contaminants in the sample making the computer project genetic mutations. It can get ugly fast, so we're just going to manually punch in the chsnges we want to simulate on the suspect's picture. CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION DP_MYRDND is the hit new trance DJ! *blorp* *sliiiiide*. Ryan • 5 years ago. I resent the dichotomy this comic presents between boilsand goos.
DECORUM – CHAINSAWSUIT BY KRIS STRAUB – NOW THAT'S WHAT I Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub – now that's what i call content. on June 26, 2018. decorumIMPROVEMENTS
“we can’t wait for you to enjoy getting more when we give youless”
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUBCADAVRE KRIS STRAUBICHOR FALLS KRIS STRAUBKRIS STRAUB WIFEKRIS STRAUB WIKIPEDIAKRIS STRAUB CANDLECOVE
F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next.FLAVOR FINDS A WAY
“you gotta fly all these dinos back and let them get a good sear, another 5 minutes would do it”EVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever. A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing your users. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it YIFF CITY PSYCHIC P.I. how can you make it as a private eye in a man’s world, let alone a hermaphrodite horse wearing a diaper’s world whose number of limbs increase with level of sexual arousal POPPIN CRYS (FLAVOR CRYSTALS THAT IS) sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes” imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Tuesday, November 15, 2005 DECORUM – CHAINSAWSUIT BY KRIS STRAUB – NOW THAT'S WHAT I Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub – now that's what i call content. on June 26, 2018. decorumIMPROVEMENTS
“we can’t wait for you to enjoy getting more when we give youless”
F CHORDS - A WEBCOMIC BY KRIS STRAUBCADAVRE KRIS STRAUBICHOR FALLS KRIS STRAUBKRIS STRAUB WIFEKRIS STRAUB WIKIPEDIAKRIS STRAUB CANDLECOVE
F Chords originally ran in 2008, and briefly returned in 2011 when I was trying to settle on which project to make my next.FLAVOR FINDS A WAY
“you gotta fly all these dinos back and let them get a good sear, another 5 minutes would do it”EVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever. A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing your users. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it YIFF CITY PSYCHIC P.I. how can you make it as a private eye in a man’s world, let alone a hermaphrodite horse wearing a diaper’s world whose number of limbs increase with level of sexual arousal POPPIN CRYS (FLAVOR CRYSTALS THAT IS) sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes” imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE BY KRIS STRAUB Tuesday, November 15, 2005EVERYDAY MAGIC
it’s small but it made a little positive difference for a lot of people. thank you microsoft or whatever. OH DREADED FRIENDSHIP if you are my friend, this is how i feel all the time. └ Tags: friends, friendship, garbage, keep in touch, remember, text, text message, texts, tweets, twitterGALLOWS HUMOR SCALE
i guess the final actual stage is “successfully delivered funny lastwords”
A PREMIERE CLASS OF ADVERTISING many a moon ago, i switched from intensedebate (a comment management system) to disqus (a comment management system with more moderation tools). i paid nothing for either one. so i understand the need to revisit your business model and figure out how to make your free thing pay, without losing your users. BRING IN ANY RECEIPTS YOU GOT old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it YIFF CITY PSYCHIC P.I. how can you make it as a private eye in a man’s world, let alone a hermaphrodite horse wearing a diaper’s world whose number of limbs increase with level of sexual arousalFORK-TENDER VAPES
“it’s like thanksgiving in your alveoli” when you tuck into our chunky chicken e-chili A SPECIAL STOCK MARKET REPORT jim. what’s it like in the big computer library where you are, john? john. well i see a lot of men with frowns. they’re looking at the numbers come out and they just aren’t good numbers from the looks of it. also there are many old phones and some yelling. jim. thanks for that special report, john. i certainly don’t like to frown, and i hope the numbers can go better. you’re my best CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION get it? DISsatisfaction? like the city of dis? sixth circle of hell? whatever, it is scary ADVANCED COMPUTER PROBLEMS “if your keyboard starts smoking, you’re being hacked. what coloris the smoke?”
CHAINSAWSUIT BY KRIS STRAUB – NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENTon August 6, 2018
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SAW IT FOR YOU: READY PLAYER ONE (2018)on March 20, 2018
Posted In: Saw It For You AddThis Sharing Buttons Share to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to PrintPrintShare to EmailEmailShare to MoreAddThis288 Ready Player One (2018) SYNOPSIS. In the future, the creation of new pop culture has been outlawed. One man, Wade Wild Watts, must prove to a dystopian government that _all_ art is appropriated art. TAGLINE._ Ghostbusters._ DENNY’S TIE-IN MENU ITEM. The _Ready Player One_ Grand Slam®Grand Slam®, a Grand Slam that contains all other Denny’s menu items, including the Grand Slam®Grand Slam® itself, leading to a recursive stack overflow error in the Denny’s parser.PRODUCTION TRIVIA.
* Author Ernest Cline unsuccessfully sued director Steven Spielberg for intellectual property theft in 2016, as Spielberg never obtained permission to adapt Cline’s book. Said Spielberg, “Ernie’s story remixes beloved pop culture icons into an original work. Now I’m remixing that story with a movie, thus making this into an originalwork.”
* Due to irreconcilable copyright issues, all _Ready Player One _character_ _action figures are anthropomorphized versions of themovie’s logo.
* To prevent spoilers from leaking, Spielberg demanded a global injunction, halting the sale of all known toys, books, movies and songs until _Ready Player One_‘s opening weekend. * The hyperlinks that appear during theatrical screenings can beclicked.
* Production halted for a brutal 15 months, at a cost of $64 million, as likeness rights were negotiated with the ALF estate. * Will Smith passed on the role of Anorak, primarily because he wasnever offered it.
* An anagram of the title is “A Leery Dope Yarn.” This meets the criteria for trivia, but only barely. * The screenplay was written in MLA bibliography format.MISTAKES.
* In the movie’s title sequence, the egg in the “O” of the word “_One_” hatches to reveal Baby Sinclair from the sitcom _Dinosaurs_, who tells the audience to “enjoy the show.” He was supposed to say “Not the mama.” * In both the book and the movie, Wade Watts (Tye Sheridan) lives in an Optimus Prime head inside an EVA unit’s head inside a giant Neo head (Keanu Reeves). In the movie, Watts calls this his “apartment,” while in the book he is infuriated by that term and exclusively refers to it as his “popculturducken.” * DIRECTOR’S TRADEMARK. Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) wordlessly removing her glasses, jaw slack with awe, as she rises from seated to standing up in a Jeep, transfixed by the silent majesty of a toweringbrachiosaur.
* CONTINUITY MIXUP. After the Iron Giant shoots the gun out of Batman’s hand, the angle changes to show Smurfette’s reaction. However, when we see Batman again, he is still holding Megatron. * At one point, Art3mis (Olivia Cooke) mentions a 2016 _Ghostbusters_ with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, but this movie does not exist. * DIRECTOR’S TRADEMARK. The term “goonies,” especially when referring to _The Goonies _(1985). * Lara Croft’s boobs are big, but not big enough. * In the scene where Parzival holds the Mirror of Erised up to deflect the eye beams of a zombie Cyclops, in the reflection we can clearly see the DeLorean that E.T. stole from Snidely Whiplash is the T-1000 Silverhawks Breakfast Club Endor Ark of the CovenantBeetlejuice
* INCORRECTLY REGARDED AS ERROR. When Nolan Sorrento (Ben Mendelsohn) speaks the phrase “Just like in _Doctor Who_,” he does not say the show’s name with the appropriate level of reverence. However, Sorrento is the villain, and audiences were meant to be enraged at his disrespect. * DIRECTOR’S TRADEMARK. Actors speaking lines that they memorized from a script, in order to be believable as the movie’s characters. * If Watts using his feet to roll a pebble to Art3mis as a sign of romantic intent was a reference to the 1995 animated feature _The Pebble and the Penguin _starring Martin Short and Jim Belushi, the pebble was the wrong color. * CREDITS KERFUFFLE. The presence of credits rolling implies that the events that took place are fictional, but they’re not. They justcan’t be.
* The ASPCA notice “No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture” should read “A statistically insignificant number of animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture, and evenfewer died.”
* The “The” in “The End” is in scare quotes.MEMORABLE QUOTES
WADE WATTS. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready_Player_One_(film) Read more _Saw It ForYou _ entries
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SAW IT FOR YOU: SUICIDE SQUAD (2016)on August 8, 2016
Posted In: Saw It For You AddThis Sharing Buttons Share to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to PrintPrintShare to EmailEmailShare to MoreAddThis452 SUICIDE SQUAD (2016) TAGLINE._ This time, “the joke’s” on everyone._ POSTER DESIGN. Planet Earth, being teabagged by what is assumed to be the Joker’s pale genitalia, with a smile drawn onto it, emerging from a pair of purple leather trousers. Tattooed on the side of the penis are the words “THE JOKE.” There is also an arrow, bearing the legend “This is you,” pointing at the Earth.TRIVIA
* Will Smith agreed to star in _Suicide Squad_ as long as he remained “aggressively unaware” of the movie. He was paid $35 million for the use of his likeness as the full-CGI character “Deadshot.” A Will Smith impersonator provided the voice. * Although the Joker (Jared Leto) has only four lines of dialogue, he is on screen for the full duration of the movie thanks to a small graphic overlay where a news station logo might normally be. * _Suicide Squad_ is the first movie to give a clothing store (Hot Topic) a screenwriting credit. * There was talk of changing the Joker’s origin to show that he was an unwitting pawn of a hyper-intelligent anus which sang all of its dialogue operatically, but Jared Leto’s idea was shot down. * Cast and crew alike complained that they all had difficulty working with — even reading — the shooting script. The 230-page script was written in red thread on red leather jeans. It was worn by executive producer Zach Snyder. * Director David Ayer demanded that the 600-gallon tank in which the Enchantress (Cara Delevingne) drowns her victims to be filled with real blood. Negotiators were able to talk Ayer down to urine. * Following fan backlash, producers changed Margot Robbie’s character’s name back to “Harley Quinn.” The cast was called into post-production to dub over all instances of the name “DiscoTitties.”
* In response to _Ghostbusters_ (2016), DC’s early marketing sought to position _Suicide Squad_ as a feminist movie, putting special emphasis on scenes where female characters _chose_ to be murdered by the Joker. * To soften the tone of the film, “Killer Croc” was renamed “Alleged Killer Croc.” * Due to pressure on the MPAA, _Suicide Squad_ is the first G-rated film to portray a decapitation at the moment of orgasm.MISTAKES
* The United Nations Headquarters does not have an “emergencyroller coaster.”
* CONTINUITY. The Joker’s lower back tattoo occasionally reads “BIGEST FART” instead of “BIGGEST FART.” * Katana (Karen Fukuhara) wields a Scottish claymore for the entirety of _Suicide_ Squad, repeatedly claiming that it is an “authentic Japanese weapon_.”_ In the after-credits scene, as a nod to the audience, the claymore splits open to reveal it had always contained a katana. However, a Scottish claymore with a katana inside continues to not be an authentic Japanese weapon. * INCORRECTLY REGARDED AS MISTAKE. Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) only appears in crocodile monster form briefly in his first scene, right before a government agent shoots him with a “decrocodilizing ray.” While this seems like it could have been a cost-saving measure to avoid doing makeup for the character, the government agent does say “this decrocodilizing ray will let you blend in, Croc.” Killer Croc is then absent for the rest of themovie.
* EQUIPMENT ERROR. All characters load their firearms by pouring bullets into the muzzle. * An object with the word “boomerang” written on it will not then act like a boomerang. * A boomerang with the words “’s boomerang” written on it would not “return” to that character with lethalprecision.
* A boomerang would not be eligible for the Purple Heart, not even “the biggest one ever made.” * CREDIT CONFUSION. The climactic signature line the Joker delivers before assassinating the President — “The _Jo_ker’s _here_ to _see_ ya, I’ll _give_ ya _di_arr_he_a!” — was not ad-libbed, but in fact written by long-time Ayer collaborator Wesley Strick (_Cape Fear_). * Harley Quinn invites the Joker into her cell for sex despite it being impossible to be aroused by Jared Leto’s Joker. * It would take more bullets than were ever manufactured for Deadshot to “shoot the Earth back onto its axis.” * _Suicide Squad_ has no ending. The movie is still playing in the theater; audiences just all tend to leave around the same part.MEMORABLE QUOTES
AMANDA WALLER (Viola Davis). What we need is some kind of squad that answers to us, is completely expendable, and gives us fulldeniability.
RICK FLAG (Joel Kinnaman). A squad prepared to kill themselves… to complete the mission. AMANDA WALLER. Exactly. Exactly that, in a squad. RICK FLAG. Kill themselves… squad. We could call them the _Suic—_
MTV’S _ARE YOU THE ONE’S_ GIO IN AN UNCREDITED CAMEO. Hey, _are you the ones_ making all that noise? Keep it down! DEADSHOT. I made my daughter a promise. I promised never to commit suicide. If I join your squad, what does that say about me? HARLEY QUINN. It’s not literally about suicide. It’s just called that because of how dangerous it is. DEADSHOT. Whew, that makes me feel a lot better. THE JOKER. Let old Joker put a smile on that sad face! A smile… of blood! _(he holds up a dead raccoon with Christmas lights on it that spell the word “AIDS”) _Aw… did the bad man scare you? What if I… go pee-pee on the Bible! GOVERNMENT AGENT. You’ve gone too far, Joker! Stop! THE JOKER. Uh oh! This clown needs to wipe up this mess… and this should do nicely… _(he reaches for an American flag) _GOVERNMENT AGENT. I’m questioning everything! Read more _Saw It ForYou _ entries
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