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March 27, 2020

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March 27, 2020

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thank you

dane terry

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March 27, 2020

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> i love the quiet de-gendering of animal crossing. you can change > your gender at any time and it does pretty much nothing. it’s not > even called gender, it’s just called style. the villager dialogue > boxes arent color-coded blue and pink anymore. shopkeepers dont > comment if you buy the “wrong” gender of clothing like they did > before. your character’s pronouns are rarely used, maybe not used > at all? it’s great

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March 26, 2020

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so.

if i was a drinker, this would be the part of the day where i pour a tall fucking drink, bc a man in the parking lot followed me around and tried to expose himself while i was doing a bank run, and when i came back he was in the foyer of the store. … it’s been a day. a month ago, i genuinely liked my job a lot. loved my coworkers, cared about my manager. this covid shit is just running everything down.

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March 26, 2020

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rhythmic-idealist

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> politijohn

> :

>

>>  Holy shit, Bernie just popped off on the Senate floor

>

> Transcript: And now I find that some of my Republican colleagues are > very distressed. They’re very upset that somebody who is making > ten, twelve bucks an hour might end up with a paycheck—for four > months!—more than they received last week. Oh my G-d! The universe

> is collapsing.

>

> Imagine that. Somebody who’s making 12 bucks an hour, now like > the rest of us, faces an unprecedented economic crisis, with the 600 > bucks on top of their normal- their regular unemployment check- > might be making a few bucks more for four months. Oh my WORD! Will > the universe survive?

>

> How absurd and wrong is that? What kind of value system is that? > Meanwhile, these very same folks had no problem, a couple years ago, > voting for a trillion dollars in tax breaks for billionaires and > large profitable corporations! Not a problem!

>

> But when it comes to low-income workers in the midst of a terrible > crisis, maybe some of them earning or having more money than they > previously made-  oh my word we gotta strip that out. > Gotta- we gotta tell those poor people that no matter what-

>

> By the way when this bill, when the McConnell bill first came up, > unbelievably, and I know many Republicans objected to this, they > were saying that well we wanna give a, whatever it was, a thousand > or twelve hundred bucks, but poor people should get less.

>

> You see, because poor people are down here, they don’t deserve- > they don’t eat. They don’t pay rent. They don’t go to the > doctor; they’re somehow inferior, because they’re poor we’re > gonna give them less.

>

> Well that was addressed. Now everybody is gonna get the 1200 > dollars. But some of our Republican friends still have not given up > of the need to punish the poor and working people.

>

> You haven’t raised the minimum wage in ten years! Minimum wage > should be at least fifteen bucks an hour, you haven’t done that!

>

> You’ve cut program, after program, after program, and now horror > of horrors, for four months, workers might be earning a few bucks > more than they otherwise would. Well needless to say, this— (audio > cuts off as video ends). (Source: twitter.com

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honest to

fucking god how do oyu not vote for him

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March 26, 2020

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> flvffymomo

> :

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>>  the worst damage marvel movies did to entertainment is make it so >>  any dialog in anything ever has to be witty quips back and forth

>

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March 26, 2020

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for fucking real?

that’s a new one and extra gross and manipulative!!! neat and cool!

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March 25, 2020

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bunjywunjy

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> fleetwood-mac-andcheese

> :

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>>  bunjywunjy

>>  :

>>

>>>   re-pu-ta-tion

>>>   :

>>>

>>>>    zigster-ao3

>>>>    :

>>>>

>>>>>     did-you-kno

>>>>>     :

>>>>>

>>>>>>      Harvard has a pigment library that stores old pigment >>>>>>      sources, like the ground shells of now-extinct insects, >>>>>>      poisonous metals, and wrappings from Egyptian mummies, to >>>>>>      preserve the origins of the world’s rarest colors.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      A few centuries ago, finding a specific color might have >>>>>>      meant trekking across the globe to a mineral deposit in >>>>>>      the middle of Afghanistan. “Every pigment has its own >>>>>>      story,” Narayan Khandekar, the caretaker of the pigment >>>>>>      collection, told Fastcodesign

>>>>>>      .

>>>>>>      He also shared the stories of some of the most interesting >>>>>>      pigments in the collection.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>       Mummy Brown

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      “People would harvest mummies from Egypt and then >>>>>>      extract the brown resin material that was on the wrappings >>>>>>      around the bodies and turn that into a pigment. It’s a >>>>>>      very bizarre kind of pigment, I’ve got to say, but it >>>>>>      was very popular in the 18th and 19th centuries.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      CADMIUM YELLOW

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      “Cadmium yellow was introduced in the mid 19th century. >>>>>>      It’s a bright yellow that many impressionists used. >>>>>>      Cadmium is a heavy metal, very toxic. In the early 20th >>>>>>      century, cadmium red was introduced. You find these >>>>>>      pigments used in industrial processes. Up until the 1970s, >>>>>>      Lego bricks had cadmium pigment in them.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      ANNATTO >>>>>>      “The lipstick plant—a small tree, Bixa orellana, >>>>>>      native to Central and South America—produces annatto, a >>>>>>      natural orange dye. Seeds from the plant are contained in >>>>>>      a pod surrounded with a bright red pulp. Currently, >>>>>>      annatto is used to color butter, cheese, and cosmetics.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      LAPIS LAZULI >>>>>>      “People would mine it in Afghanistan, ship it across >>>>>>      Europe, and it was more expensive than gold so it would >>>>>>      have its own budget line on a commission.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      DRAGON’S BLOOD >>>>>>      “It has a great name, but it’s not from dragons.  is from the rattan palm.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      COCHINEAL >>>>>>      “This red dye comes from squashed beetles, and it’s >>>>>>      used in cosmetics and food.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      EMERALD GREEN >>>>>>      “This is made from copper acetoarsenite. We had a Van >>>>>>      Gogh with a bright green background that was identified as >>>>>>      emerald green. Pigments used for artists’ purposes can >>>>>>      find their way into use in other areas as well. Emerald >>>>>>      green was used as an insecticide, and you often see it on >>>>>>      older wood that would be put into the ground, like >>>>>>      railroad ties.”

>>>>>>

>>>>>>      Source

>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>     This is pure alchemy. I love it!

>>>>

>>>>    If you know how much I love colors you know how much I’m >>>>    freaking out right now. I WANT TO BE THERE

>>>

>>>   lol like half of these are insanely poisonous

>>

>>  @bunjywunjy  lol, you >>  think it’s only half

>

> sure, the other half are LUDICROUSLY poisonous

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March 25, 2020

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susiephone

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> FOOD DISCOURSE TIME……Y’ALL.

>

> put where you’re from, and your opinion on these foods in the

> tags.

>

>     * sweet iced tea >     * key lime pie >     * fried chicken >     * sweet potato casserole. bonus: with or without marshmallows? >     * peaches >     * collard greens >     * cornbread >     * biscuits and gravy >     * shrimp and grits >     * fried green tomatoes

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Tags: half florida half missouri sweet iced tea is great

key

lime pie is not lurid green don't eat that shit fried chicek is life

i make

good sp casserole yes to marshmallows

peaches are Fine

collards

tend to make me sick? idk why my body is weird

cornbeard is AWFUL

biscuits

and gravy are gross bc white gravy is gross never had shrimp n grits FUCK YES FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

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March 25, 2020

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soul-hammer

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> kaelio

> :

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>>  I assumed everyone knew this, but

>>

>>  candy desk

>>   .

>>  yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a >>  senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken >>  in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a >>  one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the >>  senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is >>  the real world and that’s just how it is

>>

>>  oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of >>  fucking course it was

>

> Politicians eating from a jelly bean trough and then getting sick > from it sounds like a dril tweet

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March 25, 2020

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> “Librarians are book landlords” is a take I never thought I’d

> hear

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March 24, 2020

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> Expanding on the “the tapes are a manifestation of Jon theory…

>

> TAPE RECORDER: *click*

>

> JON, TO THE RECORDER: What could you possibly still want to hear?

>

> MARTIN: Hi, I’m home!

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MY THEORY

IS RIGHT OKAY

I'M

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but yes lol tma

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March 24, 2020

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desperate times call for mum breaking out an electric shaver we bought months ago, slapping a #2 on it, and cutting my hair down again because all the salons are closed and i can’t STAND long hair. Tags: by 'long' i mean 'more than two inches'

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March 24, 2020

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martivist

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> well I sure am feeling an emotion or two.

>

> with the assumption that there is foreshadowing in this trailer, > because would we ever assume there’s not foreshadowing, I’m very > worried Martin is going to be Not!Them’d or similarly… _changed. > _replaced. in some way.

>

>>  M: Knock knock.

>>

>>  J: WHO’S THERE?

>>

>>  M: JUST ME.

>>

>>  J: JUST ME WHO.

>>

>>  M: What?

>>

>>  J: Never mind.

>>

>>  M: *stammers* Okay.

>

> cool cool cool coolcoolcoolcoolcool

>

>>  M: I brought you some tea.

>>

>>  J: No you didn’t.

>>

>>  M: I—what? Yes, I did.

>>

>>  J: We ran out of tea the day before the change, you said the >>  little shop in the village didn’t have any more. Ergo, THAT

>>  ISN’T TEA.

>>

>>  M: WHAT? NO, OF COURSE IT’S TEA—

>>

>>

>>

>>  M: *stammering* Ah! Ugh! Wh—what?! I made that! I thought you

>>  would—

>>

>>  J: I’m sorry, Martin. Things don’t work like that anymore.

>>

>>  M: Like _what?!_

>>

>>  J: Like normal. THIS IS NO LONGER A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN TRUST—

>>

>>  M: WH—_TEA?!_

>>

>>  J: COMFORT.

>

> coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool Martin = tea = comfort oh FUCK

>

> Martin’s character calling card has been tea for… possibly the > entire show? I’d have to go back through the transcripts and see > when the first time was that Martin was associated with tea, but > it’s certainly been _a while. _

>

> but apparently, you can’t trust tea. tea gets replaced by the > Corruption (which, incidentally, was the first Fear we know of that > marked Martin, assuming he didn’t come pre-marked for the Lonely). > tea wasn’t even really there when you made it, it was gone before > the world even ended.

>

> who’s there? Martin. but Martin who? (via acemartinblackwood

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hole in this but if he were a NotThem his VA would have changed

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March 24, 2020

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HEY WANT A FIC PREVIEW? > this is one scene from the upcoming chapter of _a steady hand, a

> delicate man

> ,_

> in which Jon and Martin finally get to use those body-safe paints > they bought, and Martin contends with having an artist’s keen

> attention.

>

> the fic overall is explicit, but scene is not. if I have done my > work right, this is high octane self indulgence. Martin took his and Jon’s coats to hang up while Jon slid into his slippers and shuffled into the kitchen. There was the audible hum as the electric kettle was put on, and Martin followed to observe. Jon took two mugs from the drying rack over his sink and sort of paused, staring at them with a slight frown. “Do you want me to do it,” Martin offered softly. Jon’s head tilted briefly. “No.” He set to setting up teabags and sugar to specification before he turned, tucking his hair behind his ear. “You’re right. I want to do this part. But no scene

tonight.”

“I’m fine with that,” Martin said agreeably. “Do you want me to find a movie or something?” Delicate fingers doled out sugar and tore open the sealed packets for tea. As he poured the water just under boiling into the cups, Jon said, “No. Actually, I wanted to try something. If you’re

willing.”

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