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HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
LONG DONG - BIT OF FUN Careful where you step. Poor Amick all the other tribal members of the Long Wong Dong tribe sent him away for having such a short dick and being an embarrassment to the tribe. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
LONG DONG - BIT OF FUN Careful where you step. Poor Amick all the other tribal members of the Long Wong Dong tribe sent him away for having such a short dick and being an embarrassment to the tribe. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY EDUCATION JOKES AND COLLEGE HUMOR Education Jokes, funny teacher reports, student pranks, and little Johnny jokes are found on this page. You can’t learn them a damn thing but you can laugh. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.STUPID LAWS
In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY ONE-LINERS AND HUMOROUS SAYINGS Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who sleep in COUNTRY BOY JOKES, AND REDNECK HUMOR 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, and ballgames. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. FUNNY MY JOB SUCKS TYPE ONE-LINERS Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free. If at first you don't succeed--try management. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away! Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
LONG DONG - BIT OF FUN Careful where you step. Poor Amick all the other tribal members of the Long Wong Dong tribe sent him away for having such a short dick and being an embarrassment to the tribe. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
LONG DONG - BIT OF FUN Careful where you step. Poor Amick all the other tribal members of the Long Wong Dong tribe sent him away for having such a short dick and being an embarrassment to the tribe. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY EDUCATION JOKES AND COLLEGE HUMOR Education Jokes, funny teacher reports, student pranks, and little Johnny jokes are found on this page. You can’t learn them a damn thing but you can laugh. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.STUPID LAWS
In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY ONE-LINERS AND HUMOROUS SAYINGS Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who sleep in COUNTRY BOY JOKES, AND REDNECK HUMOR 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, and ballgames. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. FUNNY MY JOB SUCKS TYPE ONE-LINERS Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free. If at first you don't succeed--try management. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away! Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES ABOUT KIDS AND TEENAGERS Arnold, age 10. "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." Wendy, age 8. "All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." Sherm, age 8. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
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In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
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In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY EDUCATION JOKES AND COLLEGE HUMOR Education Jokes, funny teacher reports, student pranks, and little Johnny jokes are found on this page. You can’t learn them a damn thing but you can laugh. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY ONE-LINERS AND HUMOROUS SAYINGS Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who sleep in WEIRD STUFF: PHOTOS OF STRANGE PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS Weird Stuff Collections. This is the section for photos and videos of people caught in strange situations. Sometimes the people involved just aren't thinking, other times they might be under the influence of something. Whatever the case, these photos are amusing but weird. This topic is weird animals doing weird stuff, which is not to be DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. JOKES ABOUT LOVE AND SEX Humor and sex, jokes about love, relationship funnies, and satirical men vs. women commentary can be found on this page. Some of these jokes may be rude, but they're funny. COUNTRY BOY JOKES, AND REDNECK HUMOR 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, and ballgames. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES ABOUT KIDS AND TEENAGERS Arnold, age 10. "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." Wendy, age 8. "All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." Sherm, age 8. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
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HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKES Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES ABOUT KIDS AND TEENAGERS Arnold, age 10. "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." Wendy, age 8. "All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." Sherm, age 8. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
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In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY RETIREE HUMOR AND AGING JOKES The old man and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old man first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says the old man, except one thing. When we have sex, the first time it is great. The second time I break out into a sweat,start
FUNNY EDUCATION JOKES AND COLLEGE HUMOR Education Jokes, funny teacher reports, student pranks, and little Johnny jokes are found on this page. You can’t learn them a damn thing but you can laugh. FUNNY ONE-LINERS AND HUMOROUS SAYINGS Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who sleep in JOKES ABOUT LOVE AND SEX Humor and sex, jokes about love, relationship funnies, and satirical men vs. women commentary can be found on this page. Some of these jokes may be rude, but they're funny. DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. COUNTRY BOY JOKES, AND REDNECK HUMOR 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, and ballgames. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention. LARGEST BREASTS ON A WOMAN Photo of some of the largest breasts on a woman on record. This woman could breast feed an entire nursery. They're Huge Breasts even for acow
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BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKESSHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTDRUNK AGAINLAWYERSMARRIAGEOFFICECOMPUTEREYE CANDY JOKESBIT OF FUN JOKESBIT OF HUMORBIT OF FUN HACKEDFUNNY JOKES TO PRINT OFFFUNNY JOKES 2019 Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories. WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention. BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKESSHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTDRUNK AGAINLAWYERSMARRIAGEOFFICECOMPUTEREYE CANDY JOKESBIT OF FUN JOKESBIT OF HUMORBIT OF FUN HACKEDFUNNY JOKES TO PRINT OFFFUNNY JOKES 2019 Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch. FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. WEIRD STUFF: PHOTOS OF STRANGE PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS Weird Stuff Collections. This is the section for photos and videos of people caught in strange situations. Sometimes the people involved just aren't thinking, other times they might be under the influence of something. Whatever the case, these photos are amusing but weird. This topic is weird animals doing weird stuff, which is not to beSTUPID LAWS
In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. RETIREE AND PENSIONER ONELINERS One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. You're asleep, but others think you are dead. You can live without sex but not your glasses. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You find your self singing along with elevator music. FUNNY MY JOB SUCKS TYPE ONE-LINERS Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free. If at first you don't succeed--try management. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away! Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. ROUGH SEAS - BIT OF FUN Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through thestorm.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention.DID YOU HONK AT ME
As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up by Just for Laughs to catch people's reactions. BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKESSHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTDRUNK AGAINLAWYERSMARRIAGEOFFICECOMPUTEREYE CANDY JOKESBIT OF FUN JOKESBIT OF HUMORBIT OF FUN HACKEDFUNNY JOKES TO PRINT OFFFUNNY JOKES 2019 Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories. WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention. BIT OF FUN - SHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTFUN STUFFJOKESWEIRD STUFFARTODD NEWSEYE CANDY Bit of Fun - proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 17 years. This site contains humorous, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun forum, strange news, and other fun stuff for you toenjoy.
BIT OF FUN'S FUNNY JOKESSHARING HUMOR, BEAUTY AND ARTDRUNK AGAINLAWYERSMARRIAGEOFFICECOMPUTEREYE CANDY JOKESBIT OF FUN JOKESBIT OF HUMORBIT OF FUN HACKEDFUNNY JOKES TO PRINT OFFFUNNY JOKES 2019 Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of funny jokes over the years, but we are always looking for more. If you have a joke you would like to share please post it in the Jokes Forum we would love to hear it. Since there are literally thousands of funny jokes on this site we grouped them by category HUMOROUS ONE-LINERS, WITTY SAYINGS, AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS. Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Witty One-liners. All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes. Funny One-liners. FUN STUFF - FUN PHOTOS - FUNNY VIDEOS Funny Animal Photos. More Photos and Videos and they all have one thing in common - Animals. Plenty of cute and funny stuff here. Animals acting strangely and doing weird stuff provide for a lot of laughs and one of our more popular categories. WORDS OF WISDOM IN WITTY ONE-LINERS Words of Wisdom. Everything you like is bad for you in some way. A procrastinator's work is never done. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.POINTS TO PONDER
Points to Ponder is a collection of humorous questions that make you think; some have comical answers, others just leave you shaking yourhead
FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. FUNNY JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN Women with big breasts. ..can get a taxi on the worst days. ..have a neat place to carry spare change. ..have always been the centre of the arts. ..make jogging a spectator sport. ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub. ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie. ..always float better. FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention. FUNNY SOUTHERN JOKES AND REDNECK HUMOR 3. Bubba Claus's sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear ''On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen'' when Bubba Claus arrives. WEIRD STUFF: PHOTOS OF STRANGE PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS Weird Stuff Collections. This is the section for photos and videos of people caught in strange situations. Sometimes the people involved just aren't thinking, other times they might be under the influence of something. Whatever the case, these photos are amusing but weird. This topic is weird animals doing weird stuff, which is not to beSTUPID LAWS
In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon.) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners FUNNY REDNECK JOKES AND HILLBILLY HUMOR Twins and Twins. A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Kathy and Katy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth,they're sixteen.
DRUNK HUMOR AND FUNNY DRINKING JOKES Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. RETIREE AND PENSIONER ONELINERS One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. You're asleep, but others think you are dead. You can live without sex but not your glasses. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You find your self singing along with elevator music. FUNNY MY JOB SUCKS TYPE ONE-LINERS Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free. If at first you don't succeed--try management. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away! Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. ROUGH SEAS - BIT OF FUN Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through thestorm.
SCREWING WITH A PROPERTY SCAMMER Screwing With A property Scammer. This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority. In this case a friend referred a scammer who is attempting to extract rental deposits prior to viewing the property to be rented to Joe Lycett's attention.DID YOU HONK AT ME
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Smoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes ithumorous.
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The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld. Understanding the Internet SYMBIOTIC THOUGHT GERMS If it seems to you that every conversation on the Internet is extremely polarized; you are probably correct. But is designed that way or is it just natural evolution of thought. Funny Joke from the ForumIN THE BATHROOM
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight. I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day".Sketch Humor
DRUG COMPANY HEARING - SNL Ever stop and think that some of names drug companies give medications sound an awful lot like African-American names?Fun Facts
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Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots. Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour inonly three strides.
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How much would you give to make sure an Investment Banker can continueto lobby
Humor from the Forum BEING OVER 60 AIN'T SO BAD: - No one expects you to run into a burning building. - People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. - There's nothing left to learn the hard way. - You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who's around. - Your secrets are safe with your friends because they won't rememberthem.
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Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrongFun Facts
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Around 52% of Americans play video games regularly.Creative Stories
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A classic song told in storybook fashion using stop motion video Humor from the Forum WE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE BABIES IN SCHOOL TODAY! A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this and asked, "What makes you so happy today?" The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!" Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how. "It's easy, Mom... you just drop the 'Y', and add 'I-E-S'," thedaughter said.
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Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.Fun Facts
The first President born in the U.S. spoke Dutch as his firstlanguage.
Humor And Commentary ROD SERLING ON CENSORSHIP In some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of thediscussion.
Humor from the Forum ACHES, PAINS, AND BODILY FUNCTIONS Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodilyfunctions.
A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have abowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight Icrap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine!"Smart Phone Humor
INSTAGRAM HUSBAND
"Behind every cute girl on Instagram is a guy like me, and a brick wall." There are many Instagram Husbands out there, and we want you to know that you are not alone.Fun Fact
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1 IN 8 American workers has been employed by McDonald's.Sketch Humor
PARTY PLACE RETIREMENT CENTER Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore. Humor from the Forum HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE LIGHT BULB? Australian Shepherd: I have a better idea... let's herd all the light-bulbs into one place. Basset Hound: You go ahead. I'll just take a nap. German Shepherd: I'm on it! Of course, I'll need to replace the light fixture and the wiring to bring everything up to code. Golden Retriever: Who needs a lightbulb? Let's go outside and playfetch!
Labrador Retriever (Lab): Oh, me, me! Let me change all thelight-bulbs!
Old English Sheep Dog: Huh? Who turned out the lights? Pointer: There it is! What are you waiting for? There it is! Changeit!
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BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY A short video to remind us of why it's wonderful just to be alive.Fun Facts
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Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.We're Not Dead Yet
FOREVER YOUNG AT BURNING MAN Experience Burning Man through the eyes of 86-year-old retiredfirefighter.
Humor from the Forum A MAN GOES UP TO A A MAN GOES UP TO A PHARMACIST "Could you give me something to cure hiccups, please?" The pharmacist leans over the counter and gives the man a good slap on the back. Then he asks, "Have they gone?" The man replies, "My wife's waiting in the car, but I'll go and askher."
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GIRL IN A SOUNDPROOF ROOM She thinks she's in a soundproof room, and what she says will get herfired.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark TwainHumorous Handyman
FLUSH THAT GAS
What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a float, you would be correct but they don't serve the same purpose.Fun Facts
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According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most common job in 1900 was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesperson.Humorous Sketch
KEEP YOUR BALLS CLEAN A funny axe commercial showing the proper way to keep your balls and other sports equipment clean. Humor from the Forum OUR DOG SUDDENLY BEGAN BARKING One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am. Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss. When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fenceto wake our dog.
My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3am.
"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."Talent
OMG 68 YEAR OLD SINGS HIGHWAY TO HELL Some people think that getting older means slowing down, sitting on the porch, and watching the world go by. This lady blows a hole in that notion with her rendition of Highway To Hell!Humor
BLIND DATE FART
A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment. Funny Joke from the Forum BILLY'S BASEBALL GAME Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for thewinning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."Entertaining Animal
ELEPHANT CHASES A CAR A brief video clip that shows an elephant chasing a car. Was the elephant annoyed by their intrusion, or have tourists been tossing treats to the big mammals.Fun Facts
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Some firefighters in the U.S. are trained on how to treat aliens in case of a UFO crash or invasion.Stand-up Comedy
GREVAIS ON FAT PEOPLE Ricki Grevais goes on a humorous rant about fat people. Maybe society has a role to play since we no longer attach a stigmatism to beingoverweight.
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FREE DRINKS
Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience." When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hourflight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available." Understanding the Internet THE INNOVATION OF LONELINESS Is there a connection between Social Networks and Being Lonely or have we found a new way to make friendsFun Facts
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The biological sign for the female sex, a circle placed on top of a small cross, is also the symbol for the planet Venus. The symbol is believed to be a stylized representation of the Roman goddess Venus’hand mirror
Humorous Comedy Sketches HEY WE'RE ON SOCIAL MEDIA Tell me about yourself! Are you ranked on Vine? What's your reach on Twitter? A humorous skit that points out people's social media lives sometimes annoyingly overshadow their real ones. Humor from the ForumAN HONEST LAWYER
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview younglawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are youan honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my veryfirst case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for themoney."
Creative and InspiringWANDERERS - UPDATED
Wanderers is a vision of humanity's expansion into the Solar System, based on scientific ideas and concepts of what our future in spacemight look like.
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The name marijuana comes from a Mexican slang term for cannabis and is believed to have derived from the Spanish pronunciation of the namesMary and Jane.
Marijuana came into popularity as a name for cannabis in the U.S. during the late 1800s.Funny Videos
HOW YOU TELL TIME LIKE THAT He always has the correct but how can one tell time using a donkey. A humorous short storyHumor
TOP 5 INTERNET PROMISES YOU WON'T KEEP 5. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I alreadyreceive.
4. I resolve to back up hard drive daily... well, once a month,perhaps...
3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet. 2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own. (and the #1 resolution) 1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!Humor
ALIEN PATERNITY TEST A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.Fun Facts
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The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a womanwho was 108 lbs.
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MEN ARE CATS - WOMEN ARE DOGS An interesting perspective on men, women, cats and dogs. Humor from the ForumRUNNING AWAY
After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to runaway.
The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'. The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you gethungry?', he asked.
'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'. 'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child. The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'. 'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply. The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'Worth Watching
FIRE BRINGS DOWN A HIGH-VOLTAGE TOWER Camera from a drone records amazing footage of a fire burning at the base of a high-voltage power line pylon. As the flames continued to burn the steel in the tower begins to weaken.Fun Facts
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Minus forty degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus forty degreesFahrenheit.
Humor and Perspective WEAR THE DAMN RIBBON Notoriously non-conformist Kramer tries to show support for a cause in his own way, but those with a herd mentality try to force him toconform.
Humor from the ForumTHE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat to match their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospitalemergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this..) Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never one mounted and framed."Halloween Humor
EMERGENCY ROOM ZOMBIES A special humorous episode of ER as they try to contain a unique newvirus!
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The science of kissing is called philematology One theory suggests kissing may have evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others pheromones for biological compatibility.Swedish Humor
A MAGICAL BANANA
Comedy and magic combined in a hilarious skit about learning the artof magic
Humor from the Forum A DAUGHTER ASKS HER DAD... A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantasticbumper.”
Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”Halloween Humor
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR PETS PSA Pointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because people dress them in embarrassing costumes.Fun Facts
First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are65 or older!
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THE PRESENT
“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation. Humor from the Forum A QUESTION THAT COMPLETELY RUINED THE MOMENT One day my wife was out shopping and I was watching our children ages five and two. My son was playing with the dog. My daughter, the two year old, was playing with her Barbie. She and Barbie were having a little coffee get-together. I thought it was very nice of her to offer me a cup of coffee, and happily accepted even though it was just water. After several cups and lots of praise for such delicious coffee, my wife came rolling in with the groceries. She watched as my daughter brought in other cup of coffee, started laughing, and asked me how many cups I'd drank. When I admitted that I was waterlogged from all the coffee, my wife broke into hysterical laughter. Through the tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks she asked me a question that completely ruined that precious moment forever.'
Did it ever occur to you', she said, 'that the only place a baby can reach water is the toilet?'Entertaining Animal
CANINE CATCHING FISH This dog has figured out that if the sets out pieces of bread he can catch the fish that come to feed on the bread. Behavior that's not normally seen in a dog Humor from the ForumMore Humor
IF YOU LOSE ONE SENSE If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate. That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense ofself-importance.
Halloween Night
A GIRL'S HALLOWEEN - SNL Three friends' decision to have a fun Halloween night doesn't go as planned. By the end of the evening the ladies are quite a sight.Fun Facts
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The Greek language has 4 words for love. 'Agape': Charitable love; 'Eos': Sexual love; 'Philia': Love between friends; and 'Storge':Family love.
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MOOSE AND MALAMUTE
When a moose threatens some people a malamute leads the moose away. Funny Joke from the ForumA GENIE JOKE
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!" POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where only beautiful & lonely women reside." POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him. He then tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in hisgovernment office.
Funny People – Amusing Stories UK BORDER FORCE - FUNNY INTERVIEW WITH TRANSGENDER CANADIAN The UK border force has stopped a woman coming to the UK from Canada to visit a man she met on the Internet.Fun Facts
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The Birth order can influence whether a marriage succeeds or fails. The most successful marriages are those where the oldest sister of brothers marries the youngest brother of sisters. Two firstborns, however, tend to be more aggressive and can create higher levels of tension. The highest divorce rates are when an only child marriesanother only child.
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WE ARE EXPLORERS
Why do we explore? Simply put, it is part of who we are. Reaching for things beyond our grasp, lays the foundation for our greatest journey. Humor from the ForumCATS AND DOGS
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... Imust be a God!
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LIMBO UNDER A CAR
Limbo queen attempts to limbo under a car at a dealership holding two trays of drinks. Will she make it?Fun Facts
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Passionate kissing burns 6.6 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes about four minutes of kissing–toburn off.
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GOING TO A FLOOD
In Australia during the middle of the flood, the fire department got called out to a fire and I'm not going to let a little water stopthem.
Humor from the ForumLYING
Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail, ...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years inoffice.
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FUN DAY AT THE BOAT LAUNCH Some good old boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to help, find that pulling a vehicle out of theocean isn't easy.
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The symbols + (addition) and – (subtraction) came into general usein the 1400's.
Counterculture Comedy DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE GENDER A feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It's a humorous situation as she goes out of her way not to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.Fun Facts
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Janis Joplin left $2,500 in her will for her friends to “have a ball after I’m gone.”Creative
I-DIOT
Is our happiness is based on things we don’t need? Funny Joke from the ForumMore Funny Jokes
YADOT RORRIM
Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I. (I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)Humerous Pranks
A LITTLE HELP PLEASE When beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get ahilarious surprise.
Humor from the Forum CITY GIRL VISITING THE FARM A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.Stand-up Comedy
TACO TRUCK AT 1 AM
If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck. Humor from the ForumIRISH SMILES
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk. The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthyopponent.
Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."Sketch Comedy
BIRTHDAY CLOWN - SNL A clown is asked to perform for a birthday party, but upon arriving discovers that he is performing for a grown man (Louis C.K.) in this strange comedy skit.Fun Facts
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Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.Stand-up Comedy
LOOTING AND THE BRITISH MUSEUM As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff. Humor from the Forum ASPIRING STUDENT PSYCHIATRISTS The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," replied the student. "And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the younglady from Rice.
"Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M. "How about theopposite of woe?"
The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." Improvisational Comedy SCENES FROM A HAT WITH MISS AMERICA The laughs keep coming as this improvisational comedy segment features a musical about breasts and disturbing times to make animal noises.Fun Facts
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In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.Creative
ABOUT DATING
Ask people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.Animated Shorts
NONE OF THAT
From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun.. Funny Joke from the ForumMore Jokes
GET WELL SOON
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs inhis groin area.
Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him souncomfortable.
It didn’t take long to discover the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – if atall.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer you pulled overlast week.”
SNL Comedy
ZOO PHOTOGRAPHER - SNL Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.Quotable Quotes
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does notprove anything.
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D*CK MAINTENANCE
Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is. Humor from the ForumTHREE LITTLE PIGS
This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class. When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home. She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That strawto build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think theman said?"
One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!Angry Ocean
HUGE WAVES ROCK AN OIL PLATFORM Out in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes. Improvisational Comedy SCENES FROM A HAT SUPERMAN'S SECRET THOUGHTS Humorous improvisational sketches including things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend and Drew's book on dieting.Fun Facts
The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for nearly ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of non-drinkers.* More Humor Pages
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